FabSwingers.com forum: Lick My Arse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me how wonderful I am.

You know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I don’t know you, would seem a little personal

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Sorry I don’t know you, would seem a little personal

I don’t know either, however, you look lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I’m not aware of your work, but I can make some shit up if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I don’t know you, would seem a little personal

I don’t know either, however, you look lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry I don’t know you, would seem a little personal

Whaaaaat?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm a bit too cool to do that, soz OP. Doesn't mean you're not wonderful and a shining light of wit and wisdom in the forum though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the hidden profiles I’ve viewed, yours is by far the most recent.

Any good for you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I’m not aware of your work, but I can make some shit up if you want."

I have an extensive oevre. I would reccomend starting with my 'Does My Cock Look Big In This?' thread

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

You're a great kid. A little bit oooh and a little bit ahhhh at times but overall, not too shabby.

4 out of 10. Good work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a bit too cool to do that, soz OP. Doesn't mean you're not wonderful and a shining light of wit and wisdom in the forum though."

Aw shucks. FAF?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Sorry, I’m not aware of your work, but I can make some shit up if you want.

I have an extensive oevre. I would reccomend starting with my 'Does My Cock Look Big In This?' thread

Do you know how to iron a shirt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing work OP, second best arselicking thread on Forum so far this morning!

You're also a smart and funny fellow but you didn't hear that from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I’m not aware of your work, but I can make some shit up if you want.

I have an extensive oevre. I would reccomend starting with my 'Does My Cock Look Big In This?' thread

Do you know how to iron a shirt ? "

It's linen. It's supposed to be crumpled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wish.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You’re ok I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing work OP, second best arselicking thread on Forum so far this morning!

You're also a smart and funny fellow but you didn't hear that from me.

Aww thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wish.

If you lick mine I'll lick yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wish.

If you lick mine I'll lick yours

You first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wish.

If you lick mine I'll lick yours

You first!

You are a wonderfully beautiful, salaciously super-sexy, positively amazing person with wittalicious wordsmithery and an insatiably inquiring mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wish.

If you lick mine I'll lick yours

You first!

You are a wonderfully beautiful, salaciously super-sexy, positively amazing person with wittalicious wordsmithery and an insatiably inquiring mind

I'll do Jesus trick. Disappear for 3 days and get resurrected with a a suitably deep arse licking equivalent of a reply

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wish.

If you lick mine I'll lick yours

You first!

You are a wonderfully beautiful, salaciously super-sexy, positively amazing person with wittalicious wordsmithery and an insatiably inquiring mind

I'll do Jesus trick. Disappear for 3 days and get resurrected with a a suitably deep arse licking equivalent of a reply

Thank you

I'll be waiting to see how deep your tongue will go

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

As P45’s go…. You’re up there amongst the rest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As P45’s go…. You’re up there amongst the rest!

It's what everyone looks forward to receiving.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Thou art most bodacious good sir! Be excellent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou art most bodacious good sir! Be excellent!

And you art a fine gentleman with a most rapacious wit

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like you

Can I eat my prawn sarnie before any licking commences

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like you

Can I eat my prawn sarnie before any licking commences

Just don't get mayonnaise on me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll spank your arse and tell you you're great

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I like you

Can I eat my prawn sarnie before any licking commences

Just don't get mayonnaise on me

I could say the same to you good sir

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

You smell good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like you

Can I eat my prawn sarnie before any licking commences

Just don't get mayonnaise on me

I could say the same to you good sir

No guarantees if you play with the prawn ...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I like you

Can I eat my prawn sarnie before any licking commences

Just don't get mayonnaise on me

I could say the same to you good sir

No guarantees if you play with the prawn ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lick your arse x

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Tell me how wonderful I am.

You know you want to."
great hidden profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me how wonderful I am.

You know you want to. great hidden profile

"
thats cos there 2021 hide and see champion got some skillz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me how wonderful I am.

You know you want to. great hidden profile

thats cos there 2021 hide and see champion got some skillz

They seek him here, they seek him there ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Irritating and amusing in equal measure.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit"

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

When?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit"

Now that is a tough choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking? "

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen! "

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service! "

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

I was about to log off then I read this. I'm sure there'd be room for you

Weekend in Sheffield?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, I don't like bum holes

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

No drinks or snacks for you unless you share

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Have you washed it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you washed it???"

Not today.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Have you washed it???

Not today."

Then no

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

No drinks or snacks for you unless you share

I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

No drinks or snacks for you unless you share

I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share

He's worried I might snack on his prawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, sweet corn.

*coughs*

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

"Tell me how wonderful I am.

You know you want to."

You kiss mine first

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ok, sweet corn.

*coughs*"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

No drinks or snacks for you unless you share

I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share

He's worried I might snack on his prawn

We might get mayonnaise everywhere

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ok, sweet corn.

*coughs*"

Did it go down the wrong way

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

No drinks or snacks for you unless you share

I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share

He's worried I might snack on his prawn

There’s no chance any man will be snacking on my prawn!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

No drinks or snacks for you unless you share

I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share

He's worried I might snack on his prawn

There’s no chance any man will be snacking on my prawn!

Let him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

No drinks or snacks for you unless you share

I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share

He's worried I might snack on his prawn

We might get mayonnaise everywhere

Just don't mix them

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit

Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?

No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am

Like that’s ever gonna happen!

I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...

The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!

If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me

He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!

And I wouldn’t be tipping!

No drinks or snacks for you unless you share

I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share

He's worried I might snack on his prawn

There’s no chance any man will be snacking on my prawn!

It’s ok I shall be on prawn patrol

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