FabSwingers.com forum: Odd things to fuck.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So weve had people shagging inanimate objects.

Such as Keith the Australian that was caught sat in his car full horndogging into a 750mm pasta jar

The Malaysian that decided it was a mighty fine idea to shag a drain pipe.

And not forgetting brit daniel... yes daniel whos possibly on here that was caught having sex with his landrover discovery

Which led me to think... is anyone brave enough to own up to fucking strange things? Maybe a bedknob? Plant pot?

I must admit i pass a vending machine daily thats been giving me the eye... im tempted

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My ex Mrs

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"My ex Mrs

Haha you beat me to it with saying the Ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember reading a newspaper story about a man caught having sex with his bicycle.

And remember that TV show where they were marrying walls ? I wonder if they consummated the marriages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairbrush.. we've all done it ladies!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wasn’t there something about a man seeing how many creme eggs he could stuff up his bum? Or did I dream that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I remember reading a newspaper story about a man caught having sex with his bicycle.

And remember that TV show where they were marrying walls ? I wonder if they consummated the marriages. "

Ahhhh now then... glory holes.. kinda like fucking a wall

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Nope! Can you remember the guy who put Creme Egga up his bum?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nope! Can you remember the guy who put Creme Egga up his bum?"

Ahhhh I didn’t dream it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wasn’t there something about a man seeing how many creme eggs he could stuff up his bum? Or did I dream that

Ahhh good old bruce from Lancashire

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The towball incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely not brave enough to own up to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex Mrs

Haha you beat me to it with saying the Ex

You banged his ex? Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm definitely not brave enough to own up to it

Oh do tell... was it a pelican beak?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

In my youth I read something about fashioning a toilet roll holder masterbator, so I made it, got myself ready, but then it didn't really fit and ripped the toilet roll holder. So nearly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The towball incident

I wish i knew the name of that thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my youth I read something about fashioning a toilet roll holder masterbator, so I made it, got myself ready, but then it didn't really fit and ripped the toilet roll holder. So nearly. "

Gold star for effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The towball incident

I wish i knew the name of that thread!

Ahhh yes, i remember it well that may need a resurrection

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I used to hump my pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.

I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A 6ft curtain pole....well you could say it fucked me but I had to put all the effort in myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.

I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!

...that's the washer, not the dog!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The towball incident

I wish i knew the name of that thread!

What thread??!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there are some tree shaggers out there and I read an article about a guy who married a train station. Not sure how that would work though

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.

I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!

...that's the washer, not the dog!!!

. That made me laugh out loud

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.

I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!

...that's the washer, not the dog!!!

I nearly ch*ked on my coffee then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often feel like rubbing myself up against a chair leg, but I haven't fucked one

YET!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.

I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!

...that's the washer, not the dog!!!

I nearly ch*ked on my coffee then"

Haha.... me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a newspaper article about a guy who tried to sue Aldi because he burnt his cock shagging one of there lasagnas.

Must be true

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By *ylonistMan
over a year ago

Worksop

Empty toilet roll holder along with creme eggs

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

My moped seat as I was riding along some quiet country roads way back when I was 16 looking for every bump in the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plush panda... speaking not from experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who tried to sue Gregg's after he burnt his cock shagging one of there pasties.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"The man who tried to sue Gregg's after he burnt his cock shagging one of there pasties. "

It was a steak bake and I regret it every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best i ever heard was a guy trying to have sex with a food trolley on a train.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really "fucked" but... Electric toothbrush

Her x

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By *ream2972TV/TS
over a year ago

newquay

A watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I seen some good ones on euro trash years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairbrush.. we've all done it ladies!"

Not just the ladies

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Hairbrush.. we've all done it ladies!

Not just the ladies

Not bristle end first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairbrush.. we've all done it ladies!

Not just the ladies

Not bristle end first

My arse isn't *that* hairy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Hairbrush.. we've all done it ladies!

Not just the ladies

Not bristle end first

My arse isn't *that* hairy

Always good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairbrush.. we've all done it ladies!

Not just the ladies

Not bristle end first

My arse isn't *that* hairy

Always good to know

Forewarned is forearmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairbrush.. we've all done it ladies!

Not just the ladies

Not bristle end first

My arse isn't *that* hairy

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"A 6ft curtain pole....well you could say it fucked me but I had to put all the effort in myself

The scare crow came to mind from howls moving castle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The number 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The number 5"

That's lucky - I'm number 6.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A tree

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I read about a Japanese guy the other day, married an insect (wanna say a cicada) and when it died, he honoured her by eating the damn thing.

But, they never had sex - so it wasn't weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was working in a sex shop in Paris we get lots of new stuffs for our customers. I was unpacking our delivery when I saw a doll like woman head for blow job, just the head. So late at night I had to try it, to see what it’s like…kind of weird but at the end manage to sell one or two I think…

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

I did hear of an English vicar who got a lightbulb stuck up his bum and had to go to A&E

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I did hear of an English vicar who got a lightbulb stuck up his bum and had to go to A&E

There's an x-ray somewhere of a pickle jar up there

Not mine, I hasten to add!

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