FabSwingers.com forum: Messages- Women, A Heads-Up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

That's about right

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The true moral of the tale is that us men type blokes should be grateful for any attention at all.

If it makes you feel happy, I’ll reply and quote your OP so this thread is really long as well

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

You missed out all the messages from men just checking you don't fancy a suck!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing".

I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You missed out all the messages from men just checking you don't fancy a suck! "

Or saying only "Hi".

Or asking for illegal stuff

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

Here you go OP…

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You missed out all the messages from men just checking you don't fancy a suck!

Or saying only "Hi".

Or asking for illegal stuff

It’s usually asking if I want my cock sucked, I’d be interested if someone wanted me to do a bank job with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder so many turned to gloryholes and closed their eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

Here you go OP…"

Ummmmm I'm a girl... FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing".

I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing!"

What idiots are saying not interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some who've messaged me first have read my reply, then not responded.

What does that mean?

They've probably realised they've gone beyond scr*ping the barrel with me.

That and the fact I'm a c*** probably explains my lack of messages, especially from those who fit my preferences.

I just ignore everyone now.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

Here you go OP…

Ummmmm I'm a girl... FAF?

Was that aimed at me or the OP?

Not that it makes much difference as we’ll both say yes

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Some who've messaged me first have read my reply, then not responded.

What does that mean?

They've probably realised they've gone beyond scr*ping the barrel with me.

That and the fact I'm a c*** probably explains my lack of messages, especially from those who fit my preferences.

I just ignore everyone now.

Dunno about scrapping the barrel.... you'd be floating around on the top like the cream on milk

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

What about those that message just because you posted in the forum?

Or, a new one on me tonight, because they saw you were online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply...

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

That's a lie. Some don't respond and then send you the same copy & paste message three days later, and complain you're hard work or pretend they never log on anyway.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

Here you go OP…

Ummmmm I'm a girl... FAF?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing".

I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing!"

WTF? Well if you lived in Wiltshire and messages me I'd respond...hell what's wrong with guys in your area??

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..."

It's not something I do and I can't bring myself to look through zillions of cock pics and blank profile avatars in case there is one interesting chap

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..."

You do ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

What a load of old bollocks......actually this is it spot on.

If messages were received in reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some who've messaged me first have read my reply, then not responded.

What does that mean?

They've probably realised they've gone beyond scr*ping the barrel with me.

That and the fact I'm a c*** probably explains my lack of messages, especially from those who fit my preferences.

I just ignore everyone now.

, one way to deal with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

Here you go OP…

Ummmmm I'm a girl... FAF?

Was that aimed at me or the OP?

Not that it makes much difference as we’ll both say yes"

Wanted to see if it works

And I wanted to make this thread really long for you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Would you like me to send you a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..."

Lol that works both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak too and meet some fantastic women on here and none of them bash men on the forum.

So ignore the ones who bash or attack men on the forum.

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By *oulbrother67Man
over a year ago

Rochford

Shame I don't live in North West. I'd lick that barrell not scrape it ?? You're bloody super fit girl ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply...

It's not something I do and I can't bring myself to look through zillions of cock pics and blank profile avatars in case there is one interesting chap

The last time I did I got turned down. I know that happens all the time for men, but given the lack of women here and their profile it did get me down and it's not often a profile catches my eye so that's my one message of the year used up.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing".

I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing!

What idiots are saying not interested? "

Not idiots, just guys with standards (how very dare they!).

You can't please everyone

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Would you like me to send you a pic

Obviously

Especially if you're out out

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By *oulbrother67Man
over a year ago

Rochford

Surely there can't be women out there who message first and get no reply. I think I'd fall off my chair if I got a message from a woman first !!!! I guess if Ryan Gosling was on here he might be a bit more picky but most of us ain't got that choice !????

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Would you like me to send you a pic

Obviously

Especially if you're out out

One on the loo then

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Would you like me to send you a pic

Obviously

Especially if you're out out

One on the loo then

That'll do..... but only a number 1

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By *orace pinkerMan
over a year ago

North west

Can't beat a good flange gasket photo

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Would you like me to send you a pic

Obviously

Especially if you're out out

One on the loo then

That'll do..... but only a number 1

Especially with a Irish coffee in hand

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

I've sorted prob out for her. I did what she asks of her profile.....take time to read, start to finish.

Step 1: Take out last sentence of profile text and whack it in the title section.

Step 2: Underline it, and to make sure those pesky male members dont skim read it as per, have the cheek to pen a message and send, id go with all capitals and bold.

Step 3: Check daily to see whether us men got the message, if we did...erm,i guess start a thread about how men are intimidated by it now and havent got the imagination to even send a dick pic

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

FAF?

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

"Message from forum user I chat to- Respond, message ping pong, quite nice.

Message from Graphic- type of username- I reply, should be a goer.

Message from Avatar with a

Vagina - Respond, big fan of vaginas

Message from Avatar with another vagina - I respond, see above.

Message from Forum User, with whom I talk bollocks with - Respond.

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, Says woman, fuck it, what’s the worse that can happen - respond

Message from Avatar with a Shadow, but pic enclosed, opened. Then looked at profile blurb- "Will Fill in Later" - Says woman again, good enough for me - respond.

Message from Avatar with Face pic, half decent message, nice face, go to profile- doesn't fit my preferences, but the tits are banging - I respond

Message from Graphic- type of username, might be a woman, I’ll take the risk - respond.

Message from a Friend- Respond!

Can anyone see a pattern here!

If there’s a chance you are a woman, men will always reply.

So in one day, you’ve had ten messages? I’m doing well if I get ten in a year!

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"I've sorted prob out for her. I did what she asks of her profile.....take time to read, start to finish.

Step 1: Take out last sentence of profile text and whack it in the title section.

Step 2: Underline it, and to make sure those pesky male members dont skim read it as per, have the cheek to pen a message and send, id go with all capitals and bold.

Step 3: Check daily to see whether us men got the message, if we did...erm,i guess start a thread about how men are intimidated by it now and havent got the imagination to even send a dick pic"

Allowed back on forum in say what....10 days. That's probably fair

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..."

At least you will then be chatting to ones you like rather than ones that just like you. X

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Would you like me to send you a pic

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely there can't be women out there who message first and get no reply. I think I'd fall off my chair if I got a message from a woman first !!!! I guess if Ryan Gosling was on here he might be a bit more picky but most of us ain't got that choice !????"

Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year

Hmmmm would you like to be my Fab PA? I've got some messages you can reply to if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..."

Be my guest

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit patronising, dontcha think!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year

Hmmmm would you like to be my Fab PA? I've got some messages you can reply to if you like

What other tasks are involved and what's the pay like? X

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Offering money for meets

Narrating in detail what they would do to you 'when we meet'

You forgot the most imlortant one i hear from a lot of men. The men pretending to be women. Does that really happen?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply..."

You're needed. Please report to my inbox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offering money for meets

Narrating in detail what they would do to you 'when we meet'

You forgot the most imlortant one i hear from a lot of men. The men pretending to be women. Does that really happen?"

I always ask for card details first ... if they stupid enough to think they can pay to meet, then they are dumb enough to be mugged off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit patronising, dontcha think!

It’s called satire love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit patronising, dontcha think!

It’s called satire love.

If you say so, obviously you know best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some who've messaged me first have read my reply, then not responded.

What does that mean?

They've probably realised they've gone beyond scr*ping the barrel with me.

That and the fact I'm a c*** probably explains my lack of messages, especially from those who fit my preferences.

I just ignore everyone now.

You ignored us when we sent you a compliment

we didn't care. We don't respond to people who are simply not for us as our profile states but it's a little too much trouble for people to read that I suppose

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By *atentHeelsCouple
over a year ago

Salford

I don’t doubt it’s harder for guys here but no, women sending messages doesn’t guarantee reply. I think it would be a bit egotistical to think everyone would reply to be honest. However in this day and age of ‘ultra feminism’ there’s nothing wrong with ladies messaging first. I’d say when we contact guys we get a response about 70% of the time but maybe that’s because we’re a couple and not a single female. If I was a single female I’d probably expect around the same or less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year

Hmmmm would you like to be my Fab PA? I've got some messages you can reply to if you like

I fear I spend a dangerous amount of time watching your videos so bugger it...happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the hell am I going wrong then? At a guess about a quarter of the messages I send out are deleted. Another few I do get straight back a response of "not interested, happy fabbing".

I know I still have a higher response rate than blokes sending out messages, but it's definitely not a sure thing!"

About 99% of the messages i send get deleted, don't know why or if people are put of by something on my profile that I don't know about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally, I always respond. It's just manners when not dealing with a ladies volume of messages. I mean I'm really busy replying....must be about 2 per year

Hmmmm would you like to be my Fab PA? I've got some messages you can reply to if you like

What other tasks are involved and what's the pay like? X"

I'm afraid you'll have to look through a lot of dick pics, plus the occasional abusive message and there's no pay

You know you want to

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

This is why I like men. They’re so straightforward

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I need to start messaging guys first more if I'm guaranteed a reply...

It's not something I do and I can't bring myself to look through zillions of cock pics and blank profile avatars in case there is one interesting chap

This... I've chanced a wink or 2 and then been disappointed

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over a year ago

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