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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

So as luck would have it a rich and now deceased swinger has left the forum an entire street in their will!

The houses are there and up for grabs!

Who is the neighbour keeping the street up all night?

Who would you have as your neighbour and why?

What goes on in the hot tub at no. 24?

I'm the neighbour sitting on their front doorstep watching it all go on. Just call me Dot Cotton

Be nice, we have to live in the same street remember

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, Dot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll put everyones recycling bin out.

As long as I’m Nextdoor to Charlene Ramsey.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Saffron and Lexi on one side

Sparkle and him on the next

And Mr Mystique in my bed x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You're not Dot Cotton! You'd be getting rogered by the gardener and shagging the sexy pt.

I'm the meek and mild neighbour on the street who says hello to people and moans about the s and then goes and picks them up. And organises cake sales! And one of those little neighbourhood book borrowing schemes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as I have the house with the swimming pool I'm good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends with benefits street.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Saffron and Lexi on one side

Sparkle and him on the next

And Mr Mystique in my bed x"

Him was str8

And

Meli over the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friends with benefits street. "

We all unemployed then? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry upthetop (of the road) keeps doing naked cartwheels...

We both can't help but watch...

And wonder when her cart might need some good servicing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saffron and Lexi on one side

Sparkle and him on the next

And Mr Mystique in my bed x

Him was str8

And

Meli over the road "

Sparkle and I can host pool night Thursday's, no costume required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to bagsy no 69 but I'm not a massive fan so I'll leave it for someone else.

Ill be the number that matches how many sexual partners I've had instead.

I want to know which house has a red room. I'll be round for a cuppa often!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Saffron and Lexi on one side

Sparkle and him on the next

And Mr Mystique in my bed x

Him was str8

And

Meli over the road

Sparkle and I can host pool night Thursday's, no costume required

Costumes required love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saffron and Lexi on one side

Sparkle and him on the next

And Mr Mystique in my bed x

Him was str8

And

Meli over the road

Sparkle and I can host pool night Thursday's, no costume required

Costumes required love x"

A cum as you are offering then

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire."

I’m pretty good on the old BBQ

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Saffron and Lexi on one side

Sparkle and him on the next

And Mr Mystique in my bed x"

Yay!!! I’ll have a granny annex for Nora to come and stay

Yas I’ll be borrowing your make up!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We’ll have the one with a lovely garden maintained by T. Would love to live next door to Jim & his mum

J x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Saffron and Lexi on one side

Sparkle and him on the next

And Mr Mystique in my bed x

Yay!!! I’ll have a granny annex for Nora to come and stay

Yas I’ll be borrowing your make up!

Anytime xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.

I’m pretty good on the old BBQ

That's food sorted, you can move in on the left, right side is already taken by Yasmeen

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.

Excellent. My fridge is full of beer and wine as well and cupboards full of all manner of spirits

I’m pretty good on the old BBQ

That's food sorted, you can move in on the left, right side is already taken by Yasmeen"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.

I’m pretty good on the old BBQ

You do tend to heat things up

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Hey, Dot.

Nick...is that you?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.

I’m pretty good on the old BBQ

You do tend to heat things up

Bring my own sausage too

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"You're not Dot Cotton! You'd be getting rogered by the gardener and shagging the sexy pt.

I pictured you building a little book swap cupboard in your front garden, tempting people in with wafts of freshly baked cakes

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Our house, in the middle of the street

, will look very innocent from the outside and inside, but we’ll have a secret cellar where the dungeon is and all our play equipment - a spanking bench and a St Andrews cross and also mirrors right round the room with a bed in the centre and mirror ceiling above (we haven’t thought about this at all

) but we have planning permission for the sauna down in the cellar too

A hot female one side and a hot guy the other with connecting doors…

Honestly we haven’t thought about this at all

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Street party

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Cherry upthetop (of the road) keeps doing naked cartwheels...

We both can't help but watch...

And wonder when her cart might need some good servicing... "

Hahaha! Usually after cartwheel number 7 is when I need life support

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm in the gaff where people come for a jam and I have a room which has a lush sound system and dance floor.

My fire pit is welcoming. I have a wood fired hot tub and stream for cold plunges. I might have a few chucks and a rescue donkey in the alottment down the bottom of the garden.

I reckon I'll be popping round fallen angels for massage and dungeon meditation sessions.

Afternoon porn star martinis with cherryonatop.

Morning runs with sky.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Street party

*street orgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, Dot.

Nick...is that you?

Would it be weird if I said, alright, ma?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Street party

*street orgy! "

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire."

Yeah and I don't cook so who looks good naked in an apron? I want them next door to me barbecuing delicious food every evening

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Street party

*street orgy!

Wrong emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality street.

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Hey, Dot.

Nick...is that you?

Would it be weird if I said, alright, ma?"

It wasn't weird the other night...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Street party

*street orgy! "

Moves out to the other end of the road and bakes cakes….

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Street party

*street orgy!

Moves out to the other end of the road and bakes cakes….

There's always 'that end' of the street...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, Dot.

Nick...is that you?

Would it be weird if I said, alright, ma?

It wasn't weird the other night...

That'll do for me.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Woo hoo!

Could I have the one in the middle between Babs and Meli. We’re gin drinkers so I know we can switch between houses and hot tubs without spreading covid

Of course we may invite some of our fav fab folks in to join us x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Street party

*street orgy!

Moves out to the other end of the road and bakes cakes….

There's always 'that end' of the street...

Picket fence and dark corners…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be the littlest hobo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Street party

*street orgy!

Moves out to the other end of the road and bakes cakes….

There's always 'that end' of the street...

Picket fence and dark corners…

Burnt out car on bricks in the drive?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Ours would be the modest looking 3 bed detached with a cellar. A big sound proofed cellar.

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Ours would be the modest looking 3 bed detached with a cellar. A big sound proofed cellar."

I'd be popping round to borrow the strimmer far too often...

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I'm in the gaff where people come for a jam and I have a room which has a lush sound system and dance floor.

My fire pit is welcoming. I have a wood fired hot tub and stream for cold plunges. I might have a few chucks and a rescue donkey in the alottment down the bottom of the garden.

I reckon I'll be popping round fallen angels for massage and dungeon meditation sessions.

Afternoon porn star martinis with cherryonatop.

Morning runs with sky.

I wanna chill with you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.

I’m pretty good on the old BBQ

You do tend to heat things up

Bring my own sausage too

Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually after cartwheel number 7 is when I need life support

Kiss of life would be our pleasure...

If we can tear ourselves away from BP's dungeon...

And petitewoman, why dont you have #68, will pleasure you, and you can owe us one!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

I have a big garden with hammocks slung between trees. And an outside dance floor.

Obviously I have a bedroom too but that’s only for special friends.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.

Yeah and I don't cook so who looks good naked in an apron? I want them next door to me barbecuing delicious food every evening

DadBod, Tmontana and Gatsby.

We can take turns with them.

On cooking duty. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maintenance guy at everyone's disposal ...I'll be tinkering in my shed if anyone needs me. Stick me somewhere down the wrong end of the street with Saffron

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub

And probably the noisiest garden

But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa

Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!

But yeah.... you're probably right

Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.

Yeah and I don't cook so who looks good naked in an apron? I want them next door to me barbecuing delicious food every evening

DadBod, Tmontana and Gatsby.

We can take turns with them.

On cooking duty. Obvs

*winkwink Got ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seems to be a lot of baking going on, we got a corner shop on the street that needs daily supplies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

Shouldn't that be giant oven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I house share with someone please? I dont like being on my own

Happy to do breakfast for all and hand out paracetamol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the gaff where people come for a jam and I have a room which has a lush sound system and dance floor.

My fire pit is welcoming. I have a wood fired hot tub and stream for cold plunges. I might have a few chucks and a rescue donkey in the alottment down the bottom of the garden.

I reckon I'll be popping round fallen angels for massage and dungeon meditation sessions.

Afternoon porn star martinis with cherryonatop.

Morning runs with sky.

Afternoon porn star martinis??? Errr… I’m coming over!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I house share with someone please? I dont like being on my own

Happy to do breakfast for all and hand out paracetamol "

I'll get the keys cut for you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

Shouldn't that be giant oven?"

Maybe both

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Can I have Noochie as my neighbour please? We'd have a good chuckle over the back fence.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in the attic, watching everyone like Christopher Eccleston in Shallow Grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a big garden to do yoga classes and Pilates! So if everyone wants to come round…

Then for the braves, we can move inside for some more adult sweaty classes haha

Also I want a big tree with a swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

Shouldn't that be giant oven?

Maybe both

That's the crematorium sorted then

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

Shouldn't that be giant oven?

Maybe both

That's the crematorium sorted then

I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a game of naked kerby?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Street full of homes guys with there cocks out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

Shouldn't that be giant oven?

Maybe both

That's the crematorium sorted then

I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven

Memo to me, "love BB's baking skills"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping. "

Don't need Lake, I got the pool house with Sparkle and Wanderingquim is moving in Tuesday, she's doing breakfast for all

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'm in the gaff where people come for a jam and I have a room which has a lush sound system and dance floor.

My fire pit is welcoming. I have a wood fired hot tub and stream for cold plunges. I might have a few chucks and a rescue donkey in the alottment down the bottom of the garden.

I reckon I'll be popping round fallen angels for massage and dungeon meditation sessions.

Afternoon porn star martinis with cherryonatop.

Morning runs with sky.

Afternoon porn star martinis??? Errr… I’m coming over!!!!

Yes of course! Get your cute self over!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

Shouldn't that be giant oven?

Maybe both

That's the crematorium sorted then

I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven

Memo to me, "love BB's baking skills"

Ohh yeah I forgot you do as you are told

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two "

They are better in threes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

Shouldn't that be giant oven?

Maybe both

That's the crematorium sorted then

I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven

Memo to me, "love BB's baking skills"

Ohh yeah I forgot you do as you are told

That's stretching it a tad. Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I have number 42?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two "

Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have number 42?

Well 69 is taken by Nora and Fallenangel

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two

Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes

We'll open an outdoor communal gym for them to work their frustrations

Shag! Monkey! Where are you? We need muscle to move in!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath

Shouldn't that be giant oven?

Maybe both

That's the crematorium sorted then

I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven

Memo to me, "love BB's baking skills"

Ohh yeah I forgot you do as you are told

That's stretching it a tad. Lol"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

Your only in for the profit

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

Your only in for the profit

Could make a killing with all this baking going on.....

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two

Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes

We'll open an outdoor communal gym for them to work their frustrations

Shag! Monkey! Where are you? We need muscle to move in!

Which Monkey? There’s more than one you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

Your only in for the profit

Could make a killing with all this baking going on.....

I'd check BB's tho, they might contain meat

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two

Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes

We'll open an outdoor communal gym for them to work their frustrations

Shag! Monkey! Where are you? We need muscle to move in!

Which Monkey? There’s more than one you know! "

I knew the monkey call would work

Get those grey sweats on work it Monkey

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I house share with someone please? I dont like being on my own

Happy to do breakfast for all and hand out paracetamol "

You had me at breakfast, I'll happily houseshare if there's fried bread involved

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

Your only in for the profit

Could make a killing with all this baking going on.....

I'd check BB's tho, they might contain meat

Ohh you is getting none of my cake now

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sounds all too much for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I house share with someone please? I dont like being on my own

Happy to do breakfast for all and hand out paracetamol

You had me at breakfast, I'll happily houseshare if there's fried bread involved

Looks like I'm building an extension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

Your only in for the profit

Could make a killing with all this baking going on.....

I'd check BB's tho, they might contain meat

Ohh you is getting none of my cake now

Oh! Bugger!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

If you’re having the corner shop can I have the gin bar? With a lovely outside area?

J x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two

Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes

We'll open an outdoor communal gym for them to work their frustrations

Shag! Monkey! Where are you? We need muscle to move in!

Which Monkey? There’s more than one you know!

I knew the monkey call would work

Get those grey sweats on work it Monkey

I’m thinking that you meant Mr Monkey and forgot about me!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We live at number 15 and who's the one over the road that still has net curtains

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

Your only in for the profit

Could make a killing with all this baking going on.....

I'd check BB's tho, they might contain meat

Ohh you is getting none of my cake now

Oh! Bugger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I live next door to princess peach please?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....

If you’re having the corner shop can I have the gin bar? With a lovely outside area?

J x

A lovely addition to the street...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'll just sit and wait for saffron to let me out the cage

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'll just sit and wait for saffron to let me out the cage

I’ll build you a kennel in my garden poppet

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I'll just sit and wait for saffron to let me out the cage

I’ll build you a kennel in my garden poppet

Aw shucks your just to kind

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Power cut!! Everyone round mine with a candle for feelies in the dark.

Bring a towel, hot tub is steamy and ready.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm gonna be the gypsy who's parked my caravan up on the green.

Because I can only take you all for so long and then I need a break and will disappear for a bit.

Don't worry, I'll tidy my mess before I go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might find me.....

At the dark end of the street

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Space for some little ones?!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Who is the neighbour keeping the street up all night?"

Oops!!!

Why is everybody looking at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We live at number 15 and who's the one over the road that still has net curtains

Hey, I put net curtains up in my bedroom a few weeks ago, they're great for keeping the bugs out while the windows are open.

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