FabSwingers.com forum: What sort of dinosaur would you be?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m going to choose pterodactyl

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Dino

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Triceratops, because I’ve got the horn!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m going to choose pterodactyl "

The panty liner of the dinos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagasorearse Rex

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

One of those big friendly Diplodocus!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Dinosaur extinct by poster at 12/07/21 18:11:46]"

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"[Dinosaur extinct by poster at 12/07/21 18:11:46]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spinosaurus aegyptiacus

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Mammoth - Hairy & have two horns & a trunk for the ladies to blow on!

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By *acksLamentMan
over a year ago

Wales

"I’m going to choose pterodactyl "

Why can't you hear when a pterodactyl goes to the toilet...?

Because the P is silent.

Sorry

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Not a tyrannosaurus Rex... they've only got tiny little arms

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I’m going to choose pterodactyl "

Not a dinosaur, sorry. It's a flying reptile.

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

Barney !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck.

Amegasorearse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the dad of the one that says “not the mama”

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

An ancleosaurus the one with the big knob on its tail

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Don't need to choose a dinosaur, I already am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m going to choose pterodactyl

Not a dinosaur, sorry. It's a flying reptile. "

I’m still being one, I’d like to fly

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd be a grumpyoldsorearse

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A Pterodactyl so I could fly over to visit you all

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Triceratops, because I’ve got the horn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the conductor on the dinosaur train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speckysawus would be me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a pterodactyl too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Pterodactyl so I could fly over to visit you all

We can fly together

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’d be a pterodactyl too

Come fly with me

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Triceratops, because I’ve got the horn!

*Bites your wings*

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A Pterodactyl so I could fly over to visit you all

We can fly together

Yay

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Triceratops, because I’ve got the horn!

*Bites your wings*

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Pterodactyl so I could fly over to visit you all

We can fly together

Yay

What’s a bunch of pterodactyls called? A flock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to choose pterodactyl

Not a dinosaur, sorry. It's a flying reptile. "

I'm sure they also ain't classed as prehistoric or jurassic as they didn't go extinct until way way after those periods.

I'm sure that's right ?

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By *acksLamentMan
over a year ago

Wales

"A Pterodactyl so I could fly over to visit you all

We can fly together

Yay

What’s a bunch of pterodactyls called? A flock?"

A pterror

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Triceratops, because I’ve got the horn!

*Bites your wings*

Cheeky

*Pokes you with one of my horns*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A techno one apparently with tiny arms....Tabithasauraus-Rex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a donkeyasauraus

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Maybe the conductor on the dinosaur train

Love dinosaur train

https://youtu.be/g1O_pZClyrc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spankysoreass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe the conductor on the dinosaur train

Love dinosaur train

https://youtu.be/g1O_pZClyrc"

I’d forgotten about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ankylosaurus it was always my favourite. Made up they got one into Jurassic World

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe the conductor on the dinosaur train

Love dinosaur train

https://youtu.be/g1O_pZClyrc

I’d forgotten about that

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iv not gotten the tune out of my head since the thread began

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo how fun

Going to say a Velociraptor small cute smart but can be scary when it needs to be

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Prehistoric but not a dinosaur, I’d opt to be a Megalodon as I’m terrified of sharks.

It makes sense to actually be one therefore in a weird sort of systematic desensitisation therapy from behavioural psychology sort of way…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one with really good camouflage markings - the Doyouthinkhesawus.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

T rex all day long x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prehistoric but not a dinosaur, I’d opt to be a Megalodon as I’m terrified of sharks.

It makes sense to actually be one therefore in a weird sort of systematic desensitisation therapy from behavioural psychology sort of way…"

You haven’t watched The Meg then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That one with really good camouflage markings - the Doyouthinkhesawus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickalotapuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing along now

Once upon a time there was a mom

Her name was Mrs. Pteranadon

Sitting on her nest she heard a scratching and said

"Oh boy, my eggs are hatching"

One by one her kids popped free

Baby Pteranadons, one two three

"I'll name you Tiny, Shiny and Don"

But Tiny said "Wait, there's one more, Mom"

The last little baby was a different size

With teeth, a tail and big green eyes

He didn't look anything like the rest

"What am I doing in a Pteranodon nest?"

But dear old Mrs. Pteranodon said

"This is your family and I'm your mom

We may be different, but we're all creatures

All dinosaurs have different features

Come on Buddy, we'll take a vacation

I'll get us a ticket at Pteranadon station

We'll travel the word in sunshine and rain

And meet all the species on the..."

Dinosaur train! (Dinosaur train)

We're gonna ride (Ride, ride, ride, ride)

The dinosaur train!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Prehistoric but not a dinosaur, I’d opt to be a Megalodon as I’m terrified of sharks.

It makes sense to actually be one therefore in a weird sort of systematic desensitisation therapy from behavioural psychology sort of way…

You haven’t watched The Meg then? "

Oh yes, but I should be all fine and dandy to survive though as long as I’m the biggest, meanest Meg…..or until Jason Statham turns up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prehistoric but not a dinosaur, I’d opt to be a Megalodon as I’m terrified of sharks.

It makes sense to actually be one therefore in a weird sort of systematic desensitisation therapy from behavioural psychology sort of way…"

Don't tell Tom that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Prehistoric but not a dinosaur, I’d opt to be a Megalodon as I’m terrified of sharks.

It makes sense to actually be one therefore in a weird sort of systematic desensitisation therapy from behavioural psychology sort of way…

Don't tell Tom that "

I’m going to specially swim up beside Tom and give him the mightiest toothy smile and wink

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Maybe the conductor on the dinosaur train

Love dinosaur train

https://youtu.be/g1O_pZClyrc

I’d forgotten about that

iv not gotten the tune out of my head since the thread began

Guilty too, but the dinosaur a to z is my favourite. My eldest loved the program had talking Mr conductor, Ned, Buddy and tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe the conductor on the dinosaur train

Love dinosaur train

https://youtu.be/g1O_pZClyrc

I’d forgotten about that

iv not gotten the tune out of my head since the thread began

Guilty too, but the dinosaur a to z is my favourite. My eldest loved the program had talking Mr conductor, Ned, Buddy and tank

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that and the concert one are mine the elvis whos scared to sing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pterodactyl as well

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Hide and Seek Champion.

Do-you-think-she-saurus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the dad of the one that says “not the mama”"

https://youtu.be/HNR4hKbSH7I

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prehistoric but not a dinosaur, I’d opt to be a Megalodon as I’m terrified of sharks.

It makes sense to actually be one therefore in a weird sort of systematic desensitisation therapy from behavioural psychology sort of way…

Don't tell Tom that

I’m going to specially swim up beside Tom and give him the mightiest toothy smile and wink

Pahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pterodactyl as well

Join our flerd of pterodactyl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hide and Seek Champion.

Do-you-think-she-saurus... "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Pterodactyl as well

Join our flerd of pterodactyl

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phlock

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Do you remember in the film where one of the guys thinks he’s found a little friendly one who ends up in his car, then it spits something nasty in his face before eating him, I’d be one of those

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Not a tyrannosaurus Rex... they've only got tiny little arms

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which were incredibly strong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a tyrannosaurus Rex... they've only got tiny little arms

which were incredibly strong. "

Still probably couldn’t reach to wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be a pterodactyl too

Come fly with me

Where are we going

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm going to be Deinonychus.

The dinosaur that made the velociraptor famous in Jurassic Park, although not a raptor but a very close imitation this dinosaur had the famous toe claw as portrayed by the "velociraptor", and is actually the dinosaur your looking at in the movie rather than the much smaller raptor that has no resemblance at all to the larger more powerful and aggressive deinonychus

Famous.

Scary as all shit.

And works well in a group.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to be Deinonychus.

Famous.

Scary as all shit.

And works well in a group.

Ooh, you got all knowledgeable and shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be Dino from The Flintstones!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

One with a long neck..and sturdy legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Pterodactyl so I could fly over to visit you all

AW!!! How sweet is this?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’d be a pterodactyl too

Come fly with me

Where are we going

Somewhere we can watch the sunset

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wankoclitoris

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'm going to be Deinonychus.

Famous.

Scary as all shit.

And works well in a group.

To be fair JurRaptor is a featherles combination of Deinonychus and Achillobator.

Too big for Deinonychus, slightly less bulky than Achillobator.

(no nerdy emoji!)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Towankusaurus

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I'm going to be Deinonychus.

Famous.

Scary as all shit.

And works well in a group.

To be fair JurRaptor is a featherles combination of Deinonychus and Achillobator.

Too big for Deinonychus, slightly less bulky than Achillobator.

(no nerdy emoji!) "

And you called me a nerd

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Floppotittilus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be triceratops so I can headbutt peoples

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I'd be a turkey dinosaur

who wants to eat me???

(cheesy I know but couldn't resist)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm going to be Deinonychus.

Famous.

Scary as all shit.

And works well in a group.

To be fair JurRaptor is a featherles combination of Deinonychus and Achillobator.

Too big for Deinonychus, slightly less bulky than Achillobator.

(no nerdy emoji!) "

Too much closely related to Archeopterix, more bird like with smaller features and feathers. Deinonychus was also cretaceous Where's jurRaptor although mid jurassic didn't have "that" characteristic that portrayed the "genius" velociraptor.

Deinonychus was much more muscular and agile despite its size being twice that of velociraptor and jurRaptor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denver, he was badass had wicked skateboard skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raptor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Denver, he was badass had wicked skateboard skills

I’d like to see a skateboarding dinosaur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Denver, he was badass had wicked skateboard skills

I’d like to see a skateboarding dinosaur

Hes has cool sunglasses too! Google 'denver the last dinosaur'

your in for a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally, a thread I can get enthusiastic about! My Palaeontologist heart is happy.

A diplodocus! We're both herbivores and they're my favourite dinosaur.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Allosaurus....Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur. Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom. Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom.......

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'm going to be Deinonychus.

Famous.

Scary as all shit.

And works well in a group.

To be fair JurRaptor is a featherles combination of Deinonychus and Achillobator.

Too big for Deinonychus, slightly less bulky than Achillobator.

(no nerdy emoji!)

Deinonychus was much more muscular and agile despite its size being twice that of velociraptor and jurRaptor

Deinonychus was still a bit too small to measure up to the JurRaptor, which was 6ft. Hence the combination of both Deinonychus and Achillobator.

For the sake of...

Hollywood, they did however settle on Montana (for the American audiences) as the dig site of Grant, which certainly would have been a Deinonychus.

Achillobator was the basis for the novel description (it is stated the DNA/Amber was found in Mongolia). Which gave the general description of the creatures for the movies.

Both dinosaurs went in to the creation of the iconic JurRaptor.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'm going to be Deinonychus.

Famous.

Scary as all shit.

And works well in a group.

To be fair JurRaptor is a featherles combination of Deinonychus and Achillobator.

Too big for Deinonychus, slightly less bulky than Achillobator.

(no nerdy emoji!)

And you called me a nerd

You are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quorn-o-sore-ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a pygmy dinasaur

Doyouthinktheysaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fucker that's really difficult to pronounce.

The Dyslexiasaurus or something

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

The baby from The Dinosaurs

Notttttttttt da mamma

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By *hisisnotaflamethrowerMan
over a year ago

South hams

Cockasaurus rex

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Mboscodycthiosaur or Styracosaurus (although I believe that's not a thing any more

)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The baby from The Dinosaurs

Notttttttttt da mamma

That reminds me; Do you remember how the said series ended?

God! That was heartbreaking!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Barney, all singing all dancing, purple annoying one!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’d be Grimlock because he is King!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Denver, he was badass had wicked skateboard skills

I’d like to see a skateboarding dinosaur

Hes has cool sunglasses too! Google 'denver the last dinosaur'

your in for a treat"

I used to love this, the tune is now stuck in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Komodo dragon because I'm not extinct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to (be a) lickalotapus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stegadon me thinks as ankylosaurus was taken. And my dad could be godzilla lol

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