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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

For the interrogation that my parents give me every time they come up.

1. you got a boyfriend yet

2. Have you brought new clothes

3. Are you eating healthily.

4. Hope you not drinking to much (I swear my parents think I am an alcoholic)

5. my mum still asks have I brushed my teeth. (I have been brushing 3 times a day for the past 30 years)

6. have I given up smoking (after smoking 10 fags after 10 mins with my mother

7. your sister never gives us any problems (my sister farts smell of roses)

The list goes on.....however they are my parents and I love them!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My mum just lets me get on with things, she did wait until i was trapped in the car once on the motorway and said she was going to sign me up to a dating site, this is years ago. As for jay shes just grateful someone wants me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My mums like that.

Luckily my dad is sound and we often have debriefs in the pub after I've seen my mum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum lives in a different continent, and I only see her once every 2 years, a week at a time, under duress, as I would rather go camping with the dog.

She threw a big wobbly when she found out I went camping for 2 weeks in Scotland with the dog recently, whereas I would only spend a week with her at the most.

She gave up asking when I was going to have kids when I was in my mid 30s, as she considered me too old to have kids then, even though I have told her I have no maternal instinct whatsoever!

Nowadays, she asks after my pets, and tells me to wear my glasses when I meet new gents la di da.

She cares about me, bless her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum doesn't bother with me so no problems there!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My mum just lets me get on with things, she did wait until i was trapped in the car once on the motorway and said she was going to sign me up to a dating site, this is years ago. As for jay shes just grateful someone wants me"

they tried to set me up with the local farmers son....I am not high maintenance but I think I am slightly high maintenance for a farmer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha bless ... I dont have my parents anymore but my kids are a bit like that Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and she nags about my weight from the moment I see her at the airport to the moment I wave her goodbye at the security barrier.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Every time I see my Mum she moans constantly about my sisters and nieces. I realised one day that she probably moans about me to my sisters.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well callum tried to get me fixed up with the guy in the video shop, he even took a picture of me down for him to look at. I never went in there again

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Oh, and she nags about my weight from the moment I see her at the airport to the moment I wave her goodbye at the security barrier.

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ahh been there until one day I was a bit d*unk well we all were and I said that it was doing my head in. I still get the odd comments

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Oh, and she nags about my weight from the moment I see her at the airport to the moment I wave her goodbye at the security barrier.

ahh been there until one day I was a bit d*unk well we all were and I said that it was doing my head in. I still get the odd comments "

I actually had to ask my Mum if she really didn't like me one day as the litany of insults about what I looked like just pushed me over the edge. I think she got the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost a stone in weight when I met her in 2011 compared 2009, and she says she'll buy me a brand new wardrobe in 2013 if I manage to lose another stone.

Unfortunately, I love my food too much, and it is not going to happen.

Besides, I don't need anymore clothes, as there are not many occasions where I would need to wear anything grand.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


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7. your sister never gives us any problems (my sister farts smell of roses)

"

I would like to meet your sister

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"My mum just lets me get on with things, she did wait until i was trapped in the car once on the motorway and said she was going to sign me up to a dating site, this is years ago. As for jay shes just grateful someone wants me

they tried to set me up with the local farmers son....I am not high maintenance but I think I am slightly high maintenance for a farmer!!"

What you saying about farmers

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"I lost a stone in weight when I met her in 2011 compared 2009, and she says she'll buy me a brand new wardrobe in 2013 if I manage to lose another stone.

Unfortunately, I love my food too much, and it is not going to happen.

Besides, I don't need anymore clothes, as there are not many occasions where I would need to wear anything grand.

"

mine is all ways singing the praises of my brother think she wanted a daughter (hes gay ) and i`m only of use when things go tits up

shields

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. you got a boyfriend yet

You gonna show her your pic of you and Colin? Should put her mind at rest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My elder sister no longer communicates with my mum, brother or myself, and it hurts my mum big time.

I guess she is grateful in a way that I make the effort to see her from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly I lost my mum when she was only 56 and I was in my early 30's, reading this thread I feel like I'm somehow missing out!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"For the interrogation that my parents give me every time they come up.

1. you got a boyfriend yet

2. Have you brought new clothes

3. Are you eating healthily.

4. Hope you not drinking to much (I swear my parents think I am an alcoholic)

5. my mum still asks have I brushed my teeth. (I have been brushing 3 times a day for the past 30 years)

6. have I given up smoking (after smoking 10 fags after 10 mins with my mother

7. your sister never gives us any problems (my sister farts smell of roses)

The list goes on.....however they are my parents and I love them!!!! "

LOL That's nothing, start to worry if the questions start to get real:

Your Dad & I have something to tell you, we've started using the internet and have found a few things out;

1) We didn't know you were into women

2) Your verifications looked good, do you have any more

3) I think you should be a bit more adventuorous with your pics

4) How many meets have you had this month

5) We went to Xtasia last month, you should give it a try

There you go, you see, whatever they say will be nowhere near as interesting as all what they might have said...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"1. you got a boyfriend yet

You gonna show her your pic of you and Colin? Should put her mind at rest!!! "

mum this is my new boyfriend lol X

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

oh Ryan there is nothing wrong with farmers

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Great day.. and as the youngest I am spoilt rotten....

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By *avy1999Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"they tried to set me up with the local farmers son...."

You'd have had a ready supply of dairy produce and fresh veg close to hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sons about your age, i dont ask him questions like that. i think its none of my buisness.

all i care about is if he is happy.

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