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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working...

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working. Always working. Never stop working.

Although this may be because I get distracted easily and spend most of my day on here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working...

Her x"

You're being paid to perve!!

Woo hoo!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working. Always working. Never stop working.

Although this may be because I get distracted easily and spend most of my day on here "

easily distracted you say.....

Now I'm wondering how easily....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint "

Uhhmmm not fabbing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working...

Her x

You're being paid to perve!!

Woo hoo!"

Bonus

I'm working from home so can't get told off either

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You "

YES!!

You should!

(And FINALLY! It's only taken nearly a year to get that answer from anyone!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint "

What about you??

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Probably should be feeding the cats, so I can relax and have a nap. But stuck underneath one of said cats...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me."

Should be or are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

Should be or are?"

Are!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

Uhhmmm not fabbing! "

Oops. You should multitask....

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

I've got one shoe on and the dogs leash in hand, he's looking very upset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working. Always working. Never stop working.

Although this may be because I get distracted easily and spend most of my day on here

easily distracted you say.....

Now I'm wondering how easily...."

So easily that I've spent 5 minutes trying to brighten the shadow in your profile pic

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working...

Her x

You're being paid to perve!!

Woo hoo!

Bonus

I'm working from home so can't get told off either

Her x"

Ahh.... always the best!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I should probably be loading up the car & taking a heap of stuff to the tip... Instead I'm on here procrastinating

K

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I should be working, but browsing is too distracting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me."

We're doing exactly this. Mr should be working and I should be cleaning out the hot tub. Naked on the bed with a fan blowing on us it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly avoid housework on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed the rub-a-dub-dub bath

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

What about you??"

I should be having wild and crazy sex with the love of my life and probably a friend.

Sadly that's not happening for several reasons.... mainly the lack of said men.

So I should be washing bottles for painting.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Work… always assume I should be working and always know that in relit I am perving on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I regularly avoid housework on here."

Are you the lounge cleaner??

If so, I have a bone to pick with you, about the cake crumbs and sticky patches!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Probably should be feeding the cats, so I can relax and have a nap. But stuck underneath one of said cats... "

In that case the cat has decided for you.

You are exactly where you should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many things i should be doing but not so many iv the power to do

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Should be working from home… actually perving on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be working but instead I'm on fab, it just sucks you back in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

Should be or are?

Are!"

Yay!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've got one shoe on and the dogs leash in hand, he's looking very upset. "

Tell him to get your other shoe on then. It'll give him something to do while he waits

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working. Always working. Never stop working.

Although this may be because I get distracted easily and spend most of my day on here

easily distracted you say.....

Now I'm wondering how easily....

So easily that I've spent 5 minutes trying to brighten the shadow in your profile pic "

Oh my.

I have the undarkened version. It isn't that exciting

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should probably be loading up the car & taking a heap of stuff to the tip... Instead I'm on here procrastinating

K"

The tip will be open tomorrow....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working, but browsing is too distracting "

It really is isn't it. There are some lovely pictures. And entertaining threads

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

We're doing exactly this. Mr should be working and I should be cleaning out the hot tub. Naked on the bed with a fan blowing on us it is "

Sounds like you both need an assistant to me!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I regularly avoid housework on here."

The housework will only need doing again once you've done it. Stay here.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You missed the rub-a-dub-dub bath "

Oh man! How did I miss that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

We're doing exactly this. Mr should be working and I should be cleaning out the hot tub. Naked on the bed with a fan blowing on us it is

Sounds like you both need an assistant to me!"

Is that a offer ?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Work… always assume I should be working and always know that in relit I am perving on here "

I think auto carrot has got you again. Surely you mean "I should be doing Posh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be concentrated on cooking...somehow fab is more interesting... great laugh out of it. thats all I'm getting I'm afraid.how sad is that?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I regularly avoid housework on here.

Are you the lounge cleaner??

If so, I have a bone to pick with you, about the cake crumbs and sticky patches!! "

Good point! Also the stains up the wall

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working "

Nooooo.... you should be planning a trip to North Devon! Or I should be planning a trip to Wales... .

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Many things i should be doing but not so many iv the power to do"

Come do me then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be working from home… actually perving on fab "

Another being paid to perve!! Is a great life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be thinking about what to make for dinner.

Instead, I'm busy browsing pictures of Meerkat style Penis.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but instead I'm on fab, it just sucks you back in "

Ooooh sucking! I could definitely be convinced to do that.

(Actually, I don't need convincing. Just opportunity )

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

Uhhmmm not fabbing!

Oops. You should multitask...."

One hand or two?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

We're doing exactly this. Mr should be working and I should be cleaning out the hot tub. Naked on the bed with a fan blowing on us it is

Sounds like you both need an assistant to me!

Is that a offer ? "

Are the job benefits any good?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be concentrated on cooking...somehow fab is more interesting... great laugh out of it. thats all I'm getting I'm afraid.how sad is that?!

"

That's not sad my lovely..... it's about all we can hope for right now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be thinking about what to make for dinner.

Instead, I'm busy browsing pictures of Meerkat style Penis. "

Takeaway. Chinese is always a good bet. I miss Chinese takeaway. We don't have one that delivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

We're doing exactly this. Mr should be working and I should be cleaning out the hot tub. Naked on the bed with a fan blowing on us it is

Sounds like you both need an assistant to me!

Is that a offer ?

Are the job benefits any good? "

I'm sure we could come up with some sort of benefits package that satisfies all parties

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

Uhhmmm not fabbing!

Oops. You should multitask....

One hand or two? "

Depends..... are they on you or me?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

We're doing exactly this. Mr should be working and I should be cleaning out the hot tub. Naked on the bed with a fan blowing on us it is

Sounds like you both need an assistant to me!

Is that a offer ?

Are the job benefits any good?

I'm sure we could come up with some sort of benefits package that satisfies all parties "

I'm definitely applying for the position. All positions please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be working but I'm sat at my desk with a slight semi looking for a naughty playmate

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Having just done a long cycle, I should be having a shower but too knackered to move right now so sat in the kitchen eating chocolate... replenishment!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm sat at my desk with a slight semi looking for a naughty playmate"

Only a slight semi? You're not working hard enough then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be working but I'm sat at my desk with a slight semi looking for a naughty playmate

Only a slight semi? You're not working hard enough then"

I clearly need an assistant

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I should be working out what to cook for dinner and finishing off sorting out a work related thing that I shouldn't even be doing but I'm really lovely. Instead I'm on fab, looking at when I can get in for a foof wax and wondering what new lingerie I should buy. It's a tough life.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having just done a long cycle, I should be having a shower but too knackered to move right now so sat in the kitchen eating chocolate... replenishment!"

That seems reasonable. However, I do believe that you will now need to prove to us all that you've showered after the chocolate.

A video will be acceptable.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint "

oi you nosey bint I don’t actually have to be doing anything. I’m just potering around in the garden and having a perv or 2 here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I should be thinking about what to make for dinner.

Instead, I'm busy browsing pictures of Meerkat style Penis. "

Why am I strangely intrigued as to what this is ??

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Logging off work shortly and then I am supposed to go for a run but lacking motivation

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm sat at my desk with a slight semi looking for a naughty playmate

Only a slight semi? You're not working hard enough then

I clearly need an assistant"

Sounds like it..... I'll find you a playmate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resting like a good girl

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working out what to cook for dinner and finishing off sorting out a work related thing that I shouldn't even be doing but I'm really lovely. Instead I'm on fab, looking at when I can get in for a foof wax and wondering what new lingerie I should buy. It's a tough life. "

Pasta with cheese. You're welcome.

Don't start with lingerie woman..... you're a bad influence with that and the reason my bank account hates me!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

oi you nosey bint I don’t actually have to be doing anything. I’m just potering around in the garden and having a perv or 2 here "

You called me a bint

Now I'm all hot and bothered.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be thinking about what to make for dinner.

Instead, I'm busy browsing pictures of Meerkat style Penis.

Why am I strangely intrigued as to what this is ?? "

Ones that are standing up tall looking like meerkats of course silly.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

oi you nosey bint I don’t actually have to be doing anything. I’m just potering around in the garden and having a perv or 2 here

You called me a bint

Now I'm all hot and bothered. "

wait till I grab you by that dress and drag you inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welding and perving.who says men can't multi task

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Should be ing, however on here, but would like to be between your legs licking, kissing and sucking……

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Logging off work shortly and then I am supposed to go for a run but lacking motivation "

And how can we assist with motivation?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Resting like a good girl "

You are a good girl..... so I've heard

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

oi you nosey bint I don’t actually have to be doing anything. I’m just potering around in the garden and having a perv or 2 here

You called me a bint

Now I'm all hot and bothered. wait till I grab you by that dress and drag you inside "

I'm in!!

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By *leasureman123Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Working but perving instead

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Welding and perving.who says men can't multi task "

Oh my word. Is it weird that I'm finding that exceedingly sexy?

I feel maybe pictures of you welding would be a good idea.

Direct to my box is fine of course

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Should be sat in the bath getting ready for work tonight which is exactly where I am

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Should be sat in the bath getting ready for work tonight which is exactly where I am "
mrs

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells


"Working. Always working. Never stop working.

Although this may be because I get distracted easily and spend most of my day on here "

This is me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be ing, however on here, but would like to be between your legs licking, kissing and sucking……"

Well golly m'gosh.....

I don't have a lollipop between them.... although I could arrange it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working but perving instead"

Just do a bit of work.... 5 mins work, 10 mins perve.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be sat in the bath getting ready for work tonight which is exactly where I am mrs "

Oh lord. Naked, wet Mrs Yummy.

Need a hand?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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No carbs, I'm on full fit-to-fuck mode so carbs have said farewell (apart from on Sunday when I see a princess).

Playful Promises have actually released a new collaboration line! Some really lovely sets in there, like this beautiful lace bra and knickers set that I'm sorely tempted by. It's difficult knowing the right thing to go for isn't it? I'd love to find a pale pink sheer lacy set. Maybe Shein but it might not arrive in time. There's a really nice lingerie company that I follow but I've forgotten my raunchy Twitter account name so can't log in and check their name.

Way too excited and waffling! Sorry about the bank balance.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Should be ing, however on here, but would like to be between your legs licking, kissing and sucking……

Well golly m'gosh.....

I don't have a lollipop between them.... although I could arrange it "

.

Fruit Pastille one would be a naughty fit….x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working. Always working. Never stop working.

Although this may be because I get distracted easily and spend most of my day on here

This is me "

Outrageous! I love it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No carbs, I'm on full fit-to-fuck mode so carbs have said farewell (apart from on Sunday when I see a princess).

Playful Promises have actually released a new collaboration line! Some really lovely sets in there, like this beautiful lace bra and knickers set that I'm sorely tempted by. It's difficult knowing the right thing to go for isn't it? I'd love to find a pale pink sheer lacy set. Maybe Shein but it might not arrive in time. There's a really nice lingerie company that I follow but I've forgotten my raunchy Twitter account name so can't log in and check their name.

Way too excited and waffling! Sorry about the bank balance. "

MELIFLUOUS!! Bad, bad girl. You know I can't resist.

When you fine out their name let me know?

And hmm. No carbs. In that case, chicken fajitas, no wrap for you!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be ing, however on here, but would like to be between your legs licking, kissing and sucking……

Well golly m'gosh.....

I don't have a lollipop between them.... although I could arrange it .

Fruit Pastille one would be a naughty fit….x"

I do actually have some of them.....

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Should be sat in the bath getting ready for work tonight which is exactly where I am mrs

Oh lord. Naked, wet Mrs Yummy.

Need a hand? "

I could most definitely use a hand if you are offering I'll set the shower head to tingle

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be sat in the bath getting ready for work tonight which is exactly where I am mrs

Oh lord. Naked, wet Mrs Yummy.

Need a hand? I could most definitely use a hand if you are offering I'll set the shower head to tingle "

Yes!! I'm on my way!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Should be ing, however on here, but would like to be between your legs licking, kissing and sucking……

Well golly m'gosh.....

I don't have a lollipop between them.... although I could arrange it .

Fruit Pastille one would be a naughty fit….x

I do actually have some of them.....

"

Or a twister…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going home but still grafting

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Having just done a long cycle, I should be having a shower but too knackered to move right now so sat in the kitchen eating chocolate... replenishment!

That seems reasonable. However, I do believe that you will now need to prove to us all that you've showered after the chocolate.

A video will be acceptable.

"

I'll consider it... I'm very shy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be ing, however on here, but would like to be between your legs licking, kissing and sucking……

Well golly m'gosh.....

I don't have a lollipop between them.... although I could arrange it .

Fruit Pastille one would be a naughty fit….x

I do actually have some of them.....

Or a twister… "

Interesting.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Going home but still grafting "

Nooooo. Go home!

Or stay here and perve.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be working but I'm sat at my desk with a slight semi looking for a naughty playmate

Only a slight semi? You're not working hard enough then

I clearly need an assistant

Sounds like it..... I'll find you a playmate "

If you could that would be awesome

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having just done a long cycle, I should be having a shower but too knackered to move right now so sat in the kitchen eating chocolate... replenishment!

That seems reasonable. However, I do believe that you will now need to prove to us all that you've showered after the chocolate.

A video will be acceptable.

I'll consider it... I'm very shy "

I'd say send it to me but sadly not possible....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm sat at my desk with a slight semi looking for a naughty playmate

Only a slight semi? You're not working hard enough then

I clearly need an assistant

Sounds like it..... I'll find you a playmate

If you could that would be awesome"

I'm working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking dinner but I feel so unwell and have no motivation to do anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Resting like a good girl

You are a good girl..... so I've heard "

Sometimes

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

Uhhmmm not fabbing!

Oops. You should multitask....

One hand or two?

Depends..... are they on you or me? "

Does it count as multitasking if they’re both on the same person??

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Got my marigolds on having a tidy up, But as always I'm distracted by boobs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cooking dinner but I feel so unwell and have no motivation to do anything "

Awwww honey! Don't do it. Relax.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

Or what are you doing as you fab?

Are you focused on the forum or multitasking in some way?

Should you be doing something you're avoiding?

Tell me. Tell all. Because I'm a nosey bint

Uhhmmm not fabbing!

Oops. You should multitask....

One hand or two?

Depends..... are they on you or me?

Does it count as multitasking if they’re both on the same person?? "

If you're using both then I'd say definitely

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Got my marigolds on having a tidy up, But as always I'm distracted by boobs "

For once I'm not guilty! Mine aren't out!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function "

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Sorting out dinner, but am perving instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much just oderd dinner pizza night lol xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sorting out dinner, but am perving instead "

Put something in the oven.... then perve!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not much just oderd dinner pizza night lol xx"

Can't we have Chinese instead?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)"

Had that last night

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

Had that last night "

There is only one thing better than Chinese night…. Back to back Chinese nights

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

Had that last night

There is only one thing better than Chinese night…. Back to back Chinese nights "

Should be working but gonna buy a chinese now.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

Had that last night

There is only one thing better than Chinese night…. Back to back Chinese nights "

Don’t encourage me. I need to lose 2 and half stone in 3 weeks

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

Had that last night

There is only one thing better than Chinese night…. Back to back Chinese nights

Don’t encourage me. I need to lose 2 and half stone in 3 weeks "

Why? And which limb you cutting off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much just oderd dinner pizza night lol xx

Can't we have Chinese instead? "

We shore can beautiful anything you want xxx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

Had that last night

There is only one thing better than Chinese night…. Back to back Chinese nights

Don’t encourage me. I need to lose 2 and half stone in 3 weeks

Why? And which limb you cutting off? "

.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Resting, had root canal surgery earlier this afternoon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list is endless.

Clearing out rooms

Packing to move

Doing my exam resit

Choreographing

Instead I've had a big meltdown, feel like a failure and just want to curl up in a ball and cry.

Came on to go back into hiding

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

Had that last night

There is only one thing better than Chinese night…. Back to back Chinese nights "

Yes!!

Marry me WestcountryDadBod. We can eat Chinese every day (well, maybe three times a week)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

Had that last night

There is only one thing better than Chinese night…. Back to back Chinese nights

Should be working but gonna buy a chinese now."

I think you left off the end of the sentence.... "and invite Posh round for dinner"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Doing dinner but I’m so tired I can barely function

Takeaway Nora! Get Chinese!

(I want Chinese)

Had that last night

There is only one thing better than Chinese night…. Back to back Chinese nights

Don’t encourage me. I need to lose 2 and half stone in 3 weeks "

Wtf Nora.

Noooooo......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Resting, had root canal surgery earlier this afternoon x "

Awwww..... sending boobie hugs xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not much just oderd dinner pizza night lol xx

Can't we have Chinese instead?

We shore can beautiful anything you want xxx "

Yay!!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Absolutely nothing at all, thank goodness for that. Sitting down drinking a cuppa lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be doing my gf, but she's in work. #neglectedboyfriend

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The list is endless.

Clearing out rooms

Packing to move

Doing my exam resit

Choreographing

Instead I've had a big meltdown, feel like a failure and just want to curl up in a ball and cry.

Came on to go back into hiding "

Sending massive hugs and hair strokes.

You are not a failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now,I have still done fuck all, really need to get my arse moving!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also dying from hay-fever, so I should be well but instead I'm a snotty, coughing, sneezing mess

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Absolutely nothing at all, thank goodness for that. Sitting down drinking a cuppa lush "

You win!! Definitely the perfect moment!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be doing my gf, but she's in work. #neglectedboyfriend"

I'd feel sorry for you..... but I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much just oderd dinner pizza night lol xx

Can't we have Chinese instead?

We shore can beautiful anything you want xxx

Yay!! "

Your welcome xxxz

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And now,I have still done fuck all, really need to get my arse moving!!"

You're having bum sex? Now I'm jealous!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Resting and I'm doing just that.

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm also dying from hay-fever, so I should be well but instead I'm a snotty, coughing, sneezing mess "

Ewwwww..... I hope you have hankies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The list is endless.

Clearing out rooms

Packing to move

Doing my exam resit

Choreographing

Instead I've had a big meltdown, feel like a failure and just want to curl up in a ball and cry.

Came on to go back into hiding "

Have a good old cry, get it out and start again xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Resting and I'm doing just that.

Jo.Xx "

You're such a good lass Jo

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By *uvs2snogMan
over a year ago

crawley

House to self for a couple of hours so ……

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"House to self for a couple of hours so …… "

Redecorating?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Absolutely nothing at all, thank goodness for that. Sitting down drinking a cuppa lush

You win!! Definitely the perfect moment!"

Yep even have a chocolate orange digestive to dunk in my tea, bliss

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I have finished dinner and I’m about to dead head flowers in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be doing quotes but really lacking motivation

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Resting and I'm doing just that.

Jo.Xx

You're such a good lass Jo "

I try.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be doing my gf, but she's in work. #neglectedboyfriend

I'd feel sorry for you..... but I don't "

I don't want your sympathy, I'm good....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm also dying from hay-fever, so I should be well but instead I'm a snotty, coughing, sneezing mess

Ewwwww..... I hope you have hankies...."

Kitchen roll

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By *inge1969Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Lying on the bed with a fan blowing across me.

Should be or are?

Are!"

Any room for another it’s hot in my car

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Sat on the side of the bath naked waiting for it to finish running while browsing the forums

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Absolutely nothing at all, thank goodness for that. Sitting down drinking a cuppa lush

You win!! Definitely the perfect moment!

Yep even have a chocolate orange digestive to dunk in my tea, bliss "

Well jell now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have finished dinner and I’m about to dead head flowers in the garden "

Sounds relaxing....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be doing quotes but really lacking motivation "

Anything we can do to motivate you?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sat on the side of the bath naked waiting for it to finish running while browsing the forums "

You just had to let us know you're naked.....

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Sat on the side of the bath naked waiting for it to finish running while browsing the forums

You just had to let us know you're naked....."

Care to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cooking dinner but I feel so unwell and have no motivation to do anything

Awwww honey! Don't do it. Relax."

No choice 3 hungry people waiting to be fed. It’s all in the oven now. Getting a chest infection and sore throat at 35 weeks pregnant is not fun

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sat on the side of the bath naked waiting for it to finish running while browsing the forums

You just had to let us know you're naked.....

Care to join me "

I'm in bed though.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cooking dinner but I feel so unwell and have no motivation to do anything

Awwww honey! Don't do it. Relax.

No choice 3 hungry people waiting to be fed. It’s all in the oven now. Getting a chest infection and sore throat at 35 weeks pregnant is not fun "

Not at all! Look after yourself. And make them wash up!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Kid free time so I should be taking advantage and arranging things, but I've lost my zing after the past week and I'm too wary to

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Kid free time so I should be taking advantage and arranging things, but I've lost my zing after the past week and I'm too wary to "

Sending boobie hugs xxxx

You're awesome

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Sat on the side of the bath naked waiting for it to finish running while browsing the forums

You just had to let us know you're naked.....

Care to join me

I'm in bed though....."

And you never invited me to join you I'm broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be concentrated on cooking...somehow fab is more interesting... great laugh out of it. thats all I'm getting I'm afraid.how sad is that?!

That's not sad my lovely..... it's about all we can hope for right now "

You could be right there too

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I should be cooking dinner, it is in the oven

I'm sat In last of the sun with a glass of wine and my phone

Jo x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sat on the side of the bath naked waiting for it to finish running while browsing the forums

You just had to let us know you're naked.....

Care to join me

I'm in bed though.....

And you never invited me to join you I'm broken "

Sorry.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be cooking dinner, it is in the oven

I'm sat In last of the sun with a glass of wine and my phone

Jo x"

That's a much better plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be going for a shower. Got waylaid when getting undressed.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Saving the world

The aliens

The whales

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be going for a shower. Got waylaid when getting undressed. "

In a good way I hope

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Saving the world

The aliens

The whales "

Well get on with it then Yas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be going for a shower. Got waylaid when getting undressed.

In a good way I hope "

Of course.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Saving the world

The aliens

The whales

Well get on with it then Yas! "

Will do

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Just finished in the gym and am sitting watching the first game of the NBA finals whilst waiting for Mrs T to finish her session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got a haircut..

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