FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can do in bed?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What other things can you do in bed without moving much?

I have been bitten by insect and my legs swollen up so can barely walk. Antibiotics and an elevated leg later. Am bored already. What would you do in my situation to pass the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meditate. Bed yoga.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meditate. Bed yoga.

Is that your latest invention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weights

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Knit, do a jigsaw and relax to music.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Wank.

Then wank again.

Then maybe read a book, but it would mostly be wanking for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw bouncy ball at the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to be different vegetables....what a carrot do? A potato? Can you lie like a turnip?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Read. Transport yourself to another place in a good book x

Ps. Get better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a good YouTube black hole, your leg will be healed before you know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colouring books for adults. Saw one full of cocks. Not sure about other options..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meditate. Bed yoga.

Is that your latest invention?

Bed yoga is an actual thing. Sure you can find it on a popular video site. It was intended for ppl with chronic pain etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meditate. Bed yoga.

Is that your latest invention?

Bed yoga is an actual thing. Sure you can find it on a popular video site. It was intended for ppl with chronic pain etc"

Thanks

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Who are we kidding. The answer is wank, wank and wank again.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Wank.

Then wank again.

Then maybe read a book, but it would mostly be wanking for me.

Same suggestion here.

Just don't end up with RSI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to podcasts.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Listen to podcasts."

While wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to RHLSTP Steven Fry edition. It's an hour of fun and frankness. Get better soon. X

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Listen to RHLSTP Steven Fry edition. It's an hour of fun and frankness. Get better soon. X"

Not exactly wanking material, is it?

About as good as having a wank during woman’s hours on radio 4.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Colouring books for adults. Saw one full of cocks. Not sure about other options.. "

When I left my last job someone bought me a colouring book of swear words, called fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

My language is normally a bit fruity, so it was quite appropriate.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Listen to RHLSTP Steven Fry edition. It's an hour of fun and frankness. Get better soon. X

Not exactly wanking material, is it?

About as good as having a wank during woman’s hours on radio 4. "

Tough wank but not impossible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Colouring books for adults. Saw one full of cocks. Not sure about other options..

When I left my last job someone bought me a colouring book of swear words, called fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

My language is normally a bit fruity, so it was quite appropriate."

it !

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Learn. Potentially all of the things that you had thought of during the pandemic but didn't get around to. Especially if erotic, helping you to wank.

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By *luvpussy40Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Wrestle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch porn ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen to podcasts.

While wanking

That was in my mind as I typed it but I resisted the urge

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Get gushed and squirted on....its a good idea to have a waterproof sheet for this

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Get covered in crumbs

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By *enfold75Man
over a year ago

hemel hempstead

Netflix, amazon prime, Disney plus.

Then a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listen to RHLSTP Steven Fry edition. It's an hour of fun and frankness. Get better soon. X

Not exactly wanking material, is it?

About as good as having a wank during woman’s hours on radio 4. "

Not everything has to be about sex and wanking. Happy fabbing though.

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Read "War & Peace" to get you off to sleep?

Video game?

Video conderence?

Play guitar?

Scrabble?

Connect4?

Monopoly?

Buddhism/Toaist books/Krishnamurti syings or Bruce Lee ones?

Solitaire?

Paint?

Draw?

Crafty wank swapping to the other hand so it feels like a stranger?

Kettle, teabags, milk, sugar for a cuppa?

Fly fishing by J.R. Hartly?

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