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"Put it in the cupboard where it lives but you wanted to eat it?! Hahah ![]() Noo ![]() | |||
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"Is it possible you have a wonderful household pet who may have taken advantage of the situation?" You know him ![]() | |||
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"What shape is this loaf of which you speak? " She showed me. It's kinda long and wide with two spheres at one end. | |||
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"You've sat on it thinking it was a cushion" Is it up my bum ![]() | |||
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"What shape is this loaf of which you speak? " One of those co op sourdough fresh ones. It DEFINITELY won’t fit up there ![]() | |||
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"What shape is this loaf of which you speak? She showed me. It's kinda long and wide with two spheres at one end." Then I think the answer may be obvious! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You've sat on it thinking it was a cushion Is it up my bum ![]() If it is, this would be the first time I've been jealous of bread ![]() | |||
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"You've sat on it thinking it was a cushion Is it up my bum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I know who moved your cheese but not your bread, I’m afraid." Who moved my cheese ![]() | |||
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"What shape is this loaf of which you speak? She showed me. It's kinda long and wide with two spheres at one end. Then I think the answer may be obvious! ![]() ![]() I wonder if she will let me check..... ![]() | |||
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"I know who moved your cheese but not your bread, I’m afraid. Who moved my cheese ![]() It was either Sniff, Scurry, Hem or Haw. Definitely one of them. ![]() | |||
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"It grew lega got a taxi went airport stole some duty free perfume and now sells burgers in San Francisco " Legs | |||
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"I know who moved your cheese but not your bread, I’m afraid. Who moved my cheese ![]() Are you sure you're in your kitchen and not someone else's? | |||
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"It grew lega got a taxi went airport stole some duty free perfume and now sells burgers in San Francisco Legs " The bread not me | |||
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"What shape is this loaf of which you speak? She showed me. It's kinda long and wide with two spheres at one end. Then I think the answer may be obvious! ![]() ![]() ![]() It's called SHARING!! ![]() | |||
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"You've put it in the fridge whilst distracted " You beauty ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"From what I've heard,lost things are usually found in the fridge. ![]() It was ![]() | |||
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"What shape is this loaf of which you speak? She showed me. It's kinda long and wide with two spheres at one end. Then I think the answer may be obvious! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only because it’s you ![]() | |||
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"What shape is this loaf of which you speak? She showed me. It's kinda long and wide with two spheres at one end. Then I think the answer may be obvious! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Too good to me ![]() | |||
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"From what I've heard,lost things are usually found in the fridge. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Um, you know the baggy saggy foof thread from last night? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Um, you know the baggy saggy foof thread from last night? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I tried, but I couldn’t get it past the kitchen sink that’s already up there ![]() | |||
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"Um, you know the baggy saggy foof thread from last night? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Coffee just came out of my nose..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Um, you know the baggy saggy foof thread from last night? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() S'ok I spat my irn bru as well rifl | |||
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"Um, you know the baggy saggy foof thread from last night? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We are so classy! | |||
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"You took the saying 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough' far too literally Angel ![]() ![]() Ooh, it’d be a bit scratchy though, it’s a multi grain seeded thingy ![]() | |||
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"Um, you know the baggy saggy foof thread from last night? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are #lifegoals #classywenchesinnit | |||
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"You took the saying 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough' far too literally Angel ![]() ![]() ![]() #dotted for extra pleasure# ![]() | |||
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"You took the saying 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough' far too literally Angel ![]() ![]() ![]() You've not watched enough porn if you think this.....#cactusfanny ![]() | |||
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"You took the saying 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough' far too literally Angel ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() #seedspeedoutfordays | |||
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"You took the saying 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough' far too literally Angel ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Funnily enough, cactus fanny has never been one of my porn searches ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You took the saying 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough' far too literally Angel ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wtf? You're not meant to be sticking it in the pee hole! | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() I’m pretty sure a spider has taken up residence in my slow cooker ![]() | |||
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"watch you don't get a yeast infection don't know how this joke works but fuck it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You took the saying 'everything is a dildo if you're brave enough' far too literally Angel ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ohh ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() #euphemism | |||
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"Is my bread. I haven’t left the room, but I can’t find the yummy sourdough loaf I just put down Any suggestions please? " The lobsters have ran off with it and snaffled it down. | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() Sounds like the cobwebs need blowing away | |||
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"Is my bread. I haven’t left the room, but I can’t find the yummy sourdough loaf I just put down Any suggestions please? The lobsters have ran off with it and snaffled it down." Well that’s your bloody fault. You should have make your knob cheese Thermidor and eaten them by now ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() From my slow cooker ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() Well yeah. What do you think I was getting at? ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() #anothereuphemism | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() You're a bad influence | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() Like you need any encouraging ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah. I'm the sweet n innocent one. (Which is worrying for her) | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm a bloody ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() Christ on a bike! Is this true? | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() *nods True story ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() I bet he’s ate your bread ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do not believe her, I am sweet and innocent ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Leggy little bastard | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *Cough* bullshit *cough* ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me and you really need some cough medicine. | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But I'm so good ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have something to soothe both of your throats. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() At being bad? | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() At being REALLY REALLY good (at being bad) | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You both have completely the wrong impression of me ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So basically you're both trouble right? | |||
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"Has the bread turned up yet? ![]() She either found it in the fridge, her foof or urethra. It's not quite certain at this point..... | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes sir. We are. The best kind ![]() | |||
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"Has the bread turned up yet? ![]() Princess peach saved me, and if she hadn’t, sensual would have. Some dickhead put it in the fridge (me) | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So don’t ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well there's a party in my pants and i have three invites ![]() | |||
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"I keep my bread in the slow cooker check there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Do do do! | |||
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"Has the bread turned up yet? ![]() Cool ![]() | |||
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