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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

A) a little pfftttt

B) a blobble blobble blob

C) a rasp

D) a silent but deadly

E) a loud honkey one

Love and Peace

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. "

And a little bit of B as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F. Ode to Joy

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. "

I didn’t even have to look I knew you would mention my princess puffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what’s been consumed on preceding hours. Can be variable,

They all smell like roses though thankfully.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"F. Ode to Joy"

I’ve heard you’re a loud trumper

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I don't!!

I bloat!!

Jo.Xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes

That is not true!!!

Well only when I’m on maybe.

My fellas arse smells wake me up!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Depends on what’s been consumed on preceding hours. Can be variable,

They all smell like roses though thankfully. "

I can guarantee you they don’t

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes

Think Mr J would agree with you on that one...

Miss S x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't!!

I bloat!!

Jo.Xx "

So you just do one big one then?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes

That is not true!!!

Well only when I’m on maybe.

My fellas arse smells wake me up!!

It’s been scientifically proven by a number of forumites so it must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above. That's why people avoid me on those threads.

I also like to wear my panties for three days straight just to make sure they smell perfect.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The philharmonic has nothing on me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I don't!!

I bloat!!

Jo.Xx

So you just do one big one then?

Nothing!!

Stick a pin in me and I'll pop!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a different sound to the above when your not wearing knickers too

Miss S x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Yours stink

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yours stink

Dont

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The philharmonic has nothing on me

Ah, you’re part of the woodwind section

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't!!

I bloat!!

Jo.Xx

So you just do one big one then?

Nothing!!

Stick a pin in me and I'll pop!!

Jo.Xx "

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Makes a different sound to the above when your not wearing knickers too

Miss S x"

Yes I did laugh at this

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa.

The swine

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes

That is not true!!!

Well only when I’m on maybe.

My fellas arse smells wake me up!!

It’s been scientifically proven by a number of forumites so it must be true

I’ll save some for you

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa.

The swine

Oink oink

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa.

The swine

Oink oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

Next you'll be saying your earwax tastes of windmills. Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

Next you'll be saying your earwax tastes of windmills. Lol"

It does taste it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda like a pathetic 4 stroke 125cc motorcycle

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yours eric are like yakazoonooos pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes a different sound to the above when your not wearing knickers too

Miss S x

Yes I did laugh at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

Next you'll be saying your earwax tastes of windmills. Lol

It does taste it"

Add windmill licking to Yasmeen's quirks

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa.

She’s just marking her territory. Wait till she cocks her other leg up and starts licking her…………….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fart are like the Coldstream guards playing Sweet Caroline ...incredibly tuneful

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

Next you'll be saying your earwax tastes of windmills. Lol

It does taste it

Add windmill licking to Yasmeen's quirks"

Babs is queen

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Try eating onions then let rip

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes

That is not true!!!

Well only when I’m on maybe.

My fellas arse smells wake me up!!

It’s been scientifically proven by a number of forumites so it must be true

I’ll save some for you

(gas mask) emoji

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

And mine

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

And mine "

No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try eating onions then let rip"

I love onions and garlic. That'll explain a lot...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Try eating onions then let rip

I love onions and garlic. That'll explain a lot...

Yes xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

And mine

No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted

How is your snout super sensitive

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I am the god of Thunder and my arse is mighty Thor.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

And mine

No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted

How is your snout super sensitive "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

And mine

No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted

How is your snout super sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

And mine

No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted

How is your snout super sensitive

Ha"

smells of sprouts

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

And mine

No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted

How is your snout super sensitive

smells of sprouts"

Its not Christmas

Dirty bum

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op define "Honkey" for me?

I'm having a different connotation for that....

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

When I release there is a noticeable body change. Like an inflatable toy that's had the air let out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously

There’s only yours that don’t smell

And mine

No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted

How is your snout super sensitive

smells of sprouts

Its not Christmas

Dirty bum"

I shower daily...squeakie clean moi

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When I release there is a noticeable body change. Like an inflatable toy that's had the air let out of it"

You mean your potatoe water

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"When I release there is a noticeable body change. Like an inflatable toy that's had the air let out of it

You mean your potatoe water "

Filth

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When I release there is a noticeable body change. Like an inflatable toy that's had the air let out of it

You mean your potatoe water

Filth"

Me x

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

E loud and proud

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Think ‘ All you need is love’ on a Tuba and occasionally the other bit on french horn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud and Proud

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I have it on good authority that Princess Peach goes through A-E in the space of a single fart....and if she's wearing a thong you can add "F - Whistles The Macarena" to that too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have it on good authority that Princess Peach goes through A-E in the space of a single fart....and if she's wearing a thong you can add "F - Whistles The Macarena" to that too

Heeey Macarena aiiiiight

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By *lanor the FairWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

My farts sound like a d*unken orchestra

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

B and E but mostly not that smelly. Just every now and then i can clear a room

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"B and E but mostly not that smelly. Just every now and then i can clear a room "

Hahaha

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"My farts sound like a d*unken orchestra "
Duet?

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By *lanor the FairWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"My farts sound like a d*unken orchestra Duet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely E!! He he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be any of the above, but once I drank too much Prosecco and woke myself up (and possibly my neighbours) with the loudest fart ever

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Nice to see this thread is still lingering around

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Check out George Carlin ...farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pixie Dust

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat.

And a little bit of B as well

Squelch, wet and warm

Isn’t that a shart..??

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Depends on what’s been consumed on preceding hours. Can be variable,

They all smell like roses though thankfully. "

As do all ladies 'bottom burps'.

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine are usually little whispers but I've impressed myself a few times, especially when I'm asleep!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Sort of like cannon fire. I guess that’s “E”.

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By *lanor the FairWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

My farts sound like a d*unk orchestra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F) Too much pressure and shit my pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like someone sneezing into a trombone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes

Agree, I have 5 older sisters

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes

That's rubbish! It's only women who swallow who get smelly trumps.......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mystique.....

How do you spell a long trombone noise that culminates in a rip rapping wobble .????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mystique.....

How do you spell a long trombone noise that culminates in a rip rapping wobble .????"
m

Bet you do some loud rippers out your crumpet x

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