FabSwingers.com forum: You're ex

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

You're ex says "you'll never find anyone else like me"

Your response would be..... ?

Curly wurly for the best answer

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I fucking hope I don't!

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By *ornycouple44Couple
over a year ago

St austell

would never go looking

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cricket bat to the face seems the appropriate answer.

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By *weetncurvyWoman
over a year ago

Perth

"You're ex says "you'll never find anyone else like me"

Your response would be..... ?

Curly wurly for the best answer "

Thank fuck for that!

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Is that a promise or a threat?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Thank fuck for that!!

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I should hope not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucking hope I don't!

....definitely this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Thank fuck for that!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats right. Your mother is nothing like you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ain't that special!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Thats true, I don't plan on going bog snorking again any time soon"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, cause even God realised he fucked up when he made you……. he burned the mold!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Been told there are tons on the psych’ ward.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

One can live in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actually experienced this quite a few times

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By *aniboyMan
over a year ago

london

Idc Cos we bringing it home tonight that’s what u say to her

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

No one else likes you either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a god! Finally he hears my prayers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't. I cannot lie

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would if I climbed into the cesspit of hell...oh wait I've done it once, in no hurry to go again.

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By *f86Man
over a year ago

Clacton-on-sea

Unfortunately for me I did and won't make that mistake again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know

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By *tmosphericalMan
over a year ago

Gwent

I know because I’ve wiped the shit out of my eyes, and have come to realise your one of a kind who got ejected from gods creation room, you fell into the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and hit the ground face first, an old man came along and got such fright when you looked at him he continued to beat you with the ugly stick, Now be gone my eyes are melting!.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I bloody hope not. That would be way too unlucky.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d say ‘I’d be surprised if anyone finds you under the patio in the next 50 years’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know because I’ve wiped the shit out of my eyes, and have come to realise your one of a kind who got ejected from gods creation room, you fell into the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and hit the ground face first, an old man came along and got such fright when you looked at him he continued to beat you with the ugly stick, Now be gone my eyes are melting!. "

What was it that attracted you to her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was it that attracted you to her?"

The fact she lived by these words

It's not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get got and keep moving forward

By all accounts she took a right beating and kept moving forward

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wouldn't want too, nor would I wish you on even my worst enemy.

You turned a loving relationship into one that was filled with fear, dread and broken bones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off corse I will not and thank the lord I will not as who would want a manipulate cheating person anyway I am looking for the total opposite

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And I am so grateful for that. Maybe the scars will have time to heal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 years later..... No you're right, let's get back together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's lack of confidence in there part I think, they know your worth and they know someone else wants what you have or what you are

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Very true love, your see totally correct, I don't need another bull shitting, cheating cow in my life

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By *tmosphericalMan
over a year ago

Gwent

What was it that attracted you to her?"

It’s a metaphor, I dumped my cheating wife and never looked back.

Metaphorically what I’m saying is, if she said this to me, my response would be, “you’ve changed mentally and physically and what I loved about you when we met has turned to everything I hate about you almost 2 decades later, so your right I won’t find anyone like you, I’ll find someone better!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I don't as he's dead!

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

I already have,

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

“I hope not. Surely I can’t be that unlucky twice”

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Depends which one. One of them I probably couldn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking hope not!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You seem to have missed the smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're ex says "you'll never find anyone else like me"

Your response would be..... ?

Curly wurly for the best answer "

MY ANSWER - THATS THE POINT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's right I won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course I can. Red flags are so pretty, they draw the eye straight in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the intention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or, hopefully not

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By *pellboundCouple
over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

Don’t worry, I won’t look

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Bite my hairy ginger ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're ex says "you'll never find anyone else like me"

Your response would be..... ?

Curly wurly for the best answer "

I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great news

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't intend to, yer Sister takes it up the.....

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

To the left, to the left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any ex's

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I had an ex who said I’d never find anyone who loved me as much as he did.

I’ve been single since, he may have had a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't get a word in when we were together,no point trying.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Phew! I couldn't cope with all this horror again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say "thank goodness for that, phew"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not that lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, that's the plan

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

What, I would never find another vacuum that sucked the life out of me, squandered my cash, expanded from a size 12 to a 20, was on the bottle more often than she wasn't, was a self centred, hypercondriact (sp) and had a really high opinion of herself?

Why the fuck would I want to find another old boot like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightning can strike more than once. No animosity toward my ex, we're OK, but I've felt the same since.

Maybe you need to be a glass half full personality to be able to think it.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Good. Coz you are as popular as dogshit on a wedding right now with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fuck for that!!"

Snap.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"You're ex says "you'll never find anyone else like me"

Your response would be..... ?

Curly wurly for the best answer "

If you line up your ex lovers in order you can see your descent into madness. (Seems about right)

Here's hoping I'll never find anyone else like you.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

*ignores ex and carries on doing something*

This is the only response and more effective than any words.

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

I won’t be looking for anyone like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck! I’m still healing from the damage he caused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of 'ouch' here !

I get on well with my last serious ex but would never look to replicate them. So I'd probably say with a lot of irony,'you certainly were a one off' and she'd take the piss back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right because i wont love anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thank my lucky stars that I won’t. Even I don’t deserve that much bad luck x

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