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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was in Waitrose Friday getting flowers. Had this man come up saying Don't men get you flowers .. you should never have to get them for yourself .. Men like me love giving flowers. Made me smile and i keep seeing him around super market smiling away , lol Have you got a chat up line ? and what have people said to you over the years that made you smile .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite chat up line is 'can you swim? Fancy a length?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the guy wanted to be friendzoned. Really hard too.

I usually do chat up lines for a laugh and when I am d*unk. The cheesier the better.

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By *heplayerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Have you got a mirror in your knickers ? Because I can see myself in them tonight ! It either gets me laid or a slap lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got a mirror in your knickers ? Because I can see myself in them tonight ! It either gets me laid or a slap lol "
I love that one. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got a mirror in your knickers ? Because I can see myself in them tonight ! It either gets me laid or a slap lol "
. Ha ha love it

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By *heplayerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ha I would nt mind trying out on you s lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha I would nt mind trying out on you s lol "
well i think if you can make a lady smile your half way there .

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed?

Because I've been seeing people behind your back.Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.

You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER

!I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig.

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My favourite chat up line:'I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while d*unk, and I'd like to add you to that list.'

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I walked up to a bird in a night club last night and said "you must be the best looking girl in this place!"

"What makes you say that?" she asked with a gleaming smile.

"12 bottles of Corona, 7 sambucca shots and 3 lines of ," I replied.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed?

Because I've been seeing people behind your back.Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.

You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER

!I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig."
Well that's very different .. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha I would nt mind trying out on you s lol "
. It would work too it's all in laughing x

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Just a few to have a laugh lol

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By *heplayerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Were do you drink then lol

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Your dad must be a chicken farmer

Cz you certainly know how to raise a cock )

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Chat Up line of the day:

"Do you work at Subway?

Because you just gave me a footlong"

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What's got 147 teeth n holds back the incredible Hulk???

My zip )

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Chat up line:"

Are you an archaeologist? '

Cos I've just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's got 147 teeth n holds back the incredible Hulk???

My zip )"
lol Thats a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed?

Because I've been seeing people behind your back.Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.

You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER

!I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig."

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Not having much luck with the ladies? Try some of these chat up lines:I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt

)Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for the Post Office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 

(Look down at your crotch) 

Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? 

Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a transformer, then you would be Optimus Fine

Wanna play heads or tails? Heads you give me tail, tails you give me head! :p

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Roses are red;

Violets are blue;

I've got a knife...

Get in the van.

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By *attman23Man
over a year ago

Wath

The cheesiest chat up line that I have ever used is:

Me- Are your eyelashes fake?

Her- No why?

Me- Really? Close your eyes a second,

When closed I kissed her.

I'm ashamed I ever used such a cheesy line but it worked and we were together for 6 years and got engaged also lol

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By *onboy777Man
over a year ago

Newark

Heard one on one off those late night love radio show adverts still makes me laugh now " my names John but women call me frequently"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heard one on one off those late night love radio show adverts still makes me laugh now " my names John but women call me frequently" "
Thats a good one xxx

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By *onboy777Man
over a year ago

Newark


"Heard one on one off those late night love radio show adverts still makes me laugh now " my names John but women call me frequently" Thats a good one xxx "

Do you think I'd do any good with It ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my love for you is like diorreah,i just cannot hold it in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if u had a party in your mouth could i cum x

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