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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone knows the Urban Dictionary right?

But what are your favourite definitions, whether they be fun and filth, or outright gross, what terms have you learned from the U.D.?

I'll kick off with a tame one;

*Ballcuzi*: “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.”

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh now there's a fun idea! Anyone fancy a ballcuzi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh now there's a fun idea! Anyone fancy a ballcuzi? "

I'm thinking you've worked out why I used this example!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh now there's a fun idea! Anyone fancy a ballcuzi?

I'm thinking you've worked out why I used this example! "

I've heard this before but instead use a tea pot, built in straw and less splash back ha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Pampasity: Over exaggerating your sexual prowess to anyone you can trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pampasity: Over exaggerating your sexual prowess to anyone you can trap."

I felt that one right in my ego.

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

There's "The Spiderman";

Where you're in doggy, and when you're about to cum you call your partner's name, pull out and spunk them in the face while making the Spiderman web shooty sign with your hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pampasity: Over exaggerating your sexual prowess to anyone you can trap.

I felt that one right in my ego."

You're probably not the only one!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Unlos as a real word.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Killed this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Killed this thread "

Good god no. It died on it's arse long before you got here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows the Urban Dictionary right?

But what are your favourite definitions, whether they be fun and filth, or outright gross, what terms have you learned from the U.D.?

I'll kick off with a tame one;

*Ballcuzi*: “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.”"

I want to do this now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding-dong Ping-pong

"A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra."

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with "

Wtf!!!

Dirty sophie

Someone who fucks the hell out of someone after hitting their car with a chicken sandwich.

Dirty Sophie

Someone who will have sex in the most psychotic ways possible. E.g. chopping of his hand and giving him a handjob with said hand

Am I really that mental?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Someone who fucks the hell out of someone after hitting their car with a chicken sandwich."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If you have to look on Urban Dictionary for the answer, you're asking the wrong question.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Dirty S#@&?£

The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle

"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Dirty S#@&?£

The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle

"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!

"

Now that's something I've never done.....I'll swap you for a chicken sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with "

Omg. No Dirty Leo but Dirty Leon is filling a woman with a McDonald's Sprite to get a more sizzling feel !

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with

Omg. No Dirty Leo but Dirty Leon is filling a woman with a McDonald's Sprite to get a more sizzling feel ! "

Better than ketchup

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with

Omg. No Dirty Leo but Dirty Leon is filling a woman with a McDonald's Sprite to get a more sizzling feel ! "

Ooh fibber! There is but I won't post as it made me feel a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with

Omg. No Dirty Leo but Dirty Leon is filling a woman with a McDonald's Sprite to get a more sizzling feel !

Ooh fibber! There is but I won't post as it made me feel a bit "

Only just found it but yes, wishes I'd have stuck with the Sprite now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs, just searched my real name. I'll just say it doesn't get any better...

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

This could only happen to me! I've got an old dateless private number plate that came off a 1956 Austin A30 with the letters FEJ. A few weeks ago, I thought I'd dispose of it so I googled FEJ, only to find urban dictionary meaning, female ejaculation, with a sentence putting it into context, "Last night I went down on my bitch, and she fejed all over my face." Google it yourself if you don't believe me, whether I sell it or not remains to be seen.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The urban dictionary top definition of my real name is me to a tee...I think whoever wrote it must know me....

The dirty version of me fucks cougars in the shower ....me again lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pre cum .... getting ready for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty S#@&?£

The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle

"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!

"

That's hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine came out as...

When a girl is giving a handjob to a boy and her father calls her and she doesn't stop it while on the phone and talking as usual. Meanwhile the boy is nearly failing to be silent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty S#@&?£

The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle

"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!

"

Put Dirty £@$&$ into Urban Dictionary, and I was gifted with this:

"Fucking sex God. This man is the bee's knees; the cat's meow. He'll do anything for anyone."

This is a genuine copy and paste. There's now just the problem of an enormous scr@ping noise as I walk through the doorways in my house!

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By *ustathingMan
over a year ago

Reading

Mine made me giggle way more than it should have...

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows the Urban Dictionary right?

But what are your favourite definitions, whether they be fun and filth, or outright gross, what terms have you learned from the U.D.?

I'll kick off with a tame one;

*Ballcuzi*: “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.”"

There's actually a device for that . Search for 'testicuzzi' on Google.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Dirty S#@&?£

The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle

"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!

Put Dirty £@$&$ into Urban Dictionary, and I was gifted with this:

"Fucking sex God. This man is the bee's knees; the cat's meow. He'll do anything for anyone."

This is a genuine copy and paste. There's now just the problem of an enormous scr@ping noise as I walk through the doorways in my house!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty S#@&?£

The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle

"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!

Put Dirty £@$&$ into Urban Dictionary, and I was gifted with this:

"Fucking sex God. This man is the bee's knees; the cat's meow. He'll do anything for anyone."

This is a genuine copy and paste. There's now just the problem of an enormous scr@ping noise as I walk through the doorways in my house!

"

I'm going to print it and get it framed. This is a once in a lifetime event!!

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs


"There's "The Spiderman";

Where you're in doggy, and when you're about to cum you call your partner's name, pull out and spunk them in the face while making the Spiderman web shooty sign with your hand"

That's not a Spiderman... it's when your partner throws in back in your face after wanking you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 interesting ones:

Rodeo Fuck

Flying Camel

Saddle backing

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