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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

tits

What should you be a professor of?

Love and Peace

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Willy Professor

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Willy Professor

Sent

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Can only be boings, would need lots of in-depth research

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can only be boings, would need lots of in-depth research

is there anything higher than a professor?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can only be boings, would need lots of in-depth research

is there anything higher than a professor? "

Nope I’ve reached my peak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Declining behaviour within the female of the species ... can I have the letters T.W.A.T after my name?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Faces… sod the willies I want faces!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Professor of arse holes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit, books and table furniture.

I could be Professor Plum, in the library, with a candlestick.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can only be boings, would need lots of in-depth research

is there anything higher than a professor?

Nope I’ve reached my peak

You’ll have a Tefal head of boing knowledge soon then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Declining behaviour within the female of the species ... can I have the letters T.W.A.T after my name?

You can but surely the initials should be DBWTFOTS??

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Faces… sod the willies I want faces! "

Would you like to see your face in a nice shiny John Thomas?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Professor of arse holes....."

You can only be a Doctor of bumholes. The academic ceiling doesn’t go higher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Bell ends

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Fruit, books and table furniture.

I could be Professor Plum, in the library, with a candlestick.

Nice

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sleep?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Ive already got a BA in Bad Ass 'N' Rude....

Can you seat me instead between Prof. Brian Cox & Dara O'Brien so I can make Uranus jokes & play me keyboards of Prof Cox's past band when it starts to get like a bromance between those 2?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sleep?"

I’m very poor at that but I guess you can be a professor at that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ive already got a BA in Bad Ass 'N' Rude....

Can you seat me instead between Prof. Brian Cox & Dara O'Brien so I can make Uranus jokes & play me keyboards of Prof Cox's past band when it starts to get like a bromance between those 2?

So you want to be the meat in their sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why we should all eat slugs and NOT feel guilty afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Law of Diminishing Returns!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Why we should all eat slugs and NOT feel guilty afterwards. "

You can eat my slug

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can only be boings, would need lots of in-depth research

is there anything higher than a professor?

Nope I’ve reached my peak

You’ll have a Tefal head of boing knowledge soon then

Can it go in my neck I might be able to breathe in my outfit…. Will get a tad warm reviewing boings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why we should all eat slugs and NOT feel guilty afterwards.

You can eat my slug

I love your tiny slug

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can only be boings, would need lots of in-depth research

is there anything higher than a professor?

Nope I’ve reached my peak

You’ll have a Tefal head of boing knowledge soon then

Can it go in my neck I might be able to breathe in my outfit…. Will get a tad warm reviewing boings

I can see why you’d get hot under the collar

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Why we should all eat slugs and NOT feel guilty afterwards.

You can eat my slug

I love your tiny slug

Just don’t put salt on it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The Law of Diminishing Returns!

I could deposit a satisfactory return if you like

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sleep?

I’m very poor at that but I guess you can be a professor at that

I'll be Queen of the world at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having spent decades studying I am an actual professor of mums.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Professor of Wishful Thinking

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Having spent decades studying I am an actual professor of mums."

FFS

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op, don't bother now you put it like that!

You have thoroughly put me off my tea.

I'll shit in both of their desk draws & quitely exit via the window in an evasive Ninja pattern. Throwing smoke bombs & Calthrops. Running off into the sunset...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Professor of Wishful Thinking "

Ah. I hold you in the highest of esteem

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Professor of Wishful Thinking

Ah. I hold you in the highest of esteem "

Likewise spunkbubble

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Op, don't bother now you put it like that!

You have thoroughly put me off my tea.

I'll shit in both of their desk draws & quitely exit via the window in an evasive Ninja pattern. Throwing smoke bombs & Calthrops. Running off into the sunset...

That escalated quickly. You wanted to be their bum chum 5 mins ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can only be boings, would need lots of in-depth research

is there anything higher than a professor?

Nope I’ve reached my peak

You’ll have a Tefal head of boing knowledge soon then

Can it go in my neck I might be able to breathe in my outfit…. Will get a tad warm reviewing boings

I can see why you’d get hot under the collar

Well it’s cold tup n’rth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having spent decades studying I am an actual professor of mums.

FFS

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Medicine

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Falling asleep mid conversation

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I do love a twin hand job, not sure I am professor standard, more practice required!

Note! Not necessary they are twins

Jo x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I do love a twin hand job, not sure I am professor standard, more practice required!

Note! Not necessary they are twins

Jo x

Skiing?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wanking

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Medicine "

Love medicine?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Falling asleep mid conversation

Sorry you were saying

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Medicine

Love medicine? "

Which is antibiotics

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I do love a twin hand job, not sure I am professor standard, more practice required!

Note! Not necessary they are twins

Jo x

Skiing? "

Without the cold stuff

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I do love a twin hand job, not sure I am professor standard, more practice required!

Note! Not necessary they are twins

Jo x

That’s one big cock then

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Falling asleep mid conversation

Sorry you were saying

I said I always fall asleep mind conv…zzzzzz

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I do love a twin hand job, not sure I am professor standard, more practice required!

Note! Not necessary they are twins

Jo x

That’s one big cock then

Nope has to be two, I have two hands

I'll feel hard done by otherwise

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I do love a twin hand job, not sure I am professor standard, more practice required!

Note! Not necessary they are twins

Jo x

That’s one big cock then

Nope has to be two, I have two hands

I'll feel hard done by otherwise

Xx"

That’s just greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok professor, what size are mine?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ok professor, what size are mine?

I already know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok professor, what size are mine?

I already know this

Oh bugger. Did I let you squeeze them ?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ok professor, what size are mine?

I already know this

Oh bugger. Did I let you squeeze them ?

Double Delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok professor, what size are mine?

I already know this

Oh bugger. Did I let you squeeze them ?

Double Delicious

You have a good memory

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"The Law of Diminishing Returns!

Are you an accountant by any chance, I was only yesterday talking to my managing director about this subject as we continue our expansion programme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopeless Patience

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