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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bring all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in "

My mate (me) says she (I) can see your bum

(Please note, this is not the general idea of the thread)

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Go on then as it's the Posh ones thread I'll have a play...

Don't hold out much hope but you never know

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate said, posh, your bum looks good enough to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Can we play?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'll have a dabble

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in don't expect much in return lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My mate would like to tell Tindergirl and Fallen Angel ( greedy ) that they both have a long term admirer and he will never reveal his secret identity

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can I play please! Filters down so can be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate would like to tell Tindergirl and Fallen Angel ( greedy ) that they both have a long term admirer and he will never reveal his secret identity "

Thanks sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Can I play x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My mate said, posh, your bum looks good enough to eat "

It'll raise the blood sugar if nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will play xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds complex but il manage it lol but what if the mate pinches the one you fancy im dubious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attempting to play!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in. X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi Fucknugget....

My sexy mate says pull those shorts down

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"My mate would like to tell Tindergirl and Fallen Angel ( greedy ) that they both have a long term admirer and he will never reveal his secret identity "

Well that's just no fun now is it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fallen Angel my love..... my sexy mate says....

Please could you let Fallen Angel know that I fancy her and did even before her hot pics stardom!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds complex but il manage it lol but what if the mate pinches the one you fancy im dubious "

You'll be fine.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My very sexy mate would like to ask Westcountrydadbob what time do you want me round with my bag of toys then.

I promise with one night of me in your hot tub and you will be smiling for a week

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Are there any chunky lovers?

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By *zlakMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Go on then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got any mates

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By *h508Man
over a year ago

Guildford

I’ll be in for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See already did it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notsoposh, my sexy mate says

Could you tell Posh I want to surprise her wearing nothing but my driving gloves and spank that bottom

I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fallen Angel my love..... my sexy mate says....

Please could you let Fallen Angel know that I fancy her and did even before her hot pics stardom!"

Fame won’t change me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oi Fucknugget....

My sexy mate says pull those shorts down "

Absofuckinlutely whoever you are , I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then.

But I'm no good at passing on messages.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"My very sexy mate would like to ask Westcountrydadbob what time do you want me round with my bag of toys then.

I promise with one night of me in your hot tub and you will be smiling for a week "

Who is this WestcountrydadBob fella… sounds like an imposter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jlamotta - my extremely sexy and lovely mate said - Tell JLamotta that I think he should come here and see if some of his super sexiness could rub off on me. And we should keep trying until it does

You definitely should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to fuck this up, but what the hell

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"My mate would like to tell Tindergirl and Fallen Angel ( greedy ) that they both have a long term admirer and he will never reveal his secret identity

Thanks sausage "

That obvious?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"See already did it wrong "

I’m sure they fluttered anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jlamotta - my extremely sexy and lovely mate said - Tell JLamotta that I think he should come here and see if some of his super sexiness could rub off on me. And we should keep trying until it does

You definitely should "

We won't know till we try

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There is a sexy mate of mine in my box (I wish ) who says...

Wildblonde..I love your sensual, sophisticated pics that hint at so much more...

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate would like to tell Tindergirl and Fallen Angel ( greedy ) that they both have a long term admirer and he will never reveal his secret identity

Thanks sausage

That obvious? "

No, I’m just good at sussing these things

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My sexy Southern mate would like to tell Darker Night that she'd like to shine up his helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in xxxx

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"My mate would like to tell Tindergirl and Fallen Angel ( greedy ) that they both have a long term admirer and he will never reveal his secret identity

Thanks sausage

That obvious?

No, I’m just good at sussing these things "

Well I cannot confirm nor deny haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a very sexy man for testarossa - You seem like a lovely person, with gorgeous curves. If I wasn’t below your age range (and also short ) I would absolutely be in touch. I’ll continue to admire from afar!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

I’m in, and I cannot deny there are a few lovely ladies on this thread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My mate would like to tell Fallen Angel that if her flags need a pole I'd be happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from my super sexy friend for Black Concrete - Tell BlackConcrete I'd like to see how hard he gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate would like to tell Fallen Angel that if her flags need a pole I'd be happy to help"

What! But then I’d be naked, oh, right, I get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate would like to tell Fallen Angel that if her flags need a pole I'd be happy to help"

Ohhh that was creative!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My mate would like to ask Tindergirl when she is coming to sit on his face so he can kiss lick and bite that bottom please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy Southern mate would like to tell Darker Night that she'd like to shine up his helmet "
look at my mirror balls look at them shine look at them shine very nice of you southern person il go get the polish shall i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from posh - Could you please tell NotSoPosh that she looks a bit lonely in her bed, need a big spoon?

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate would like to tell Fallen Angel that if her flags need a pole I'd be happy to help

Ohhh that was creative!! "

It was, I was impressed

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

MacDreamy you lucky man my beautiful friend says

Please tell MacDreamy that he's always been right on the top of my hotlist

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"My mate would like to ask Tindergirl when she is coming to sit on his face so he can kiss lick and bite that bottom please "

How about you come here

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild


"Message from my super sexy friend for Black Concrete - Tell BlackConcrete I'd like to see how hard he gets "

Oh my.. I'm sure we can find out one way or another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I am in and happy to post messages

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"MacDreamy you lucky man my beautiful friend says

Please tell MacDreamy that he's always been right on the top of my hotlist"

Thanks, whoever that was. I'm sure you are on mine too! X

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Yoo-hoo drama free this one's for you...

My very sexy friend ask me to tell you

Please tell Drama Freee that I'd love to get my hands on him. And my mouth. And see what happens

I would

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

NYC sausage - a very sexy young lady would like to see if you and her can ruin a bed next time.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There's a sexy gent who wants me to tell What a girl wants -

I'd (he'd) like to look into your eyes, undress you slowly, caress your gorgeous boobs and tease your nipples. Xx

Oooofftt

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message from posh - Could you please tell NotSoPosh that she looks a bit lonely in her bed, need a big spoon?

Do it "

Yes! She does!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have an observant and sexy fellow who wishes me to tell the gorgeous Fallen Angel....

She got the words in the wrong order in her new pic. It should be 'England will win'.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yoo-hoo drama free this one's for you...

My very sexy friend ask me to tell you

Please tell Drama Freee that I'd love to get my hands on him. And my mouth. And see what happens

I would "

I'll go fuel the car up!!

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

In for now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will play for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh definitely count me in peeps.

Happy to be sexy post Mistress, just let me find my glasses and stamper

NBVN x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

darker knight, my gorgeous mate wants to know "when do I get an invite to his bat cave x"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In and message sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinder , you need some cream on your strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an observant and sexy fellow who wishes me to tell the gorgeous Fallen Angel....

She got the words in the wrong order in her new pic. It should be 'England will win'. "

Yes, it should, but then I’d get told off for cursing the game if we don’t

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My sexy ass friend would like to tell Sbot that they're a sexy pair and I shall lust from afar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"darker knight, my gorgeous mate wants to know "when do I get an invite to his bat cave x""
mad this wrecks the brain not knowing who folks are hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an observant and sexy fellow who wishes me to tell the gorgeous Fallen Angel....

She got the words in the wrong order in her new pic. It should be 'England will win'.

Yes, it should, but then I’d get told off for cursing the game if we don’t "

It was a good spot by either noticed it. I'm just glad the lucky flags are back

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"My sexy ass friend would like to tell Sbot that they're a sexy pair and I shall lust from afar "

I think that was for us. Thank you whoever you are x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Ohhh Sausage it's your luckily day as someone dead gorgeous says she might you for that coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an observant and sexy fellow who wishes me to tell the gorgeous Fallen Angel....

She got the words in the wrong order in her new pic. It should be 'England will win'.

Yes, it should, but then I’d get told off for cursing the game if we don’t

It was a good spot by either noticed it. I'm just glad the lucky flags are back "

And my camouflage trousers

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm so lucky to have so many sexy mates..... one of whom says....

Could you please tell WildBlonde69 that I've admired her pics for a while and she is stunning. If I were only a few years older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreamy eyes - my sexy mate says - Can you simply say to Dreamy Eyes please ... Gimme , Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a lovely lady to black concrete ...

lovely pics.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agent Coulson one for you: a sexy lady says:

I'm still planning on coming and tasting his goods

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Ohhh Sausage it's your luckily day as someone dead gorgeous says she might you for that coffee. "

Erk MEET you for that coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an observant and sexy fellow who wishes me to tell the gorgeous Fallen Angel....

She got the words in the wrong order in her new pic. It should be 'England will win'.

Yes, it should, but then I’d get told off for cursing the game if we don’t

It was a good spot by either noticed it. I'm just glad the lucky flags are back

And my camouflage trousers "

They're an exceptional fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a sexy man for quim - Would you come and sit on my lap and wiggle, see what comes up

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"darker knight, my gorgeous mate wants to know "when do I get an invite to his bat cave x"mad this wrecks the brain not knowing who folks are hahaha"

I have an update from the gorgeous mate....

She says she wants to wreck your body, not your mind.

(Just say yes!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Justin cider from my super sexy friend - Please tell JustinCider888 I'd like to be his mate. A very,very close mate indeed

Can I come

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

JandJ1 could you please ask them (my sexy mate says) if she'd like her bum or her nipples nibbled on first?

Oofftt

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Oh I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dreamy eyes - my sexy mate says - Can you simply say to Dreamy Eyes please ... Gimme , Now "

Don't be greedy......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder..... TG! Sexy lady!

I've got a proper sexy man in my box who says....

I'll swipe right once i expand my location range by 60 miles

You should too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for Darker Knight...

That is quite the penis you have there, could I borrow it for a couple of hours soon please? 

NBVN x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tinder..... TG! Sexy lady!

I've got a proper sexy man in my box who says....

I'll swipe right once i expand my location range by 60 miles

You should too."

Oooh now this is interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jandj1- a message from a very hot pair! Can you pass on to jandj1 that they are exceptional x

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland & Paisley

I'm in

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By *h508Man
over a year ago

Guildford

These threads really do fulfil all of my nosey desires

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Here’s a special message for a lucky guy:

Please tell WestcountryDadBod that your mate says her kitty needs a stroke

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

pat-mustard you make my sexy female friend wish she'd moved back east

She's adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a sexy man for quim - Would you come and sit on my lap and wiggle, see what comes up"

Oh my! I would squish him first

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m happy to pass on messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These threads really do fulfil all of my nosey desires "

The OP and those receiving messages know everyone's secrets now. We've been played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catnipkittykat.... You can have all the love in the world, but we could have all the lust in the universe

NBVN x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't wish to be demanding..... but WHERE'S THE LUST FOR THE OP??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a very sexy man for testarossa - You seem like a lovely person, with gorgeous curves. If I wasn’t below your age range (and also short ) I would absolutely be in touch. I’ll continue to admire from afar!"

Thankyou xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder...... I've another one for you

My mate says would you be so kind as to give her a snog as soon as possible

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Here’s a special message for a lucky guy:

Please tell WestcountryDadBod that your mate says her kitty needs a stroke"

Tell her I’ll make her purrrrr

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tinder...... I've another one for you

My mate says would you be so kind as to give her a snog as soon as possible "

Get le buttocks here post haste and I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in sporadically, between work

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tinder...... I've another one for you

My mate says would you be so kind as to give her a snog as soon as possible

Get le buttocks here post haste and I will "

I'm so on my way

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Hey posh! I'll play

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Sorry but out as postie for a while sorry guys xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for Darker Knight...

That is quite the penis you have there, could I borrow it for a couple of hours soon please? 

NBVN x "

standard post or special delivery?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey posh! I'll play "

Hey sexy lady!

My mate me says you're so lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"darker knight, my gorgeous mate wants to know "when do I get an invite to his bat cave x"mad this wrecks the brain not knowing who folks are hahaha

I have an update from the gorgeous mate....

She says she wants to wreck your body, not your mind.

(Just say yes!)"

but but but i dont get wrecked i do the wrecking

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Catnipkittykat.... You can have all the love in the world, but we could have all the lust in the universe

NBVN x"

Oerr thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some gorgeous looking ladies in here today

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"I'm so lucky to have so many sexy mates..... one of whom says....

Could you please tell WildBlonde69 that I've admired her pics for a while and she is stunning. If I were only a few years older "

Give it a couple of years then

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Agent Coulson one for you: a sexy lady says:

I'm still planning on coming and tasting his goods"

Ooo heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry but out as postie for a while sorry guys xx"

One job Grumpy!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"darker knight, my gorgeous mate wants to know "when do I get an invite to his bat cave x"mad this wrecks the brain not knowing who folks are hahaha

I have an update from the gorgeous mate....

She says she wants to wreck your body, not your mind.

(Just say yes!)but but but i dont get wrecked i do the wrecking "

Oh honey. Not with this one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sorry but out as postie for a while sorry guys xx

One job Grumpy!! "

I know sorry but had a few issues and don't have time lol , back soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catnipkittykat.. a follow on message

She's so welcome... Just look out for a nice man, many miles away who's visited her profile.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"darker knight, my gorgeous mate wants to know "when do I get an invite to his bat cave x"mad this wrecks the brain not knowing who folks are hahaha

I have an update from the gorgeous mate....

She says she wants to wreck your body, not your mind.

(Just say yes!)but but but i dont get wrecked i do the wrecking

Oh honey. Not with this one "

hmmmm curiouser and curiouser

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cherry my lovely.... my sexy mate says....

Cherry Onatop, you can give the cherry and I'll provide the cream

You'll kill him.... but he will die happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so lucky to have so many sexy mates..... one of whom says....

Could you please tell WildBlonde69 that I've admired her pics for a while and she is stunning. If I were only a few years older

Give it a couple of years then "

Do you have 9?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh yay! I'm in

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

NVBN a hottie wants you to know

"im psychically putting my fingers in her as a birthday pressie your welcome"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MrsSapphire.... there is a proper sexy man in my box who says I should tell you....

I'd like to make her my prey

(And if I were you I'd say yes. I totally would)

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Mrs Sapphire this gorgeous chap would like your bottom in his face or at least in his inbox.

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm in for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, I'm happy to play postie too

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Catnipkittykat.. a follow on message

She's so welcome... Just look out for a nice man, many miles away who's visited her profile.

NBVN x"

Love a follow up. Come visit my inbox next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for my beautiful friend posh- this sexy man says Fingers, feathers, fur or all 3

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MissSapphire you lucky lass.... my sexy AF mate wants me to tell you that she (you) needs to give me (him) a thorough inspection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrsSapphire ...

I could be the 'Diamond in the Rough' to shine next to her beautiful sapphire.

NBVN x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for my beautiful friend posh- this sexy man says Fingers, feathers, fur or all 3 "

Goodness......depends what he's planning to do with them. Bug I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NVBN a hottie wants you to know

"im psychically putting my fingers in her as a birthday pressie your welcome" "

Ooh phwoar

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very sexy lady friend wants pat-mustard to know that he has caused fanny flutters and wet knickers on several occasions here

Can you teach me this trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very sexy lady friend wants pat-mustard to know that he has caused fanny flutters and wet knickers on several occasions here

Can you teach me this trick "

Sure. Just relax your bladder as you would when taking a tinkle. Just don't remove your underwear. Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wonderful mate has said...

Can you ask Dreamy Eyes if I can borrow her football please, and does she have her camera ready?

I bet you would have all sorts of fun with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for foolhardy, from a very sexy woman- A message for foolhardly - He is growing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Just call me Dave, from my super sexy mate-you might not expect much but you are gonna get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for the lovely wastelandflower, my sexy mate says Can you tell wastelandflower that she's absolutely up my street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has asked me to send a message for cherry id like to massage your anus with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for foolhardy, from a very sexy woman- A message for foolhardly - He is growing on me "

I'll take that

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Westcountrydad what have you been up to!

My sexy mate says WestcountryDadBod that his picture has had me distracted since he sent it

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Hey Wastelandflower

My very handsome mate wants to say that he isn’t sure what that lip bite is for, but he wishes he was the reason

If you messaged him I’m sure you’d be biting your lip in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah go on I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you please tell wastelandflower that I love the way she bites her lip and would love to kiss them better.

NBVN x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Westcountrydad what have you been up to!

My sexy mate says WestcountryDadBod that his picture has had me distracted since he sent it"

Oops I shall refrain in future, don’t want to be the cause of procrastination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrsSapphire.... there is a proper sexy man in my box who says I should tell you....

I'd like to make her my prey

(And if I were you I'd say yes. I totally would)"

get In my inbox now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Sapphire this gorgeous chap would like your bottom in his face or at least in his inbox. "

Tell me which inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very naughty lady says:

Would you please tell JLamotta and Mr Monkey I'd like them to report to my office. I need to discuss the fact that they're being far too sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wonderful mate has said...

Can you ask Dreamy Eyes if I can borrow her football please, and does she have her camera ready?

I bet you would have all sorts of fun with that "

I'd love to take some photos for you one day, but only if I can be in them too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JandJ1 could you please ask them (my sexy mate says) if she'd like her bum or her nipples nibbled on first?

Oofftt"

oh choices . Let you decide

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Westcountrydad what have you been up to!

My sexy mate says WestcountryDadBod that his picture has had me distracted since he sent it

Oops I shall refrain in future, don’t want to be the cause of perving "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jandj1- a message from a very hot pair! Can you pass on to jandj1 that they are exceptional x

"

oh how very kind !! A tenner in the post for that !! We modestly will say maybe a little lower than exceptional but we will take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a super sexy man - Please tell Tindergirl my mind is dirtier than my hands and if she's free later I'd love her to help me purge it, so it (and invite me )

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Message from a super sexy man - Please tell Tindergirl my mind is dirtier than my hands and if she's free later I'd love her to help me purge it, so it (and invite me )"

Oh I'm always up for getting a little filthy

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Hey MrsSapphire

My awesome mate says that your profile pic is stopping him from doing is work!

And me to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very naughty lady says:

Would you please tell JLamotta and Mr Monkey I'd like them to report to my office. I need to discuss the fact that they're being far too sexy"

Yes ma'am, reporting

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

I’ll join in why not

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Jandj1- a message from a very hot pair! Can you pass on to jandj1 that they are exceptional x

oh how very kind !! A tenner in the post for that !! We modestly will say maybe a little lower than exceptional but we will take it "

I agree with the couple - you are rather lovely.

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