FabSwingers.com forum: Messaging Turn Offs

By *ocoa89 OP Man
over a year ago

Camberwell

Let's share - what's some of the things said, questions asked, comments made in messages that instantly make you delete the whole thread!?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Are you dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married guys or let’s fuck messages or a full essay explaing what they want to do to u without asking what I actually like lol

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By *weetncurvyWoman
over a year ago

Perth

Text speak

Bad spelling/grammar

Any reference to drugs

Asking for face pic without sending theirs

"Wanna fuck"

"Meet tonight" ect

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can I breed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I breed you

Sorry

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I breed you

Sorry

Derek smells

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can I stay the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I breed you

Sorry

Derek smells"

Lies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I breed you

Sorry

Derek smells

Lies

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak.

Awful grammar.

Copy and paste messages.

Cock pics.

Messages containing one word, i.e. 'hi'z

Admitting they're married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey"

Hey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi"

Hi.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hey

Hey."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi

Hi."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey

Hey.

Hi"

Hello!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

U free now?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hit me up

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"U free now? "

No hun xx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"U free now?

No hun xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text speak

Bad spelling/grammar

Any reference to drugs

Asking for face pic without sending theirs

"Wanna fuck"

"Meet tonight" ect"

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Men pretending they know me or that we have message before thinking I can’t remember who I have chatted with

Men saying they’ve met me before when they haven’t - I know exactly who I have met because I have kept in contact with the nice ones

Men being abusive if they feel I haven’t replied to a message fast enough for their liking

Messages from random strangers who send a torrent of abuse in a first message then press the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U free now? "

On route

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"U free now?

No hun xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can you do me up and can I wear your makeup

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"U free now? "

No get ya wand out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.. I'm the turn off

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"U free now?

No get ya wand out "

Ok magic Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's share - what's some of the things said, questions asked, comments made in messages that instantly make you delete the whole thread!?

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Anyone who calls me a MILF or GILF

Especially annoying when it comes from thick blokes just a few years younger

Men who say they’re looking for older women! Older!!! WTF is that about … they need this switch the word older for mature

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By *weetncurvyWoman
over a year ago

Perth

"Text speak

Bad spelling/grammar

Any reference to drugs

Asking for face pic without sending theirs

"Wanna fuck"

"Meet tonight" ect

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Men pretending they know me or that we have message before thinking I can’t remember who I have chatted with

Men saying they’ve met me before when they haven’t - I know exactly who I have met because I have kept in contact with the nice ones

Men being abusive if they feel I haven’t replied to a message fast enough for their liking

Messages from random strangers who send a torrent of abuse in a first message then press the block button "

Oh i forgot the main one "Hello gorgeous" how the hell do they know if i'm gorgeous or not? I've no public pics for exactly that reason

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"U free now?

No get ya wand out

Ok magic Mike "

Howling

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can I fart on you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"U free now?

No get ya wand out

Ok magic Mike

Howling

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"U free now?

No get ya wand out

Ok magic Mike "

It’s magic Malcolm actually and I bruise easy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"U free now?

No get ya wand out

Ok magic Mike

It’s magic Malcolm actually and I bruise easy "

Have a wank then

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Me.. I'm the turn off"

Believe me we all think this a lot here! It’s not the easiest to find nice folk to chat to!

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By *usforfun420Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Can I fart on you "

Maybe

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"U free now?

No get ya wand out

Ok magic Mike

It’s magic Malcolm actually and I bruise easy

Have a wank then"

I am. Send boobs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"U free now?

No get ya wand out

Ok magic Mike

It’s magic Malcolm actually and I bruise easy

Have a wank then

I am. Send boobs "

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Believe me we all think this a lot here! It’s not the easiest to find nice folk to chat to! "
trust me I know, even when I try and message someone I just look back at it and think daym I wouldn't reply to this

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Me.. I'm the turn off"

Noooo

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Believe me we all think this a lot here! It’s not the easiest to find nice folk to chat to! trust me I know, even when I try and message someone I just look back at it and think daym I wouldn't reply to this"

Ha ha that’s not a good start!!

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Text speak definitely, I just can't get my head around how adults use it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Text speak definitely, I just can't get my head around how adults use it. "

Wuu2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Ha ha that’s not a good start!! "
true, but I'm terrible at first messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wuu2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Noooo

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yes serious

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Noooo

yes serious"

Then only you can change the way you message xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wuu2"

Chiln u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wuu2

Chiln u?"

Aye same. Chiln n dat.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wuu2

Chiln u?

Aye same. Chiln n dat."

Ya hws dez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wuu2

Chiln u?

Aye same. Chiln n dat.

Ya hws dez"

Dez iz sound az a £

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Noooo

yes serious

Then only you can change the way you message xx"
I do know, but I'm terrible at first messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Noooo

yes serious

Then only you can change the way you message xx I do know, but I'm terrible at first messages"

Send the second message

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wuu2

Chiln u?

Aye same. Chiln n dat.

Ya hws dez

Dez iz sound az a £"

He sleepn

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Noooo

yes serious

Then only you can change the way you message xx I do know, but I'm terrible at first messages"

Make it different x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Noooo

yes serious

Then only you can change the way you message xx I do know, but I'm terrible at first messages

Send the second message

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By *ust_FlynnMan
over a year ago

St Neots

The foremtion explicit essays are a huge turn off for us too.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Let's share - what's some of the things said, questions asked, comments made in messages that instantly make you delete the whole thread!?

Did you share any?

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

My all time worst one was a guy that I'd never spoken to, winked or even looked at who thought the best first message would be 'I'll give you £100 if you let me snort c*ke off your tits and then f*ck you bareback' - I've never hit block faster!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My all time worst one was a guy that I'd never spoken to, winked or even looked at who thought the best first message would be 'I'll give you £100 if you let me snort c*ke off your tits and then f*ck you bareback' - I've never hit block faster!"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst for me has be hello curvy or I love really big ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.. I'm the turn off

Noooo

yes serious

Then only you can change the way you message xx I do know, but I'm terrible at first messages

Send the second message

"
I would have already lost them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The worst for me has be hello curvy or I love really big ladies!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Just this minute had another:

"Fancy 2 throbbing cocks destroying you xx"

Why they think that is acceptable is beyond me! Any ideas for replies to that before I block him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be the "Hi" or "Wanna chat?" or any other unconstructed message.

We try to reply to every message and put the guys and it's mainly guys straight in where their message falls short of an introduction.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just this minute had another:

"Fancy 2 throbbing cocks destroying you xx"

Why they think that is acceptable is beyond me! Any ideas for replies to that before I block him?"

Throbbing tell him fone a doctor x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just this minute had another:

"Fancy 2 throbbing cocks destroying you xx"

Why they think that is acceptable is beyond me! Any ideas for replies to that before I block him?"

Or throbb on eachother

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

wot u up2?

wot u wearing?

wanna meet?

i want to 'enter disgusting description of sexual activity' to you

r u dressed?

...on and on it goes

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

oh yes..and

had any meets?

...mind your own effin business

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

[Removed by poster at 12/07/21 03:28:15]

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

If i shared publicly the worst 1st messages i get...youd be appalled at humanity and just want an astroid to destroy everything lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"oh yes..and

had any meets?

...mind your own effin business"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hey hun

Hey

What you doin’

Sup

Wanna watch me wank

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hey hun

Hey

What you doin’

Sup

Wanna watch me wank

Xxx

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Nothing worse than people begging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then only you can change the way you message xx I do know, but I'm terrible at first messages"

It's not all about the message dude! Many women on here (by here, I mean the forums) have said in plenty of 'how do I get noticed' posts, that they will check a profile and read the bio to decide whether or not to read the message... I'd suggest maybe you start there my friend

Once you're happy with that, then the first message doesn't get any easier... but hopefully you're on the front foot

Best of luck to you OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just this minute had another:

"Fancy 2 throbbing cocks destroying you xx"

Why they think that is acceptable is beyond me! Any ideas for replies to that before I block him?"

Hmm sounds familiar, I received a message like that not long ago too! Literally, just that line.

Smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free

Are you dressed

I have ten minutes spare want to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message i send seems to get ignored. I can even be answering a question someone has put as their status and still get ignored/deleted. Dont get why as im never disrespectful to anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to put my stamp collection in alphabetical order while I roger you from behind ??

Not a real message but that's the funniest one I could think of for cringe worthy lol

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By *raig mackMan
over a year ago

the nuclei of ecstasy

I find it funny, how single guys always get bad press, yet I myself have had friend invites,without ever speaking to couples... I have even had wives tell me what it is the plan to do, when then plan to do it, and asking for my face pic....no hi, how are you, no sign of any small talk but thats not the worse....the worse is why would you think just because I'm single I automatically want to fuck???? Who is to say I'm I anyway attracted to you???? Don't single guys get a say anymore lololol

I think people really get caught up in the fantasy, forgetting their is a real world beyond this where tits and cocks and pics of adventure are worthless and seriously unimpressive....

Don't let ego and others desperation keep you trapped in this illusion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above, plus, when they send you a long message detailing what they are going to do to you.

How do they know what I like and what I don’t when we haven’t even spoken

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

'What are you into ' in the first couple of messages .

"It's my partner/hubby's birthday and I'd like you to meet him and fuck him as a gift "

Or graphic detail about what they want to do to me or me to them when I dont even know them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d ruin you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you in to?

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Nice cock.

Always straight guys

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

One word messages

Suggestion of breeding

Going into far too much detail of what they’d do to me

Text speak

Claiming to have read my profile when they obviously haven’t

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By *ang Average guyMan
over a year ago

Farnborough

"You ok "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would just like some messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Mmmmmm'

'nice pics. Mmmmmm'

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Will you suck me

Erm.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You ok "

Ya are you xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You ok

Ya are you xx

I am lovely are you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You ok

Ya are you xx

I am lovely are you

xx"

Yes gorgeous xxx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"You ok

Ya are you xx

I am lovely are you

Yes gorgeous xxx"

Glad to hear it

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Wanting a meet and the only pics they have is a cock pic. How does anyone, seriously, expect some one to meet a cock without knowing all that is attached to it?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I recently had one that just said she liked rimming.

Nooooooo thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Messaging one of us or being fab bi

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I honestly don’t mind short messages as long as their profile is worth reading.

I will always look at the profile text and pictures first before replying or deciding not to bother. In my case someone who has an active interest in Tgirls and ideally verifications as well.

So these people will always get a reply and hopefully if there’s enough attraction a meet as well

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By *wing-a-LingCouple
over a year ago

London

The worst (or best!) ones would have to be a one line message followed by a request for our face pictures. Without sending theirs first. Bonus points when it comes from a profile with no public pictures or verifications (despite having joined over a year ago) and the dreaded "fill in later" on their bio.

Besides the creative brilliance of the above, I'd say the worst messages we receive are ones where the tone of it reeks of self entitlement. Thankfully, we hardly ever get those!

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild

Those copy/paste "lights off, doors open, have your way with me and go" or any mention of money makes my penis recede into my body to become a second belly button.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

‘Here’s me’ then close up cock pic hahaha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"‘Here’s me’ then close up cock pic hahaha"

Ohh gawd yeah

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By *ickylouiseTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Wuu2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak.

The assumption of friendship before we've even spoken.

Making demands before you've said hello.

"Nice pix"

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON

"Text speak

Bad spelling/grammar

Any reference to drugs

Asking for face pic without sending theirs

"Wanna fuck"

"Meet tonight" ect"

All these, plus smokers.

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By *luvpussy40Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Not replying ????

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By *issnkWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Married guys or let’s fuck messages or a full essay explaing what they want to do to u without asking what I actually like lol"

I get millions of these messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get are you free on Friday and can you accommodate?

I reply would you like to read my profile and maybe get to know me a bit better and would you mind sending a couple of recent clear face pics it's not blind date .. Lol

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Can I sniff your asshole?

What you looking for (when it’s in my profile)?

Do you want to meet now?

God there are so many

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I sniff your asshole?

What you looking for (when it’s in my profile)?

Do you want to meet now?

God there are so many "

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By *ew2CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle Under Lyme

Pretty much anything that is covered in my profile especially when it's something in the first 3 lines.

You know what your mouth needs ... My cock in it / your mouth would look so much better with my cock in it

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By *atentHeelsCouple
over a year ago

Salford

Anything half assed like "Hows you x". When you get a hundred messages a day, how do they expect a response to such half assed messages.

Anything that confirms they haven't bothered to read your profile.

Anything where people can't spell or use scally language like 'How are yous".

Anything that's clearly a cut and pasted paragraph they send to every person they can hoping to get a response, like its a numbers game. "If I send the same message to 100 people then surely 1 will be interested". Erm nope.

Ones which start "I have a fantasy I wondered if you'd help with". This related to the point above, and the point about not having read our profile.

Any of these are immediate deletions for us.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Anything half assed like "Hows you x". When you get a hundred messages a day, how do they expect a response to such half assed messages.

Anything that confirms they haven't bothered to read your profile.

Anything where people can't spell or use scally language like 'How are yous".

Ones which start "I have a fantasy I wondered if you'd help with". This related to the point above, and the point about not having read our profile.

Any of these are immediate deletions for us. "

Yes definitely this

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

Id milk you

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I forgot the ones that message me in the early hours asking why I'm up so late - I'm carrying out a human sacrifice that can only be done after midnight (I will say that one day!)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This may sound weird lol... Anything that is full-on sexual!

Why?

Because you would not say anything like that in a bar/pub/cafe/ park.... you would introduce yourself to some degree, make some conversation etc.

It is not that hard really, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Will you meet now'

'Will you come to skeggy to my caravan'

'Will you fuck my wife, if your freen now shes in the caravan on the front'

i shit you not, most my invites envolve caravans.

Gatsby hates caravans & skeggy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"'Will you meet now'

'Will you come to skeggy to my caravan'

'Will you fuck my wife, if your freen now shes in the caravan on the front'

i shit you not, most my invites envolve caravans.

Gatsby hates caravans & skeggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Will you meet now'

'Will you come to skeggy to my caravan'

'Will you fuck my wife, if your freen now shes in the caravan on the front'

i shit you not, most my invites envolve caravans.

Gatsby hates caravans & skeggy

Its no laughing matter young busty belle, its been a pattern for quite some time let me tell you.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"'Will you meet now'

'Will you come to skeggy to my caravan'

'Will you fuck my wife, if your freen now shes in the caravan on the front'

i shit you not, most my invites envolve caravans.

Gatsby hates caravans & skeggy

Its no laughing matter young busty belle, its been a pattern for quite some time let me tell you.

Maybe they want you to tow them with your tractor

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

One answer responses "Hi", "Yes", "No" for example.

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By *ookie an creamCouple
over a year ago

Fife

The messages from guys who presume because your on this site you must be unable to satisfy your partner 'i can do it for you' or the guys who just think the misses is on here because she wants a 'real man' or is here just for there sexual gratification have no intention on spending time pleasuring her 'bet she would love to suck my cock'.

But to be fare its not all guys we do get the couples who after talking for awhile turn round and say 'can we just meet the female' or 'would your man mind just watching'!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

"Wanting a meet and the only pics they have is a cock pic. How does anyone, seriously, expect some one to meet a cock without knowing all that is attached to it?"

Yes I asked for a face pic the other day & got another cock shot - but then they were a dickhead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read your profile ...you clearly haven't because it says "DON'T MESSAGE" followed by prefer winks ffs

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Dick pics

Meet now offers even though profile says they will be deleted.

Any asking for sexual acts in first message or describing what they would do.

Offers to peg on first message.

Obvious copy snd paste messages.

Messages from people with no photos, veris or profile info.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Dick pics

Meet now offers even though profile says they will be deleted.

Any asking for sexual acts in first message or describing what they would do.

Offers to peg on first message.

Obvious copy snd paste messages.

Messages from people with no photos, veris or profile info."

Oh and couples looking to chat and meet but woman is never available...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working near you....wanna meet? = defo not

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By *r_N_MrsCumslutCouple
over a year ago

Dartford

X with 5 or 6 pictures of there cock

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Just want me for my cock

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm in a hotel near you...can you come over?"

Usually at 3am from a faceless random....ooh let me think....no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wuu2

Chiln u?

Aye same. Chiln n dat.

Ya hws dez

Dez iz sound az a £"

Is this the Geordie dialect?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Wanna join me and my mate in my van?

I’m working near you next week, do you want to meet

Wanna fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wuu2

Chiln u?

Aye same. Chiln n dat.

Ya hws dez

Dez iz sound az a £

Is this the Geordie dialect? "

I don't know

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wuu2

Chiln u?

Aye same. Chiln n dat.

Ya hws dez

Dez iz sound az a £

Is this the Geordie dialect?

I don't know

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By *ocoa89 OP Man
over a year ago

Camberwell

One I hate

First question asking - how big my dick is...

Instant loss of interest.

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Boring first one liners.

How are you ? And my most hated what you doing ?

Both ignored

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What you up to.

Fancy a discreet meet now

Without reading what has been pointed out in the bio.

Can I suck you off.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

To many to mention to be honest

If they don’t read the profile then it’s a no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they send you a message saying

Your cute. (No other text)

But not read your bio as Im not into

Man on Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely most if not all of the above.

I blocked a profile yesterday for sending me a photo of his daughter (not a child btw but clearly a grown woman). He told me to ease up when I said that was inappropriate to send me a pic of his daughter.

I do wonder what goes through a persons mind and makes them think something is appropriate to send to a stranger on a swinging site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that asks to meet straight away or when they have a personality of a wardrobe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely most if not all of the above.

I do wonder what goes through a persons mind and makes them think something is appropriate to send to a stranger on a swinging site

Red Flags all over that. Tbh report it

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Meet now?"

"What you doing?"

"Where do you live"

Or any combination of the above

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

“What you up to ? Are you up to anything naughty” from strangers.

Mind your own effing business instantly comes to my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get any messages - thats a turn off

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Definitely most if not all of the above.

I do wonder what goes through a persons mind and makes them think something is appropriate to send to a stranger on a swinging site

wow just …how did he think that’ll win you over ?

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Getting sent an instruction manual on how to interact with whomever it is you’re talking to. Would rather just let conversation flow, and if it’s not for them, for them to just stop messaging.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Married guys or let’s fuck messages or a full essay explaing what they want to do to u without asking what I actually like lol"

Totally

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Definitely most if not all of the above.

I do wonder what goes through a persons mind and makes them think something is appropriate to send to a stranger on a swinging site

wow just …how did he think that’ll win you over ?

I have had one man making a "joke" about my daughter. I couldn't hit that block button quickly enough.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Asking to meet straight up.

Just shows they haven't bothered to read our profile.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Definitely most if not all of the above.

I do wonder what goes through a persons mind and makes them think something is appropriate to send to a stranger on a swinging site

wow just …how did he think that’ll win you over ?

I have had one man making a "joke" about my daughter. I couldn't hit that block button quickly enough. "

I’m learning new stuff about this site every day. Luckily I’ve never received that type of message, but if I did I would certainly do the same.

#whatiswrongwithsomepeople

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By *aul_j80Man
over a year ago

Bloxwich

"I find it funny, how single guys always get bad press, yet I myself have had friend invites,without ever speaking to couples... I have even had wives tell me what it is the plan to do, when then plan to do it, and asking for my face pic....no hi, how are you, no sign of any small talk but thats not the worse....the worse is why would you think just because I'm single I automatically want to fuck???? Who is to say I'm I anyway attracted to you???? Don't single guys get a say anymore lololol

I think people really get caught up in the fantasy, forgetting their is a real world beyond this where tits and cocks and pics of adventure are worthless and seriously unimpressive....

Don't let ego and others desperation keep you trapped in this illusion...."

Didn’t you get the memo that all single men on here are desperate, and will shag anything with a pulse?

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Can I fart on you "

How vile

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

New one…you got kik? What no hello are you human nothing hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

What you up2

Daddy

You horny

All these get a block from me

Why waste your time writing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I fart on you

How vile"

Yeah ghastly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hey

What you up2

Daddy

You horny

All these get a block from me

Why waste your time writing "

Hey

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Piss on me ERM no

Do you top ERM look at my profile or status

Will you be my daddy ERM no

Sir ERM ugh

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

[Removed by poster at 13/07/21 18:55:47]

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 13/07/21 18:55:47]"

Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me

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