FabSwingers.com forum: I want to break a world record....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I'm rubbish at everything so can you give some ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickest

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most polos balanced on a nipple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world record for attempting to break world records but failing?

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over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

How many creme eggs can you stuff up your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most polos balanced on a nipple?"

Ohhh but I have flat nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many creme eggs can you stuff up your bum

put's a whole new spin on "How do you eat yours?"

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

How many Jaffa cakes can you fit in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many creme eggs can you stuff up your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The world record for attempting to break world records but failing? "

Ohh that is a brilliant idea! Failing is something I excell in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most rejections from Guinness Records? Or on Fab in my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many creme eggs can you stuff up your bum

There's always one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World record for balancing m & ms on each other is 5. Sounds easy! I managed 3....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"How many creme eggs can you stuff up your bum

There's always one!

. And it’s usually me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many Jaffa cakes can you fit in your mouth"

I know the answer the this! Its 9.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many creme eggs can you stuff up your bum

put's a whole new spin on "How do you eat yours?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longest fart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Longest fart?"

I don't fart!!!!!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Longest fart?

I don't fart!!!!!!

Lexi would win that anyway…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stacking beer cans

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Get your paper mache on and make the tallest hat!! Only 15ft 9 inches,., should keep you busy for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get your paper mache on and make the tallest hat!! Only 15ft 9 inches,., should keep you busy for a bit

Ohhhhh thats a good plan! I could then use it for a den.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

You should do the most Ferrero Rocher in a minute. I’ve been practicing that for years

it’s not as easy as you might think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should do the most Ferrero Rocher in a minute. I’ve been practicing that for years

it’s not as easy as you might think

I reckon I could do 15.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loudest quiff

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You should do the most Ferrero Rocher in a minute. I’ve been practicing that for years

it’s not as easy as you might think

I reckon I could do 15. "

Try it and feed back please Lorna.

What about number of times you can do squats with those kegal balls up your whatsit without them popping out of course

I did actually make myself chuckle then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Balancing as many Maltesers as you can on your foot with it being a foot off the ground ..

And yes I just made that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denise van outen broke a world record eatingan amount of jelly in a minute while blindfolded and hands tied behind her

You could try and beat that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Longest fart?

I don't fart!!!!!!

Lexi would win that anyway…

I thought princess peach held that one

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Longest fart?

I don't fart!!!!!!

Lexi would win that anyway…

I thought princess peach held that one

We need to get them in a room and compare!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The most socks you can put on your foot in 30 seconds

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I thought you already had the record for the longest time without changing your socks Lorna

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Longest fart?

I don't fart!!!!!!

Lexi would win that anyway…

I thought princess peach held that one

We need to get them in a room and compare!!! "
I don't want to go anywhere near that room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should do the most Ferrero Rocher in a minute. I’ve been practicing that for years

it’s not as easy as you might think

I reckon I could do 15.

Try it and feed back please Lorna.

What about number of times you can do squats with those kegal balls up your whatsit without them popping out of course

I did actually make myself chuckle then

Squats! You really don't know me at all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The most socks you can put on your foot in 30 seconds

Genius!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you already had the record for the longest time without changing your socks Lorna

Now that I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World record for no sleep is only 264 hours lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"World record for no sleep is only 264 hours lol

Ohhh intresting.

Iv gone 49 hours so I'm close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World record for no sleep is only 264 hours lol

Ohhh intresting.

Iv gone 49 hours so I'm close.

Ha ha Geting there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World record for balancing m & ms on each other is 5. Sounds easy! I managed 3.... "

Can you lick them first?

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

We all once held (for a very short time) the record for being the youngest person on earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joey chestnut 67 hotdogs

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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago

south Oxfordshire

"Longest fart?"

Very difficult to measure accurately. Would have to rely on gas work…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World record for fucking the most people on fab???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any more ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs roy why didnt you stick around the girl needs ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs roy why didnt you stick around the girl needs ya"

Loved him as a kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs roy why didnt you stick around the girl needs ya

Loved him as a kid. "
didnt we all didnt we all ask kris akabusi to substitute he could help

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Ffs roy why didnt you stick around the girl needs ya

Loved him as a kid. "

Fornication... fornication is what you need

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

LornaJo, you list Gangbangs in your interests. Surely that's the record to aim for?

Most men in a single session? (You should keep those snuggly looking socks on during the event. Comfort is important!).

Gbat

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"But I'm rubbish at everything so can you give some ideas?

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how many pumpkins you can smash in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a record for most failed record attempts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try seeing how many spark plugs you can attach to your left thigh, just above knee, using a single piece of duct tape no longer than your right forearm.

Go be amazing. I believe in you.

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