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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too???

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

Dicky Doodah isn't my real name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dicky Doodah isn't my real name "

im in shock! lol

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

my pix are 100% real im totally against anything fake to impress lol

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By *appyprivateMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

I'm... I'm.... I'm male!

I swear all I did was tuck it in...!!!

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By *appyprivateMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

Oh and it was me who had the last Jaffa Cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im now 6`1 ive lost an inch in my old age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im now 6`1 ive lost an inch in my old age "

Cuban heels may work for you if you want the inch back

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. "

.... was munching maltesers here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. "

I actually giggled out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im now 6`1 ive lost an inch in my old age

Cuban heels may work for you if you want the inch back "

am good got my air force 1`s that add an inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My breasts aren't real

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I once lied about my age

In a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the street fundraisers or chuggers try to stop me in the street I always say I'm really sorry but I'm busy or in a hurry.

I'm not. (Please don't tell them)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. "

That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When the street fundraisers or chuggers try to stop me in the street I always say I'm really sorry but I'm busy or in a hurry.

I'm not. (Please don't tell them)"

Donate to charity and then you can legitimately tell them you already give.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread.

That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts"

How could you forget? You never did confess what happened to them after your little experiment.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

I tell everyone who stops me in the street, supermarkets etc, that I already have, gas, electric, roadside recovery, a credit card with them

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread.

That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts

How could you forget? You never did confess what happened to them after your little experiment."

Yea I did lol you must have missed it. I left them on my desk and went on hols

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I tell everyone who stops me in the street, supermarkets etc, that I already have, gas, electric, roadside recovery, a credit card with them"

I do that. So much easier

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread.

That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts

How could you forget? You never did confess what happened to them after your little experiment.

Yea I did lol you must have missed it. I left them on my desk and went on hols "

No wonder Colin has left you!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread.

That reminds me. I once abused doughnuts

How could you forget? You never did confess what happened to them after your little experiment.

Yea I did lol you must have missed it. I left them on my desk and went on hols

No wonder Colin has left you!"

He is back tomorrow he wants to be in his own doughnut pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not an insect, Im a human insect....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im not an insect, Im a human insect...."

a human centipede perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the third gunman on the grassy knoll when Kennedy got offed.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I let some air out of my mate's front motorbike tyre before a race from Matlock to Derby in the 80's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just got wet looking at some pictures..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. "

Confess who's or its not a confesson

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. "

Sorry I meant to hide them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got wet looking at some pictures.. "

Was it 'real wet' - or shampoo??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just got wet looking at some pictures..

Confess who's or its not a confesson "

couldnt possibly name & shame however since ive a terrible chesty cough its erm.. *cough* Obi *cough*

Ive a major thing for men in suits and think ive just died and gone to heaven..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell the double glazing people who stop me in town that I live in a cave and dont need windows

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just got wet looking at some pictures..

Was it 'real wet' - or shampoo?? "

Nice new avatar... not much of a confession is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got wet looking at some pictures..

Confess who's or its not a confesson

couldnt possibly name & shame however since ive a terrible chesty cough its erm.. *cough* Obi *cough*

Ive a major thing for men in suits and think ive just died and gone to heaven..

"

I am with you there had just looked and not often I fab a pic but mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too??? "

where do u get chocolate sauce shower gel i want some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got wet looking at some pictures..

Was it 'real wet' - or shampoo??

Nice new avatar... not much of a confession is it?"

Ok you want a confession?

I currently have seven bottles of baby oil at home - and not a single baby!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too???

where do u get chocolate sauce shower gel i want some! "

lol the nipple pic with the brown fluid is actually the chocolate sauce you put on ice cream, and tastes freakin' devine!!

the picture i was on about was taken just before i got into a rather hot shower. My aim was rubbish, wanted to take some lathered up soapy tit shots

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just got wet looking at some pictures..

Was it 'real wet' - or shampoo??

Nice new avatar... not much of a confession is it?

Ok you want a confession?

I currently have seven bottles of baby oil at home - and not a single baby!! "

The real confession we need is what you plan to do with all that baby oil? Just keep it off that lovely suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too??? "

I am just glad you never got iy in your eyes xx Alot fake cum in porn moves on Tv one night saying all the stuff thay use in pics and videos .. Hair Conditioner is one ... one made of condensed milk can lick of the face and body.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too??? I am just glad you never got iy in your eyes xx Alot fake cum in porn moves on Tv one night saying all the stuff thay use in pics and videos .. Hair Conditioner is one ... one made of condensed milk can lick of the face and body.. lol "

ooh - condensed milk!! Yum yum!!

*Note to self - pack condensed milk next time you twat!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too??? I am just glad you never got iy in your eyes xx Alot fake cum in porn moves on Tv one night saying all the stuff thay use in pics and videos .. Hair Conditioner is one ... one made of condensed milk can lick of the face and body.. lol

ooh - condensed milk!! Yum yum!!

*Note to self - pack condensed milk next time you twat!!! "

hang on you had the option of strawberries, doughnuts, squirty cream and you decided to eat shower gel lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too??? I am just glad you never got iy in your eyes xx Alot fake cum in porn moves on Tv one night saying all the stuff thay use in pics and videos .. Hair Conditioner is one ... one made of condensed milk can lick of the face and body.. lol

ooh - condensed milk!! Yum yum!!

*Note to self - pack condensed milk next time you twat!!! "

i like condensed milk i know its very sweet , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too??? "

it wasn't shower gel

i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too???

it wasn't shower gel

i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious !"

your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

i rarely spit "

ya know

every once in a while in these here forums, someone posts a remark that makes me smile and think that the world is such a wonderful place

the above has been todays

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too??? "

Oooooooh you are naughty. I ought to come round and spank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything you lot wanna admit too???

Oooooooh you are naughty. I ought to come round and spank you "

id only enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my most fabbed pictures of late is completely faked.. its actually shower gel

I feel better for coming clean (pun not intended lol)

Anything you lot wanna admit too???

it wasn't shower gel

i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious !

your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol "

Next time though - can you not aim for my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious !

your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol

Next time though - can you not aim for my mouth! "

eternally shamed and sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious !

your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol

Next time though - can you not aim for my mouth!

eternally shamed and sorry about that "

snowballing with shower gel eh ?

that sounds like a kink for OCD sufferers !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i nipped in whilst u weren't looking and filled the bottle with something far more nutricious !

your cum tastes rancid if thats the case, i rarely spit but just had too lol

Next time though - can you not aim for my mouth!

eternally shamed and sorry about that

snowballing with shower gel eh ?

that sounds like a kink for OCD sufferers !

"

In between near pissing myself laughing (ive amazing bladder control..) all i could do was say im so sorry

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"I tell the double glazing people who stop me in town that I live in a cave and dont need windows"

I tell the ones on the phone that, the doorsteppers I tell them the house is rented but I get on well with the landlord so if they want to measure up now I will have a word in his ear, stop, hey where are you going?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I was eating a doughnut when posting on the obesity thread. "

that made me laugh!

I ate a bag of crisps reading it, and.... I haven't got out my pj's today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your real name is Richard doodah I think we may have gone to Cambridge together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too. It was such a hole I tried to convince the barman I was only 15.

"dad," he replied....

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By *f3_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

A guy pestered us to do phone sex with him so we gave him a number. Trouble (for him) was that it was the number of the local Constabulary! We felt very naughty about it but it was a laugh!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I tell the double glazing people who stop me in town that I live in a cave and dont need windows

I tell the ones on the phone that, the doorsteppers I tell them the house is rented but I get on well with the landlord so if they want to measure up now I will have a word in his ear, stop, hey where are you going?"

I do exactly the same... same with energy companies who can beat my current supplier without even knowing who it is.

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

regarding the condensed milk that was mentioned earlier.......they do a very handy tube of condensed milk.....which is easy to pack for travelling.....it even survives air travel.....ahem !!!!

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