FabSwingers.com forum: What age did you notice your ass start to sag ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And what preventive measures can be taken to slow down the effects of a sagging ass if any ?

Please don’t say squats because I can’t be arsed, I hoping for eat more hob nobs or broccoli.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm 60 next year and what arse I have hasn't sagged

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ballet plies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ballet plies."

Great band

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Drink plenty of water and rub goose fat on your bum cheeks every night before bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drink plenty of water and rub goose fat on your bum cheeks every night before bed."

Nice, just adding to basket.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My arse may be old but does not sag. I think the job I have and the miles I walk have helped keep it in shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking more would be beneficial

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"I'm 60 next year and what arse I have hasn't sagged"

I am 62 & have not noticed it sagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking and specific glute resistance band exercises

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"And what preventive measures can be taken to slow down the effects of a sagging ass if any ?

Please don’t say squats because I can’t be arsed, I hoping for eat more hob nobs or broccoli. "

I’m not sure hob nobs will keep the sagging away but they might be useful whilst you cry into your coffee

I just buy pants with plenty of elastane to try to contain the vastness

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

It started to sag in the Pleistocene age, I am old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running up and down stairs and wards all day does the trick...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think there are certain Kama Sutra positions that can help with bum sag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not noticed it get but also I do log off bent over barbell rows so helps a lot oooo got I just gave away my peach secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glute bridges...also collagen gel regularly.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Is it sagging? My bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i got fat running around the rugby field is helping it finally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it sagging? My bum?

I see zero sagging...anywhere

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ve started having stand up sex, so my glutes are getting a good workout…well when I say we, C has her legs wrapped round me, so actually it’s only me having stand up sex whilst she just relaxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it sagging? My bum?

Inbox me your arse Babs and I’ll give you my verdict.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Is it sagging? My bum?

Inbox me your arse Babs and I’ll give you my verdict.

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk on your hands for at least an hour and a half each day and gravity will do the rest. Also a good way to meet hot dog walkers as their pets will lick your face in an endearing manner.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

. And I am noticing the odd dimple in horror...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to reverse the effects of gravity, head stands is a fantastic way but requires good upper body strength. You need to do daily exercises to strengthen the arms, just can’t think of any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karate 3 times a week has certainly firmed my up again and I’m 41. All the different stances, especially Neko Aschi Datchi (cat stance) really works it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find big set of stairs and run up and down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My butt is gonna go saggy?!

I already have saggy fucking tits!! I don't want my ass dropping to my knees too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My butt is gonna go saggy?!

I already have saggy fucking tits!! I don't want my ass dropping to my knees too.

That's how we balance....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"My butt is gonna go saggy?!

I already have saggy fucking tits!! I don't want my ass dropping to my knees too.

But at least you will be in proportion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never! I'll be doing squats, lunges and glute bridges until my dying day!

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Neither of our asses have gone saggy yet. Hoping they stay that way for a few more years.

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By *atureguy555Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Drink plenty of water and rub goose fat on your bum cheeks every night before bed."

Or get someone else to rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was considering a crocheted arse hammock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve started having stand up sex, so my glutes are getting a good workout…well when I say we, C has her legs wrapped round me, so actually it’s only me having stand up sex whilst she just relaxes

I like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternatively ice cubes run under the cheeks at regular intervals should do the job. That will be uplifting freeze escape.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not noticed any sagging yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse needs filling

... and not in that way!

I need some implants

I've never had much of an arse, but these days, it's just a line at the bottom of my back and a couple of deflated bike tyres for cheeks

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I was considering a crocheted arse hammock. "

Definitely a gap in the market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I noticed my arse was saggy when I lost weight. So I just got fat again

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Dress it up as a sharpei

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I noticed my arse was saggy when I lost weight. So I just got fat again

. This is the problem. I don’t have many wrinkles but I think it’s coz I’ve got a fat face! If I lose weight I’ll probably get loads. What to do!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I don't think it's been pert for years

not since I stopped playing a lot of netball

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Yoga

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I just wear anti gravity underpants at all times.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Star jump's.

100 every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what preventive measures can be taken to slow down the effects of a sagging ass if any ?

Please don’t say squats because I can’t be arsed, I hoping for eat more hob nobs or broccoli. "

Do " Dorsal sit ups "...they're like a sit up facing the floor..lie flat..hands behind your head ..lift your body up from your waist to see the ceiling ...you will feel all your butt muscles tighten..hold for a count of 5 seconds and repeat till you feel the benefits

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"And what preventive measures can be taken to slow down the effects of a sagging ass if any ?

Please don’t say squats because I can’t be arsed, I hoping for eat more hob nobs or broccoli.

That sounds like a quick route to a injured back.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

It doesn't - I clench regularly several times a day.

The ladies could bounce coins off me cheeks!

Trust me it's hard to pinch a 1/2 inch even!!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"And what preventive measures can be taken to slow down the effects of a sagging ass if any ?

Please don’t say squats because I can’t be arsed, I hoping for eat more hob nobs or broccoli.

That sounds like a quick route to a injured back."

The back pain takes your mind off the saggy arse

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

My arse is fine .

It's my face that's dropped x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was considering a crocheted arse hammock.

Definitely a gap in the market.

There was a comedy show with a bum-bra...going to drive me mad thinking which one !

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I squeeze and hold my bum cheeks while at my desk, or when driving. It's like exercise without moving

My bum has definitely changed shape over the years, in that gradual, unnoticeable way. My answer is just not to look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squats baby

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

About six months before I divorced him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s still ok

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