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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The old saying goes… opinions are like arse holes, everyone’s got one. And there are no shortage on every thread.

But is it true? Anyone on the forum who only has one but not the other?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view."

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole? "

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Opinions can be good as long as they are respectful. It's the ones who are single minded and judge which bother me.

There are a few topics I completely avoid because I know I have strong opinions on them and they get me riled up.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count? "

I have to agree

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I have opinions sometimes I chose to share then sometimes I don't. It all depends on my mood. Mr Tyne

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have both, and sometimes opinions on arseholes, which gets me into trouble

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count? "

She has a huge arse hole! I can smell it!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree "

You wanna smell what comes out of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sincere apologies…. To clarify. This not a post intended to criticise opinion. In fact it celebrates is….

It was intended as a pisstake. Just in case it is not clear to those over thinking the responses…. But make of it what you will.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree

You wanna smell what comes out of it! "

And she reckons it’s always you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how the arse hole feels having his name used to describe someone looked at ina bad way, my other wonder is what was it the arse hole its self did to warrant his name being used ?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree

You wanna smell what comes out of it!

And she reckons it’s always you! "

It is…

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"The old saying goes… opinions are like arse holes, everyone’s got one. And there are no shortage on every thread.

But is it true? Anyone on the forum who only has one but not the other? "

So true lol...got an opinion ...and nice arse n hole lol..

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree

You wanna smell what comes out of it!

And she reckons it’s always you!

It is… "

I’m not getting involved in this arsehole debate between you pair

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree

You wanna smell what comes out of it!

And she reckons it’s always you! "

She lies!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree

You wanna smell what comes out of it!

And she reckons it’s always you!

It is…

I’m not getting involved in this arsehole debate between you pair "

Be a bit cheeky to pull them apart?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree

You wanna smell what comes out of it!

And she reckons it’s always you!

It is…

I’m not getting involved in this arsehole debate between you pair "

Mines smoother

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree

You wanna smell what comes out of it!

And she reckons it’s always you!

It is…

I’m not getting involved in this arsehole debate between you pair

Be a bit cheeky to pull them apart? "

Might need a gas mask!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"It’s be a rather dull place if there were no opinions nothing like a good conversation to learn other points of view.

Of course. But question is do you have an arsehole?

I am a huge arsehole does that count?

I have to agree

You wanna smell what comes out of it!

And she reckons it’s always you!

It is…

I’m not getting involved in this arsehole debate between you pair

Mines smoother "

I’ll have to take your word on that!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

One day, all the parts of the body were talking about who was most important.

THE BRAIN SAID – “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I am the most important therefore I should be boss.”

THE FEET SAID – “Since I carry him everywhere he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, I am the most important.”

THE EYES SAID – “Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where the danger lurks, I an the most important body part.”

THE HANDS SAID – “Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I am the most important.”

Of course, everyone got into the arguments and the heart, lungs, and ears all say the same thing.

Finally, the asshole spoke up and pointed that he was the most important even though the others didn’t know it. All the other laughed and laughed to think of an asshole being boss.

The asshole decided to prove the point and refused to function. Blocked up tight.

Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet were too weak to walk, the hands hung limply at the sides, and the heart and lungs struggled to keep going.

All pleaded with the asshole to relent and agreed that the asshole was the most important and so it happened.

Moral Of The Story

The MORAL of the story is

that the asshole always ends up being the boss

No matter if it's opinions are right or wrong .

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