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"12 bottles of bleach please" No problem can I ask what are you doing with it and are you over 18 | |||
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"12 bottles of bleach please" Make sure you cover your beard before you ask for these so they don't know it's you  | |||
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"4 candles?" Classic line | |||
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"2 thingamyjigs 4 whatnots And a dohicky " why you not speak English | |||
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"2 thingamyjigs 4 whatnots And a dohicky why you not speak English "Some shop keeper you are | |||
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"2 thingamyjigs 4 whatnots And a dohicky why you not speak English
Some shop keeper you are"your bared get out don't darken my doorstep | |||
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"12 bottles of bleach please Make sure you cover your beard before you ask for these so they don't know it's you "*shaking head* counter surveillance bro | |||
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"12 pack of condoms x2 please gonna be a busy weekend lol" is that enough seem a bit of a light weight to me  | |||
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"12 bottles of bleach please Make sure you cover your beard before you ask for these so they don't know it's you
*shaking head* counter surveillance bro"Swallow your sim card and get on those squat jogs bro, you'll never be caught | |||
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"12 pack of condoms x2 please gonna be a busy weekend lolis that enough seem a bit of a light weight to me "I'd have asked for 144 ..but that's gross  | |||
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"2 thingamyjigs 4 whatnots And a dohicky why you not speak English
Some shop keeper you areyour bared get out don't darken my doorstep "Do you have any dodads? | |||
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"2 thingamyjigs 4 whatnots And a dohicky why you not speak English
Some shop keeper you areyour bared get out don't darken my doorstep
Do you have any dodads?"Oh and a tube of elbow grease and 5 liters of tartan paint preferably Anderson | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. " I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them | |||
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"12 pack of condoms x2 please gonna be a busy weekend lolis that enough seem a bit of a light weight to me I'd have asked for 144 ..but that's gross "Genius.  | |||
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"2 thingamyjigs 4 whatnots And a dohicky why you not speak English
Some shop keeper you areyour bared get out don't darken my doorstep
Do you have any dodads?
Oh and a tube of elbow grease and 5 liters of tartan paint preferably Anderson "bucket of steam as well long wait met your type before  | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them "What kind of shop is this? Or don't you know what it is? | |||
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"12 bottles of bleach please Make sure you cover your beard before you ask for these so they don't know it's you
*shaking head* counter surveillance bro
Swallow your sim card and get on those squat jogs bro, you'll never be caught "Its my IRA voice. Brilliant movie  | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? "I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that "In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell. Erotic badges and fab earrings. | |||
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"A cordless extension lead and some tartan paint please " madam you are a trouble causer testing my patience get out you are bared | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that
In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.
Erotic badges and fab earrings. "off the back.of a lorry | |||
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"A water hammer. Preferably dry " Don't sell them in England | |||
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"A balloon of dry ice smoke " Wonka get out you are bared | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that
In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.
Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry "No I make them | |||
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"A balloon of dry ice smoke Wonka get out you are bared "Awwwwwww I still have a list of things I need | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that
In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.
Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry
No I make them "I get kids coming in here | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that
In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.
Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry
No I make them I get kids coming in here "They can eat cake | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that
In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.
Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry
No I make them I get kids coming in here
They can eat cake "What's in the cake you worry me | |||
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"A balloon of dry ice smoke Wonka get out you are bared
Awwwwwww I still have a list of things I need "OK you are not bared | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that
In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.
Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry
No I make them I get kids coming in here
They can eat cake What's in the cake you worry me "Depends on what type of cake it is! Ask anyone whose had my cakes. Nothing naughty I save that for the erotic badges. | |||
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"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them
What kind of shop is this?
Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that
In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.
Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry
No I make them I get kids coming in here
They can eat cake What's in the cake you worry me
Depends on what type of cake it is!
Ask anyone whose had my cakes.
Nothing naughty I save that for the erotic badges.
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