Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
![]() | Back to forum list |
![]() | Back to The Lounge |
Jump to newest | ![]() |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once inadvertently caused a combine harvester to disappear by bending over in a field….naked…." Now THAT is an achievement. Well done sir! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The entire British government has fucked me a fair few times" Haha ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The entire British government has fucked me a fair few times" Ouch... That's a lot of Willie's | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!! ![]() If that’s your baking I’ll pack my own food! ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!! ![]() ![]() Nah she’s not getting in my house with that arse. I can hear them on the phone ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Jeez that bad! ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there? Come on ladies and gents don't be shy! ![]() Just a finger…for now :p | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Way worse than you can imagine… | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Remember that time you let rip on FaceTime!? ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As if.. ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A umbrella it was a little bit painful when it opened ![]() Bet that shot your across the room ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!! ![]() That’s par for the course! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Same night you had a cock drawn on your head! You was too d*unk to remember ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"1.5 metres of fibre optic during colonoscopies. But I swear it feels about 10 metres ![]() ![]() Ouuuuuch, I can imagine it does! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there? Come on ladies and gents don't be shy! ![]() I don’t have sky… you’ll have to bring something ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I usually put peanuts up there. Give it a while then they come out a treet! (Only certain ages might get that!) ![]() ... ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there? Come on ladies and gents don't be shy! ![]() ![]() Ok, I'll bring a Magnum of champagne ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"[Butternut squash Removed from bum hole by poster at 08/07/21 22:06:56]" ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there? Come on ladies and gents don't be shy! ![]() ![]() ![]() Best bring 2 ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’ve had a surgeon and a camera crew up there" And the camera?? That's just as impressive as the combine harvester comment! ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Lexis big toe! " I nearly lost it! ![]() | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top | ![]() |