FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever come home with something after a night out

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

When in forces often got back to base with cones as it was in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught the clap once, if that’s what you mean?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish n chips.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

The shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The shits

Stop rimming then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex military here.

Every time we went out we took something. Sometimes very unwisely and got into much trouble for it, spent some time in the glass house at colchester.

I did steal the station commanders parking sign about 4 or 5 weeks on the bounce once after the thursday night bop. That didn't go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the above!"

That was a hell of a night!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Ex military here.

Every time we went out we took something. Sometimes very unwisely and got into much trouble for it, spent some time in the glass house at colchester.

I did steal the station commanders parking sign about 4 or 5 weeks on the bounce once after the thursday night bop. That didn't go down well

"
great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of the above!

That was a hell of a night!

I forgot to mention…. Not all on the same night looool

That’s like a script from the Hangover lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A few things normally just found in the road or on the path, street sign, no entry sign, hub caps, a bicycle seat, injured bird, glass to name a few …... long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Herpes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crabs i called tge first 2 bill and ted then i melted them

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Sainsburys shopping trolley which me and ma mate pushed back from Derby City Centre to Little Eaton (about 4 miles), used a grinder to cut it up and make a barbecue out of it the next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ex military here.

Every time we went out we took something. Sometimes very unwisely and got into much trouble for it, spent some time in the glass house at colchester.

I did steal the station commanders parking sign about 4 or 5 weeks on the bounce once after the thursday night bop. That didn't go down well

We stole our QMs bicycle wheels.... sober and during working hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A desperately full bladder from too much alcohol

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"A man "

beat me to it so ill have to go with chicken burger in my pocket.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Somebody's number and I completely thought it was somebody else's ( sadly not the person it actually was)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A canvas oil painting over my head !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit different but one night a guy I was witj came back with a broken nose.

We had been out drinking all day, cycled down into the local town about 5 miles away. Decided to cycle back very late at night.

Going along nicely and all of a sudden the guy next to me wasnt there, just gone. Turned back and found him on the floor.

We had rode past a field with horses in, horse had its head out over the hedge and he rode straight into it, took him out and smashed his nose up.

Funniest thing I've ever seen

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A bit different but one night a guy I was witj came back with a broken nose.

We had been out drinking all day, cycled down into the local town about 5 miles away. Decided to cycle back very late at night.

Going along nicely and all of a sudden the guy next to me wasnt there, just gone. Turned back and found him on the floor.

We had rode past a field with horses in, horse had its head out over the hedge and he rode straight into it, took him out and smashed his nose up.

Funniest thing I've ever seen

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wow couldn't make it up

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"A bit different but one night a guy I was witj came back with a broken nose.

We had been out drinking all day, cycled down into the local town about 5 miles away. Decided to cycle back very late at night.

Going along nicely and all of a sudden the guy next to me wasnt there, just gone. Turned back and found him on the floor.

We had rode past a field with horses in, horse had its head out over the hedge and he rode straight into it, took him out and smashed his nose up.

Funniest thing I've ever seen

Was the horse ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An undeserved smug sense of achievement.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I came home with a broken coccyx once after a night out. Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A police man

best night out souvenir ever

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Couple of black eyes

Tambourine

People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually glass's from pubs.. Pub kleptomania is a thing...

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A Christmas tree, not our finest moment but in our defence it was a very nice Christmas tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathtub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shits

impressive

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Cleaning teenage daughters room found 2road signs hidden the red ones with white writing x

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Road signs, traffic cones, cheesy chips, garden gnomes, glasses from bars, beer mats

I miss student days

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I've come home with crabs, after bumping into a pal of mine who is a lobster fisherman, and very tasty they were the next day after being boiled, and left to cool down.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

My husband

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A roll of "Police - do not cross" tape

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *r MisbehaviourMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Once came home with all the things I went out with

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My ex, a tree, traffic cones..plants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife, after a very heavy night out we got a taxi home, when I woke up in the morning in the lounge, the taxi driver was still there, in bed with my wife.

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"My wife, after a very heavy night out we got a taxi home, when I woke up in the morning in the lounge, the taxi driver was still there, in bed with my wife."

Now that sounds like a story that needs expanding upon.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I came back with a 10 pinter once. I had to chew my own arm off to sneak out at 5 in the morning

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By *r MisbehaviourMan
over a year ago

Guildford

A bus stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roof rack, A dyson Hoover, The wrong jacket, My mates Aunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ex military here.

Every time we went out we took something. Sometimes very unwisely and got into much trouble for it, spent some time in the glass house at colchester.

I did steal the station commanders parking sign about 4 or 5 weeks on the bounce once after the thursday night bop. That didn't go down well

The Badge's pace stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic cones and skip lights. Before skip lights ended up getting locked onto the skips. I had loads. Wasn’t an accomplished night out unless I came back with one or the other.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

When I was young I lived in a flat with 2 girls. We always came home from nightsout with loo rolls in our bags. Don't think we ever bought any over the 12 months we lived there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife, after a very heavy night out we got a taxi home, when I woke up in the morning in the lounge, the taxi driver was still there, in bed with my wife.

Now that sounds like a story that needs expanding upon."

One of many lol

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A pair of eyelashes and false teeth in my pocket with a light saber strapped to my waist

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