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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. " That's about right | |||
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"You missed out all the messages from men just checking you don't fancy a suck! " Or saying only "Hi". Or asking for illegal stuff ![]() | |||
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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. " Here you go OP… | |||
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"You missed out all the messages from men just checking you don't fancy a suck! Or saying only "Hi". Or asking for illegal stuff ![]() It’s usually asking if I want my cock sucked, I’d be interested if someone wanted me to do a bank job with them! ![]() | |||
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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. Here you go OP…" Ummmmm I'm a girl... FAF? ![]() | |||
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"Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing". I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing!" What idiots are saying not interested? | |||
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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. Here you go OP… Ummmmm I'm a girl... FAF? ![]() Was that aimed at me or the OP? Not that it makes much difference as we’ll both say yes | |||
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"Some who've messaged me first have read my reply, then not responded. What does that mean? They've probably realised they've gone beyond scr*ping the barrel with me. That and the fact I'm a c*** probably explains my lack of messages, especially from those who fit my preferences. I just ignore everyone now. ![]() Dunno about scrapping the barrel.... you'd be floating around on the top like the cream on milk | |||
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"If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. " That's a lie. Some don't respond and then send you the same copy & paste message three days later, and complain you're hard work or pretend they never log on anyway. | |||
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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. Here you go OP… Ummmmm I'm a girl... FAF? ![]() Yes ![]() | |||
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"Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing". I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing!" WTF? Well if you lived in Wiltshire and messages me I'd respond...hell what's wrong with guys in your area?? | |||
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"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..." It's not something I do and I can't bring myself to look through zillions of cock pics and blank profile avatars in case there is one interesting chap ![]() | |||
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"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..." You do .. ![]() | |||
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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. " What a load of old bollocks......actually this is it spot on. If messages were received in reality ![]() | |||
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"Some who've messaged me first have read my reply, then not responded. What does that mean? They've probably realised they've gone beyond scr*ping the barrel with me. That and the fact I'm a c*** probably explains my lack of messages, especially from those who fit my preferences. I just ignore everyone now. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. Here you go OP… Ummmmm I'm a girl... FAF? ![]() Wanted to see if it works And I wanted to make this thread really long for you ![]() | |||
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"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..." Lol that works both ways | |||
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"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply... It's not something I do and I can't bring myself to look through zillions of cock pics and blank profile avatars in case there is one interesting chap ![]() The last time I did I got turned down. I know that happens all the time for men, but given the lack of women here and their profile it did get me down and it's not often a profile catches my eye so that's my one message of the year used up. | |||
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"Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing". I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing! What idiots are saying not interested? " Not idiots, just guys with standards (how very dare they!). You can't please everyone ![]() | |||
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"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice. Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer. Message from Avatar with a Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above. Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond. Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond. Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond. Message from a Friend- Respond! Can anyone see a pattern here! If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply. " So in one day, you’ve had ten messages? I’m doing well if I get ten in a year! | |||
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"I've sorted prob out for her. I did what she asks of her profile.....take time to read, start to finish. Step 1: Take out last sentence of profile text and whack it in the title section. Step 2: Underline it, and to make sure those pesky male members dont skim read it as per, have the cheek to pen a message and send, id go with all capitals and bold. Step 3: Check daily to see whether us men got the message, if we did...erm,i guess start a thread about how men are intimidated by it now and havent got the imagination to even send a dick pic" Allowed back on forum in say what....10 days. That's probably fair | |||
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"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..." At least you will then be chatting to ones you like rather than ones that just like you. X | |||
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"Surely there can't be women out there who message first and get no reply. I think I'd fall off my chair if I got a message from a woman first !!!! I guess if Ryan Gosling was on here he might be a bit more picky but most of us ain't got that choice !????" Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year ![]() | |||
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"Surely there can't be women out there who message first and get no reply. I think I'd fall off my chair if I got a message from a woman first !!!! I guess if Ryan Gosling was on here he might be a bit more picky but most of us ain't got that choice !???? Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year ![]() Hmmmm would you like to be my Fab PA? I've got some messages you can reply to if you like ![]() | |||
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"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..." Be my guest ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely there can't be women out there who message first and get no reply. I think I'd fall off my chair if I got a message from a woman first !!!! I guess if Ryan Gosling was on here he might be a bit more picky but most of us ain't got that choice !???? Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year ![]() ![]() What other tasks are involved and what's the pay like? X | |||
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"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..." You're needed. Please report to my inbox! | |||
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"Offering money for meets Narrating in detail what they would do to you 'when we meet' ![]() I always ask for card details first ... if they stupid enough to think they can pay to meet, then they are dumb enough to be mugged off. ![]() | |||
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"Bit patronising, dontcha think! ![]() It’s called satire love. ![]() | |||
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"Bit patronising, dontcha think! ![]() ![]() If you say so, obviously you know best. ![]() | |||
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"Some who've messaged me first have read my reply, then not responded. What does that mean? They've probably realised they've gone beyond scr*ping the barrel with me. That and the fact I'm a c*** probably explains my lack of messages, especially from those who fit my preferences. I just ignore everyone now. ![]() You ignored us when we sent you a compliment ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely there can't be women out there who message first and get no reply. I think I'd fall off my chair if I got a message from a woman first !!!! I guess if Ryan Gosling was on here he might be a bit more picky but most of us ain't got that choice !???? Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year ![]() ![]() I fear I spend a dangerous amount of time watching your videos so bugger it...happy to help ![]() | |||
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"Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing". I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing!" About 99% of the messages i send get deleted, don't know why or if people are put of by something on my profile that I don't know about | |||
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"Surely there can't be women out there who message first and get no reply. I think I'd fall off my chair if I got a message from a woman first !!!! I guess if Ryan Gosling was on here he might be a bit more picky but most of us ain't got that choice !???? Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year ![]() ![]() I'm afraid you'll have to look through a lot of dick pics, plus the occasional abusive message and there's no pay ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply... It's not something I do and I can't bring myself to look through zillions of cock pics and blank profile avatars in case there is one interesting chap ![]() This... I've chanced a wink or 2 and then been disappointed ![]() | |||
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