FabSwingers.com forum: An incredibly self indulgent late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm feeling sorry for myself. I've had a really rubbish week. And the really rubbish is continuing. I'd like it if you showed me some love and blow some smoke up my bum. Or just be silly. You're lucky to be getting a nocturnal thread, bloody lucky! So post on this nocturnal thread for goodness sakes.

Introduction below.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hello

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Bend over I’ll blow Jimbob

Big hugs x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

1st, 2nd and maybe 3rd?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you Jimbo, but it's still light outside.

Hope your weekend treats you better, brother.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Evening jimboree. Hope your pecker perks up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bend over I’ll blow Jimbob

Big hugs x "

This is exactly what I want! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Now get back to blowing. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You x"

You, Yassy. x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening Jim - have a big hug xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You x

You, Yassy. x"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st, 2nd and maybe 3rd? "

¹st & ²nd.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Bend over I’ll blow Jimbob

Big hugs x

This is exactly what I want! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Now get back to blowing. x"

I am feeling very chuffed with myself for being awake and being first

Now brace yourself, I’m coming in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not first

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Evening Jim

sending you smiley faces

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"1st, 2nd and maybe 3rd?

¹st & ²nd."

Still happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love you Jimbo, but it's still light outside.

Hope your weekend treats you better, brother."

Bloody hell, Lib. You've got me teary. Love you too, man.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Not first

It was me today

I was 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending you much love Jim

tomorrow is another day bud xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim - have a big hug xx "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. *Opens arms* x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you Jimbo, but it's still light outside.

Hope your weekend treats you better, brother.

Bloody hell, Lib. You've got me teary. Love you too, man. "

PM me for sexy chat. Free toe pics with yout first message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You x

You, Yassy. x

Xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lovely

Me and Mr Tickle say hiiiii. The longest hi you've seen.

All the teariffic love to you my friend. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bend over I’ll blow Jimbob

Big hugs x

This is exactly what I want! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Now get back to blowing. x

I am feeling very chuffed with myself for being awake and being first

Now brace yourself, I’m coming in

I'm amazed you're still awake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Continue not being first. It's a long way to Shrewsbury for a coffee.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x"

We can’t all be happy 100% of the time xx Sending huge booby hugs to you xx I’m a bit pissed & should be packing… but would rather drink wine & panic I the morning xx

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

sending you smiley faces "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. I flippin' love Smileyfaces.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st, 2nd and maybe 3rd?

¹st & ²nd.

Still happy

I should think so too, it's an excellent effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Continue not being first. It's a long way to Shrewsbury for a coffee."

Oi. Screw coffee

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Sending lots of big squashy hugs your way Jim.

Life blows sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life blows sometimes.

Neat. Like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sending you much love Jim

tomorrow is another day bud xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. There's no denying that factual fact. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love you Jimbo, but it's still light outside.

Hope your weekend treats you better, brother.

Bloody hell, Lib. You've got me teary. Love you too, man.

PM me for sexy chat. Free toe pics with yout first message."

Now there's other bodily fluids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey lovely

Me and Mr Tickle say hiiiii. The longest hi you've seen.

All the teariffic love to you my friend. X "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Mr Tickle says hi, do you take me for a mug? And that hi, not that long. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey lovely

Me and Mr Tickle say hiiiii. The longest hi you've seen.

All the teariffic love to you my friend. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Mr Tickle says hi, do you take me for a mug? And that hi, not that long. x"

It's all about angles

It's a good mug for a mug-azine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x

We can’t all be happy 100% of the time xx Sending huge booby hugs to you xx I’m a bit pissed & should be packing… but would rather drink wine & panic I the morning xx

J x"

You can't be happy 100% of the time. And cannot pack whilst pissed. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Continue not being first. It's a long way to Shrewsbury for a coffee."

I'm passing tomorrow on my way to Looe for 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Continue not being first. It's a long way to Shrewsbury for a coffee.

Oi. Screw coffee

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I think they're maybe some sporting events happening on Sunday if that's any help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

J, where are you off to? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Continue not being first. It's a long way to Shrewsbury for a coffee.

Oi. Screw coffee

See you need a cup of positeavity;-) otherwise you become forgetful.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x

We can’t all be happy 100% of the time xx Sending huge booby hugs to you xx I’m a bit pissed & should be packing… but would rather drink wine & panic I the morning xx

J x

You can't be happy 100% of the time. And cannot pack whilst pissed. x"

I’ve packed when I’ve been pissed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

AlreeeeeT Jim, sorry you've had a bad week, but I'm sure your bum is too tight for me to blow smoke up

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Eeeevening Jim, I am full of meatballs, peas and Arborio rice from Italy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"AlreeeeeT Jim, sorry you've had a bad week, but I'm sure your bum is too tight for me to blow smoke up

Art of a subtle compliment didn't die yet

Hi Ace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sending lots of big squashy hugs your way Jim.

Life blows sometimes.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. I'm feeling the love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey lovely

Me and Mr Tickle say hiiiii. The longest hi you've seen.

All the teariffic love to you my friend. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Mr Tickle says hi, do you take me for a mug? And that hi, not that long. x

It's all about angles

It's a good mug for a mug-azine

What?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Continue not being first. It's a long way to Shrewsbury for a coffee.

I'm passing tomorrow on my way to Looe for 2 weeks "

You know what you've gotta do if you want a coffee in Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they're maybe some sporting events happening on Sunday if that's any help. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. It might help, I just don't know. We shall see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey lovely

Me and Mr Tickle say hiiiii. The longest hi you've seen.

All the teariffic love to you my friend. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Mr Tickle says hi, do you take me for a mug? And that hi, not that long. x

It's all about angles

It's a good mug for a mug-azine

What?!"

I think I got muggled up.

not that unusual for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Continue not being first. It's a long way to Shrewsbury for a coffee.

Oi. Screw coffee

See you need a cup of positeavity;-) otherwise you become forgetful. "

That's a strong tea pun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x

We can’t all be happy 100% of the time xx Sending huge booby hugs to you xx I’m a bit pissed & should be packing… but would rather drink wine & panic I the morning xx

J x

You can't be happy 100% of the time. And cannot pack whilst pissed. x

I’ve packed when I’ve been pissed

Why were you packing when pissed? Were you returning home from Ibiza?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AlreeeeeT Jim, sorry you've had a bad week, but I'm sure your bum is too tight for me to blow smoke up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You old smoothy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eeeevening Jim, I am full of meatballs, peas and Arborio rice from Italy."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. I'm full of regret.

No, not really. Nice meatballs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey lovely

Me and Mr Tickle say hiiiii. The longest hi you've seen.

All the teariffic love to you my friend. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Mr Tickle says hi, do you take me for a mug? And that hi, not that long. x

It's all about angles

It's a good mug for a mug-azine

What?!

I think I got muggled up.

not that unusual for me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm getting a ²nd cola.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x

We can’t all be happy 100% of the time xx Sending huge booby hugs to you xx I’m a bit pissed & should be packing… but would rather drink wine & panic I the morning xx

J x

You can't be happy 100% of the time. And cannot pack whilst pissed. x

I’ve packed when I’ve been pissed

Why were you packing when pissed? Were you returning home from Ibiza?"

I was drinking to get me through the packing to go away. I’m going to pay a man to do it for me next time

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hello Jimbo! I hope that things perk up for you soon and you're happier in a bit - you're a great guy and deserve to smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, Is this the Pity Party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x

We can’t all be happy 100% of the time xx Sending huge booby hugs to you xx I’m a bit pissed & should be packing… but would rather drink wine & panic I the morning xx

J x

You can't be happy 100% of the time. And cannot pack whilst pissed. x

I’ve packed when I’ve been pissed

Why were you packing when pissed? Were you returning home from Ibiza?

I was drinking to get me through the packing to go away. I’m going to pay a man to do it for me next time

A man, sexist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooood evening Jim

Crap to hear you've had a bad week, I hope your weekend is better! Chin up

Her x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x

We can’t all be happy 100% of the time xx Sending huge booby hugs to you xx I’m a bit pissed & should be packing… but would rather drink wine & panic I the morning xx

J x

You can't be happy 100% of the time. And cannot pack whilst pissed. x

I’ve packed when I’ve been pissed

Why were you packing when pissed? Were you returning home from Ibiza?

I was drinking to get me through the packing to go away. I’m going to pay a man to do it for me next time

A man, sexist!"

I like to watch a man at work, what can I say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s hope everyone has a lovely weekend whatever you are all up too you filthy lot

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo! I hope that things perk up for you soon and you're happier in a bit - you're a great guy and deserve to smile.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Thank you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"AlreeeeeT Jim, sorry you've had a bad week, but I'm sure your bum is too tight for me to blow smoke up

Art of a subtle compliment didn't die yet

Hi Ace.

Hola Rose, I hope all is well down your neck of the woods, I'm just gonna have a portion of Shepherds Pie from ma freezer that I made a few months ago. I'm running it down cos it needs defrosting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, Is this the Pity Party?

Yes it is! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tess. Get your pity on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about your week, Jim. I rarely join the nocturnals but I’m awed by the time and love you put into yours. You’re a Fab star.

And it’s bloody coming home !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo! I hope that things perk up for you soon and you're happier in a bit - you're a great guy and deserve to smile.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Thank you."

No need to thank me. You're feeling pretty pants but you've got the forum's love and support.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goooood evening Jim

Crap to hear you've had a bad week, I hope your weekend is better! Chin up

Her x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miss S. I won't call you Her, that's a bit rude. And we wouldn't want to be rude here. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey!! This doesn’t sound like you!!!

Is there anything we can do to help cheer you up??

J x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J. I know it's not like me. I had to do an honest nocturnal thread or I couldn't do it.

Join in, dick about. x

We can’t all be happy 100% of the time xx Sending huge booby hugs to you xx I’m a bit pissed & should be packing… but would rather drink wine & panic I the morning xx

J x

You can't be happy 100% of the time. And cannot pack whilst pissed. x

I’ve packed when I’ve been pissed

Why were you packing when pissed? Were you returning home from Ibiza?

I was drinking to get me through the packing to go away. I’m going to pay a man to do it for me next time

A man, sexist!

I like to watch a man at work, what can I say?

Pervert!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"AlreeeeeT Jim, sorry you've had a bad week, but I'm sure your bum is too tight for me to blow smoke up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You old smoothy.

Oi, less of the smoothy you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AlreeeeeT Jim, sorry you've had a bad week, but I'm sure your bum is too tight for me to blow smoke up

Art of a subtle compliment didn't die yet

Hi Ace.

Hola Rose, I hope all is well down your neck of the woods, I'm just gonna have a portion of Shepherds Pie from ma freezer that I made a few months ago. I'm running it down cos it needs defrosting

That's cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Trousers removed by Leo at 09/07/21 22:36:38]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry about your week, Jim. I rarely join the nocturnals but I’m awed by the time and love you put into yours. You’re a Fab star.

And it’s bloody coming home !!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Yes, I put a lot into this thread. And you don't bloody join in! Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Vindaloo! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goooood evening Jim

Crap to hear you've had a bad week, I hope your weekend is better! Chin up

Her x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miss S. I won't call you Her, that's a bit rude. And we wouldn't want to be rude here. x"

That would be silly wouldn't it

Think I might start signing it off as Miss S... Sounds better

Well we can be rude on here, just the different concept of rude

Miss S x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo! I hope that things perk up for you soon and you're happier in a bit - you're a great guy and deserve to smile.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Thank you.

No need to thank me. You're feeling pretty pants but you've got the forum's love and support."

Meli knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Trousers removed by Leo at 09/07/21 22:36:38]"

It's getting freeeaaaky!

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Leo. He rarely joins in, the lazy bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim I don't like you feeling sorry for yourself! And I wish your week would have been better. But it's ok to have a pity party sometimes. I fully support you in your pity party. And I will send virtual hugs and milkshake.

I just had some coca cola. And then a glass of milk so I don't get heartburn. I am very smart.

I hope next week is better Jimbo. *high fives you and tickles your left elbow*

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hello Leo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Leo. He rarely joins in, the lazy bastard."

Leo you lazy bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Lazy Bastard Leo

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Leo. He rarely joins in, the lazy bastard.

Leo you lazy bastard!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Leo. He rarely joins in, the lazy bastard.

Leo you lazy bastard!

Lazy bastard couldn't even reply to me!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I don’t smoke but I’m glad you posted the thread as I’m sure it’s keep a lot of night owls happy.

Sorry you’ve had a shitty week but tomorrow is a new day and try not to carry what’s happened into what could be

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Don’t worry your not the only one Jim. Keep your chin up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"AlreeeeeT Jim, sorry you've had a bad week, but I'm sure your bum is too tight for me to blow smoke up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You old smoothy.

Oi, less of the smoothy you

My apologies, hairy old man.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Leo. He rarely joins in, the lazy bastard.

Leo you lazy bastard!

Lazy bastard couldn't even reply to me!"

Sorry, I nodded off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goooood evening Jim

Crap to hear you've had a bad week, I hope your weekend is better! Chin up

Her x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miss S. I won't call you Her, that's a bit rude. And we wouldn't want to be rude here. x

That would be silly wouldn't it

Think I might start signing it off as Miss S... Sounds better

Well we can be rude on here, just the different concept of rude

Miss S x"

And I'm not for silliness. But I can mostly certainly excuse some rudeness. x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Everyone say hello to Leo. He rarely joins in, the lazy bastard."

I can't be arsed cos I'm a lazy bar steward as well

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!"

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goooood evening Jim

Crap to hear you've had a bad week, I hope your weekend is better! Chin up

Her x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miss S. I won't call you Her, that's a bit rude. And we wouldn't want to be rude here. x

That would be silly wouldn't it

Think I might start signing it off as Miss S... Sounds better

Well we can be rude on here, just the different concept of rude

Miss S x

And I'm not for silliness. But I can mostly certainly excuse some rudeness. x"

I should hope so... It's fab

My eyes are heavy... I promise I so try to stay in these as long as I can, such a baby

Nighty, night. Hope you have a better weekend

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Trousers removed by Leo at 09/07/21 22:36:38]

It's getting freeeaaaky!

Miss S x"

We're going to another level. Which is very likely a pop culture reference you're too young to get. I'm not just a sad man, I'm sad old man. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ace, I'm an old man too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

I'm sorry I thought you were trying to kill us all!! I am glad to know it is a sex bomb. Jim deserves a sex bomb indeed.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

I'm sorry I thought you were trying to kill us all!! I am glad to know it is a sex bomb. Jim deserves a sex bomb indeed."

Why would I want to kill anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

I'm sorry I thought you were trying to kill us all!! I am glad to know it is a sex bomb. Jim deserves a sex bomb indeed.

Why would I want to kill anyone "

I should have known it was a sex bomb!! You're one of the loveliest people on here. I guess I just saw the world ending when I saw the bomb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim I don't like you feeling sorry for yourself! And I wish your week would have been better. But it's ok to have a pity party sometimes. I fully support you in your pity party. And I will send virtual hugs and milkshake.

I just had some coca cola. And then a glass of milk so I don't get heartburn. I am very smart.

I hope next week is better Jimbo. *high fives you and tickles your left elbow*"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Thank you for your support.

You are smart, the smartest.

Next week will be rubbish too. But I appreciate the sentiment.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry to hear you've had a shit week. Hugs and best wishes winging their way from Hull, and you know you us lot on the Forums - we support each other!

Now lie down on the psychiatrist's couch and tell us your problems!

We might listen, depends on how much you pay us!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

I'm sorry I thought you were trying to kill us all!! I am glad to know it is a sex bomb. Jim deserves a sex bomb indeed.

Why would I want to kill anyone

I should have known it was a sex bomb!! You're one of the loveliest people on here. I guess I just saw the world ending when I saw the bomb.

Bend over il spank your bum xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't mind me, just getting teary again. It's Lemon's fault. She's just so smart.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It my love for jimmy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It my love for jimmy"

Its *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Leo. He rarely joins in, the lazy bastard.

Leo you lazy bastard!

Lazy bastard couldn't even reply to me!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"AlreeeeeT Jim, sorry you've had a bad week, but I'm sure your bum is too tight for me to blow smoke up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You old smoothy.

Oi, less of the smoothy you

My apologies, hairy old man."

It's a good job I've still got a (mostly) full head of hair

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi leo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks to the Lib that PMd me. You know who you are.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Jim, it has been wonderful to nocturnal with you, it’s been a while.

Always here for you. Feel the love

I’m nodding off now but tomorrow is another day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Trousers removed by Leo at 09/07/21 22:36:38]

It's getting freeeaaaky!

Miss S x

We're going to another level. Which is very likely a pop culture reference you're too young to get. I'm not just a sad man, I'm sad old man. x"

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t smoke but I’m glad you posted the thread as I’m sure it’s keep a lot of night owls happy.

Sorry you’ve had a shitty week but tomorrow is a new day and try not to carry what’s happened into what could be

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bod. I'm glad you don't smoke. But not as glad your lungs. Thank you for your kind words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had some coca cola. And then a glass of milk so I don't get heartburn. I am very smart.

I hope next week is better Jimbo. *high fives you and tickles your left elbow*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Thank you for your support.

You are smart, the smartest.

Next week will be rubbish too. But I appreciate the sentiment."

I have seen the future Jim and things will get better eventually.

I don't know what you are going through but don't stop being you and remember you always have lovely fab people to talk nonsense with whenever you want.

*hugs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim, it has been wonderful to nocturnal with you, it’s been a while.

Always here for you. Feel the love

I’m nodding off now but tomorrow is another day x "

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind me, just getting teary again. It's Lemon's fault. She's just so smart."

Just wait until Yasmeen spanks my bum! You'll be crying from your bellend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi leo x"

Hi Yas, but it’s Lazy Bastard Leo until midnight. House rules.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Don't mind me, just getting teary again. It's Lemon's fault. She's just so smart.

Just wait until Yasmeen spanks my bum! You'll be crying from your bellend! "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hi leo x

Hi Yas, but it’s Lazy Bastard Leo until midnight. House rules.

Lazy you nooo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ace, I'm an old man too!"

Where's the fossil emoji when ya need it?

I'm listening to Duran Duran https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4dKTblXrF4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi leo x

Hi Yas, but it’s Lazy Bastard Leo until midnight. House rules.

LeoIsALazyBastard

ALazyDayForLeo

LazyBastardLeo

TheLazyBastardLeo

ALazyBastardNamedLeo

Just some new username ideas x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t worry your not the only one Jim. Keep your chin up"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Builder. I am the one and only. I'll try to. I won't, but I'll try. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

YESTERDAY is on BBC4 in 11:25..... So good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi leo x

Hi Yas, but it’s Lazy Bastard Leo until midnight. House rules.

LeoIsALazyBastard

ALazyDayForLeo

LazyBastardLeo

TheLazyBastardLeo

ALazyBastardNamedLeo

Just some new username ideas x

Liking these but I may go for

SlothFarSoGood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Builder. He's a naughty builder, probably doesn't show up when he says he will. I'm joking, I'm sure he's not that sort of naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, Is this the Pity Party?

Yes it is! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tess. Get your pity on."

We all have them, so indulge yourself, do whatever you need to do, sending booby hugs.

Then when you are ready, straighten up and crack on Jimbo xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boom shake the nocturnal room. Tick, tick, tick, tick, boom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another 90s pop music reference. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Builder. He's a naughty builder, probably doesn't show up when he says he will. I'm joking, I'm sure he's not that sort of naughty."

I hope he doesn't use his jizz sauce to stick my bricks together

Hi builder!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Location changed. Sorry Jim, best Fab would let me do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!"

Yeah, thanks, Yassy. Jeez, do you not think I'm not sad enough already without being all blown up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Location changed. Sorry Jim, best Fab would let me do."

I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Leo. He rarely joins in, the lazy bastard.

I can't be arsed cos I'm a lazy bar steward as well

Unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

Yeah, thanks, Yassy. Jeez, do you not think I'm not sad enough already without being all blown up."

It's a fucking sex bomb Jim!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit sad because LBC doesn't have any pictures up?

I wanted to look at her vaj.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Everyone say hello to Builder. He's a naughty builder, probably doesn't show up when he says he will. I'm joking, I'm sure he's not that sort of naughty."

Hello builder. Can you turn up and do me a cinema room please?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

Yeah, thanks, Yassy. Jeez, do you not think I'm not sad enough already without being all blown up."

You what

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

Ayyyy.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

Yeah, thanks, Yassy. Jeez, do you not think I'm not sad enough already without being all blown up."

You have never said that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yassy, I take it all back.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yassy, I take it all back."

Why are you sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

Oh behave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yassy, I take it all back.

Why are you sad

I'm just a sad man.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yassy, I take it all back.

Why are you sad

I'm just a sad man."

Dont be sad

Open your legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Goooood evening Jim

Crap to hear you've had a bad week, I hope your weekend is better! Chin up

Her x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Miss S. I won't call you Her, that's a bit rude. And we wouldn't want to be rude here. x

That would be silly wouldn't it

Think I might start signing it off as Miss S... Sounds better

Well we can be rude on here, just the different concept of rude

Miss S x

And I'm not for silliness. But I can mostly certainly excuse some rudeness. x

I should hope so... It's fab

My eyes are heavy... I promise I so try to stay in these as long as I can, such a baby

Nighty, night. Hope you have a better weekend

Miss S x"

Come back again. Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do*

I didn't notice.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yassy, I want you on your back."
why???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

I'm sorry I thought you were trying to kill us all!! I am glad to know it is a sex bomb. Jim deserves a sex bomb indeed.

Why would I want to kill anyone

I should have known it was a sex bomb!! You're one of the loveliest people on here. I guess I just saw the world ending when I saw the bomb.

Because if it's not love

Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together

If it's not love

Then it's the bomb

Then it's the bomb that will bring us together

There's nothing better than some Smiths when you're feeling all depressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Builder. He's a naughty builder, probably doesn't show up when he says he will. I'm joking, I'm sure he's not that sort of naughty.

Hello builder. Can you turn up and do me a cinema room please?"

Mag, did you post earlier? I'm going to check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

I'm sorry I thought you were trying to kill us all!! I am glad to know it is a sex bomb. Jim deserves a sex bomb indeed.

Why would I want to kill anyone

I should have known it was a sex bomb!! You're one of the loveliest people on here. I guess I just saw the world ending when I saw the bomb.

Because if it's not love

Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together

If it's not love

Then it's the bomb

Then it's the bomb that will bring us together

There's nothing better than some Smiths when you're feeling all depressed.

I've never heard of that song Jim.

Is it worth me having a little bop and a boogie on YouTube right this minute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He knows so much about these things ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mag, I'm very sorry I missed you. I got there eventually. Thank you for your concern for my pecker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*everyone dies*

Thanks Yasmeen for throwing a bomb on all of us!!

That's a sex bomb for my Jimmy so behave

I'm sorry I thought you were trying to kill us all!! I am glad to know it is a sex bomb. Jim deserves a sex bomb indeed.

Why would I want to kill anyone

I should have known it was a sex bomb!! You're one of the loveliest people on here. I guess I just saw the world ending when I saw the bomb.

Because if it's not love

Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together

If it's not love

Then it's the bomb

Then it's the bomb that will bring us together

There's nothing better than some Smiths when you're feeling all depressed.

I've never heard of that song Jim.

Is it worth me having a little bop and a boogie on YouTube right this minute?"

Absolutely. Ask - The Smiths

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry to hear you've had a shit week. Hugs and best wishes winging their way from Hull, and you know you us lot on the Forums - we support each other!

Now lie down on the psychiatrist's couch and tell us your problems!

We might listen, depends on how much you pay us!

Haha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. You're a good man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It my love for jimmy"

Love you.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It my love for jimmy

Love you."

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Mag, I'm very sorry I missed you. I got there eventually. Thank you for your concern for my pecker."

You are forgiven Jim since you've had a bad week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I listened Jim. It's quite a cute song actually. And more upbeat than I thought it would be. Thank you for introducing me to a new song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mag, I'm very sorry I missed you. I got there eventually. Thank you for your concern for my pecker.

You are forgiven Jim since you've had a bad week. "

Am I forgiven for my crime against you on the other thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going for a sit-down wee. There's water coming from all ends!

Don't be silly while I'm away. I mean be silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a sit-down wee. There's water coming from all ends!

Don't be silly while I'm away. I mean be silly."

We all know you're having a fat shit really Jim!! And if it's coming from all ends then I will pray for your asshole!!

I might be asleep when you're back but hope you'll be alright Jim! If you ever want to chat my inbox is open. I'll pop a message now to you just so my filters won't restrict.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Mag, I'm very sorry I missed you. I got there eventually. Thank you for your concern for my pecker.

You are forgiven Jim since you've had a bad week.

Am I forgiven for my crime against you on the other thread?

No. You're still in the dog house.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry to hear you've had a shit week. Hugs and best wishes winging their way from Hull, and you know you us lot on the Forums - we support each other!

Now lie down on the psychiatrist's couch and tell us your problems!

We might listen, depends on how much you pay us!

Haha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. You're a good man.

I know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mag, I'm very sorry I missed you. I got there eventually. Thank you for your concern for my pecker.

You are forgiven Jim since you've had a bad week.

Am I forgiven for my crime against you on the other thread?

No. You're still in the dog house. "

With all the cute doggos?! Sounds like you've made a good choice for me there Magneto!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a sit-down wee. There's water coming from all ends!

Don't be silly while I'm away. I mean be silly."

Wait actually does a sit down wee actually mean shit?

If so you should say

Shit down wee x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm going for a sit-down wee. There's water coming from all ends!

Don't be silly while I'm away. I mean be silly.

Wait actually does a sit down wee actually mean shit?

If so you should say

Shit down wee x "

A,wee wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

Sorry to hear that you're having a shit time, Jim.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Mag, I'm very sorry I missed you. I got there eventually. Thank you for your concern for my pecker.

You are forgiven Jim since you've had a bad week.

Am I forgiven for my crime against you on the other thread?

No. You're still in the dog house.

With all the cute doggos?! Sounds like you've made a good choice for me there Magneto!! "

No they've all been re-homed. You're there on your own.

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By *ip2Man
over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

Sorry you've had a lousy week... Hope your bum is now as smoked as a mackerel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I've missed anyone else, I do apologise. It happens sometimes at the best of the times. And now is not the best of times. I'll check this thread and say hello on the next thread, because I'm almost out of internet paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a sit-down wee. There's water coming from all ends!

Don't be silly while I'm away. I mean be silly."

Good wee and goodnight Jim. Thanks for indulging my indolence. Take care. ThatLazyBastardLeo

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