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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Love seeing what random shit is happening elsewhere.

On mine we have a few blokes saying they're free now/asking "today?" etc, one guy desperate to stick his tongue deep inside a wet pussy (tempting, obvs) and another who is kindly reminding all the women that this is a sex site, not a dating site.

What's occurrin' in your neck of the woods?

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By *h508Man
over a year ago

Guildford

Nothing particularly exciting, except some inspirational quotes and the condemning of “weirdos”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a woman saying she "needs new cocks".... I was tempted to ask "how new?", but thought that could be misconstrued...

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By *h508Man
over a year ago

Guildford


"Nothing particularly exciting, except some inspirational quotes and the condemning of “weirdos” "

I don’t see single guys though, so perhaps that’s filtering out the “interesting” stuff…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these threads!

I have some guy wanting his personal best for tonight.... a fffffffffm. Any takers?!!

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I've got a woman saying she "needs new cocks".... I was tempted to ask "how new?", but thought that could be misconstrued...

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Yes, potentially dodgy ground

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Nothing particularly exciting, except some inspirational quotes and the condemning of “weirdos”

I don’t see single guys though, so perhaps that’s filtering out the “interesting” stuff…"

Quite possibly...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A lot of guys wanting to meet now, a sprinkling of guys who need a wet pussy and several cocks.

Plus there are apparently a LOT of men and a couple of couples going dogging over the weekend.

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"A lot of guys wanting to meet now, a sprinkling of guys who need a wet pussy and several cocks.

Plus there are apparently a LOT of men and a couple of couples going dogging over the weekend."

Let's hope the weather is good for them

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

Everyone’s claiming to be sluts but not replying or meeting so there you go

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A lot of guys wanting to meet now, a sprinkling of guys who need a wet pussy and several cocks.

Plus there are apparently a LOT of men and a couple of couples going dogging over the weekend.

Let's hope the weather is good for them "

Well the kids haven't broken up from school yet so chances are it will be quite reasonable.

The second school is out it'll pee it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neck of the woods has:

Recently diagnosed, now for treatment

Who want's creampie at 5! Bugger missed it!!

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Someone is offering school run mums a finger fucking next week should anyone fancy it.

Another guy is complaining that out of 60 messages he got today none of them is suitable.

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"A lot of guys wanting to meet now, a sprinkling of guys who need a wet pussy and several cocks.

Plus there are apparently a LOT of men and a couple of couples going dogging over the weekend.

Let's hope the weather is good for them

Well the kids haven't broken up from school yet so chances are it will be quite reasonable.

The second school is out it'll pee it down."

Yes. For the last 2 days, the heavens have opened the SECOND it was school chuck out time. Sod's law.

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Friday(and Saturday) are when offers of meet now take place, Radom mails from singles also couples. I think Tesco on a Friday night I would have more luck

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Someone is offering school run mums a finger fucking next week should anyone fancy it.

Another guy is complaining that out of 60 messages he got today none of them is suitable.

"

Is the 60 messages guy super hot? Most men don't get that amount of messages in a day.

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"My neck of the woods has:

Recently diagnosed, now for treatment

Who want's creampie at 5! Bugger missed it!! "

Cream pie? like on Tizwaz?

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"My neck of the woods has:

Recently diagnosed, now for treatment

Who want's creampie at 5! Bugger missed it!! "

You'd have thought he'd have shown some decorum and waited until after 8 for the cream pie.

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"Someone is offering school run mums a finger fucking next week should anyone fancy it.

Another guy is complaining that out of 60 messages he got today none of them is suitable.

"

A school run fingers gonna be awkward with the kids in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neck of the woods has:

Recently diagnosed, now for treatment

Who want's creampie at 5! Bugger missed it!!

You'd have thought he'd have shown some decorum and waited until after 8 for the cream pie. "

Ha ha I know 5 is such a busy time!!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

One is flashing her knickers

Another has put a video of her getting boned

One a bit further is wanting “Nawty fun” o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is offering school run mums a finger fucking next week should anyone fancy it.

Another guy is complaining that out of 60 messages he got today none of them is suitable.

Is the 60 messages guy super hot? Most men don't get that amount of messages in a day."

He must be a sex god. I ain’t had that many since joining in 2019.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranty women moaning about men, complete turn off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meets, meets everywhere.. freaky Friday indeed!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

[Removed by poster at 09/07/21 17:50:53]

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Someone’s husband from a couples profile is available this weekend

A guy can’t choose whether to find a new woman or just see his FWB instead - decisions decisions

A guy wants someone to go round now and sort him out - I’m guessing his dinner to be made

K

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just seen

Anyone at xtasia tonight? Who's buying me a drink then? 

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

How do you see these? I’ve only been here nearly 5 years so it’s new to me

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A close up pussy pic with 54 fabs. What's good for one...?

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By *ream2972TV/TS
over a year ago

newquay

A few silhouette heads with 2 line profiles complaining about their messages getting no replys (I know 2 of them just send a message that says "hi")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'bored at work'

'Out for a drive later'

'Trying out a new butt plug'

'Someone wants to meet in asda changing rooms for a kiss'

Theres also a suspect looking vagina with a piece of bog roll stuck to it

Good old derby

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

My local feed is mostly boring stuff

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"One is flashing her knickers

Another has put a video of her getting boned

One a bit further is wanting “Nawty fun” o"

Did you include the "nawty" one purposely to set my teeth on edge?

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"'bored at work'

'Out for a drive later'

'Trying out a new butt plug'

'Someone wants to meet in asda changing rooms for a kiss'

Theres also a suspect looking vagina with a piece of bog roll stuck to it

Good old derby "

That loo roll speckled vag made me laugh out loud

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"One is flashing her knickers

Another has put a video of her getting boned

One a bit further is wanting “Nawty fun” o

Did you include the "nawty" one purposely to set my teeth on edge?"

I may have

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Loads of people have joined today

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"How do you see these? I’ve only been here nearly 5 years so it’s new to me "

Click on "Updates (news feed)"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Lots of women displaying new verifications. A few women advertising parties. Lots of new pussy pics and a few looking for big cocks.

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

The one I often see is "My birthday today, who's going to give me a blowjob?" Get in line, ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is offering school run mums a finger fucking next week should anyone fancy it.

Another guy is complaining that out of 60 messages he got today none of them is suitable.

"

Wow its all hot stuff where you are think you are winner winner chicken dinner at moment finger fucking & a guy getting 60 non suitable messages

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"How do you see these? I’ve only been here nearly 5 years so it’s new to me

Click on "Updates (news feed)""

You learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing that i want

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Pandoras are doing some “Serious Swingin no G” tonight

Obviously big Steve Wright in the afternoon fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone is offering school run mums a finger fucking next week should anyone fancy it.

Another guy is complaining that out of 60 messages he got today none of them is suitable.

Is the 60 messages guy super hot? Most men don't get that amount of messages in a day.

He must be a sex god. I ain’t had that many since joining in 2019. "

60 non suitable messages!! What's he looking for???

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Pandoras are doing some “Serious Swingin no G” tonight

Obviously big Steve Wright in the afternoon fans"

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"How do you see these? I’ve only been here nearly 5 years so it’s new to me

Click on "Updates (news feed)"

You learn something new every day "

You can thank me later

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Love these. My favourite a couple looking to meet a qualified accountant to help Mrs with her studies. Must be CIMA registered.

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Someone is offering school run mums a finger fucking next week should anyone fancy it.

Another guy is complaining that out of 60 messages he got today none of them is suitable.

Is the 60 messages guy super hot? Most men don't get that amount of messages in a day.

He must be a sex god. I ain’t had that many since joining in 2019.

60 non suitable messages!! What's he looking for??? "

I doubt any of them exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love these. My favourite a couple looking to meet a qualified accountant to help Mrs with her studies. Must be CIMA registered. "
what are they offering as oayement

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Some guys are bored and a few guys are looking to suck cock. Happy to see no bum holes in the current updates, for a change!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A naked electrician is looking for odd jobs, a bloke wants his cock sucking right now & we’ve been invited to go dogging.

J x

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

A few guys looking to suck, a new couple with a few nice photos and the usual nonsense. Standard.

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A 58 year old chap looking for 2 25 year old girls to take a facial from him and his mate, and someone wanting a girl to p*ss in a welly boot and let him drink it.

I think I'm about done with fab for today. Good grief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread ....

The usual, a stream of newbies joining on a Friday....

And one guy who's into dining and accommodating with a guarantee of 'satisfying fucks'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love seeing what random shit is happening elsewhere.

On mine we have a few blokes saying they're free now/asking "today?" etc, one guy desperate to stick his tongue deep inside a wet pussy (tempting, obvs) and another who is kindly reminding all the women that this is a sex site, not a dating site.

What's occurrin' in your neck of the woods?"

There’s a lot of people going to Pandora and quest apparently tomorrow, a few gloryholes open, some wives that want using and the usual random people joining the site.

Nothing unusual then.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"A 58 year old chap looking for 2 25 year old girls to take a facial from him and his mate, and someone wanting a girl to p*ss in a welly boot and let him drink it.

I think I'm about done with fab for today. Good grief. "

Pretty boring then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the guys local uodates...

Lots asking "am I on your Hot-list

A guy looking for 420

Some looking for anything anywhere

A guy is looking for a hand job Now

Another is saying his door is open, I'm on all fours blind folded, just walk in

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"This is the guys local uodates...

Lots asking "am I on your Hot-list

A guy looking for 420

Some looking for anything anywhere

A guy is looking for a hand job Now

Another is saying his door is open, I'm on all fours blind folded, just walk in

"

Well, do you need a new dvd player or anything?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Absolutely bugger all, the odd picture and rant here and there pretty standard feed around our area Oh... and its someone's dog birthday

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Don’t know as don’t look. Be tons of cock pics and “horny now” statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who are horny and want to meet now.

Women with ridiculous standards complaining they cant find anyone.

Gross close up cock pics.

Women asking for dr*gs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of guys wanting to meet now, a sprinkling of guys who need a wet pussy and several cocks.

Plus there are apparently a LOT of men and a couple of couples going dogging over the weekend.

Let's hope the weather is good for them

Well the kids haven't broken up from school yet so chances are it will be quite reasonable.

The second school is out it'll pee it down.

Yes. For the last 2 days, the heavens have opened the SECOND it was school chuck out time. Sod's law."

It's bound to rain this weekend, it's Wimbledon finals. Will be gorgeous weather from Monday, for about 10 days until the schools break up

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Usually a lot of dogging it seems.

I'd prefer the walk my spaniel thanks

Jo x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just the norm seeing the constant fake accounts claiming to be a female coming back after being removed several months and still going strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of Women talking about either guys being rude when told no or that they keep getting blocked by guys after exchanging a few messages.

The drama of it all xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone knows we know what he’s looking for (I don’t )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems that nothing has been happening round here for the last 7 hours, either that or all the locals have blocked me already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly just moaning, or asking for meets today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all pretty boring, but apparently the Eastbourne social was good.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Just the usual shite from the usual suspects "looking for fun", "hosting another party"...

The same usual suspects who never pick up a veri and obviously never actually meet anyone...... yaaawwwnnnnn

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Lots of bored people, others sat in lay-bys.

I think there needs to be more entertainment venues around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love these. My favourite a couple looking to meet a qualified accountant to help Mrs with her studies. Must be CIMA registered. "

Is this 'accountant' as in, Tik Tok accountant? You know, where adult workers/performers have 'full time jobs' as 'accountants'?

Does CIMA stand for 'Cum In My Ass' in this instance?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Someone who likes going home to her BF full of another man's cum apparently!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"My local feed is mostly boring stuff "

I second that

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

They're mostly hungover and horny, someone looking for a girl who likes to smoke and have stoned sex...

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

A man with a charming username is advertising himself as a "spunk donor".

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

North west

What a funny thread. Wish I had some of these crackers in my updates

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"A man with a charming username is advertising himself as a "spunk donor".

"

Oh, how generous of him

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife


"Someone is offering school run mums a finger fucking next week should anyone fancy it.

Another guy is complaining that out of 60 messages he got today none of them is suitable.

Is the 60 messages guy super hot? Most men don't get that amount of messages in a day."

Or even a year

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife

I clearly need to add single guys to my news feed... Simply for the comedy/gross out value

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I've just checked mine again. We have a bloke who's in the mood to tongue fuck a puss and finish with a nice cream pie and an unverified guy who has apparently booked 2 dates for tonight and hopes he'll be ruined by the end of the night.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Very quiet, just boobs and your bum op

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Someone is loving life and a couple think it's easier to find a decent builder here than a man to meet.

Miss

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Someone is having a joint fab friend sexy birthday party

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Very quiet, just boobs and your bum op"

Sorry 'bout that

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Very quiet, just boobs and your bum op

Sorry 'bout that "

No need to be sorry

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By *urreyguy34Man
over a year ago

Weybridge


"I've just checked mine again. We have a bloke who's in the mood to tongue fuck a puss and finish with a nice cream pie and an unverified guy who has apparently booked 2 dates for tonight and hopes he'll be ruined by the end of the night."

It’s the same in your local area as in mine! Madness

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Well this is a belter.

A blokes wife has fallen asleep d*unk after a day of drinking. He’s just taken a viagra and doesn’t want it to go to waste. Can anyone help him out.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Meets. Literally just a list of meet offers.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

New photos, meet not many. New members .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people asking for snow...I think I live in nottinghamshires drug capital

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Ooooh, just seen a whopper of a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh, just seen a whopper of a penis."

And i thought I'd put it in private

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Apparently Fab is the House of Commons for illiterates according to one status.

Some woman wants a minimum of 7”.

Mostly face photos otherwise.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

A sexy lady is wishing herself a happy birthday.

The old classic, if you want to have me, you'll have to suck my husband's cock first.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Quite a few booby pics, makes a change

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By *rafficvanMan
over a year ago

Middletown

Nothing about

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Love seeing what random shit is happening elsewhere.

On mine we have a few blokes saying they're free now/asking "today?" etc, one guy desperate to stick his tongue deep inside a wet pussy (tempting, obvs) and another who is kindly reminding all the women that this is a sex site, not a dating site.

What's occurrin' in your neck of the woods?"

Recovering from an op hence the incognito but couldn’t resist a cracking post. Some I can see are:

‘Horn is close to the max right now’ bless hope he got helping hand with that

As for this one yes ladies I have a number form an orderly queue

‘I’m out in my car message me and I’ll come to you 0123456789’

‘Oh baby when you cum, I’m gonna fuck your bum. Footballs coming home again’

interesting

But there’s always that one negative nelly on your feed

‘So i see nothing has changed this site is still full of mannerless ignorant twats which the so called admin actively promote and encourage’

But let’s finish on a funny one hey!

My cock is free to anyone wanting it will even bring it to you ?? Now that is an offer you can’t refuse ladies!!

This was brought to you by your local updates who match your account preferences and location data....I’m so doomed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man has posted pics of his new (and very painful looking) cock piercing.

A lady has had ENORMOUS lips done.

A man is looking for a ladies bottom to tongue fuck.

Another man desperately seeks a lady to sit on his face, and states that he no longer gets erections due to diabetes.

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Some amazing updates here. A little update on my updates feed .

The unverified guy who posted that he had 2 meets lined up for today, later posted that he had 2 group sessions limed up for today. Sure he did...

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think


"Some amazing updates here. A little update on my updates feed .

The unverified guy who posted that he had 2 meets lined up for today, later posted that he had 2 group sessions limed up for today. Sure he did..."

Ooh, that's gotta sting

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Have dancing and stripper on skype - she'll show her moves and sexy gear.

There's a couple wanting to fuck in front of the footy, though you can't touch only watch.

And a real user of the site, wanting sniff and dp.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A "Woman" is looking for FF fun

Someone doesn't want dick pics

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Very young user transparently begging for drugs again. Ugh.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's gone verification crazy here

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

There’s two guys on my local thread that post the same thing every day. It’s a bit boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s two guys on my local thread that post the same thing every day. It’s a bit boring! "

You know if you block them both you won’t see it, unless of course you want to see it everyday.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"There’s two guys on my local thread that post the same thing every day. It’s a bit boring!

You know if you block them both you won’t see it, unless of course you want to see it everyday. "

I’d end up blocking everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is still dogging, another wants a hot sexy wife and a very common one, I'm staying in.... hotel who is free?

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I've got one woman who's hanging today.. hope she means hungover

Loads of couples joined - soon going to leave if they don't figure out filters.

And one bulk deleted mails...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual incoherent misspelt garbage.

How's looking for a meet now.

Glory whole closes in 10 min.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People generally moaning, or treating Fab like FB posts

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

Not a great deal. I think Essex is a fab dead zone lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Loads of cock pics. If you've got a cock why not show it?

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By *678Man
over a year ago

Surrey

Not a lot.

Moved to a new area, hoped the scene would improve a bit..

Absolutely nothing whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly “couples” but only the male half wanting to meet

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Not a great deal. I think Essex is a fab dead zone lol"

I suspect a lot of people think that about their area! I don't know – maybe London feels different?

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By *rafficvanMan
over a year ago

Middletown

Don't seem to have a lot happening close by to me

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Fuck all apart from about 3 girls looking for "pay pigs"

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Today we have:

- A couple with rather self-aggrandising handle "want to meet REAL people privately". Presumably as opposed to all those imaginary people they've been hanging out with.

- Someone asking how many hotlists they're on, with no mention of the usual forum game.

- Someone else asking if facial tattoos are a turn-off.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Phenomenal autocorrect error this morning: User asks if there's anyone genuine to go and do a specific thing at a specific time, and concludes: "or am I living a pipe stem here?"

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Amusingly, in light of recent threads about abusive messages, yesterday there was somebody complaining that everyone on Fab was *too polite*. Hah.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

This morning we have a couple who are only looking for "free thinkers". "Sheeple needn't bother", apparently.

People love to use the internet to tell on themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually snowing in my local area and the canny boys have gathered it up and saved it to sell to.other fabbers

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

This morning there's a couple openly suggesting that people should pay for the privilege of playing with them.

Reported, of course.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

This morning there's a new couples account local to me. They're using candid, face-out photos... except the pictures are of UK porn performers Marc Rose and Summer Rose.

Reported, of course.

Oh, wait: In the time it's taken me to type this, the account's already been nuked. Good work, mods!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A couple want a Lady to accompany them them to Turkey in February. We wonder do they know it'll be cold then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is very hard, but he’s used A LOT of extra consonants, so I think the situation is severe .

Lots of jokes too, of which I’m a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic - free now- cock pic - cock pic - oiled handjob - free now - greedy girls oh yes- free now + hotel room - in the mood for ass

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Love seeing what random shit is happening elsewhere.

On mine we have a few blokes saying they're free now/asking "today?" etc, one guy desperate to stick his tongue deep inside a wet pussy (tempting, obvs) and another who is kindly reminding all the women that this is a sex site, not a dating site.

What's occurrin' in your neck of the woods?"

Same... but got one... his membership runs out tomorrow, so us ladies need to get in fast! Plus one with a cock 'if I need one!'

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A "Woman" said she needs her cunt licked. Unusual language for a "Woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A "Woman" said she needs her cunt licked. Unusual language for a "Woman""

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres alot of married women looking for 'discreet' meets... a hell of alot actually

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Plenty of lovely boobies and bottoms

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By *ackFromTheDead2Man
over a year ago

London/Surrey


"Love seeing what random shit is happening elsewhere.

On mine we have a few blokes saying they're free now/asking "today?" etc, one guy desperate to stick his tongue deep inside a wet pussy (tempting, obvs) and another who is kindly reminding all the women that this is a sex site, not a dating site.

What's occurrin' in your neck of the woods?"

There's a woman in mine who only posts about hating the men who message her & how good the is she smokes. Not sure which is more annoying

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There's a very hopeful man in mine saying he's after 3 or 4 women to join him and the lads for his works do on Wednesday night for around 2 hours. The apartment's already paid for

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By *hilcccMan
over a year ago

West Lancashire

Well…

Jodie needs a master and Joanna says no librarians

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Daryl has lost his bucket (again) and Poundland are having a special on condoms.

(I may have made this up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot really some status updates about lock down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decadent Devon is making everybody cake

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Decadent Devon is making everybody cake "

On Bude beach. Who doesn’t like cake by the ocean?

Cheeky is offering one used set of pube curling tongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite few silver and gold memberships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently some guy wanking with his curtains open and wanting people to come and watch.

Yet another wasted viagra by yet another no show....

A horny commuter, pulled in at a nearby layby looking for a bj...

Standard Dorset morning, I'd say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is asking if anyone has any spare dining chairs they can borrow for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exact location given for some horny lady to pop by for fun in a truck

Cockity cockity cocks...

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

In the last 16 hours apparently nothing!

Either we're all sleepy heads or the world has ended!

Both I guess!

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never seen so many guys wanting to meet in Lancs

Must be the holiday season

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

The queen (not the real queen) is so wet and horny but can’t play today.

The other 32 updates are a mix of NOT MEETING and new accounts

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I don't think anyone locally is actually working! They all need crackers pulling, sacks emptying, oh and discretion. There seems to be a lot of discretion needed right now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one even worth relaying is that someone got up for a pee then couldn't get back to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An awful lot of straight men wanting to be fucked……

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Someone wants a lunch break fuck. A Tv is going dogging, stockings waiting to arrive, wanting to be a cuckold, and tounge dip a pussy. Rounded off with the crimewatch line up of new cock pics.

Lots looking at us, offering eveything we're not looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has morning horn. A bunch of newbies have verifications already and someone else surprised their partner with a toy in each hole so got a face full of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a seasonal one on our local which reads......"Promise not to be 'elfish' this Xmas and I'll make sure YOU cum 1st! LOL"

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Minehead

A few people becoming gold and silver site supporters. A couple looking for an Xmas eve party... some gorgeous photos have been uploaded and a warning about a guy who gets aggressive if you don't reply...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack shit one lady saying she’s not meeting and two looking for bbc welcome to Essex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy needs somewhere to crash on the 22nd. Will eat pussy and/or ass as payment!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well Denise is looking very sexy with no knickers.

A queen took a 10inch dildo last week.

Someone is having morning sex and chatting absolute filth.

Someone is meeting a glory hole tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here in darkest Surrey it’s a definite case of quality over quantity. Can’t see any desperate weirdos.

Or is that because I’m not seeing single guys updates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy needs somewhere to crash on the 22nd. Will eat pussy and/or ass as payment!

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What time does he arrive at yours?

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Someone isn’t into bi guys, a lot of pictures of the female half of a new couple, and many merry Christmas messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone will “pay” you in return for wrapping their presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offers of 420. Photographers. And moaning about no replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 9 local updates and majority is new members or site supporters. From Sunday and earlier.

Swinging/fab is pretty dead in the NW

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

I dont think there's a local update for North West London but if there was it would just say unfriendly people a plenty, ignorance and possibly the worst driving standards of anywhere in the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of dick close ups and men moaning about no replies zzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 15th new account with the same woman’s pictures…god loves a tryer I guess

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

A guy has had a wank before work.

Another is shopping in Ann summers, for himself.

Guy 3 is complaining about the shite that gets posted in the local updates section.

A hotwife is not happy at someone and is going in hard, mediocre sex is mentioned! I suspect its her husband

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

So much cock. So very much cock.

Oh, and one guy who is so fucking naurty. Takes real effort to spell it so badly. Naurty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man has posted a photograph of his penis inserted inside what I presume is a woman’s rectum.

Isn’t it weird how we call anal sex anal sex where anal refers to the anus, but really it’s rectal sex. Just like it’s vaginal penetration not vulva sex.

Will leave you with that thought!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone wants to know if it's too cold for dogging!

Who's telling them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a photograph of a new dildo compared to a can of deodorant. The can is dwarfed.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

LOTS of people wanting to meet this evening and over Xmas.

One wants a birthday blowjob and is looking for the person to produce it

LOTS of new members (probably prepping for another lockdown so getting in all prepared like)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy needs somewhere to crash on the 22nd. Will eat pussy and/or ass as payment!

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I should have said, I'll also lick the perineum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good what's going on in your local updates everyone.

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