FabSwingers.com forum: Bear on the loose in Montana

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t possibly believe this is true. Is there any sort of source for this OP? Has it been in, I don’t know, anything like the news lately?

I’m guessing you wouldn’t just make this up, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet itwas a dracula and its a cover up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t possibly believe this is true. Is there any sort of source for this OP? Has it been in, I don’t know, anything like the news lately?

I’m guessing you wouldn’t just make this up, right? "

I did actually see this on the news, and once a bear attacks they are usually hunted and killed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more "

Sounds like the trailer for Twilight Saga

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Vampire

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I can’t possibly believe this is true. Is there any sort of source for this OP? Has it been in, I don’t know, anything like the news lately?

I’m guessing you wouldn’t just make this up, right? "

Bizarre but true…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play a game with myself I’m the forum. Guess the OP based on the thread title.

I always win when Tom posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t possibly believe this is true. Is there any sort of source for this OP? Has it been in, I don’t know, anything like the news lately?

I’m guessing you wouldn’t just make this up, right?

I did actually see this on the news, and once a bear attacks they are usually hunted and killed"

Fun fact* : bears can smell up to 80 miles away

(*or so I was once told, although I’ve never actually independently fact verified this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Once they taste human blood they want more "

Really?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I play a game with myself I’m the forum. Guess the OP based on the thread title.

I always win when Tom posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t possibly believe this is true. Is there any sort of source for this OP? Has it been in, I don’t know, anything like the news lately?

I’m guessing you wouldn’t just make this up, right?

I did actually see this on the news, and once a bear attacks they are usually hunted and killed

Fun fact* : bears can smell up to 80 miles away

(*or so I was once told, although I’ve never actually independently fact verified this)"

Yeah, but they smell worse when you're near them

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The bear literally attacked the poor lady while she was sleeping in her tent. It's in lots of papers including the New York times. I started researching this and even found a piece by an ex SAS soldier giving tips on how to survive in bear country and what to do if you come across a bear and how to camp more safely. Cases are on the rise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bear isn't on the loose Tom, he's in his own back yard.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I can’t possibly believe this is true. Is there any sort of source for this OP? Has it been in, I don’t know, anything like the news lately?

I’m guessing you wouldn’t just make this up, right?

I did actually see this on the news, and once a bear attacks they are usually hunted and killed"

Be great if the Bears decided that every time a human shoot's and kills a bear for "fun" all the Bears hunt down the human and eat them.

Honestly I don't get why the shock "breaking news"

Woman goes camping in a wild area with wild bear's and gets attacked.

It's kinda like being surprised at

"Breaking news"

Man walks in fast lane of a motorway and gets killed.

How can this happen ban all car's.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

That’s nothing. I had a Moose, Loose, About this Hoose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure we have to worry about that bear here in the UK.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Anyone that goes camping with a can of “bear spray” has accepted the risk.

On a supplementary note, if it is proven that bears prefer to eat cyclists, I wonder what the possibility of getting them reintroduced to the UK is?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

On a supplementary note, if it is proven that bears prefer to eat cyclists, I wonder what the possibility of getting them reintroduced to the UK is? "

Not a good idea as it is also proven they prefer to eat nurses and our NHS is already short staffed.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

You go into their territory you’ve got to expect it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

On a supplementary note, if it is proven that bears prefer to eat cyclists, I wonder what the possibility of getting them reintroduced to the UK is?

Not a good idea as it is also proven they prefer to eat nurses and our NHS is already short staffed. "

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bear isn't on the loose Tom, he's in his own back yard."

Exactly this,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cycling nurses need to be careful then...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cycling nurses need to be careful then...

Exactly. Look what happened to the cycling nurse in Montana

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more "

Authorities are blood suckers Tom ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

On a supplementary note, if it is proven that bears prefer to eat cyclists, I wonder what the possibility of getting them reintroduced to the UK is?

Not a good idea as it is also proven they prefer to eat nurses and our NHS is already short staffed.

Bugger "

It's manners to ask them first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seem the doc grizzly man?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Well looking at the news reports the bear came into the camp but was scared off. The campers THEN removed the food they had inside their tents and went back to sleep and the bear returned later and dragged the woman from her tent, she died.

Looks like the bear was attracted to the smell of food from inside their tents so went looking for it. That's why you are meant to store your food away from the camp in bear territory.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have read a book that describes how to combat bears in the wild...ten lessons.. a

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"I can’t possibly believe this is true. Is there any sort of source for this OP? Has it been in, I don’t know, anything like the news lately?

I’m guessing you wouldn’t just make this up, right? "

It's true I saw it on line...it's a Grizzly Bear ...they where all camping whilst doing some thing for charity near where they all are...it had already visited the camp site once...it then came back and dragged her out of her tent...the rest of them managed to get rid of the bear with a spray, must have been bloody awful for them especially the poor women. They are looking for it to kill it....that's shocking too

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Anyone seem the doc grizzly man? "

Yes I watched this doc', and I also remember a film from years ago called 'Grizzly Bear'...

Truly made me jump when the mans dead mauled body fell out of the cabin rafters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get bears all the time. There was a attack recently that it killed the family dog. If you in bear country you are considered a snack unless you are prepared. Not the bears fault.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"We get bears all the time. There was a attack recently that it killed the family dog. If you in bear country you are considered a snack unless you are prepared. Not the bears fault."

I am guessing that's why you need a side arm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get bears all the time. There was a attack recently that it killed the family dog. If you in bear country you are considered a snack unless you are prepared. Not the bears fault.

I am guessing that's why you need a side arm.."

One of the main reasons. Kind of foolish to trust sleeping in bear domains without considering the consequences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not really a nature fan are you Tom? Today it's bears, before it was sharks. Top predators will sometimes mistake humans for their prey, they aren't mindless killers though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bears are native to Montana, hardly on the loose..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You're not really a nature fan are you Tom? Today it's bears, before it was sharks. Top predators will sometimes mistake humans for their prey, they aren't mindless killers though."

So if it's you or the bear then who would you rather survive..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never sleep with your food is the rule in bear country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not really a nature fan are you Tom? Today it's bears, before it was sharks. Top predators will sometimes mistake humans for their prey, they aren't mindless killers though.

So if it's you or the bear then who would you rather survive..

Not the point. We should respect nature and not walk mindlessly into their habitat.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"You're not really a nature fan are you Tom? Today it's bears, before it was sharks. Top predators will sometimes mistake humans for their prey, they aren't mindless killers though.

So if it's you or the bear then who would you rather survive..

Not the point. We should respect nature and not walk mindlessly into their habitat. "

So stay in the city ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bears are native to Montana, hardly on the loose.."

We get Blackbears constantly so if you not prepared for that situation you could become a victim.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more "

Yes, authorities are certainly a blood thirsty bunch...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Never sleep with your food is the rule in bear country. "

But what if your desperate to shag a quiche?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not really a nature fan are you Tom? Today it's bears, before it was sharks. Top predators will sometimes mistake humans for their prey, they aren't mindless killers though.

So if it's you or the bear then who would you rather survive..

Not the point. We should respect nature and not walk mindlessly into their habitat.

So stay in the city ?"

Basically. Or at the very least, if I'm going to walk through bear country, I'll take a lot of care. Attacks of this nature happen so rarely because local people normally respect the animals and understand how to live at peace with them. I'm not saying I know how, as there aren't bears in the UK (we hunted them to nothing many years ago I believe, aren't we wonderful) but I would follow the advice of experts.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have read the survival book on how to camp in bear country...

Follow those rules and you should be ok.. ten simple rules...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bears are native to Montana, hardly on the loose..

We get Blackbears constantly so if you not prepared for that situation you could become a victim. "

I carry my Glock all the time. Especially when momma bears are out with the Cubs. I try and avoid at all costs. But sometimes you have to scare them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never sleep with your food is the rule in bear country.

But what if your desperate to shag a quiche?"

Get someone in to do a good clean up of your egg knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more "

And in other news a guy from Essex is making an idiot of himself

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

And in other news a guy from Essex is making an idiot of himself"

And his name is.. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They killed the bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone seem the doc grizzly man?

Yes I watched this doc', and I also remember a film from years ago called 'Grizzly Bear'...

Truly made me jump when the mans dead mauled body fell out of the cabin rafters...

Worth checking out?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"They killed the bear."

Did they get the right bear ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

And in other news a guy from Essex is making an idiot of himself"

Why is everyone hating on Tom tonight?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

And in other news a guy from Essex is making an idiot of himself

Why is everyone hating on Tom tonight?!

Every one???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They killed the bear.

Did they get the right bear ?"

They took dna to confirm.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

And in other news a guy from Essex is making an idiot of himself

Why is everyone hating on Tom tonight?!

It goes with the Territory..

You have Bear Territory

You have Tom Territoy..

I am sad for the bear...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

And in other news a guy from Essex is making an idiot of himself

Why is everyone hating on Tom tonight?!

Every one???"

Ok 2 people that I've seen so far lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

And in other news a guy from Essex is making an idiot of himself

Why is everyone hating on Tom tonight?!

Every one???

Ok 2 people that I've seen so far lol "
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They even dedicated a thread to Tom tonight..

He is fine..

But genuinely.. sorry the bear been shot..

He was just being.. a wild bear..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They even dedicated a thread to Tom tonight..

He is fine..

But genuinely.. sorry the bear been shot..

He was just being.. a wild bear..

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They even dedicated a thread to Tom tonight..

He is fine..

But genuinely.. sorry the bear been shot..

He was just being.. a wild bear..

Report said they used bear spray.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"They even dedicated a thread to Tom tonight..

He is fine..

But genuinely.. sorry the bear been shot..

He was just being.. a wild bear..

Report said they used bear spray."

What does the bear spray do..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose in me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Loose in me

I thought you where getting hairier

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The bear survival book taught me ten lessons..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose in me

I thought you where getting hairier

I need some growl emoji

Grrrrrrrr

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more "

Did he have a little hat on?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

Did he have a little hat on?"

Shoosh Lionel

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

Did he have a little hat on?

Shoosh Lionel "

Shoosh?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Loose in me

I thought you where getting hairier

I need some growl emoji

Grrrrrrrr

Bring me the honey

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A bear attaked a lady And is being hunted by authorities..

Once they taste human blood they want more

Did he have a little hat on?

Shoosh Lionel

Shoosh?"

Yes Shoosh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose in me

I thought you where getting hairier

I need some growl emoji

Grrrrrrrr

Bring me the honey

Honey set out your bins they come running at 3am. We had to get bear boxes. I do love the momma bears watching them with Cubs are a sight to see. The Cubs are extremely curious. We had a bruin on our front porch he kept setting off our ring alarm. It's OK annoying sometimes but if you respect what they can do there is generally no issues. They fun to have around. Racoons on the other hand is a different story.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Loose in me

I thought you where getting hairier

I need some growl emoji

Grrrrrrrr

Bring me the honey

Racoons.. ?

What's the issue with racoons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loose in me

I thought you where getting hairier

I need some growl emoji

Grrrrrrrr

Bring me the honey

Racoons.. ?

What's the issue with racoons?"

Lol they get into everything super smart their intelligence amazes me. I left a can of spam out by accident. They key kind. They used the key to open it. They have very good deductive reasoning.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Like our squirrels ?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

British friends of mine had a B&B business (or Inn) in Vermont, in a ski resort area, for 15 years.

Bears were regular visitors especially in heavy snow conditions, trying to get into the rubbish bins.

One morning after serving breakfasts to guests, whilst her husband was working in the kitchen, my friend took her dog for a walk on the nearby hill.

She was confronted by a wildlife ranger who asked her what the hell she was doing? Had she not listened to local news? She explained she & husband had only taken over 2 months ago.

He explained, a pack of wolves were nearby, and had already attacked a dog, plus seriously injuring the dog's owner. As he spoke, he spotted the Pack about 500 yds away. He radioed for help, which arrived promptly to get her off the hillside.

She learnt very quickly just how dangerous it was there. But the worst animal were the Skunks. If they got disturbed, their sprayed liquid took weeks to clean and such an awful smell.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Blimey.. it's bloomin dangerous in the wilderness

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"The bear literally attacked the poor lady while she was sleeping in her tent. It's in lots of papers including the New York times. I started researching this and even found a piece by an ex SAS soldier giving tips on how to survive in bear country and what to do if you come across a bear and how to camp more safely. Cases are on the rise "

Sounds Grizzly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"British friends of mine had a B&B business (or Inn) in Vermont, in a ski resort area, for 15 years.

Bears were regular visitors especially in heavy snow conditions, trying to get into the rubbish bins.

One morning after serving breakfasts to guests, whilst her husband was working in the kitchen, my friend took her dog for a walk on the nearby hill.

She was confronted by a wildlife ranger who asked her what the hell she was doing? Had she not listened to local news? She explained she & husband had only taken over 2 months ago.

She learnt very quickly just how dangerous it was there. But the worst animal were the Skunks. If they got disturbed, their sprayed liquid took weeks to clean and such an awful smell."

Lol skunks my dogs haven't learn their lessons yet. Our daschund is the asshole that instigates. He does not care if he gets sprayed. Tomato juice and baking soda at least 5 times a year.

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