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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Me me me

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far "

can I join you pretty please, I will Bering my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs to be big i cant fit in my bath im too wide up top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far "

I am the bath guy so I'm definitely not going to say no to this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me me me "

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far can I join you pretty please, I will Bering my "

Two 's bobbing up and down

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Me please!

Is it hot?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budge up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Needs to be big i cant fit in my bath im too wide up top "

I've got a rugby sized bath... Plenty of room.. Have a little stretch before it gets too big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see the need for this being a very big bath!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Thought I was already in there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far

I am the bath guy so I'm definitely not going to say no to this. "

Yaaayyyy smiley bath guy !! Now the party can start

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far can I join you pretty please, I will Bering my

Two 's bobbing up and down "

and very pretty ducks they are

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Oh god yes!

I'll bring a bottle and rose oil.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Me me me

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath "

I know il bring paddy with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far

I am the bath guy so I'm definitely not going to say no to this.

Yaaayyyy smiley bath guy !! Now the party can start "

Don't you worry, I'm not missing out on a bath if there is one going.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please!

Is it hot?!

Jo.Xx "

It's boiling... You might need to lie down and be fanned

Maybe one of the boys will offer to blow gently on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Budge up "

Splish splash.. Don't slip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can see the need for this being a very big bath!"

More the merrier.. Who's getting the tap tho?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought I was already in there. "

Oh i couldn't see you through the bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I jump in for a soak,I've had a crick in my neck for days

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By *analmaleMan
over a year ago

Hook

Wow great pics and gorgeous lingerie

Andy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far can I join you pretty please, I will Bering my

Two 's bobbing up and down and very pretty ducks they are "

Quack quack

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'll happily scrub some backs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Me please.... I'll bring big fluffy towels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god yes!

I'll bring a bottle and rose oil."

Oh I'm liking the sound of that very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me me me

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath

I know il bring paddy with me "

I hope he's cleaned his feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I jump in for a soak,I've had a crick in my neck for days "

Oh I've got a crick too... Maybe we can massage each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill bring the exfoliating mitt. Will reach those places you can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Needs to be big i cant fit in my bath im too wide up top

I've got a rugby sized bath... Plenty of room.. Have a little stretch before it gets too big! "

never had one of them with girls before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow great pics and gorgeous lingerie

Andy"

Imagine the show in a hot bubbly bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in? I can bring my own rubber ducky so yours doesn't get lonely xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll happily scrub some backs "

God i dont know when i last had my back scrubbed!

It's all i can think of now.. Wonder if my neighbour is busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please.... I'll bring big fluffy towels "

Yaaasss fluffy towels

Not white ones tho.. My purple hair dye will ruin them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill bring the exfoliating mitt. Will reach those places you can't "

Oooo I'm liking the sound of that!! Shall i bend over ??

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Me please!

Is it hot?!

Jo.Xx

It's boiling... You might need to lie down and be fanned

Maybe one of the boys will offer to blow gently on you "

Fantastic, just how I like it.

I also have D with me so he can offer fanning assistance too!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Needs to be big i cant fit in my bath im too wide up top

I've got a rugby sized bath... Plenty of room.. Have a little stretch before it gets too full!

never had one of them with girls before "

That's just how we roll on Fab.. Inclusive innit

"rugby baths for all"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill bring the exfoliating mitt. Will reach those places you can't

Oooo I'm liking the sound of that!! Shall i bend over ?? "

If you want me to get right in there, I would say so

I promise to be firm but gentle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I join in? I can bring my own rubber ducky so yours doesn't get lonely xxx"

Awww we're gonna have a flock soon

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Oh my, me please, I’ve forgot my trunks though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please!

Is it hot?!

Jo.Xx

It's boiling... You might need to lie down and be fanned

Maybe one of the boys will offer to blow gently on you

Fantastic, just how I like it.

I also have D with me so he can offer fanning assistance too!

Jo.Xx "

Oofftttt oh my, suddenly I'm feeling a bit hot, i might have to get out for a bit and lie down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill bring the exfoliating mitt. Will reach those places you can't

Oooo I'm liking the sound of that!! Shall i bend over ??

If you want me to get right in there, I would say so

I promise to be firm but gentle "

I can take it hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my, me please, I’ve forgot my trunks though "

Oh dear my clothes seem to have floated off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my, me please, I’ve forgot my trunks though "

I can live with that There's room next to me Fiddle

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh my, me please, I’ve forgot my trunks though

Oh dear my clothes seem to have floated off "

I’ll get them, and throw them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill bring the exfoliating mitt. Will reach those places you can't

Oooo I'm liking the sound of that!! Shall i bend over ??

If you want me to get right in there, I would say so

I promise to be firm but gentle

I can take it hard "

Best roll up my sleeves then, cover your eyes ladies and gentlemen, you may get something in your eyes

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh my, me please, I’ve forgot my trunks though

I can live with that There's room next to me Fiddle "

Or you could sit on my lap.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

This sounds like fun. It's a shame I'm working. I could always message my boss to say I'm taking a time out to jump in a bath with several horny fuckers.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If you require a bubble machine…..I’m your man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my, me please, I’ve forgot my trunks though

I can live with that There's room next to me Fiddle

Or you could sit on my lap. "

What a good idea

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I’m already in. Don’t mind me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds like fun. It's a shame I'm working. I could always message my boss to say I'm taking a time out to jump in a bath with several horny fuckers. "

I feel like there is an annual leave request option for this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my, me please, I’ve forgot my trunks though

Oh dear my clothes seem to have floated off

I’ll get them, and throw them out. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill bring the exfoliating mitt. Will reach those places you can't

Oooo I'm liking the sound of that!! Shall i bend over ??

If you want me to get right in there, I would say so

I promise to be firm but gentle

I can take it hard

Best roll up my sleeves then, cover your eyes ladies and gentlemen, you may get something in your eyes"

oofffftt harder, harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Needs to be big i cant fit in my bath im too wide up top

I've got a rugby sized bath... Plenty of room.. Have a little stretch before it gets too full!

never had one of them with girls before

That's just how we roll on Fab.. Inclusive innit

"rugby baths for all" "

then im in top bombing it is

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Any room for me?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Me please!

Is it hot?!

Jo.Xx

It's boiling... You might need to lie down and be fanned

Maybe one of the boys will offer to blow gently on you

Fantastic, just how I like it.

I also have D with me so he can offer fanning assistance too!

Jo.Xx

Oofftttt oh my, suddenly I'm feeling a bit hot, i might have to get out for a bit and lie down "

No worries Midnight. D has got you covered!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds like fun. It's a shame I'm working. I could always message my boss to say I'm taking a time out to jump in a bath with several horny fuckers. "

Just remind them 'it's ok to not be ok' and you need 60 mins personal time

I'm sure they won't mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you require a bubble machine…..I’m your man "

Oooooo bubbles ... I'll get the champagne glasses (plastic ones maybe in case of mishaps)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m already in. Don’t mind me! "

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Needs to be big i cant fit in my bath im too wide up top

I've got a rugby sized bath... Plenty of room.. Have a little stretch before it gets too full!

never had one of them with girls before

That's just how we roll on Fab.. Inclusive innit

"rugby baths for all" then im in top bombing it is "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any room for me? "

Still loads of room.. Its a bit steamy tho

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I’m already in. Don’t mind me!

Oh hello "

Good morning Pass the soap, please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me please!

Is it hot?!

Jo.Xx

It's boiling... You might need to lie down and be fanned

Maybe one of the boys will offer to blow gently on you

Fantastic, just how I like it.

I also have D with me so he can offer fanning assistance too!

Jo.Xx

Oofftttt oh my, suddenly I'm feeling a bit hot, i might have to get out for a bit and lie down

No worries Midnight. D has got you covered!

Jo.Xx "

Swoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m already in. Don’t mind me!

Oh hello

Good morning Pass the soap, please!"

It's on a rope so we can find it

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I’m already in. Don’t mind me!

Oh hello

Good morning Pass the soap, please!

It's on a rope so we can find it"

Ah, excellent! That rope may well come in handy!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far "

I do like a good bath

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far "

I'm waiting on me holiday so I can soak in jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m already in. Don’t mind me!

Oh hello

Good morning Pass the soap, please!

It's on a rope so we can find it

Ah, excellent! That rope may well come in handy!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far I do like a good bath "

I need to find myself a nice pair of boobies to relax my head onto.. Boobie pillows sigh

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

How deep is the water?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in "

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there room left?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far

I'm waiting on me holiday so I can soak in jacuzzi "

Can't we tempt you

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I’m already in. Don’t mind me!

Oh hello

Good morning Pass the soap, please!

It's on a rope so we can find it

Ah, excellent! That rope may well come in handy!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see the need for this being a very big bath!"

It's not a bath it's a swimming pool.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ill just stand here looking like a towel rail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How deep is the water?"

What did you have in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there room left?"

Of course , the more the merrier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can see the need for this being a very big bath!

It's not a bath it's a swimming pool.

"

If it was a swimming pool someone would have peed in it by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill just stand here looking like a towel rail. "

Jump in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room left?

Of course , the more the merrier! "

CANNONBALLLLLLLLL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far

I'm waiting on me holiday so I can soak in jacuzzi

Can't we tempt you "

Well...if ye insist...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ill just stand here looking like a towel rail.

Jump in! "

if i did all the water would jump out.

Eureka.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there room left?

Of course , the more the merrier!

CANNONBALLLLLLLLL"

No splashing!!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far I do like a good bath

I need to find myself a nice pair of boobies to relax my head onto.. Boobie pillows sigh "

I’ll happily join you there

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"How deep is the water?

What did you have in mind "

Oh you know.... maybe some edge play disguised as a baptism

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far

I'm waiting on me holiday so I can soak in jacuzzi

Can't we tempt you

Well...if ye insist... "

Yaayy.. Wriggle in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill just stand here looking like a towel rail.

Jump in! if i did all the water would jump out.

Eureka. "

it's a magic, never cooling, never emptying bath

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Ok, who just touched the butt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far I do like a good bath

I need to find myself a nice pair of boobies to relax my head onto.. Boobie pillows sigh I’ll happily join you there "

I feel like I'm missing out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How deep is the water?

What did you have in mind

Oh you know.... maybe some edge play disguised as a baptism "

Forgive me Father...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, who just touched the butt?"

I think it was Busty Belle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ill just stand here looking like a towel rail.

Jump in! if i did all the water would jump out.

Eureka.

it's a magic, never cooling, never emptying bath "

Are you wearing a blue bikini?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see the need for this being a very big bath!

It's not a bath it's a swimming pool.

If it was a swimming pool someone would have peed in it by now "

Yes me 3 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can see the need for this being a very big bath!

It's not a bath it's a swimming pool.

If it was a swimming pool someone would have peed in it by now

Yes me 3 times"

Woah woah woah... RED card! Out now!!

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Ooh, I'll jump in if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill just stand here looking like a towel rail.

Jump in! if i did all the water would jump out.

Eureka.

it's a magic, never cooling, never emptying bath

Are you wearing a blue bikini? "

You don't wear bikinis in a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see the need for this being a very big bath!

It's not a bath it's a swimming pool.

If it was a swimming pool someone would have peed in it by now

But Miss Miss...

Yes me 3 times

Woah woah woah... RED card! Out now!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see the need for this being a very big bath!

It's not a bath it's a swimming pool.

If it was a swimming pool someone would have peed in it by now

But Miss Miss...

Yes me 3 times

Woah woah woah... RED card! Out now!! "

But Miss Miss ..... I'll not do it again

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ill just stand here looking like a towel rail.

Jump in! if i did all the water would jump out.

Eureka.

it's a magic, never cooling, never emptying bath

Are you wearing a blue bikini?

You don't wear bikinis in a bath "

But I'm shy - i may not want everyone seeing my little willy.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit "

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can see the need for this being a very big bath!

It's not a bath it's a swimming pool.

If it was a swimming pool someone would have peed in it by now

Yes me 3 times

Woah woah woah... RED card! Out now!!

But Miss Miss...

"

In the corner, put those wet dirty pants in your mouth and think about what you've just done.. 1 minute please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill just stand here looking like a towel rail.

Jump in! if i did all the water would jump out.

Eureka.

it's a magic, never cooling, never emptying bath

Are you wearing a blue bikini?

You don't wear bikinis in a bath

But I'm shy - i may not want everyone seeing my little willy. "

Ok you can wear a bikini

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere "

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far I do like a good bath

I need to find myself a nice pair of boobies to relax my head onto.. Boobie pillows sigh I’ll happily join you there

I feel like I'm missing out "

can we share the same boobies

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Woohoo.

Errrrm hang on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to jump in my tub?!?

It's nice and big and filled with hot water and bubbles

There's just me and my so far I do like a good bath

I need to find myself a nice pair of boobies to relax my head onto.. Boobie pillows sigh I’ll happily join you there

I feel like I'm missing out can we share the same boobies "

We need to find some first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woohoo.

Errrrm hang on..."

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Ok, who just touched the butt?

I think it was Busty Belle "

She touched the butt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap "

It's taken

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Woohoo.

Errrrm hang on...

"

Damn. I'm poking out of the side. Not a good look.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Plenty of bubbles please

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"How deep is the water?

What did you have in mind

Oh you know.... maybe some edge play disguised as a baptism

Forgive me Father... "

Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, who just touched the butt?

I think it was Busty Belle

She touched the butt!!!"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Plenty of bubbles please"

All together now - group fart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

It's taken "

Oh lucky fiddle!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woohoo.

Errrrm hang on...

Damn. I'm poking out of the side. Not a good look. "

Nobody will notice.. Just embrace it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plenty of bubbles please"

I've turned the tap on

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Woohoo.

Errrrm hang on...

Damn. I'm poking out of the side. Not a good look.

Nobody will notice.. Just embrace it "

Does it make my bum look big?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How deep is the water?

What did you have in mind

Oh you know.... maybe some edge play disguised as a baptism

Forgive me Father...

Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven "

Give and it will be given to you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I want in as well but be aware that if you duck me under the water I won't come back up looking the same at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plenty of bubbles please

All together now - group fart. "

Out! Red card. In the corner to think about your actions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woohoo.

Errrrm hang on...

Damn. I'm poking out of the side. Not a good look.

Nobody will notice.. Just embrace it

Does it make my bum look big? "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Plenty of bubbles please

All together now - group fart.

Out! Red card. In the corner to think about your actions "

(Blows raspberry).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want in as well but be aware that if you duck me under the water I won't come back up looking the same at all "

No splashing Sophie!! Lets keep her looking pretty

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I want in as well but be aware that if you duck me under the water I won't come back up looking the same at all

No splashing Sophie!! Lets keep her looking pretty "

Are you inferring that guy me is ugly

Hahahahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I showered this morning, but if you insist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want in as well but be aware that if you duck me under the water I won't come back up looking the same at all

No splashing Sophie!! Lets keep her looking pretty

Are you inferring that guy me is ugly

Hahahahaaaa "

Attention everyone.... Please splash Sophie.. Show no mercy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got room for a 6ft little'un??

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Got room for a 6ft little'un?? "

Please get in this blue bikini and sit on my lap.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I want in as well but be aware that if you duck me under the water I won't come back up looking the same at all

No splashing Sophie!! Lets keep her looking pretty

Are you inferring that guy me is ugly

Hahahahaaaa

Attention everyone.... Please splash Sophie.. Show no mercy"

Bath War!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got room for a 6ft little'un?? "

There's a couple of people in the naughty corner, you can steal their spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want in as well but be aware that if you duck me under the water I won't come back up looking the same at all

No splashing Sophie!! Lets keep her looking pretty

Are you inferring that guy me is ugly

Hahahahaaaa

Attention everyone.... Please splash Sophie.. Show no mercy

Bath War!!!!!!!"

Attention fabbers, large hose required in the bath aisle... That's a large hose required in the bath aisle ASAP.. Thank you

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

It's taken "

Who's making room for me then

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

It's taken

Who's making room for me then "

You can come and sit right here

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

It's taken

Who's making room for me then

You can come and sit right here "

Don't mind me while I make myself comfortable

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

It's taken

Who's making room for me then

You can come and sit right here

Don't mind me while I make myself comfortable "

*Extends loofah in your direction*

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

It's taken

Who's making room for me then

You can come and sit right here

Don't mind me while I make myself comfortable

*Extends loofah in your direction* "

My that's a funny feeling loofah

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Me me me

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath

I know il bring paddy with me

I hope he's cleaned his feet "

His feet’s are very clean he baths with me every night

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

It's taken

Who's making room for me then

You can come and sit right here

Don't mind me while I make myself comfortable

*Extends loofah in your direction*

My that's a funny feeling loofah "

Oh! Ummm...my apologies! I totally thought that was the loofah! Midnight must have it!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Me me me

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath

I know il bring paddy with me

I hope he's cleaned his feet

His feet’s are very clean he baths with me every night "

It was you, wasn’t it Belle!?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Me me me

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath

I know il bring paddy with me

I hope he's cleaned his feet

His feet’s are very clean he baths with me every night

It was you, wasn’t it Belle!?"

What did I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t mind me, I’m just using the toilet whilst you’re all in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me me me

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath

I know il bring paddy with me

I hope he's cleaned his feet

His feet’s are very clean he baths with me every night "

Oh he can squeeze in then

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Me me me

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath

I know il bring paddy with me

I hope he's cleaned his feet

His feet’s are very clean he baths with me every night

It was you, wasn’t it Belle!?

What did I do "

You touched the butt!!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oh did the back scrubbing I'm getting in

Woohoo.. You might have to wriggle a bit

Oh I'm sure I can squeeze myself in somewhere

I think Fiddle was offering a lap

It's taken

Who's making room for me then

You can come and sit right here

Don't mind me while I make myself comfortable

*Extends loofah in your direction*

My that's a funny feeling loofah

Oh! Ummm...my apologies! I totally thought that was the loofah! Midnight must have it! "

Oh I wasn't complaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for one more? "

We've still got lots of hot water + bubbles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’m just using the toilet whilst you’re all in the bath "

Don't splash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’m just using the toilet whilst you’re all in the bath "

Number one or a number two??

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Any room for me?

Still loads of room.. Its a bit steamy tho "

Not a problem. "Strips down and joins in"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t mind me, I’m just using the toilet whilst you’re all in the bath

Number one or a number two?? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any room for me?

Still loads of room.. Its a bit steamy tho

Not a problem. "Strips down and joins in""

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Wow! It filled up quickly. Not surprising though. I’m going to slip in too!

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By *unandgamegeekMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Any ladies want their backs scrubbing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow! It filled up quickly. Not surprising though. I’m going to slip in too! "

Ooo just in time, I'm thinking of pulling the plug out in a minute

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Wow! It filled up quickly. Not surprising though. I’m going to slip in too!

Ooo just in time, I'm thinking of pulling the plug out in a minute "

Are your fingers starting to prune?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Er….I really need a wee…but am also really lazy….and the toilet is so far away…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has this bath not gone cold yet? I do hope the hot water's being topped up!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Me me me

I knew you'd be first, any excuse for a bath

I know il bring paddy with me

I hope he's cleaned his feet

His feet’s are very clean he baths with me every night

It was you, wasn’t it Belle!?

What did I do

You touched the butt!!! "

Your butt maybe I did

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Has this bath not gone cold yet? I do hope the hot water's being topped up!"

Hello I’m here the expert at topping up a bath

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Don’t mind me, I’m just using the toilet whilst you’re all in the bath

Number one or a number two?? "

Two obvs. A number 1 I’d just do in the bath

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow! It filled up quickly. Not surprising though. I’m going to slip in too!

Ooo just in time, I'm thinking of pulling the plug out in a minute

Are your fingers starting to prune? "

I've gone wrinkly all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Er….I really need a wee…but am also really lazy….and the toilet is so far away….."

Nooooooo don't even think about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I'm pulling the plug out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I too late?"

Quick put the plug back in, Jim's here with his

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Am I too late?

Quick put the plug back in, Jim's here with his mum "

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late?

Quick put the plug back in, Jim's here with his "

I'll splash you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late?

Quick put the plug back in, Jim's here with his mum . "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I too late?

Quick put the plug back in, Jim's here with his mum . "

Wag wag, you are soooo naughty

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