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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

shave me minge, be back in a few hours

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"shave me minge, be back in a few hours"

DONT

DO IT

KITTY!!!!

You know ya got nicks on ya ankles last time - bloody hurt too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ill just rev up the lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shave me minge, be back in a few hours"

You want to borrow my black and decker hedge trimmer to sort out the worst of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean I'm gonna get more pics ff's Kitty lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i need to, am going out tomorrow wont have time to do it then and i need to fit in my best nickers and my bush wont fit in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shave me minge, be back in a few hours

You want to borrow my black and decker hedge trimmer to sort out the worst of it

FFS amateurs. Controlled stubble burning is the best method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lawnmowers cheaper in winter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can u do mine when uve finished ... im blind cant see me muff

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Does this mean I'm gonna get more pics ff's Kitty lol...

No, but Ikea will get a few more cushions in for the xmas sale!!!!!!!!

hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought she was a tough cookie... A real woman plucks

Gone down in my book now lol..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter "

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

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over a year ago

"Does this mean I'm gonna get more pics ff's Kitty lol...

No, but Ikea will get a few more cushions in for the xmas sale!!!!!!!!

hehehehe"

New take on the MoHair then lol...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I thought she was a tough cookie... A real woman plucks

Gone down in my book now lol..

RIGHT - i am on me way round to yours now with the tweezers, i can see the light is still on so i know you is still up Mr Notts!!!!

Miss plucker on her way!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe"

i had extensions put in today aswell

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Does this mean I'm gonna get more pics ff's Kitty lol...

No, but Ikea will get a few more cushions in for the xmas sale!!!!!!!!

hehehehe

New take on the MoHair then lol...

and cums with its own aroma!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

i had extensions put in today aswell

wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!

so you are snug then!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

leave my pubes out of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean I'm gonna get more pics ff's Kitty lol...

No, but Ikea will get a few more cushions in for the xmas sale!!!!!!!!

hehehehe

New take on the MoHair then lol...

and cums with its own aroma!!!!"

Ho Hair cushions with a delicate tuna fragrance...........should sell by the lorry load

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"leave my pubes out of this"

OI!!!

If you are going to dump em we need to find em a new home.....dont be cruel - pubes are just for xmas!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

i had extensions put in today aswell

wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!

so you are snug then!!!!"

from my ankles to me muff ... snog as a bug

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

i had extensions put in today aswell

wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!

so you are snug then!!!!

from my ankles to me muff ... snog as a bug

i need extensions then!!!!

Why is it - when ya DONT want them - they grow 100 miles an hour - and when you want the soft curlies all over, the grow about a mm a month??????

The law of sod is shit!!!

hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

soft curlys? there must be somthing wrong with me? i get dreed locks i must be fucking up lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"soft curlys? there must be somthing wrong with me? i get dreed locks i must be fucking up lol"

mine just aint used to being allowed out hun!!!!

lol

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over a year ago

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

i had extensions put in today aswell

wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!

so you are snug then!!!!

from my ankles to me muff ... snog as a bug

i need extensions then!!!!

Why is it - when ya DONT want them - they grow 100 miles an hour - and when you want the soft curlies all over, the grow about a mm a month??????

The law of sod is shit!!!

hehehehe"

I never feckin want em whether on my muff or in me mouth pfft pfft

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

how you going to get rid of the clipping...will i need climbing ropes to come visit next time ?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

i had extensions put in today aswell

wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!

so you are snug then!!!!

from my ankles to me muff ... snog as a bug

i need extensions then!!!!

Why is it - when ya DONT want them - they grow 100 miles an hour - and when you want the soft curlies all over, the grow about a mm a month??????

The law of sod is shit!!!

hehehehe

I never feckin want em whether on my muff or in me mouth pfft pfft

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!

Who needs cheap dental floss when you can get the good stuff????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

i had extensions put in today aswell

wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!

so you are snug then!!!!

from my ankles to me muff ... snog as a bug

i need extensions then!!!!

Why is it - when ya DONT want them - they grow 100 miles an hour - and when you want the soft curlies all over, the grow about a mm a month??????

The law of sod is shit!!!

hehehehe

I never feckin want em whether on my muff or in me mouth pfft pfft

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!

Who needs cheap dental floss when you can get the good stuff????"

Ewwy eww woman lol hehe xxxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

i had extensions put in today aswell

wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!

so you are snug then!!!!

from my ankles to me muff ... snog as a bug

i need extensions then!!!!

Why is it - when ya DONT want them - they grow 100 miles an hour - and when you want the soft curlies all over, the grow about a mm a month??????

The law of sod is shit!!!

hehehehe

I never feckin want em whether on my muff or in me mouth pfft pfft

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!

Who needs cheap dental floss when you can get the good stuff????

Ewwy eww woman lol hehe xxxxx"

its ewwww when its ya tonsils ya flossing not ya teeth!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thought we were suppose to leave em to grow cos of winter

she changes her mind more often than she changes her knickers!!! hehehehe

i had extensions put in today aswell

wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!

so you are snug then!!!!

from my ankles to me muff ... snog as a bug

i need extensions then!!!!

Why is it - when ya DONT want them - they grow 100 miles an hour - and when you want the soft curlies all over, the grow about a mm a month??????

The law of sod is shit!!!

hehehehe

I never feckin want em whether on my muff or in me mouth pfft pfft

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!

Who needs cheap dental floss when you can get the good stuff????

Ewwy eww woman lol hehe xxxxx

its ewwww when its ya tonsils ya flossing not ya teeth!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehehe"

Barf

lol

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