FabSwingers.com forum: You can’t handle the truth!

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Pretty much everyone lies to some extent, big or small. From “I don’t want anything for my birthday” or “No dear, your bum doesn’t look big” all the way to “I was out with my mates” and “That money just appeared in my account”.

Little white lies and big black ones (lies, folks, lies. You filthy lot!) they eat away at consciences and trust, so unburden yourself!

Speak the truth, completely and totally but totally out of context.

Ease your soul but without incriminating yourself, because otherwise that would just be daft!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

You got all week

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Your opinion matters less to me than the seagull shit on my driveway.

(Not you OP)

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Your opinion matters less to me than the seagull shit on my driveway.

(Not you OP)"

It’s probably appropriate for me as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything is in the mind op, lying to oneself is the biggest self betrayal there is

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your opinion matters less to me than the seagull shit on my driveway.

(Not you OP)

It’s probably appropriate for me as well!

Nah. Your opinion matters slightly more than the seagull shit.

Fuck me, I'm such a smooth talker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't really me, I just couldn't stand you anymore.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Everything is in the mind op, lying to oneself is the biggest self betrayal there is

I think that you missed the point of the thread…

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Your opinion matters less to me than the seagull shit on my driveway.

(Not you OP)

It’s probably appropriate for me as well!

Nah. Your opinion matters slightly more than the seagull shit.

Fuck me, I'm such a smooth talker!

Oooft! That’s the nicest thing that anyone has written to me on this thread with your name

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I hate football really !

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I hate football really ! "

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It was my evil twin brother who you slept with not me

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"It was my evil twin brother who you slept with not me"

Tell him he's a great Shag.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"It was my evil twin brother who you slept with not me

Tell him he's a great Shag. "

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

I’m just here for the sex and that’s it!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It wasn’t the cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your opinion matters less to me than the seagull shit on my driveway.

(Not you OP)"

Ok I speak the truth your so beautiful and sexy careing and compassionate xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do speak the truth one off my flaws I don’t have a filter so to speek I speek exactly what’s on my mind at all times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England are totally gonna win tonight

Sorry not sorry

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

It wasn't a fair price. It was astronomically high. I won't be ringing you in a day or two at all because I make my mind up right away and woof .... it's not you.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I am not at all concerned about how I shall feel living completely on my own, not even a pet, in the near future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be glad when it's over.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I have to tell the truth, if I don't I have to remember what I said.

If I don't lie I just say what's happened or what I'm doing and I don't have to remember anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 1 person has 100% my truth but now nobody will have my truth i will trust nobody else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I do speak the truth one off my flaws I don’t have a filter so to speek I speek exactly what’s on my mind at all times lol "

That is what is so refreshing about you.

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

Comedy is Truth

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

"England are totally gonna win tonight

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do speak the truth one off my flaws I don’t have a filter so to speek I speek exactly what’s on my mind at all times lol

That is what is so refreshing about you. "

Awww thanks so much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comedy is Truth"

Caricature of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry it's not you, it's me. Then watch the tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry it's not you, it's me. Then watch the tears "

If only it was always the truth.

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