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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Erm..... how much time have you got?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm..... how much time have you got?

Plenty for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…? "

Nope, can't beat that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…? "

Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...

What's BGHS ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Best glory hole sessions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is that? Is that, the naked spa you went too?

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...

What's BGHS ??

Britain’s Got Hardcore Sex, the second round of regional auditions were last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...

What's BGHS ??

Britain’s Got Hardcore Sex, the second round of regional auditions were last night."

I won

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...

What's BGHS ??

Bristol gardens health spa. It’s a lovely naked spa in Brighton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is that? Is that, the naked spa you went too?

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where is that? Is that, the naked spa you went too?

Miss S x"

It is, it’s lovely

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...

What's BGHS ??

Bristol gardens health spa. It’s a lovely naked spa in Brighton "

Ah I see , sounds cool

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm..... how much time have you got?

Plenty for you

So..... there was the time I missed the loo seat when airting down and ended up on the floor for 2 hours. That was pretty weird.....

And the time my neighbour offered me milk after I posted a thread on fab bemoaning the fact I was out of milk.....

And the time I went to work and had to wrestle a seagull for my breakfast baguette.....

I'm a mess of weird.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…? "

How big was the seagulls ? Human size

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm..... how much time have you got?

Plenty for you

So..... there was the time I missed the loo seat when airting down and ended up on the floor for 2 hours. That was pretty weird.....

And the time my neighbour offered me milk after I posted a thread on fab bemoaning the fact I was out of milk.....

And the time I went to work and had to wrestle a seagull for my breakfast baguette.....

I'm a mess of weird.....

Oh my

the neighbour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

How big was the seagulls ? Human size

It wasn’t that weird

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Don't mess with those gulls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…? "

This sounds lovely! Whats BGHS?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

This sounds lovely! Whats BGHS?"

Bristol gardens, it’s a naked spa

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm..... how much time have you got?

Plenty for you

So..... there was the time I missed the loo seat when airting down and ended up on the floor for 2 hours. That was pretty weird.....

And the time my neighbour offered me milk after I posted a thread on fab bemoaning the fact I was out of milk.....

And the time I went to work and had to wrestle a seagull for my breakfast baguette.....

I'm a mess of weird.....

Oh my

the neighbour

And you absolutely know that's not all the weird I have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm..... how much time have you got?

Plenty for you

So..... there was the time I missed the loo seat when airting down and ended up on the floor for 2 hours. That was pretty weird.....

And the time my neighbour offered me milk after I posted a thread on fab bemoaning the fact I was out of milk.....

And the time I went to work and had to wrestle a seagull for my breakfast baguette.....

I'm a mess of weird.....

Oh my

the neighbour

And you absolutely know that's not all the weird I have!

I need more weird moments

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!

That counts, right?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

When I was in my Gull costume on a glass roof and I gazed down......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...

What's BGHS ??

Bristol gardens health spa. It’s a lovely naked spa in Brighton "

Why do they call it Bristol if it's in Brighton??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!

That counts, right?

Ummm, yes, yes it does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was in my Gull costume on a glass roof and I gazed down......"

. You squeezed yourself into a VERY small costume

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...

What's BGHS ??

Bristol gardens health spa. It’s a lovely naked spa in Brighton

Why do they call it Bristol if it's in Brighton??

I thought that

, it’s the road it’s on

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!

That counts, right?

Ummm, yes, yes it does

And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!

That counts, right?

Ummm, yes, yes it does

And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder"

That’s not weird, what would be weird is is he talked back

(and I talk to naughty stealerer squirrels too)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!

That counts, right?

Ummm, yes, yes it does

And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder

That’s not weird, what would be weird is is he talked back

(and I talk to naughty stealerer squirrels too)"

That doesn't make it less weird you know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im eating a doughnut that some how is filled with chilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!

That counts, right?

Ummm, yes, yes it does

And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder

That’s not weird, what would be weird is is he talked back

(and I talk to naughty stealerer squirrels too)

That doesn't make it less weird you know.....

Wait, what, *whispers* are we weird

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"im eating a doughnut that some how is filled with chilli sauce

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im eating a doughnut that some how is filled with chilli sauce

That’s more yeuch than weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im eating a doughnut that some how is filled with chilli sauce

That’s more yeuch than weird

hottest thing im likely to get ffs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!

That counts, right?

Ummm, yes, yes it does

And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder

That’s not weird, what would be weird is is he talked back

(and I talk to naughty stealerer squirrels too)

That doesn't make it less weird you know.....

Wait, what, *whispers* are we weird

*whispers back*

We are. We are weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…?

This sounds lovely! Whats BGHS?

Bristol gardens, it’s a naked spa

Aw wow!! We don't have anything like that in Bradford. Well, there's dodgy looking 'Barbers' with a neon sign. I don't think it's really a barbers

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"When I was in my Gull costume on a glass roof and I gazed down......

. You squeezed yourself into a VERY small costume

It was worth it

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.

I was laying on the bed on my back in only my pants with an ASDA rotisserie chicken on my chest feeding myself like a roman emperor (arm fully extended and dropping chicken into my mouth) as you do to keep yourself entertained, when the door opened and a bloke walked in and stood at the end of the bed with his suitcase watching me before hightailing it out of there.

Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.

Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"

Oh that really made me laugh.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.

Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"

Omg. That made me laugh. I don’t know who it would be weirder for, you or him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.

Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"

should have offered some chicken. start of a beautiful friendship

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.

Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

A naked spa sounds fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropping acid and taking shrooms ups the weirdness.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"im eating a doughnut that some how is filled with chilli sauce

Oooh that sounds good, where can I get one?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.

Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"

I have just snorted at my desk reading this....

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.

Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"

that's feckin hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing. "

Love this

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing.

Love this

It kind of put me off my stroke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing.

Love this

It kind of put me off my stroke

I’m sure it did

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing.

Love this

It kind of put me off my stroke

I’m sure it did

In hindsight I should've played her at her own game and asked her to put on a woolly jumper

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing. "

Farmer roleplay

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing.

Farmer roleplay

She was aware I grew up on a farm, that's what led to the baa

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

When I was 19 a lady wanted to try anal. She had no lube, she left the bedroom and returned with a tub of utterly butterly and proceeded to slather my cock with it as a lube substitute

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Once I thought people liked me - how weird is that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth "

Omg

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Last night we went to BGHS.

Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.

What about you…? "

Dancing in the rain

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

That’s so funny

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

That’s so funny

The expression on both their faces was fantastic.

She was intending to show her the nice new background photo she had on the laptop but forgot we'd been looking at some photos we took the night before. She minimized the internet browser and there we were in all our glory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

That’s so funny

The expression on both their faces was fantastic.

What did her mum say?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

That’s so funny

The expression on both their faces was fantastic.

What did her mum say? "

I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"

A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's"

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

That’s so funny

The expression on both their faces was fantastic.

What did her mum say?

I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"

A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's""

I'm not sure what part of that is worse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

That’s so funny

The expression on both their faces was fantastic.

What did her mum say?

I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"

A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's""

Brilliant.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!

That counts, right?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

That’s so funny

The expression on both their faces was fantastic.

What did her mum say?

I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"

A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's"

I'm not sure what part of that is worse..."

there's quite a bit to unpack

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth

Omg

it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.

That’s so funny

The expression on both their faces was fantastic.

What did her mum say?

I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"

A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's"

Brilliant.

It still makes me chuckle

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