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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting

......chicken farmer is hiring workers £8/hr. I told em about your experience handling cocks and choking chickens and well.......you can start on Monday!!!

LOL

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

lmao ........

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......chicken farmer is hiring workers £8/hr. I told em about your experience handling cocks and choking chickens and well.......you can start on Monday!!!

LOL"

I got a similar one, but it said I was over qualified

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"......chicken farmer is hiring workers £8/hr. I told em about your experience handling cocks and choking chickens and well.......you can start on Monday!!!

LOL

I got a similar one, but it said I was over qualified "

Aaaaaaaaaah but you aint ambidexterous like some of us ....;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......chicken farmer is hiring workers £8/hr. I told em about your experience handling cocks and choking chickens and well.......you can start on Monday!!!

LOL"

good luck in your new employment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one a friend sent to me ...

His and hers diary page:

HERS : He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night, not even looked in my direction. I think it's another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later, I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair, I love you I whispered. He lay silent and still, eventually we made love and I fell asleep in his arms.

HIS : Wales lost, f**king gutted, got a shag though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HIS : Wales lost, f**king gutted, got a shag though. "

Must be well satisfied that man I say lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HIS : Wales lost, f**king gutted, got a shag though.

Must be well satisfied that man I say lol... "

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"......chicken farmer is hiring workers £8/hr. I told em about your experience handling cocks and choking chickens and well.......you can start on Monday!!!

LOL

good luck in your new employment "

Have you filled your position yet...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something need filling???

They call me bond....

Uni Bond...

Ok its old... but I'm new round here

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Something need filling???

They call me bond....

Uni Bond...

Ok its old... but I'm new round here "

ITS old or you are hunny????

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something need filling???

They call me bond....

Uni Bond...

Ok its old... but I'm new round here

ITS old or you are hunny????

hehehehehe"

Ohh I am I admit it... Older, wiser... smoother than ever..

I hear there are older around though.. Yeah.. not posting as much lately though!! Strange...

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Notting


"Something need filling???

They call me bond....

Uni Bond...

Ok its old... but I'm new round here

ITS old or you are hunny????

hehehehehe

Ohh I am I admit it... Older, wiser... smoother than ever..

I hear there are older around though.. Yeah.. not posting as much lately though!! Strange... "

oooooooooh there ARE older around - and hmmmmmmmmmm, see what you mean about not posting much too.....maybe the vision is starting to go?????

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