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"im now 6`1 ive lost an inch in my old age " Cuban heels may work for you if you want the inch back | |||
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"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. " .... was munching maltesers here. | |||
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"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. " I actually giggled out loud | |||
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"im now 6`1 ive lost an inch in my old age Cuban heels may work for you if you want the inch back " am good got my air force 1`s that add an inch | |||
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"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. " That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts | |||
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"When the street fundraisers or chuggers try to stop me in the street I always say I'm really sorry but I'm busy or in a hurry. I'm not. (Please don't tell them)" Donate to charity and then you can legitimately tell them you already give. | |||
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"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts" How could you forget? You never did confess what happened to them after your little experiment. | |||
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"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts How could you forget? You never did confess what happened to them after your little experiment." Yea I did lol you must have missed it. I left them on my desk and went on hols | |||
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"I tell everyone who stops me in the street, supermarkets etc, that I already have, gas, electric, roadside recovery, a credit card with them" I do that. So much easier | |||
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"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts How could you forget? You never did confess what happened to them after your little experiment. Yea I did lol you must have missed it. I left them on my desk and went on hols " No wonder Colin has left you! | |||
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"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts How could you forget? You never did confess what happened to them after your little experiment. Yea I did lol you must have missed it. I left them on my desk and went on hols No wonder Colin has left you!" He is back tomorrow he wants to be in his own doughnut pic | |||
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"Im not an insect, Im a human insect...." a human centipede perhaps? | |||
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"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. " Confess who's or its not a confesson | |||
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"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. " Sorry I meant to hide them | |||
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"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. " Was it 'real wet' - or shampoo?? | |||
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"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. Confess who's or its not a confesson " couldnt possibly name & shame however since ive a terrible chesty cough its erm.. *cough* Obi *cough* Ive a major thing for men in suits and think ive just died and gone to heaven.. | |||
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"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. Was it 'real wet' - or shampoo?? " Nice new avatar... not much of a confession is it? | |||
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"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. Confess who's or its not a confesson couldnt possibly name & shame however since ive a terrible chesty cough its erm.. *cough* Obi *cough* Ive a major thing for men in suits and think ive just died and gone to heaven.. " I am with you there had just looked and not often I fab a pic but mmmmmm | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? " where do u get chocolate sauce shower gel i want some! | |||
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"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. Was it 'real wet' - or shampoo?? Nice new avatar... not much of a confession is it?" Ok you want a confession? I currently have seven bottles of baby oil at home - and not a single baby!! | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? where do u get chocolate sauce shower gel i want some! " lol the nipple pic with the brown fluid is actually the chocolate sauce you put on ice cream, and tastes freakin' devine!! the picture i was on about was taken just before i got into a rather hot shower. My aim was rubbish, wanted to take some lathered up soapy tit shots | |||
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"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. Was it 'real wet' - or shampoo?? Nice new avatar... not much of a confession is it? Ok you want a confession? I currently have seven bottles of baby oil at home - and not a single baby!! " The real confession we need is what you plan to do with all that baby oil? Just keep it off that lovely suit. | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? " I am just glad you never got iy in your eyes xx Alot fake cum in porn moves on Tv one night saying all the stuff thay use in pics and videos .. Hair Conditioner is one ... one made of condensed milk can lick of the face and body.. lol | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? I am just glad you never got iy in your eyes xx Alot fake cum in porn moves on Tv one night saying all the stuff thay use in pics and videos .. Hair Conditioner is one ... one made of condensed milk can lick of the face and body.. lol " ooh - condensed milk!! Yum yum!! *Note to self - pack condensed milk next time you twat!!! | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? I am just glad you never got iy in your eyes xx Alot fake cum in porn moves on Tv one night saying all the stuff thay use in pics and videos .. Hair Conditioner is one ... one made of condensed milk can lick of the face and body.. lol ooh - condensed milk!! Yum yum!! *Note to self - pack condensed milk next time you twat!!! " hang on you had the option of strawberries, doughnuts, squirty cream and you decided to eat shower gel lmao | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? I am just glad you never got iy in your eyes xx Alot fake cum in porn moves on Tv one night saying all the stuff thay use in pics and videos .. Hair Conditioner is one ... one made of condensed milk can lick of the face and body.. lol ooh - condensed milk!! Yum yum!! *Note to self - pack condensed milk next time you twat!!! " i like condensed milk i know its very sweet , lol xx | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? " it wasn't shower gel i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious ! | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? it wasn't shower gel i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious !" your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol | |||
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" i rarely spit " ya know every once in a while in these here forums, someone posts a remark that makes me smile and think that the world is such a wonderful place the above has been todays | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? " Oooooooh you are naughty. I ought to come round and spank you | |||
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"Anything you lot wanna admit too??? Oooooooh you are naughty. I ought to come round and spank you " id only enjoy it | |||
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"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol) Anything you lot wanna admit too??? it wasn't shower gel i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious ! your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol " Next time though - can you not aim for my mouth! | |||
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"i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious ! your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol Next time though - can you not aim for my mouth! " eternally shamed and sorry about that | |||
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"i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious ! your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol Next time though - can you not aim for my mouth! eternally shamed and sorry about that " snowballing with shower gel eh ? that sounds like a kink for OCD sufferers ! | |||
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"i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious ! your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol Next time though - can you not aim for my mouth! eternally shamed and sorry about that snowballing with shower gel eh ? that sounds like a kink for OCD sufferers ! " In between near pissing myself laughing (ive amazing bladder control..) all i could do was say im so sorry | |||
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"I tell the double glazing people who stop me in town that I live in a cave and dont need windows" I tell the ones on the phone that, the doorsteppers I tell them the house is rented but I get on well with the landlord so if they want to measure up now I will have a word in his ear, stop, hey where are you going? | |||
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"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. " that made me laugh! I ate a bag of crisps reading it, and.... I haven't got out my pj's today | |||
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"I tell the double glazing people who stop me in town that I live in a cave and dont need windows I tell the ones on the phone that, the doorsteppers I tell them the house is rented but I get on well with the landlord so if they want to measure up now I will have a word in his ear, stop, hey where are you going?" I do exactly the same... same with energy companies who can beat my current supplier without even knowing who it is. | |||
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