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The legend of baggy vag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gents (and ladies if you so wish)

Since cock size is very important to a fair few ladies, is, or should the width/diameter/circumference of a vagina be as important?

Without meaning to insult anybody of course but if somebody is continuously being pummelled by 9”-10”-11” schlongs, and that is their prerogative and preference (no judgment) then just like punching a hole in a lasagne, the hole will increase in size over time ultimately leading to an experience similar to spitting in a hippos yawn.

Lesser endowed blokes would surely want a tighter fit shall we say, is it rude/wrong to ask? If so why? Or do you think this be likened to same kind of ‘preferences’.

Answers on a post card

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Haha, if someone wants to give me a good fingering to establish my vagina size with or without a wide-on, then I'd generously offer up my baggy vag for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can push a baby out of my vag and it can go back to how it was before I don't think you need to worry about your cock making it baggy!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of your penis as a hobbit.. your size will be determined by each different cave you discover. There's a perfect fit for all, good luck on your journey.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Spitting in a hippos yawn

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Spitting in a hippos yawn "

Tickled me as well

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think of your penis as a hobbit.. your size will be determined by each different cave you discover. There's a perfect fit for all, good luck on your journey."

I think of it as Gandalf

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes "

Some of the pics on here have that effect on mine!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes

Some of the pics on here have that effect on mine! "

Sorry about that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

"

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes "

Reading some posts on here a few might prefer clam size permanently

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes

Some of the pics on here have that effect on mine! "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I've not been on for a few hours... has someone posted a thread asking for big penis and upset some men folk? Don't have the energy to go searching for it.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to! "

Wowzers!!!

I can’t go on a trampoline though!!!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to! "

Ooft

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Spitting in a hippos yawn "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

Wowzers!!!

I can’t go on a trampoline though!!! "

Hahaha neither can I!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes

Reading some posts on here a few might prefer clam size permanently "

Eck no where’s the fun in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to! "

Demonstration please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've not been on for a few hours... has someone posted a thread asking for big penis and upset some men folk? Don't have the energy to go searching for it."

No, what gave you that impression?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

Wowzers!!!

I can’t go on a trampoline though!!! "

Now I’m confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

Wowzers!!!

I can’t go on a trampoline though!!!

Now I’m confused "

Weeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes

Reading some posts on here a few might prefer clam size permanently

Eck no where’s the fun in that "

Well with small penis comes small responsib… no wait, that’s not right

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

Demonstration please "

Well it’s about time Mr M!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it "

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes

Reading some posts on here a few might prefer clam size permanently

Eck no where’s the fun in that

Well with small penis comes small responsib… no wait, that’s not right"

You need to look up how quick and tight a clam slams shuts up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it "

it's all about the motion of her ocean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it shrinks just like a penis and even shuts as tight as a clam sometimes

Reading some posts on here a few might prefer clam size permanently

Eck no where’s the fun in that

Well with small penis comes small responsib… no wait, that’s not right

You need to look up how quick and tight a clam slams shuts up "

I honestly don’t ha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

Wowzers!!!

I can’t go on a trampoline though!!!

Now I’m confused

Weeeeeeeee"

Oh I’ll bring the tenaladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work "

Well it would be a bit awkward if we were both just lying there

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to! "

Haha I've been known to do that on occasion

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work

Well it would be a bit awkward if we were both just lying there "

True…. Unless there was two others on top doing all the work

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work "

Well you can at least put kettle on after!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work

Well you can at least put kettle on after! "

I’m failing at stage two too, I don’t make tea or coffee either….. glass of water ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work

Well it would be a bit awkward if we were both just lying there

True…. Unless there was two others on top doing all the work "

I like the way you think! I'll try not to fall asleep though

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I've not been on for a few hours... has someone posted a thread asking for big penis and upset some men folk? Don't have the energy to go searching for it."

Bingo!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know."

I’m not solving all the worlds problems in a day but if we’re going to keep it simple, tight or loose I guess lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work

Well it would be a bit awkward if we were both just lying there

True…. Unless there was two others on top doing all the work

I like the way you think! I'll try not to fall asleep though "

You’d fall asleep with someone on top of you poor lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

I’m not solving all the worlds problems in a day but if we’re going to keep it simple, tight or loose I guess lol "

If I put my fingers in, I can feel the sides so surely that's going in a good direction??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can push a baby out of my vag and it can go back to how it was before I don't think you need to worry about your cock making it baggy! "

Haha exactly. They don't think these things through.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

I’m not solving all the worlds problems in a day but if we’re going to keep it simple, tight or loose I guess lol

If I put my fingers in, I can feel the sides so surely that's going in a good direction?? "

Somebody can come up with a standard unit of measure not too dissimilar to the lynx can/sky remote I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?"

Cause he’s cannelloni (kind of lonely)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?"

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Cause he’s cannelloni (kind of lonely)"

I didn't need the explanation; I have a sense of humour CJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a nice tight and tidy fanny,vagina,pussy,etc...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You can’t beat a bloody good wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work

Well it would be a bit awkward if we were both just lying there

True…. Unless there was two others on top doing all the work

I like the way you think! I'll try not to fall asleep though

You’d fall asleep with someone on top of you poor lass "

I wouldn't, but I'm feeling tired now so just have a sleepy brain

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know."

If you can carry your shopping home in it you're probably at the larger end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I can push a baby out of my vag and it can go back to how it was before I don't think you need to worry about your cock making it baggy!

Haha exactly. They don't think these things through."

Who’s ‘they’ men that want tight vaginas?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Haha, if someone wants to give me a good fingering to establish my vagina size with or without a wide-on, then I'd generously offer up my baggy vag for that! "

Challenge accepted. If vaginas were pianos, then I'd be on Radio 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a nice tight and tidy fanny,vagina,pussy,etc..."

Ah damnit. I'm out.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?"

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

If you can carry your shopping home in it you're probably at the larger end. "

I can get a 12 pack of dog food home in mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one that stretches to the size of my fist please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a nice tight and tidy fanny,vagina,pussy,etc...

Ah damnit. I'm out. "

It's a preference but it's not a deciding factor

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

If you can carry your shopping home in it you're probably at the larger end.

I can get a 12 pack of dog food home in mine."

That's handy, pelvic floor like a rat trap too

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

But that would involve moving, do we have to do all the work

Well it would be a bit awkward if we were both just lying there

True…. Unless there was two others on top doing all the work

I like the way you think! I'll try not to fall asleep though

You’d fall asleep with someone on top of you poor lass

I wouldn't, but I'm feeling tired now so just have a sleepy brain "

Good save

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here."

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Cause he’s cannelloni (kind of lonely)

I didn't need the explanation; I have a sense of humour CJ.

"

Wasn’t for your benefit, some of the others would have struggled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

Wowzers!!!

I can’t go on a trampoline though!!! "

Is that just in case you have a wee?

Sorry I can't help myself. You know me . PMSL x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas "

At least you know where a woman's vagina is. That information is sadly not widely known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas "

Just a preference like in the other thread

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"Spitting in a hippos yawn "

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

Iv had a few unexpected encounters with the saggy maggy! You sometimes find her where you least expect it! Without causing any offence or being a called a sexiest pig etc etc it never goes back to normal after child birth. If it did how big was the normal and the tightness definitely slackness off with over usage for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

At least you know where a woman's vagina is. That information is sadly not widely known"

Isn’t that the clitoris?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas "

I know, I can fit a 12 pack of dog food in mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a nice tight and tidy fanny,vagina,pussy,etc...

Ah damnit. I'm out.

It's a preference but it's not a deciding factor "

No that's it! I'm no use to anyone. Damn my wonky floof!!!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

I know, I can fit a 12 pack of dog food in mine."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

At least you know where a woman's vagina is. That information is sadly not widely known

Isn’t that the clitoris?"

That too .

But I've genuinely seen people ask if women shave their vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a nice tight and tidy fanny,vagina,pussy,etc...

Ah damnit. I'm out.

It's a preference but it's not a deciding factor

No that's it! I'm no use to anyone. Damn my wonky floof!!! "

Hey your fanny could feel like I'm having sex with a carrier bag but to be honest your eyes would do it for me either way haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

At least you know where a woman's vagina is. That information is sadly not widely known

Isn’t that the clitoris?

That too .

But I've genuinely seen people ask if women shave their vagina. "

Lol surely just a turn of phrase though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a nice tight and tidy fanny,vagina,pussy,etc...

Ah damnit. I'm out.

It's a preference but it's not a deciding factor

No that's it! I'm no use to anyone. Damn my wonky floof!!!

Hey your fanny could feel like I'm having sex with a carrier bag but to be honest your eyes would do it for me either way haha "

You are not putting that anywhere near my eyeballs!!!

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know."

If it resembles the appearance of Homer Simpson’s mouth I’d say that’s a good 9/10 on the tightness scale! And one would presume it to feel like a warm wet cloud!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Haha, if someone wants to give me a good fingering to establish my vagina size with or without a wide-on, then I'd generously offer up my baggy vag for that!

Challenge accepted. If vaginas were pianos, then I'd be on Radio 3"

You're on. I need to know official vagina size measurents though so I can message random blokes on here and tell them even though they've never expressed an interest

I'm pretty sure I'm not packing a piano in my knickers. Well, not a grand piano. Maybe an upright; the old girl has had plenty of use.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

At least you know where a woman's vagina is. That information is sadly not widely known

Isn’t that the clitoris?

That too .

But I've genuinely seen people ask if women shave their vagina.

Lol surely just a turn of phrase though"

Yeah, I know but

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

I’m not solving all the worlds problems in a day but if we’re going to keep it simple, tight or loose I guess lol "

That's not a unit of measurement though, like inches. And surely that would depend on your size too? What's loose to one, would be tight to another.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas "

They're probably not going to know until it's to late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a nice tight and tidy fanny,vagina,pussy,etc...

Ah damnit. I'm out.

It's a preference but it's not a deciding factor

No that's it! I'm no use to anyone. Damn my wonky floof!!!

Hey your fanny could feel like I'm having sex with a carrier bag but to be honest your eyes would do it for me either way haha

You are not putting that anywhere near my eyeballs!!! "

Obviously haha....just saying you have very nice eyes!!

Faces in particular eyes turn me on rather than how baggy/tight a vagina is x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

I’m not solving all the worlds problems in a day but if we’re going to keep it simple, tight or loose I guess lol

That's not a unit of measurement though, like inches. And surely that would depend on your size too? What's loose to one, would be tight to another."

I said I’m sure somebody can come up with a standard unit of measure similar to the lynx can/sky remote, but in the short term feel free to use centimetres of course the tightness/looseness would depend on the guys size too, they’re the ones with the preference for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a nice tight and tidy fanny,vagina,pussy,etc...

Ah damnit. I'm out.

It's a preference but it's not a deciding factor

No that's it! I'm no use to anyone. Damn my wonky floof!!!

Hey your fanny could feel like I'm having sex with a carrier bag but to be honest your eyes would do it for me either way haha

You are not putting that anywhere near my eyeballs!!!

Obviously haha....just saying you have very nice eyes!!

Faces in particular eyes turn me on rather than how baggy/tight a vagina is x"

You fully supported this earlier, don’t start creeping now you fickle son of a bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late..."

They will if they ask beforehand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont need a postcard OP, i could write the answer on a stamp, but it still wouldn't enlighten you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont need a postcard OP, i could write the answer on a stamp, but it still wouldn't enlighten you. "

And the first major bite goes to…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, if someone wants to give me a good fingering to establish my vagina size with or without a wide-on, then I'd generously offer up my baggy vag for that! "

I have a finger and a ruler x

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If she's tight, she's just not into you! Sorry about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha...me not fickle, just saying I.like eyes

But from some replies I can see that fanny size is causing some ladies to be offended yet on the thread about cock size we were told we was bitter yet there's no difference

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

I’m not solving all the worlds problems in a day but if we’re going to keep it simple, tight or loose I guess lol

That's not a unit of measurement though, like inches. And surely that would depend on your size too? What's loose to one, would be tight to another."

Memto soft mints, smartie tube, toilet roll cardboard tube, Pringle tube! Dare I say it kfc bargin bucket!

Depths never really an issue most can control that, the tightness is always more pleasant.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late...

They will if they ask beforehand lol "

. Just before you meet. Erm can I just ask a question. Has your vagina gone back to it’s pre-children shape? .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If she's tight, she's just not into you! Sorry about it!"

Or…. Just has a tighter vagina than some lol because not all vaginas are the same size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late...

They will if they ask beforehand lol

. Just before you meet. Erm can I just ask a question. Has your vagina gone back to it’s pre-children shape? . "

Lol exactly, reasonable right

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Haha, if someone wants to give me a good fingering to establish my vagina size with or without a wide-on, then I'd generously offer up my baggy vag for that!

I have a finger and a ruler x"

You'll probably need a full length rubber glove up to the shoulder - think James Herriot delivering a calf in All Creatures Great and Small. Let me know when you're free and we'll sort it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh so hilarious"

I know lol imagine only being sought after because of the size of your vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitting in a hippos yawn

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

Iv had a few unexpected encounters with the saggy maggy! You sometimes find her where you least expect it! Without causing any offence or being a called a sexiest pig etc etc it never goes back to normal after child birth. If it did how big was the normal and the tightness definitely slackness off with over usage for sure. "

I dont know surely more usage means more muscle tone. You wouldnt go to the gym every day and get flabbier and lazy same with vaginas, if they're gripping onto cock often this has to be a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha...me not fickle, just saying I.like eyes

But from some replies I can see that fanny size is causing some ladies to be offended yet on the thread about cock size we were told we was bitter yet there's no difference

"

Thankyou!

I'm personally not offended by this thread, some might find me loose some might find me tight. Who knows, it's what you guys like after all!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

Wowzers!!!

I can’t go on a trampoline though!!!

Is that just in case you have a wee?

Sorry I can't help myself. You know me . PMSL x "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh so hilarious

I know lol imagine only being sought after because of the size of your vagina "

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"How exactly are you going to measure said vaginas? That's what I'd like to know.

I’m not solving all the worlds problems in a day but if we’re going to keep it simple, tight or loose I guess lol

That's not a unit of measurement though, like inches. And surely that would depend on your size too? What's loose to one, would be tight to another.

Memto soft mints, smartie tube, toilet roll cardboard tube, Pringle tube! Dare I say it kfc bargin bucket!

Depths never really an issue most can control that, the tightness is always more pleasant. "

I'm sure women can fit those in their vaginas, but they aren't going to know if it feels tight or not? They stretch you know, to accommodate things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha...me not fickle, just saying I.like eyes

But from some replies I can see that fanny size is causing some ladies to be offended yet on the thread about cock size we were told we was bitter yet there's no difference

Thankyou!

I'm personally not offended by this thread, some might find me loose some might find me tight. Who knows, it's what you guys like after all!

"

Oh I.know your not offended....the op as just made this thread to make a point due to the other thread....if you know you know haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late...

They will if they ask beforehand lol

. Just before you meet. Erm can I just ask a question. Has your vagina gone back to it’s pre-children shape? . "

I think that's something you have to disclose before meeting!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Oh so hilarious

I know lol imagine only being sought after because of the size of your vagina "

Believe it or not, some men like a loose vaj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh so hilarious

I know lol imagine only being sought after because of the size of your vagina "

Just another preference amongst the many. *shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha...me not fickle, just saying I.like eyes

But from some replies I can see that fanny size is causing some ladies to be offended yet on the thread about cock size we were told we was bitter yet there's no difference

Thankyou!

I'm personally not offended by this thread, some might find me loose some might find me tight. Who knows, it's what you guys like after all!

"

I didn’t post it to cause offence lol it was done in jest and if I’m honest sometimes I like to lick hornets nests and see what comes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made be belly laugh. Thanks Op

Good banter too. Keep it up

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to! "

I have to make sure my bladder is completely empty and wind free to do this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh so hilarious

I know lol imagine only being sought after because of the size of your vagina

Believe it or not, some men like a loose vaj. "

And some like’em tight preferences

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

I have to make sure my bladder is completely empty and wind free to do this! "

Impossible. You’d fart him out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh so hilarious

I know lol imagine only being sought after because of the size of your vagina

Just another preference amongst the many. *shrugs*"

Exactly

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late..."

They'll know when she says is it in yet?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

Good pelvic floor that is. I can clench so tight he can’t get out till I want him to!

I have to make sure my bladder is completely empty and wind free to do this!

Impossible. You’d fart him out "

literally.

Anal would be impossible

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Oh so hilarious

I know lol imagine only being sought after because of the size of your vagina

Believe it or not, some men like a loose vaj.

And some like’em tight preferences "

I got it the first time you said it.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late...

They'll know when she says is it in yet?"

Maybe that's more to do with his size?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late...

They'll know when she says is it in yet?

Maybe that's more to do with his size? "

Impossible. It's the baggy vaj

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could try out some phrases guys? I’m just spitballing here but we have the obvious ladies looking for BBC and BWC, maybe guys could look for TWV and TBV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late...

They'll know when she says is it in yet?

Maybe that's more to do with his size?

Impossible. It's the baggy vaj "

Every problem is due to the baggy vag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

They're probably not going to know until it's to late...

They'll know when she says is it in yet?

Maybe that's more to do with his size?

Impossible. It's the baggy vaj

Every problem is due to the baggy vag"

I’m glad we’ve made progress and broken down those barriers tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference in these threads

Women have preferences for certain cock sizes and you see that other thread some of us guys got told were bitter

The op then starts a thread about preference of vagina size and we're told it's our fault because of the size of our cocks

Haha you couldn't make it up but we've always known guys can't have preferences on here

Good thread op

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"The difference in these threads

Women have preferences for certain cock sizes and you see that other thread some of us guys got told were bitter

The op then starts a thread about preference of vagina size and we're told it's our fault because of the size of our cocks

Haha you couldn't make it up but we've always known guys can't have preferences on here

Good thread op"

Of course you can have a preference. I didn't read the dick size threads so I don't know if women made disparaging remarks about dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The difference in these threads

Women have preferences for certain cock sizes and you see that other thread some of us guys got told were bitter

The op then starts a thread about preference of vagina size and we're told it's our fault because of the size of our cocks

Haha you couldn't make it up but we've always known guys can't have preferences on here

Good thread op

Of course you can have a preference. I didn't read the dick size threads so I don't know if women made disparaging remarks about dicks. "

Yeah they did

They were quite matter of fact that that was their preference etc and was quite harsh with it but i agree that is their preference but it was mentioned in that thread that if someone did a thread about vagina size the reaction would be different which it has been

Double standards really to be honest but I'm not shocked to be honest with these forums there pretty toxic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitting in a hippos yawn

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

Iv had a few unexpected encounters with the saggy maggy! You sometimes find her where you least expect it! Without causing any offence or being a called a sexiest pig etc etc it never goes back to normal after child birth. If it did how big was the normal and the tightness definitely slackness off with over usage for sure. "

saggy maggy have crease me brilliant

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a how to explain you don't know how a vagina works without saying you don't know how a vagina works post.... Because I low key kind of feel second hand embarrassment for you that your a grown man and don't already know why this is such a laughable thought to have had

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Is this a how to explain you don't know how a vagina works without saying you don't know how a vagina works post.... Because I low key kind of feel second hand embarrassment for you that your a grown man and don't already know why this is such a laughable thought to have had"

Nah, just a very funny post with some great responses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gents (and ladies if you so wish)

Since cock size is very important to a fair few ladies, is, or should the width/diameter/circumference of a vagina be as important?

Without meaning to insult anybody of course but if somebody is continuously being pummelled by 9”-10”-11” schlongs, and that is their prerogative and preference (no judgment) then just like punching a hole in a lasagne, the hole will increase in size over time ultimately leading to an experience similar to spitting in a hippos yawn.

Lesser endowed blokes would surely want a tighter fit shall we say, is it rude/wrong to ask? If so why? Or do you think this be likened to same kind of ‘preferences’.

Answers on a post card

"

If woman can squeeze out babies I’m sure a well endowed guy will have no bearing on the ultimate shape ans size of a vagina!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

After a right good shagging from a big man wang my minge swells practically shut and I'm pissing sideways for a week. Barely get a cotton bud in there so I wouldn't worry about baggy vag if you're following. Just make sure it's suitably pummeled and baggy will be the least of your worries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a how to explain you don't know how a vagina works without saying you don't know how a vagina works post.... Because I low key kind of feel second hand embarrassment for you that your a grown man and don't already know why this is such a laughable thought to have had"

Do many people not know how a vagina works? Lol quite a simple thing to figure out, it’s the wide ones with teeth you have to look out for though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a how to explain you don't know how a vagina works without saying you don't know how a vagina works post.... Because I low key kind of feel second hand embarrassment for you that your a grown man and don't already know why this is such a laughable thought to have had

Do many people not know how a vagina works? Lol quite a simple thing to figure out, it’s the wide ones with teeth you have to look out for though! "

Yeah I saw that movie. “Teeth” about a killer vagina with teeth

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it "

This answer wins the internet this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

This answer wins the internet this week "

As long as she uses it up and down my cock all is grand

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

This answer wins the internet this week

As long as she uses it up and down my cock all is grand "

So cavern like is fine yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a right good shagging from a big man wang my minge swells practically shut and I'm pissing sideways for a week. Barely get a cotton bud in there so I wouldn't worry about baggy vag if you're following. Just make sure it's suitably pummeled and baggy will be the least of your worries."

True story!!! It makes me laugh that guys think that the more it’s used, the looser it gets. Mine swells like a balloon when I have a regular partner! Couldn’t get a cocktail sausage in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

This answer wins the internet this week

As long as she uses it up and down my cock all is grand

So cavern like is fine yeah? "

I am an explorer and well experienced in caving / pot holing / cave diving So sure bring on the wide gaping cavern

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It's not about the size, it's about how she uses it

This answer wins the internet this week

As long as she uses it up and down my cock all is grand

So cavern like is fine yeah?

I am an explorer and well experienced in caving / pot holing / cave diving So sure bring on the wide gaping cavern "

Ooooft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Things I’ve learnt from this thread..

Some people are defensive over the size of their vag.

Some people are defensive in general.

Many guys do actually prefer a tighter vag.

Comparing vaginas to lasagne is confusing to some.

It’s very easy to wind people up and get bites in this forum.

Nobody writes answers on postcards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's really tight... Does it feel like a plunger trying to take your dick off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's really tight... Does it feel like a plunger trying to take your dick off? "

Possibly part of the thrill ‘will it rip, won’t it’…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If it's really tight... Does it feel like a plunger trying to take your dick off? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things I’ve learnt from this thread..

Some people are defensive over the size of their vag.

Some people are defensive in general.

Many guys do actually prefer a tighter vag.

Comparing vaginas to lasagne is confusing to some.

It’s very easy to wind people up and get bites in this forum.

Nobody writes answers on postcards.

"

Very well said...but just remember us guys can't have any Size related preferences....we're just here to make up the numbers

Oh and we can't have an opinion as well otherwise we'll get lynched by the popular ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread tickled me lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If it's really tight... Does it feel like a plunger trying to take your dick off? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could try out some phrases guys? I’m just spitballing here but we have the obvious ladies looking for BBC and BWC, maybe guys could look for TWV and TBV "

Laughed at this

Do it. Add it to your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously some men still don’t know much about woman body !

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"After a right good shagging from a big man wang my minge swells practically shut and I'm pissing sideways for a week. Barely get a cotton bud in there so I wouldn't worry about baggy vag if you're following. Just make sure it's suitably pummeled and baggy will be the least of your worries.

True story!!! It makes me laugh that guys think that the more it’s used, the looser it gets. Mine swells like a balloon when I have a regular partner! Couldn’t get a cocktail sausage in "

We just assume that guys that say things like that haven't had much to do with women. Definitely drop off our radar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could try out some phrases guys? I’m just spitballing here but we have the obvious ladies looking for BBC and BWC, maybe guys could look for TWV and TBV

Laughed at this

Do it. Add it to your profile "

I’m not sure it’ll take off but I’m absolutely putting it out there for they guys with TWV/TBV preferences

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously some men still don’t know much about woman body ! "

lol is this like a “ladies look at me, I know about the vag” post?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After a right good shagging from a big man wang my minge swells practically shut and I'm pissing sideways for a week. Barely get a cotton bud in there so I wouldn't worry about baggy vag if you're following. Just make sure it's suitably pummeled and baggy will be the least of your worries.

True story!!! It makes me laugh that guys think that the more it’s used, the looser it gets. Mine swells like a balloon when I have a regular partner! Couldn’t get a cocktail sausage in

We just assume that guys that say things like that haven't had much to do with women. Definitely drop off our radar "

They do say that assumption is the mother of all fuck ups… or is it, when you assume you make an ass out of you and me

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"After a right good shagging from a big man wang my minge swells practically shut and I'm pissing sideways for a week. Barely get a cotton bud in there so I wouldn't worry about baggy vag if you're following. Just make sure it's suitably pummeled and baggy will be the least of your worries.

True story!!! It makes me laugh that guys think that the more it’s used, the looser it gets. Mine swells like a balloon when I have a regular partner! Couldn’t get a cocktail sausage in

We just assume that guys that say things like that haven't had much to do with women. Definitely drop off our radar

They do say that assumption is the mother of all fuck ups… or is it, when you assume you make an ass out of you and me "

How does not wanting to meet someone who is clueless make an ass out of anyone? Wouldn't meeting someone clueless be a bigger fuck up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After a right good shagging from a big man wang my minge swells practically shut and I'm pissing sideways for a week. Barely get a cotton bud in there so I wouldn't worry about baggy vag if you're following. Just make sure it's suitably pummeled and baggy will be the least of your worries.

True story!!! It makes me laugh that guys think that the more it’s used, the looser it gets. Mine swells like a balloon when I have a regular partner! Couldn’t get a cocktail sausage in

We just assume that guys that say things like that haven't had much to do with women. Definitely drop off our radar

They do say that assumption is the mother of all fuck ups… or is it, when you assume you make an ass out of you and me

How does not wanting to meet someone who is clueless make an ass out of anyone? Wouldn't meeting someone clueless be a bigger fuck up?"

I see you have taken my response most seriously lol but how does a guy wanting to meet a girl with a tight vag make them clueless lol is it not within their right to have that preference?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

The fact that tonnes of women obviously kissed the double standard and are actually enforcing it is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that tonnes of women obviously kissed the double standard and are actually enforcing it is funny "

Gold isn't it

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"The fact that tonnes of women obviously kissed the double standard and are actually enforcing it is funny

Gold isn't it "

My need for a 9 inch knob is just preference amd you’re a loser if you don’t agree

Also, if you prefer a tight vag your also a loser who doesn’t know anything about the female body and you should just accept any vagina we gift you

It’s great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s really no need to argue. Those who want to meet someone “hung” as guys call themselves, can do that and guys who want to meet someone with a virginal vag can do that. I don’t see the issue here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everybody love everybody.

Big dick, average dick, small dick, tight vag, average vag, loose vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After 2 children mines definitely changed but I can tense it nicely round my fellas cock.

"

I beg to differ lmao

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By *luvpussy40Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Ooh that sounds like a fun offer

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"

How does not wanting to meet someone who is clueless make an ass out of anyone? Wouldn't meeting someone clueless be a bigger fuck up?

I see you have taken my response most seriously lol but how does a guy wanting to meet a girl with a tight vag make them clueless lol is it not within their right to have that preference? "

Nobody said it did. Maybe you need to read back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

How does not wanting to meet someone who is clueless make an ass out of anyone? Wouldn't meeting someone clueless be a bigger fuck up?

I see you have taken my response most seriously lol but how does a guy wanting to meet a girl with a tight vag make them clueless lol is it not within their right to have that preference?

Nobody said it did. Maybe you need to read back "

Maybe, probably not going to though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

Just a preference like in the other thread "

Sounds to me that some guys are just ragin they don't have a big cock

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By *damm300Man
over a year ago

telford

I was seeing this lady years ago. She had 4 grown up kids. But blow me, it was like shaggin a virgin every time we had sex. It was hard work. Now I've got no womb stretcher, but if she had a big boy, I don't know who stuffed more. Him, coz it's almost like a square hole and round peg. Or her, because she would be strechted. Literally. Good on her. She weren't far off her mid 50s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

Just a preference like in the other thread

Sounds to me that some guys are just ragin they don't have a big cock "

And some ladies are upset they have a gaping vag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was seeing this lady years ago. She had 4 grown up kids. But blow me, it was like shaggin a virgin every time we had sex. It was hard work. Now I've got no womb stretcher, but if she had a big boy, I don't know who stuffed more. Him, coz it's almost like a square hole and round peg. Or her, because she would be strechted. Literally. Good on her. She weren't far off her mid 50s."

Luck of the draw I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

Just a preference like in the other thread

Sounds to me that some guys are just ragin they don't have a big cock

And some ladies are upset they have a gaping vag "

If ladies were genuinely worried about their “gaping vag”, there are a number of successful options.

There is laser tightening (around £350, clinics nationwide) which works a treat and there is a surgical option also, again, very successful and not too pricey at all. I’m sure they aren’t concerned but if they were self conscious, they don’t need to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

Just a preference like in the other thread

Sounds to me that some guys are just ragin they don't have a big cock

And some ladies are upset they have a gaping vag

If ladies were genuinely worried about their “gaping vag”, there are a number of successful options.

There is laser tightening (around £350, clinics nationwide) which works a treat and there is a surgical option also, again, very successful and not too pricey at all. I’m sure they aren’t concerned but if they were self conscious, they don’t need to be "

Maybe not everybody can afford vaginal tightening procedures? I’ve never taken a poll if I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

Just a preference like in the other thread

Sounds to me that some guys are just ragin they don't have a big cock

And some ladies are upset they have a gaping vag

If ladies were genuinely worried about their “gaping vag”, there are a number of successful options.

There is laser tightening (around £350, clinics nationwide) which works a treat and there is a surgical option also, again, very successful and not too pricey at all. I’m sure they aren’t concerned but if they were self conscious, they don’t need to be

Maybe not everybody can afford vaginal tightening procedures? I’ve never taken a poll if I’m honest "

I didn’t say they could, although most do have finance options and the laser if around £350.

Just an option if ladies did feel self conscious about it.

It’s also available on the nhs if it is a self esteem issue

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"Everybody love everybody.

Big dick, average dick, small dick, tight vag, average vag, loose vag "

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

Just a preference like in the other thread

Sounds to me that some guys are just ragin they don't have a big cock

And some ladies are upset they have a gaping vag

If ladies were genuinely worried about their “gaping vag”, there are a number of successful options.

There is laser tightening (around £350, clinics nationwide) which works a treat and there is a surgical option also, again, very successful and not too pricey at all. I’m sure they aren’t concerned but if they were self conscious, they don’t need to be "

Then in the same breath I bet a lot of guys weren’t overly concerned with the size of their dicks until they found out they were being selected on just that, what’s good for the goose and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fyi I’m not saying that ladies should be having procedures (unless they want them!).

My response was to the comment that “some ladies are upset about a gaping vag” (although I can’t see anyone upset in this thread!)

If any ladies want to inbox me about the procedure, I can give you an honest review of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

Just a preference like in the other thread

Sounds to me that some guys are just ragin they don't have a big cock

And some ladies are upset they have a gaping vag

If ladies were genuinely worried about their “gaping vag”, there are a number of successful options.

There is laser tightening (around £350, clinics nationwide) which works a treat and there is a surgical option also, again, very successful and not too pricey at all. I’m sure they aren’t concerned but if they were self conscious, they don’t need to be

Then in the same breath I bet a lot of guys weren’t overly concerned with the size of their dicks until they found out they were being selected on just that, what’s good for the goose and all that"

Guys have always been concerned with their size since the beginning of time! That’s why they sell themselves as “hung” or “VWE” or “BBC”. Etc.

This isn’t news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fyi I’m not saying that ladies should be having procedures (unless they want them!).

My response was to the comment that “some ladies are upset about a gaping vag” (although I can’t see anyone upset in this thread!)

If any ladies want to inbox me about the procedure, I can give you an honest review of it "

My comment was sarcastic in response to guys being raging about their dick size (I haven’t seen a single guy rage about his dick size in this thread) but again, it’s preference, some ladies want a big cock, some guys want a tight vag some ladies want a small cock, some guys want a loose vag, each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why would anyone compare pasta to skin and muscle?

Lol why would anybody not? Wait, the pasta was what you took from that? Not the hippos yawn?

Cos pasta breaks and doesn't go back to it's original shape.

The hippos yawn has been done to death on here.

Not all vaginas go back to their exact original shape after childbirth, I also made this post in jest but a few people are getting serious? It’s just a preference though? Some guys don’t like loose vaginas

Just a preference like in the other thread

Sounds to me that some guys are just ragin they don't have a big cock

And some ladies are upset they have a gaping vag

If ladies were genuinely worried about their “gaping vag”, there are a number of successful options.

There is laser tightening (around £350, clinics nationwide) which works a treat and there is a surgical option also, again, very successful and not too pricey at all. I’m sure they aren’t concerned but if they were self conscious, they don’t need to be

Then in the same breath I bet a lot of guys weren’t overly concerned with the size of their dicks until they found out they were being selected on just that, what’s good for the goose and all that

Guys have always been concerned with their size since the beginning of time! That’s why they sell themselves as “hung” or “VWE” or “BBC”. Etc.

This isn’t news "

Quite the stereotype, not all guys give a fuck lol general guys with huge cocks and little intelligence use it as a selling point because it’s what some women crave, maybe the vag issue is a behind closed doors thing and my post has brought attention to it… you’re welcome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fyi I’m not saying that ladies should be having procedures (unless they want them!).

My response was to the comment that “some ladies are upset about a gaping vag” (although I can’t see anyone upset in this thread!)

If any ladies want to inbox me about the procedure, I can give you an honest review of it

My comment was sarcastic in response to guys being raging about their dick size (I haven’t seen a single guy rage about his dick size in this thread) but again, it’s preference, some ladies want a big cock, some guys want a tight vag some ladies want a small cock, some guys want a loose vag, each to their own "

Exactly

As I said before, people will choose who they want to sleep with. No one is being forced to fuck a small cock or a particular vagina. Not really sure what all the debating is about.

Choose whoever you like, no one needs to be upset.

I get guys saying my boobs are too big. That’s fine, there’s ten more behind him that love big boobs. Who cares

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