FabSwingers.com forum: Are you free now?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LITERALLY makes me eye roll BAD and want to scream. Like … no I’m not free now!

Why do people assume that someone who’s on fab is literally ready to open their legs right about now (and I clarified on my long ass profile that I do not do free now meets like 99/100% of the time lol)

We don’t live in dungeons waiting round for guys to tell us they are free now…

Drives me up the walls!!!! Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are idiots

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Ha ha.... I've had this at 9am in the morning and 11pm at night... Seriously... I'm more often than not in my dressing gown at both those times of day.

Not a free sex worker!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"LITERALLY makes me eye roll BAD and want to scream. Like … no I’m not free now!

We don’t live in dungeons waiting round for guys to tell us they are free now…

Drives me up the walls!!!! Rant over

So you aren’t just on all fours waiting for every and any man who messages you? Interesting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha.... I've had this at 9am in the morning and 11pm at night... Seriously... I'm more often than not in my dressing gown at both those times of day.

Not a free sex worker!"

Seriously!! Haha sometimes I think to myself, I look like shit and I’ve got a dressing gown on that took a beating lol

Seriously these people live in the fast lane but then again, all they have to do is turn up with a hard dick. So, easy peasy…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LITERALLY makes me eye roll BAD and want to scream. Like … no I’m not free now!

We don’t live in dungeons waiting round for guys to tell us they are free now…

Drives me up the walls!!!! Rant over

So you aren’t just on all fours waiting for every and any man who messages you? Interesting!

I meaaaaaan…..

of course, I get kept in a cage on my fours ready for action… duuhhh!!

*meowsss*

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Because they are idiots

agreed, at least have the decency to chat to them first

organise a meet properly

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

No, I’m at work

Sorry….

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"LITERALLY makes me eye roll BAD and want to scream. Like … no I’m not free now!

We don’t live in dungeons waiting round for guys to tell us they are free now…

Drives me up the walls!!!! Rant over

So you aren’t just on all fours waiting for every and any man who messages you? Interesting!

I meaaaaaan…..

of course, I get kept in a cage on my fours ready for action… duuhhh!!

*meowsss*"

Knew it! Good kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, I’m at work

Sorry…."

….Damn it!!! Bring in the D!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because they are idiots

agreed, at least have the decency to chat to them first

organise a meet properly"

Amen to that!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Ha ha.... I've had this at 9am in the morning and 11pm at night... Seriously... I'm more often than not in my dressing gown at both those times of day.

Not a free sex worker!

Seriously!! Haha sometimes I think to myself, I look like shit and I’ve got a dressing gown on that took a beating lol

Seriously these people live in the fast lane but then again, all they have to do is turn up with a hard dick. So, easy peasy… "

Exactly... Oh to be a single male!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as the are you horny messages.

Oh of course I’m waiting on tenterhooks for that exact message asking me

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I think they send it out to many and hope someone says yeah OK then.

Like others I've had this really late at night on my single profile, with no other contact

Miss

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Copy n paste this bad boy as a reply..

What an fantastic question!

Is anyone truly free? We have so many responsibilities both morally, socially, personally, politically and spiritually. We may think we are free and in some ways we are. We are free to make our own decisions. But those decisions all come with consequences of some sort, some wonderful happy ones and some truly awful ones we could never imagine or predict.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copy n paste this bad boy as a reply..

What an fantastic question!

That's deep

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Copy n paste this bad boy as a reply..

What an fantastic question!

That's deep

Exactly. It'll shrivel their dick like a mouth sucking lemons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my biggest pet peeve as it takes me around a day to get ready bween shaveing and such

And if I am ever to do a meet now they can be shour it’s seconds or 3rds ie just off the back end off a meet and still all done up

funny when you go yip I free but it’s seconds guys just away 20 minutes ago just longed on to ver him

Lot change they tune fast ha ha had some spit flames at you well they did ask to meet now

Not my fault I just had a meet lol

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"No, I’m at work

Sorry….

….Damn it!!! Bring in the D!!!

If I’d have known you were bringing the dog along too… I’d have taken the afternoon off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially when it’s the first message off a random guy that’s never so much as said hello to you before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to popular belief, people aren't all here for the same thing

I like last minute & hastily arranged meets

I have, in the past, responded positively to such approaches - and so have a number of people I've approached

I don't like to think at 3pm on Saturday, I might be getting a shag

How do I know how I'll feel about meeting in 5 or 6 days?

How do I know I'll be 'in the mood'?

How do those that want to meet me then know that they'll be up for a meet?

I very much live for the now

Admittedly, I don't have to worry about my hair, make up or outfit

Quick shower and out the door...

That said, I do think, in general, how a lot of men approach the site and how women approach it is intrinsically different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2am ones are my favourite....

...What are you doing... I'm in bed trying to sleep

Oh great, i can send a taxi round in 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2am ones are my favourite....

...What are you doing... I'm in bed trying to sleep

Oh great, i can send a taxi round in 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Contrary to popular belief, people aren't all here for the same thing

I like last minute & hastily arranged meets

I have, in the past, responded positively to such approaches - and so have a number of people I've approached

I don't like to think at 3pm on Saturday, I might be getting a shag

How do I know how I'll feel about meeting in 5 or 6 days?

How do I know I'll be 'in the mood'?

How do those that want to meet me then know that they'll be up for a meet?

I very much live for the now

Admittedly, I don't have to worry about my hair, make up or outfit

Quick shower and out the door...

That said, I do think, in general, how a lot of men approach the site and how women approach it is intrinsically different"

Fair enough but then again I think that’s an approach I’d rather adopt if I’m out clubbing and I’m ready and open to receive that kind of attention and if it happens it happens.

Otherwise u know, it is not as straightforward for us girls. Then again, it might happen that time that the stars align … lol

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Copy n paste this bad boy as a reply..

What an fantastic question!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"2am ones are my favourite....

...What are you doing... I'm in bed trying to sleep

Oh great, i can send a taxi round in 10 mins

Every girls dream date -

probably find he wouldn’t turn up at his own meet if the amount of time wasters on here is anything to go by. Was really bad for a while - got better - seems to be bad again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I’m on dinner break at work dressed just looking messages etc so not prepared or doing anything naughty the question when online we should be horny too

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"Copy n paste this bad boy as a reply..

What an fantastic question!

And get ….. ‘ so is that a yes?’ As a reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2am ones are my favourite....

...What are you doing... I'm in bed trying to sleep

Oh great, i can send a taxi round in 10 mins

Good sleep over dicks anyday!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo when are you free then?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"Lol I’m on dinner break at work dressed just looking messages etc so not prepared or doing anything naughty the question when online we should be horny too

Ooh what you wearing??

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I've had 2 of those today. You know they've just copy and pasted it to multiple women who just happen to be online. My profile states that I won't respond to messages like that, so they clearly didn't read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I’m on dinner break at work dressed just looking messages etc so not prepared or doing anything naughty the question when online we should be horny too

Ooh what you wearing??

Lol clothes but you asked so felt kind ha

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"Lol I’m on dinner break at work dressed just looking messages etc so not prepared or doing anything naughty the question when online we should be horny too

Ooh what you wearing??

Lol clothes but you asked so felt kind ha

Smiling a lot here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copy n paste this bad boy as a reply..

What an fantastic question!

As much as I have never, nor will ever, have an 'are you free' message, I'm saving that badboy just in case!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm frequently free but they would have to either wait a few hours while I bathe, shave and do my hair and make up, or take me as I am, looking like a trog with hairy legs and a sweaty fanny.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Ha ha.... I've had this at 9am in the morning and 11pm at night... Seriously... I'm more often than not in my dressing gown at both those times of day.

Not a free sex worker!"

Well said

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