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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Was driving through Bolton the other day drove through a place called nob end got me thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The porn star Cathy Barry lives (or used to, at least) on Cock Road. True story.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There is a place in the West Midlands called, Bell End(!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be careful when driving through the New Forest , you can get “Sandy Balls” there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pass a road most days called 'wide shaft' it makes me smile

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fanny Street in Cardiff is a good one.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s a Slag Lane near me

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

There’s a place called Cock Bank in Wrexham, never been there but think it’s only small! Miss PC

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"There is a place in the West Midlands called, Bell End(!) "

And if you look on maps.... Its off Mincing Lane....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a road in very posh Barnt Green called Twatling Road!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"There is a road in very posh Barnt Green called Twatling Road! "
do tailings live on there xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"There is a road in very posh Barnt Green called Twatling Road! do tailings live on there xx "
sorry should of said twatlings

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

One of my faves and drove through it today..

village called ‘Three Holes’ in Cambridgeshire..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was driving through Bolton the other day drove through a place called nob end got me thinking"
there is a street not so far in a neighbouring town to me called Bell End!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penistone

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cockfosters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And also in a local neighbouring town… Titty Ho

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Ramsbottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a place in the West Midlands called, Bell End(!) "

Hahah see my post… I can confirm this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little village in Donegal called Muff….. yes apparently they have a diving school

Mrs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a nice walk from Clifton country park you walk over to the Marina to the left hand end and cross the Irwell over the bridge at what’s colloquially known as Balls bend. Then you walk heading towards Ringley village on to Nob end, if you carry on far enough you finish in Tongue fold.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cockermouth is one of my favourites.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Wetwang in North Yorkshire

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Dick lane in Bradford, West Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know of a Secks Drive

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I often go up Fags road near Heathrow

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

There's a village in North Lanarkshire called Bonkle.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cockermouth cockerburn and undercarriage

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Chorlton-Cum-Hardy in Manchester always makes me laugh

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Chorlton-Cum-Hardy in Manchester always makes me laugh "

That’s right near where I am

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Chorlton-Cum-Hardy in Manchester always makes me laugh

That’s right near where I am "

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Fingering Hoe in Essex..

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Caulkerbush in Dumfries and Galloway

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Fanny Moor Lane in Huddersfield

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Chorlton-Cum-Hardy in Manchester always makes me laugh

That’s right near where I am

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never think of there I am in Stockport xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Chorlton-Cum-Hardy in Manchester always makes me laugh

That’s right near where I am "

always forget about Chorlton near me in Stockport

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pratts Bottom

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Land of nod in east Yorkshire

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By *eivers101Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Ecclefechan

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fingringhoe

Colchester

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Shaggy Calf Lane

Slough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth

Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff Co Donegal and there is a diving club there called the Muff diving club. Im not making this up Google it if you don't believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blueball Pennsylvania

Intercourse Pennsylvania.

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Flash lane is very near me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sluts wood

Ryh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always found Wapping amusing.

I'm not sure you can still get arrested for Dorking tho.

Tooting Bec might land you in trouble, she doesn't like it.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

There is a "Dildo" in Newfoundland.

"Come By Chance" in Newfoundland.

"Blow Me Down" in New foundland

But my favourite:-

"Lake Minnewanka in Alberta".

They are all in Cannada! If you don't believe me then Google them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a place but we have the well hung meat company up the roaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell End, Sharnbrook Bedfordshire

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Minge lane Worcestershire always makes me laugh

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Upperthong & netherthong west Yorkshire

There is a nicker brow near us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cockfosters "

Aint that the other end of the Heathrow line!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cockfosters

Aint that the other end of the Heathrow line!! "

I’ve got an Oyster card… get me that far??

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"Penistone"

Some years ago we bought a racing car which was sponsored by a company called Penistone Hard Metals and was signwritten accordingly.

Our Saturday boy was give the task of removing the said signwriting, armed with T cut he set about the task, half an hour later he said he had finished, we went to inspect his work and were confronted by the words PENIS ON HARD on both sides of the car

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Pratt’s Bottom near me in Kent.

J

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By *rMrsB.Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Cock Lane in Wakefield x

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

6 Mile Bottom in Cambridgeshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cockfosters "

I always giggle like a child on the tube when I hear this

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By *r MisbehaviourMan
over a year ago

Guildford

There’s a place in Surrey called Stiff Alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twatt.

It’s in Orkney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wangford

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

St Gregory's back passage in Edinburgh and also Butt's wynd in St Andrews made me giggle when I went to Scotland a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cox in Devon. Always makes me chuckle when I see the signs

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

We all know, Studland beach.

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By *ream2972TV/TS
over a year ago

newquay


"There is a "Dildo" in Newfoundland.

"Come By Chance" in Newfoundland.

"Blow Me Down" in New foundland

But my favourite:-

"Lake Minnewanka in Alberta".

They are all in Cannada! If you don't believe me then Google them...."

On Vancouver Island there is a Qualicum bay which is just up the road from Fanny bay and there is a Tillicum in Alberta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Cornwall we have Brown Willy, Cocks, Booby's Bay and Come to Good ...

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By *umpybumpyMan
over a year ago

Newport

Pretty sure there’s a hill called Lord Hereford’s knob in the West Midlands…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a place but we have the well hung meat company up the roaf"

There’s a bar called Balls Deep in Liverpool apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge Lane, Upton, Worcs

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Hackballscross on the Irish border

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny Avenue, in our village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Funniest ever though has to be Cockermouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive past Fallinge Fold regularly.

Yes I have stopped for a selfie.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gays lane in Hampshire.

There's also a small village in deepest Devon called

Fuck-my-wife-in her-arsehole whilst I ye olde watche.

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By *eloton40Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Surprised Cockermouth hasn't been mentioned

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Most places have a shag pile

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

There's a virgins lane in litherland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth in Cumbria is the naughtiest name

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

There used to be a pub near Liverpool football ground called the cockwell inn

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie


"A little village in Donegal called Muff….. yes apparently they have a diving school

Mrs"

You are right, we are both members of the Muff Diving Club. They were aiming to be the largest club in the world

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

There used to be a Gropecunt Lane near Cheapside in London - and in other cities too, I believe. I think that might be a winner.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Effin in limerick

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By *nthony dugganMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Muff

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"There used to be a Gropecunt Lane near Cheapside in London - and in other cities too, I believe. I think that might be a winner. "

That was (during a certain period) the common name for where prostitutes resided

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Three cocks

Lord Herefords Knob

Two local attractions!

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You can buy a world map of rude place names, last year i read about a guy who is touring the UK's rude sounding places on a 20mph twist and go motorbike, its a couple of thousand mile journey and hes doing it to raise money for cancer research, he had well smashed his target last time i read.

I talked my ex into giving me a blowjob in the car in the outskirts of cockermouth on a weekend away, the next day we ended up in Cockshot Point on the outskits of Bowness, she performed the honours there too, it would have been rude not to

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton


"Was driving through Bolton the other day drove through a place called nob end got me thinking"

Good place for open air sex so I’m told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingering Hoe in Essex.. "

It's one word and spelt slightly different lol

Fingringhoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey cock Lane. Colchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt Road. Colchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls green. Colchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddlers folly. Colchester.

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

Wilsford cum Lake.

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By *i_Blonde_BabeWoman
over a year ago

cardiff or just passing through

Bully Hole Bottom in SE Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pass a road most days called 'wide shaft' it makes me smile "

In swad, next to Oakland's

Always makes us chuckle.

There's a bells end road in Walton.

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By *azzler000Man
over a year ago

hull

Check my pics out. I have one at the village sign to - Rimswell

I couldn’t help myself lol

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Fanny's grove near Clumber park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The actual place in Pennsylvania where Phil the groundhog famously predicts winter's end - immortalised in the the film Groundhog Day of course - is called Gobbler's Knob

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Was once going to buy a house in Penistone. It's a lovely place

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I nearly bought a house in cockering lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a beaver st in new York. And funny to say

Saskatchawen

Where's there's a prince Albert town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiterton?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's Shilbottle on the A1, which is frequently defaced to Shitbottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a Swallow business park in Upper dicker, near Hailsham - first time I sent a delivery there, I thought my client was having me on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Pornic in France

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often used to see the sign for Wankem, not far from the Dutch border in Germany. Used to make me wonder if it was worth stopping off lol

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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry Shropshire

There is a village called cockshutt in Shropshire.

In Shrewsbury a street called Grope Lane.

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

Upperthong, near Holmfirth

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

Twatt. There’s both one on the Orkneys and the Shetlands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Scotland we have Blackdikes, Backside, Ballownie, Assloss, Ardgay, Twatt, Hell and Purgatory, Brokenwynd, Butts Wynd. In Skye there’s Peighinn an Eas - Peiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown Willy in Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth is near me

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

There's a Peniston near us and i think we should move there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a butts green lane near me, and a pratts bottom

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Wood End. Coventry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We cum tit village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff in Donegal

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By *r WhispererMan
over a year ago

brynmawr

Austria has a town called f*cking. Cumming street near kings cross .

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Austria has a town called f*cking. Cumming street near kings cross ."

It has changed its name to fugging now.

However there are places in Germany called Dickhardtstraße, mountain called Berg Wank, a holiday resort called Titisee.

Also in Stoke on Trent there is a place called Tittensor.... They would be if topless bathing with no sun protection.....

Also in UK.... Fingringhoe and Shitterton

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Rooty Hill, NSW.

Root is Australian slang for fuck

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

Wetwang near me in East Yorkshire normally draws a laugh

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel


"Theres a Swallow business park in Upper dicker, near Hailsham - first time I sent a delivery there, I thought my client was having me on! "

That’s ace..

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I wanted to go down Moisty Lane and end up in Twatt, but took a wrong turn at Ass Hill, and ended up going down Butthole Lane to Shitterton. Thinking I should just try Fingrinhoe instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve just drove past a street called Fanny Hands Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A town called Middle Wallop. Often wondered what goes on there

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

There's a place called Lickey End just South of Birmingham.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We've got Cockle Dick's Lane near here.

Always makes me smile

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Of course you cant leave out slag lane between leigh & golbourne lancs

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

St Ives

Just off the A303 near Stonehenge is Wilsford Cum Lake. It always makes us chuckle. Look it up it is real.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Cockburn drive and street few in UK

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