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"It’s like Blackpool illuminations in here. (That one was more my dad) " thats an old favourite | |||
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"Who's she? The cats mother?!" Classic | |||
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"I'm sure you were swapped at birth You were born awkward and have been awkward ever since Oi cloth ears, damn well listen when you're being spoken to " Cloth ears . I got that too | |||
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"Put wood in th’ole" That's my mum it's weird because we are in Southampton but my nan was from Durham so it filtered down the generations! | |||
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"I bought you into this world and I can just as easily take you out of it! She had a funny way with discipline." Oooo, I had that one too. | |||
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"Put wood in th’ole" My dad used to say that | |||
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"I bought you into this world and I can just as easily take you out of it! She had a funny way with discipline. Oooo, I had that one too." I actually thought she was serious and capable, it's a miracle I made it to adulthood tbh. | |||
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"I bought you into this world and I can just as easily take you out of it! She had a funny way with discipline. Oooo, I had that one too. I actually thought she was serious and capable, it's a miracle I made it to adulthood tbh." I expected to die at her hands to be truthful. Funnily enough I've ended up in abusive relationships since then. Mental and physical. That's why I ain't bothering anymore. There's clearly deeper residual stuff that I haven't managed to work through or get my head around. I know my fuck you filter doesn't work very well when it comes to people I care about, so safer to just not anyone close enough to allow myself to care for them in any capacity other than "human" | |||
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"If someone asked you to jump of a cliff would you " and so the sport of BASE jumping was born. | |||
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"Me: what's for dinner? Mum: shit with sugar Me: I'm bored Mum: go play on the motorway." | |||
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"Put wood in th’ole That's my mum it's weird because we are in Southampton but my nan was from Durham so it filtered down the generations!" What dose it mean? Southaner here. | |||
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"Your real mum and dad called, they want you back " Lol My two eldest brothers convinced our younger brother that he was an alien visiting earth | |||
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"Me: what's for dinner? Mum: shit with sugar Me: I'm bored Mum: go play on the motorway." The top one was something my mum always said Although to I’m bored I always got told to go tidy my room then | |||
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"Me: what's for dinner? Mum: shit with sugar Me: I'm bored Mum: go play on the motorway." Are we siblings? Motorway of choice was the M6, even though the M62 was nearer as was the m57, depending on which of the dozen odd houses we lived in. | |||
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"Put wood in th’ole That's my mum it's weird because we are in Southampton but my nan was from Durham so it filtered down the generations! What dose it mean? Southaner here. " Close the door ! | |||
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"What did your last servant die of" "Ignorance! So I whipped him to death. Damned insubordinate" Master Bertie Wooster Esq, aged 13 3/4. | |||
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"Don't worry it all comes out in the wash What's for tea? - Shit with sugar on" You got in before me. This is my all time favorite. Haha bless her. | |||
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"My house (dad was there) my rules. This due to girlfriend who I was living with at time. Spending weekend at my parents house. " I forgot to add this was about sharing bedroom . I was 28 then . . | |||
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain*" Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat | |||
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain* Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat " Haha. Magic cream! Oh god I can remember the smell. Believe or not my dad used to gargle the stuff if he had a sire throat. Haha, different times. | |||
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain* Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat Haha. Magic cream! Oh god I can remember the smell. Believe or not my dad used to gargle the stuff if he had a sire throat. Haha, different times." Mine used to do that too! And I remember that milk of magnesia stuff Dad used to make me take shots of if I felt a bit sick. A small bottle was never ending!! You'd glug it, and they'd still be more in the bottle! | |||
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain* Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat Haha. Magic cream! Oh god I can remember the smell. Believe or not my dad used to gargle the stuff if he had a sire throat. Haha, different times. Mine used to do that too! And I remember that milk of magnesia stuff Dad used to make me take shots of if I felt a bit sick. A small bottle was never ending!! You'd glug it, and they'd still be more in the bottle! " So funny. That's 80's first aid for you. Good memories though. | |||
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain* Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat Haha. Magic cream! Oh god I can remember the smell. Believe or not my dad used to gargle the stuff if he had a sire throat. Haha, different times. Mine used to do that too! And I remember that milk of magnesia stuff Dad used to make me take shots of if I felt a bit sick. A small bottle was never ending!! You'd glug it, and they'd still be more in the bottle! So funny. That's 80's first aid for you. Good memories though." And every home had a Tin of Andrews salts | |||
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain*" ..you're lucky, for us it was iodine, you went around for days looking like you had sh.t on your legs. | |||
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