FabSwingers.com forum: Guys, what type of pisser are you?

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve often wondered why there are so many techniques that guys adopt when going for a number one, for example:

1) There’s the guy with one hand on the wall and one hand holding the Willy technique

2) There’s the no hands and the Willy hanging out the zip technique

3) There’s the 2 handed technique

4) The turned in the corner so no one can see me technique

5) The ‘I’m going in the cubicle but leaving the door open so you can see me’ technique

6) The kecks round your ankles technique - yes I’ve seen this on a grown man

7) There the one hand on the wall, no hands on the Willy whilst reading reading your phone technique

There are so many variations. So my question is how do you piss?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hands

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Prefer a nice sit down wee

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No hands

Yes, just let it hang out yet zip

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Prefer a nice sit down wee"

Do you leave the door open?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Sit down, would you stand on the tube or bus if there was a seat..??

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My partner races the flush. So annoying when he loses.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

At a urinal, I always adopt the ‘1980’s Catalogue Model’ pose; One hand holding on to my belt whilst I point randomly at something imaginary with the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No hands

Yes, just let it hang out yet zip

Doesn't it... Errr... dribble everywhere??

Wait is it like a firemans hose.. The harder you bear down the more it sticks out ??

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sit down, would you stand on the tube or bus if there was a seat..??"

And not use a smelly urinal???

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Only a number 2 for sitting down

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I do 1,but I have also done 7 before. I'm guilty your honor

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"My partner races the flush. So annoying when he loses. "

Better when there’s 2 of you so you can play Star Wars with the beams

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!

I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!

Then I’ll have my near little fanny back after 24 hours

Haha yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always been curious about this actually

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!"

I knew you’d pop up with the mention of cocks

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!"

I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!

Then I’ll have my nice little fanny back after 24 hours

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.

Sorry, carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont you worry about accidental toilet dipping with the sit down method.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"At a urinal, I always adopt the ‘1980’s Catalogue Model’ pose; One hand holding on to my belt whilst I point randomly at something imaginary with the other."

Point at the yellow cola cube in the trough

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!

I knew you’d pop up with the mention of cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally sit. I also have the occasional stand up poo too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont you worry about accidental toilet dipping with the sit down method. "

How long do you think they are

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No hands

Yes, just let it hang out yet zip

Doesn't it... Errr... dribble everywhere??

Wait is it like a firemans hose.. The harder you bear down the more it sticks out ?? "

I suppose the little ones would struggle with this technique but nonetheless guys do do this

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I do 1,but I have also done 7 before. I'm guilty your honor

You have no shame brother

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

One hand hold and shake, other hand either on phone or wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit and read. A book at home, the walls in a cubicle.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!

I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!

Then I’ll have my near little fanny back after 24 hours

Haha yep!"

Jesus

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Always been curious about this actually

You’ve been peeping haven’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always been curious about this actually

You’ve been peeping haven’t you?

Busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont you worry about accidental toilet dipping with the sit down method.

How long do you think they are

dont want them lost down the u bend

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.

Sorry, carry on."

Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Dont you worry about accidental toilet dipping with the sit down method. "

This can be a problem…… for some

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Generally sit. I also have the occasional stand up poo too."

Ah, very European

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Prefer a nice sit down wee

Do you leave the door open? "

For you darlin…… anytime!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"One hand hold and shake, other hand either on phone or wall "

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.

Sorry, carry on.

Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser

You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.

You’ve thought about this haven’t you?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

How do you piss OP?!? Please tell I’m gripped..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.

Sorry, carry on.

Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser

You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…??? "

Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it.

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over a year ago

"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.

I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How do you piss OP?!? Please tell I’m gripped..

Two hands obvs

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.

Sorry, carry on.

Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser

You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???

Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it. "

That’s why toilets have seats, for sitting on not pissing on..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.

I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about

You can’t just shake it all about if there’s another bloke stood at the side of you

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Stand about 3ft away from the bowl hands on hips and watch the wee majestically arc into the pan moving closer as the flow stop's then to hip twists to shake followed by an OLE and a round of applause from myself.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.

Sorry, carry on.

Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser

You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???

Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it.

That’s why toilets have seats, for sitting on not pissing on.."

Correct. I’m glad wee agree. Unfortunately others don’t

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"At a urinal, I always adopt the ‘1980’s Catalogue Model’ pose; One hand holding on to my belt whilst I point randomly at something imaginary with the other."

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"How do you piss OP?!? Please tell I’m gripped..

Two hands obvs

Ah of course.. silly me. Safety first.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Stand about 3ft away from the bowl hands on hips and watch the wee majestically arc into the pan moving closer as the flow stop's then to hip twists to shake followed by an OLE and a round of applause from myself."

Shit, I’ve missed the:

You’ve got a semi on so I need to stand back 5ft technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw some ping pong balls in and watch the excitement

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How do you piss OP?!? Please tell I’m gripped..

Two hands obvs

Ah of course.. silly me. Safety first. "

Or number 6 just to make anyone who walks in feel ‘really’ uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you do it no handed?? Weewee everywhere!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Pissing with a hard-on is just about the worst.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How can you do it no handed?? Weewee everywhere! "

I’d love to show you a demonstration but I’m not sure the video would be allowed

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"How can you do it no handed?? Weewee everywhere! "

Yep... this is definitely my stepson's technique

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Pissing with a hard-on is just about the worst.

It’s impossible to score a direct hit

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.

Sorry, carry on.

Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser

You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???

Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it. "

Ladies either hover or cover the seat in toilet paper.

To be fair, my original comment was about at home.

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By *mallButMightyMan
over a year ago

mansfield

I'm a one had on the wall kinda guy

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.

Sorry, carry on.

Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser

You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???

Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it.

That’s why toilets have seats, for sitting on not pissing on..

Correct. I’m glad wee agree. Unfortunately others don’t

I think urine a minority if you think a seat is for pissing on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you do it no handed?? Weewee everywhere!

I’d love to show you a demonstration but I’m not sure the video would be allowed

Surely they can't discriminate wee play!!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How can you do it no handed?? Weewee everywhere!

I’d love to show you a demonstration but I’m not sure the video would be allowed

Surely they can't discriminate wee play!!!

I’m not even risking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.

I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about

You can’t just shake it all about if there’s another bloke stood at the side of you

What would happen?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 7

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!

I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!

Then I’ll have my nice little fanny back after 24 hours

Buy yerself a She-Wee and you can achieve one of those ambitions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.

I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about

You can’t just shake it all about if there’s another bloke stood at the side of you

What would happen?! "

Get wee splashed on you!

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

No.6 for me it’s always a classic! 9/10 gets you extra room in the urinals too!

I have a friend who has to fully undress to his socks for a numero 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going into the cubicle and shutting the door. Then, if I decide to have a crafty wank, no one knows.

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By *ust_FlynnMan
over a year ago

St Neots

The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

I used to know a bloke who'd had a prince Albert that got ripped out, his nick name was Rose, because he pissed like a watering can

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.

I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about

You can’t just shake it all about if there’s another bloke stood at the side of you

What would happen?! "

The other bloke would get a bit wet

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm 7"

I know. I’ve seen you remember

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm going into the cubicle and shutting the door. Then, if I decide to have a crafty wank, no one knows. "

They do now Dan, they do now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

F "

And relax

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I used to know a bloke who'd had a prince Albert that got ripped out, his nick name was Rose, because he pissed like a watering can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont you worry about accidental toilet dipping with the sit down method. "

No, because I'm not big Harold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

F "

I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you need to have one hand on the wall? Is the weight of the Willy that much you have to steady yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat."

I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you need to have one hand on the wall? Is the weight of the Willy that much you have to steady yourself?

It's public toilet man-spreading.

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over a year ago

"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.

I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps

We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I’m caged all day long by my Miss, I’m left with no choice but to sit down and wee wee like a girlie

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.

I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps

We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day."

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As I’m caged all day long by my Miss, I’m left with no choice but to sit down and wee wee like a girlie

Won’t the bars go rusty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing in the morning is a lazy sit down after that its a lean back one hander wide base for balance as i flex in the golden mirrors

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Me too I've often wondered what it's like!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.

I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps

We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day."

Ok.. bagsie sitting on you first

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"First thing in the morning is a lazy sit down after that its a lean back one hander wide base for balance as i flex in the golden shower

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Me too I've often wondered what it's like!"

You can hold mine when I go for a wee next

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Dont you worry about accidental toilet dipping with the sit down method. "

A very real risk with some of the modern low styled pans with a massive lake waiting to get splashed all over you when a massive Richard the Third plops explosively into it.

I actually know someone in the sanitary ware industry who gave an interesting talk about some of dummy items used in the designing of Rees Moggs. One such item was a filled sock (can't remember what it was filled with) which he called the British Standard Turd. That was used to check flushing performance.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.

I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps

We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day.

Ok.. bagsie sitting on you first

Can you pick a cubicle with a glory hole please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.

Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.

Always bothered me

…glad I got that off my chest lol

I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.

I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps

We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day.

Ok.. bagsie sitting on you first

You're on. Literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And do you keep your gloves on during winter?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"And do you keep your gloves on during winter?"

No, my cock is hot but not in a ghay kinda way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I’m caged all day long by my Miss, I’m left with no choice but to sit down and wee wee like a girlie

Won’t the bars go rusty?

Might be my only way of breaking out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!

I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!

Then I’ll have my nice little fanny back after 24 hours

Trust me; it’s rubbish.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

Oh me too!

I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!

Then I’ll have my nice little fanny back after 24 hours

Trust me; it’s rubbish.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Not sure which type but what guy doesn’t like to think that after dropping a tissue etc into the pan he isn’t a member of bomber command.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat."

I had exactly that problem for most of my life but cured myself by shutting my eyes (once aim had been calculated!) for the duration of the download and thus ignoring the presence of other. It also became a lot easier after becoming a regular pisser at the nudist camp where it all seems as normal as eating or breathing!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Kind of depends on the target... Is it a pan or a trough or a urinal or a shower tray or a tree? Or one of those odd French holes in the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down, and with my horizontal little boy cock, piss under the seat and soak the floor.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hands all over the wall sounds like a health plus covid nightmare

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By *ackFromTheDead2Man
over a year ago

London/Surrey

No hands 1 hand on phone more time. 1 hand on wall sounds like overkill but to each their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing in the morning is a lazy sit down after that its a lean back one hander wide base for balance as i flex in the golden shower

"
got to love the post piss helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to switch it up. I'm a bit of a maverick when it comes to pissing.

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

At home = sit down

Outside of home = one hand holding and directing, other hand redundant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 3

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By *op bash ashMan
over a year ago

chatham

Left hand holds waistband just below the balls with index finger and thumb whilst the whole right hand holds my equiptment 4 fingers below and thumb above to direct ??

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By *on vanillaMan
over a year ago

cannock

More of a piss drinker myself

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One hand holding the flies open and the waist band down out of the way whilst aiming with the other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it hasn't already been linked, check out a vid called "how women think men use the bathroom" on YouTube. Best waste minute of your day, I promise.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Let it hang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually one hand on the penis, other other holding the boxers down while saying "someone's a hungry boy" at the toilet/urinal

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"More of a piss drinker myself

What?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"More of a piss drinker myself

What?

R Whites?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"More of a piss drinker myself

What?

R Whites?

He’s a secret piss drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you all talk to eachother while you piss?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do you all talk to eachother while you piss? "

Of course wee do. Wee talk about all kinds of crap

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I usually hold with one hand and tuck my thumb behind my boxers to hold them out the way and to stop being guillotined

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Do you all talk to eachother while you piss? "
nah.... probably an alright .is all that is said

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By *p4itfilthMan
over a year ago

Leeds

9/10 Im standing up, hitting the bowl (its quieter) but then again its always nice to do it in the shower no hands just release.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single hand. It’s not big enough for two

Usually in a urinal unless there isn’t a safety space between the next user.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Indoors it's one handed for me, it's sufficient. I've always been adverse to putting my hand anywhere near a public restroom wall. Pushing urinal cakes around with your piss is optional.

Trying to piss with a semi or full hard on is some job. You could have your aim spot on and the stream just goes where it wants.

Outdoors I love a good no hands piss, just unzip and let it rip though I also enjoy seeing how far I can arc the stream which does require a hand.

Writing your name in the snow is good craic too.

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

belfast

Wait, doesn’t everyone not do 6?

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I've enjoyed this thread far too much

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Also it wouldn't be the first time a lady has asked to hold it while I piss. Quite entertaining watching them aim it.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Few beers, cider nice bottle or 2 of quality red wine.

post was pisser- misread thought asking pisshead

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I've enjoyed this thread far too much

Watersports fan?

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm a one hand on the penis one hand just dangling awkwardly pisser.. Never understand why guys put their hand on the wall it's so random.

If you go in the cubicle for a wee you got something to hide

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Do you all talk to eachother while you piss? "
when I was in school we used to see who could piss the highest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always sit down for a piss to avoid unwanted splashes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the situation, public toilets, home toilet...etc

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Do you all talk to eachother while you piss? when I was in school we used to see who could piss the highest

same

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Posh piss (sitting down ) only time I get to myself since my son moved back home

can sit on fab without him looking over my shoulder checking I am not looking at flats for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hands for me. I usually stand there with both hands on my hips. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the cubicle and try to piss the skidmark off the back of the pan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My partner races the flush. So annoying when he loses. "

I do this too but I do flush again if I’m beaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the cubicle and try to piss the skidmark off the back of the pan lol"

This too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate urinals. I’m piss shy. Not embarrassed about my cock etc. I’ll happily wander round the gym changing rooms bollocko but trying to pee with somebody watching. Not a chance.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"In the cubicle and try to piss the skidmark off the back of the pan lol

This too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t some sit down?

I’d love to have a Willy for a day

I do this at work. Pretend I’m having a number 2 and spend a bit of time playing games on my phone or perving on here

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

If in public toilets will use a cubicle with door locked.

At home will be one hand with button open and zip down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit

. Can’t be assed standing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh I love it when these come back.... twice the joy!

I wish women had more options....

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh I love it when these come back.... twice the joy!

I wish women had more options....

You could get a she wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At night my head is against the cabinet which positions my cock over the bowl without hands lol

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