FabSwingers.com forum: Serious question of the day.....

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The FAB genie will grant you a lottery win of 15 million quid, but the downside is you have to carry and talk through a large potato for the next 5 years.

So kind of like a potato ventriloquist. If someone asks you a question the potato has to answer. Any conversation has to be via the potato.

Do you accept?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?

And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That's fine by me. Give the carrot I usually use a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The FAB genie will grant you a lottery win of 15 million quid, but the downside is you have to carry and talk through a large potato for the next 5 years.

So kind of like a potato ventriloquist. If someone asks you a question the potato has to answer. Any conversation has to be via the potato.

Do you accept?

Depends the contract? Any time off, holidays etc?

Can you chose the type of potato?

At 3m a year it’s sound good but potato post traumatic stress might occurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?

And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper

I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely, how big is the potato what is it's weight?

Apparently Potatoes are banned from from entry via non eu countries.

If travelling from the Faroe Islands, Greenland or Iceland it's a limit of 10kg per person.

Wondering on weight limit for flights ect

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d do that for fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i talk out my arse most days so a potato is an upgrade

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years

Some may say you've been doing that for free for years!

(Joke, I don't know you, but I couldn't leave it on the table!)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?

And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper

I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached

Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?

I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years

Some may say you've been doing that for free for years!

(Joke, I don't know you, but I couldn't leave it on the table!)"

The truth hurts I know (he says crying into his beer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your doing me a concern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?

And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper

I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached

Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?

I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I?

Nope, I've been thinking about whether it needs a pushchair, backpack, wheelbarrow

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?

And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper

I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached

Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?

I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I?

Nope, I've been thinking about whether it needs a pushchair, backpack, wheelbarrow "

Maybe for you ladies you could get a three cupped bra and put it in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?

And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper

I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached

Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?

I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I?

You know too much about potatoes Sir!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?

And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper

I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached

Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?

I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I?

You know too much about potatoes Sir!!

Well it has been said I am a bit of a spud

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By *rankie78Man
over a year ago

dundee

I'd be worried that the potato would become more famous than me and after the 5 years its career would take off and many years later there would be a channel 5 doc about my spiralling downfall and the hero worship for it ( cannot call it by its name by this point)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I have a lie in or do I have to get a potato clock

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It wouldn't get me down...I'd still be my usual chippy self

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd still have a peel for some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be worried that the potato would become more famous than me and after the 5 years its career would take off and many years later there would be a channel 5 doc about my spiralling downfall and the hero worship for it ( cannot call it by its name by this point)"

Tatters gonna tate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wouldn't get me down...I'd still be my usual chippy self

Aww your a chip of the old block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tatters gonna tate"

Haha

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can you take it out and get mashed together do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's fine by me. Give the carrot I usually use a break

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It would have to be a Jacket Potato obvs....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"That's fine by me. Give the carrot I usually use a break

One of your five a day

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sign me up

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

The potato would be useful when the chips are down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bizzare but yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love Mr Potato Head so definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would have to be a Jacket Potato obvs....

That's a half baked idea

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The FAB genie will grant you a lottery win of 15 million quid, but the downside is you have to carry and talk through a large potato for the next 5 years.

So kind of like a potato ventriloquist. If someone asks you a question the potato has to answer. Any conversation has to be via the potato.

Do you accept?

Depends the contract? Any time off, holidays etc?

Can you chose the type of potato?

At 3m a year it’s sound good but potato post traumatic stress might occurs "

A potato is for life, not just for Xmas.

You can choose the breed and then it's you and them 24/7 for the duration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to love Mr Potato Head so definitely.

I still have them

Now the Mr has been dropped we have modified the kitchen one to a ts

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Definitely, how big is the potato what is it's weight?

Apparently Potatoes are banned from from entry via non eu countries.

If travelling from the Faroe Islands, Greenland or Iceland it's a limit of 10kg per person.

Wondering on weight limit for flights ect"

Good questions

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Hell yeah! I'd give it a cute Mr potato face arms & legs. Moustache & beard too!

I'd make all the women talk to it also .... With silly voice.

Then say what are you talking to an inanimate potato object for? You know it's not real? Just to see if they would?

Who gives a crap when you have £15M!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would that’s so random

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years

Plenty do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to love Mr Potato Head so definitely.

I still have them

Now the Mr has been dropped we have modified the kitchen one to a ts"

S-mashing idea !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you could just lounge about for 5 years & hardly talk to anyone or be seen, watch the money grow then go out & have some fun but by then you might have turned into a couch potato for life!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’d do that for fuck all

Would be fun for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would that’s so random

I bloody love random!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Hey Op! I've just thought of a more lazy work around....

Could I put the potato on face book instead with a proper profile & links? Maybe even get a good following.

That way I could sit on my arse watching tv & fabbing without having to go out the house. Sorted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh I don't know about that

don't want to be mistaking for being Irish

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'm not sure that that was a serious question op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up!!! Can I embellish the potato?

cover it in molten gold and gems?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sign me up!!! Can I embellish the potato?

cover it in molten gold and gems? "

Yes! Pimp that spud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For £15 million I'd stay silent for 5 years.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

15 million to be known as the ‘potato weirdo’ fine with me

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Ain’t getting on no plane fool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain’t getting on no plane fool. "

Dependant or where your gping or coming from they wont let you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain’t getting on no plane fool. "

Is that because of them motherfucking snake's

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Ain’t getting on no plane fool.

Dependant or where your gping or coming from they wont let you"

Not accepting a dubious looking milk carton either. I’ve been there before

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years

Some may say you've been doing that for free for years!

(Joke, I don't know you, but I couldn't leave it on the table!)"

I nearly said the same thing

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ah but....do you need to keep the potato alive for 5 years???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years

Some may say you've been doing that for free for years!

(Joke, I don't know you, but I couldn't leave it on the table!)

I nearly said the same thing

From anyone else I'd of been offended....mildly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but....do you need to keep the potato alive for 5 years??? "

Hmm, isn't it technically dead once its unearthed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ah but....do you need to keep the potato alive for 5 years???

Hmm, isn't it technically dead once its unearthed?"

It's only dead once peeled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but....do you need to keep the potato alive for 5 years???

Hmm, isn't it technically dead once its unearthed?

It's only dead once peeled "

Skinning a potato alive? Such horror!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think I'd do this without the money in honesty haha

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ah but....do you need to keep the potato alive for 5 years???

Hmm, isn't it technically dead once its unearthed?

It's only dead once peeled

Skinning a potato alive? Such horror!!

What can I say.... I'm a redhead

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

What's it all about Alfie .

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