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EURO 2020 - The Final : Pasta Masters vs Plucky First Timers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here we go then. Match 51. The Final.

A long arduous journey reaches its conclusion as the last two teams standing face each other for the ultimate honour : European Champions.

First up are Italy, unbeaten in the tournament with a 100% win record, and famously unbeaten in 33 games. The old past masters of tournament football, 3 times World Cup winners and one time Euros winners playing in their tenth major final!

Playing them tonight and hoping for their first ever Euros trophy are first time Finalists Scotland, who famously qualified for the Final way back on 18th June when they thrashed Auld Enemy England 0-0 at Wembley in the group stage.. eh? Oh!

Just jesting .. it is, of course, Gareth Southgate and his mighty Three Lions in their first major Final for 55 years tonight! And hey, if Lionel Messi can finally win a major International tournament after all these years then so can we!

So who will win? For me it will be a tough game and I really do think that tonight may well be the night that my pathetic Engleesh arrogance can finally be thrown back into my face by the many ‘ABE’s on here (Anyone but England).

It’s going to be a hugely nervy game I think and I can see Italy sneaking a lead and then masterfully closing the game down winning 1-0, ensuring tears of sorrow in Wembley and tears of laughter in Wexford, Wrexham and Wick.

But for my last official Final prediction before I UNLOS altogether from Fab tomorrow (whatever the result) I’m going with my heart: ENGLAND to win and BRING IT HOME!!

2-0 in normal time to spark a party like no other across the land.

What do you think? Where will headlines be made? Will it go to extra time or even penalties?

Where are you watching? Are you lucky enough to have a ticket? I tried and tried but no luck

Whatever you’re doing, wherever you are .. enjoy it.. IT’S COMING HOME!!!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Italy have won the world cup 4 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Italy have won the world cup 4 times "

Oops yes!! What a typo! I do actually know this and got it right in the semi final thread (honest guv!!! It’s there in black & white! Go and look )

Yes, 4 times winners and a lesson to proof read before posting!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Could do with an early goal.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Roman Invasion - Payback Time

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

I predict it'll be a game of two halves..

Or four, or both plus pens..

I want us to take two goal lead as if it's as you say Op and Italy go one up they will resort to sitting back and on top of how good they are at that the 'antics' will ramp up several percent and that will frustrate ..

Trying not to watch any media other than listen to good old 6 music till it starts to avoid some of the hype..

And please England fans at the game, respect the Italian anthem..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made for our counter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I predict it'll be a game of two halves..

Or four, or both plus pens..

I want us to take two goal lead as if it's as you say Op and Italy go one up they will resort to sitting back and on top of how good they are at that the 'antics' will ramp up several percent and that will frustrate ..

Trying not to watch any media other than listen to good old 6 music till it starts to avoid some of the hype..

And please England fans at the game, respect the Italian anthem.. "

yes the Italians are one of the best at playing the “game” .. I expect there to be lots of free-kicks, mind games and “antics” as you say from both sides. I think this is an area where England have changed in recent years, Harry Kane as good as anyone at winning a free kick for example!

Let’s hope the referee can see past it all!

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

I've been waiting for this game my whole life.

I always thought it would be a win-win situation for me, but now I'm thinking what if it's lose-lose?!

Forza Azzuri! C'mon Engerland (delete as applicable) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im struggling to get excited for it and i dont know why

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

It’s going to a tight game. If our players don’t bottle it then I think we will win. Gareth has them ready and I like the way that he’s reconnected the nation with the squad again. For too long it was about the whole circus of WAGS and assorted hangers on. Some players also seemed to bring club rivalries to the national squad.

This group of players are a likeable bunch. They do wonderful work, Rashford, Henderson etc etc. Yes they’re now millionaires but they have not forgotten their roots. Several of them come from a troubled childhood and have made good.

I’m quietly confident that we can do this, it’s not one-eyed arrogance, I just have the feeling that this is our year and our name is on the trophy.

I hope I’m right and I will inevitably cry tears of joy if we win. It’s a huge job but I still believe.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Clever thread title

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A message from a friend, who has asked me to post this on their behalf! .... COME ON ENGLAND!!!

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I’m deeply torn about who will win, I fear that it could be a drubbing and a chastening experience for us or if we score first, that might cause Italy problems as they have to chase the game.

They’re both fairly young squads and the occasion may cause some players to go hiding…

I’m not going to predict and I can’t decide between head and heart or even which is which!

I’m proud of our team, they’ve already beaten so many past demons, just this last one to break for immortality.

C’mon England, arise Sir Gareth.

“Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more…

Cry god for Harry, England and Saint George”

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I have done everything I need to do today.. I can get the beers out! My god I have never been this efficient ever in my life

Is 9 ish hours before kick off too early to start drinking????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have done everything I need to do today.. I can get the beers out! My god I have never been this efficient ever in my life

Is 9 ish hours before kick off too early to start drinking???? "

Imagine you’re in an airport about to head on holiday .. it’s never too early to start drinking then!! Enjoy my friend, it’s COMING HOME!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have done everything I need to do today.. I can get the beers out! My god I have never been this efficient ever in my life

Is 9 ish hours before kick off too early to start drinking???? "

Me too I’m so organised. I can now chill till everyone arrives at 6 for footie bbq/party. Enough food and drink to feed an army!

Exciting

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm looking forward to the game but will be watching on my own at home because I don't want to get jumped by anyone as they seem mostly bitter here in Wales about England being in the final

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Sterling will tie the chimp up in knots

Phillips will define being the world's smallest man and leave his acorns on Veratti

Wouldn't want to be a Benito Mussolini impersonator in North London tonight

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"I predict it'll be a game of two halves..

Or four, or both plus pens..

I want us to take two goal lead as if it's as you say Op and Italy go one up they will resort to sitting back and on top of how good they are at that the 'antics' will ramp up several percent and that will frustrate ..

Trying not to watch any media other than listen to good old 6 music till it starts to avoid some of the hype..

And please England fans at the game, respect the Italian anthem.. "

This..

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Roast pork with all the trimmings at one, jeans and shirt ironed, bath and head to the pub for half 4.

Whether to hit the ale straight away or pace myself...thats the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here we go then. Match 51. The Final.

A long arduous journey reaches its conclusion as the last two teams standing face each other for the ultimate honour : European Champions.

First up are Italy, unbeaten in the tournament with a 100% win record, and famously unbeaten in 33 games. The old past masters of tournament football, 3 times World Cup winners and one time Euros winners playing in their tenth major final!

Playing them tonight and hoping for their first ever Euros trophy are first time Finalists Scotland, who famously qualified for the Final way back on 18th June when they thrashed Auld Enemy England 0-0 at Wembley in the group stage.. eh? Oh!

Just jesting .. it is, of course, Gareth Southgate and his mighty Three Lions in their first major Final for 55 years tonight! And hey, if Lionel Messi can finally win a major International tournament after all these years then so can we!

So who will win? For me it will be a tough game and I really do think that tonight may well be the night that my pathetic Engleesh arrogance can finally be thrown back into my face by the many ‘ABE’s on here (Anyone but England).

It’s going to be a hugely nervy game I think and I can see Italy sneaking a lead and then masterfully closing the game down winning 1-0, ensuring tears of sorrow in Wembley and tears of laughter in Wexford, Wrexham and Wick.

But for my last official Final prediction before I UNLOS altogether from Fab tomorrow (whatever the result) I’m going with my heart: ENGLAND to win and BRING IT HOME!!

2-0 in normal time to spark a party like no other across the land.

What do you think? Where will headlines be made? Will it go to extra time or even penalties?

Where are you watching? Are you lucky enough to have a ticket? I tried and tried but no luck

Whatever you’re doing, wherever you are .. enjoy it.. IT’S COMING HOME!!!

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If England do lose then I think it’s a matter of hiding in a cave for a bit , imagine the onslaught from the Welsh & Scottish in the forums here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok someone keep the thread going .. a legend of a mate has sorted me a cat 3 ticket at face value!!!! It’s COMING HOME!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ok someone keep the thread going .. a legend of a mate has sorted me a cat 3 ticket at face value!!!! It’s COMING HOME!!! "

You’re going?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ok someone keep the thread going .. a legend of a mate has sorted me a cat 3 ticket at face value!!!! It’s COMING HOME!!! "

No way!! Omg enjoy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for doing these threads Willy, your enthusiasm has been second to none and I've loved seeing everyone's opinions throughout the tournament. Hope you have a great time at the game but unfortunately, I'm being pessimistic and predicting a scrappy 1-0 win to Italy in extra time

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Ok someone keep the thread going .. a legend of a mate has sorted me a cat 3 ticket at face value!!!! It’s COMING HOME!!! "

Good on you! Get out and enjoy it!!!!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Ok someone keep the thread going .. a legend of a mate has sorted me a cat 3 ticket at face value!!!! It’s COMING HOME!!!

Good on you! Get out and enjoy it!!!!!!"

This..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ok someone keep the thread going .. a legend of a mate has sorted me a cat 3 ticket at face value!!!! It’s COMING HOME!!! "

Nice one Willy, let's hope Sir Gareth of Southgate has as big a grin on his face at 90 minutes, as I bet you do now

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

I heard a rumour the game might be postponed due to one of the Italian players testing positive for Covid ….. … I think it is Giuseppe Coughansputino

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I heard a rumour the game might be postponed due to one of the Italian players testing positive for Covid ….. … I think it is Giuseppe Coughansputino

"

The old ones are the best

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ok someone keep the thread going .. a legend of a mate has sorted me a cat 3 ticket at face value!!!! It’s COMING HOME!!!

No way!! Omg enjoy!!!"

Sooo jealous

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

What ever the result let’s hope that domestic violence doesn’t increase.

Sadly recent studies showed that reports of domestic violence increased by 26% whenever England win or draw, and by 38% when the team lost (other studies suggest abuse is worse when England wins).

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

First beer cracked open and I'm confident in a 2-1 England win ..

COKE ON ENGLAND

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What ever the result let’s hope that domestic violence doesn’t increase.

Sadly recent studies showed that reports of domestic violence increased by 26% whenever England win or draw, and by 38% when the team lost (other studies suggest abuse is worse when England wins)."

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Fans apparently trying go storm the gates

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Come on England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still no nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3-2 England, in normal time.

Raheem to score 2

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'm hoping for whatever result means the ridiculous hullabaloo dies down sooner and London suffers the least post-match rioting.

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By *pl4funlkCouple
over a year ago

co. limerick

If England loose they be riots all over England if they gone out the way Denmark were put out they would have wrecked the whole of England with the hooligans. Sure England pulled out of euro so they shouldn't be in competition

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Looks carnage when then idiots tried to get in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if they win at least they will have something else to talk about not just 1966.

Being Welsh/Greek. Hard to say this but hope England and we all come together for one nite.

Oh and Greece have won it more than Wales and England

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By *exyajmalMan
over a year ago

oxford

I wish for ???? Italy to win

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I think it will be a close game but I fancy Italy to win it

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Looks carnage when then idiots tried to get in. "

Yep loads of them

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I can’t cope….

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

They cant even get to the final in peace.

Gobshites.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Those Michael Jackson dancers were very accurate, they've even got the masks on

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Good luck England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck England "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Here we go !!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Whammy

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Still time for The Netherlands to get back in this Clive

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get in !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHAWBERTO CARLOS BABYYYYYYYYY!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a gooooooooal xx

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

I mean, that's a decent start

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I mean, that's a decent start

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Yeah, not too bad...

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"I mean, that's a decent start "

Great finish from the 36DD page 3 stunner

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 11/07/21 20:16:15]

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I reckon that england will win with 1-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that goal has really settled England down a bit. Feels like they're playing the game, not the occasion.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Mason Mount roulette?

a) Give away a penalty

b) Score an own goal

c) Get sent off

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Mancini's halftime talk is just him silently holding up a Dr Oetker vegan pizza and shaking his head whilst pointing at the team in turn

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Italy look rattled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mancini's halftime talk is just him silently holding up a Dr Oetker vegan pizza and shaking his head whilst pointing at the team in turn"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot believe after 1 minute of kick off had to have a wee, then hear my family cheering that goal. Come on England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot believe after 1 minute of kick off had to have a wee, then hear my family cheering that goal. Come on England "

Go again at the start of the second half! Go again dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot believe after 1 minute of kick off had to have a wee, then hear my family cheering that goal. Come on England "

Awwe bloody typical!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Even if he has put England 45 minutes away from being European champions I still expect Luke Shaw to come back Wednesday and finish my kitchen extension

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I cannot believe after 1 minute of kick off had to have a wee, then hear my family cheering that goal. Come on England

Go again at the start of the second half! Go again dammit! "

Second this

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

It's coming home!!!!!!!

What a game.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Come on engerland. .... second half

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Of course.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

That's been coming..

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

Hmm, England could be about to snatch defeat from the Jaws of victory if they carry on like this

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Get in there now watch the Italians go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Italy’s game plan it seem, hold back until second half

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Get in there now watch the Italians go"

Are you an Italian supporter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its very stressful.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Penalties my prediction now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penalties my prediction now "

No! I can't cope with another 30 minutes let alone penaltys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penalties my prediction now

No! I can't cope with another 30 minutes let alone penaltys! "

Nor me Lorna xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4th yellow card for Italy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys, I'm getting Croatia semi-finals flashbacks. Help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4th yellow card for Italy "

That last one was just filthy and I think should have been a red card!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating mofo's

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Come on boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys, I'm getting Croatia semi-finals flashbacks. Help "

Do you need boobs?

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton


"Get in there now watch the Italians go

Are you an Italian supporter?"

. I betted on Italy to win the tournament so tonight I am Italian supporter

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Think that was a definite yellow card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think that was a definite yellow card "

Should have been red.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Think that was a definite yellow card

Should have been red. "

Agreed. A cynical challenge

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Yellow.. Wtf.. Red card defo for nearly flipping poor #25 into god knows where

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Think that was a definite yellow card

Should have been red. "

Agree, surprised these pundits haven’t talked about it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys, I'm getting Croatia semi-finals flashbacks. Help

Do you need boobs?"

Are they magic boobs that give England a rocket up their arses to go on and win this?

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Think that was a definite yellow card

Should have been red.

Agreed. A cynical challenge "

unless he wanted to swap shirts early

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By *offee and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby


"No! I can't cope with another 30 minutes let alone penaltys! "

As a neutral wanting to get as much as possible out of the match, I was hoping for extra time; penalties and then sudden death.

For some reason, Vixen doesn’t feel the same way

Stag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4th yellow card for Italy

That last one was just filthy and I think should have been a red card!"

Yes it was shocking, many saying the same, how could that not be red card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys, I'm getting Croatia semi-finals flashbacks. Help

Do you need boobs?

Are they magic boobs that give England a rocket up their arses to go on and win this? "

All boobs are magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4th yellow card for Italy

That last one was just filthy and I think should have been a red card!

Yes it was shocking, many saying the same, how could that not be red card"

My other half keeps saying the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Chiellini lucky to stay on the pitch should have been a red card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a draw at the end of full time do they share the trophy like a timeshare ?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!"

This even Rashford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys, I'm getting Croatia semi-finals flashbacks. Help

Do you need boobs?

Are they magic boobs that give England a rocket up their arses to go on and win this?

All boobs are magic. "

Very good point there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford "

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time... "

I don't like it!

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

I don't like it!"

Grealish made a difference the last game he should bring him on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

I don't like it!

Grealish made a difference the last game he should bring him on"

Its happening!

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My wish has been granted come on England

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Sure I saw Bellotti hanging off the back of a dustcart last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

I don't like it!

Grealish made a difference the last game he should bring him on"

Never mind, looks like I know nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

I don't like it!

Grealish made a difference the last game he should bring him on

Never mind, looks like I know nothing "

Seems so! You really need boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

I don't like it!

Grealish made a difference the last game he should bring him on

Never mind, looks like I know nothing

Seems so! You really need boobs! "

I probably do! Quick ladies, send some for good luck!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Don't wanna worry anymore but Southgate's just stripped off his mac revealing a full kit underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

I don't like it!

Grealish made a difference the last game he should bring him on

Never mind, looks like I know nothing

Seems so! You really need boobs!

I probably do! Quick ladies, send some for good luck! "

Come on ladies! Take one for the team.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

I don't like it!

Grealish made a difference the last game he should bring him on

Never mind, looks like I know nothing

Seems so! You really need boobs!

I probably do! Quick ladies, send some for good luck!

Come on ladies! Take one for the team. "

Your idea you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is Grealish? why is he not on that pitch!!

This even Rashford

They're not coming on. He's already brought Saka on and he ain't subbing Kane or Sterling off so unless he switches to a more attacking formation (he won't), then that's the front 3 for extra time...

I don't like it!

Grealish made a difference the last game he should bring him on

Never mind, looks like I know nothing

Seems so! You really need boobs!

I probably do! Quick ladies, send some for good luck!

Come on ladies! Take one for the team.

Your idea you first "

I did!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Hey we all need boobs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey we all need boobs!! "

Nice try!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Hey we all need boobs!!

Nice try! "

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

At this rate I'm gonna have a heart attack..

This game is intense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At this rate I'm gonna have a heart attack..

This game is intense. "

You and me both!

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Fml.. Another yellow where red should be issued.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At this rate I'm gonna have a heart attack..

This game is intense.

You and me both!"

I am already on the oxygen mask

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"At this rate I'm gonna have a heart attack..

This game is intense.

You and me both!

I am already on the oxygen mask"

What was the bet?

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 11/07/21 22:34:14]

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

The referee should of sent of the italian player of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fml.. Another yellow where red should be issued. "

Its really crap! Italy should be on 9 men by now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fml.. Another yellow where red should be issued.

Its really crap! Italy should be on 9 men by now!"

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I'm getting vibes ( from the spirits ) on the missed pens....

Ooooohhhrgggg...

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo the pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't think I can watch!!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I actually don't think I can watch!!!"

Noooooooooooo

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

Get Southgate on to take the match winning penalty!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

So who’s going to miss our penalty then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually feel sick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who’s going to miss our penalty then "

No one!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've just bought so.e spray paint so I can practise taking penalties

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"Fml.. Another yellow where red should be issued.

Its really crap! Italy should be on 9 men by now!"

Yes, you could see what the player was trying to do there, noone jumps like that to kick a ball on the ground.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"So who’s going to miss our penalty then

No one!!!"

an optimist

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Fml.. Another yellow where red should be issued.

Its really crap! Italy should be on 9 men by now!Yes, you could see what the player was trying to do there, noone jumps like that to kick a ball on the ground."

Trample tactics.. Typical.. They can't win honestly, they go to dirty tactics..

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Would be better if they had the ball whizzing past on that little car rather than from the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on!!!!

We got this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a penalty by Maguire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF Rashford

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"What a penalty by Maguire "

And then Rashford

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Whoops

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so sick of these players with their wanky run ups. Just run up and fucking hit it!

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Get in there Congratulations Italy hard luck England.It’s going to Rome

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

It’s not coming home then

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I just wanna cry now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear.

just remember this is a young team and they are already getting to finals.

they will win something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well deserved Italian victory

Unlucky England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rashfords penalty was horrific

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"It’s not coming home then "

All roads lead to Rome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not coming home then "

Nope! Its going to Rome.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Gutted!!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Date I say it but Southgate was a little too conservative during the 90.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I'm so sick of these players with their wanky run ups. Just run up and fucking hit it! "

I was thinking the same, if they had just hit the ball England had it won.

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Looks like football is not coming home.

To be honest, I don't think football will ever come home.

I think this loss will certainly demoralise the England team when it comes to the World Cup next year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well played Italy, congratulations.

Too many young players chosen to take penalties.

Roll on World Cup 2022

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I hate penalties

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

Rashford has become the new 1996 Southgate with that penalty I reckon

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Both played well though looks like boats will be needed instead of cars....

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

On the bright side the Olympics start soon.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

On the bright side southgate should get a new pizza add out of this

Theres always the next world cup lads

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"On the bright side the Olympics start soon. "

At least there is something we're actually good at.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Young England squad, did well to get there but well done to Italy..

Over the whole game they edged it so no regrets, that's sport..

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn


"On the bright side the Olympics start soon. "

Yeah I'm really excited for that especially as it's in Japan

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By *elshguy999Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

It's gone to Rome, it's gone to Rome, It's gone to, football's gone to Rome! ??????

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Good experience for the world cup next year

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Well played Italy, congratulations.

Too many young players chosen to take penalties.

Roll on World Cup 2022 "

Agreed #25 is very young @19 they said.. I personally give him credit for making the England team, but I don't think he was a good choice for penalties. Saying that.. What happened with Rashford.. *insert face-palm emoji*

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

It's a moment to learn from. They went off the boil in the 2nd half.

They all have a few tournaments ahead of them.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Ach well…

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