FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid things people ask you

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good evening all things like how are you in a doctors surgery

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When you have lost something and someone invariably asks: ‘Where did you last see it?’ - If I knew that it wouldn’t be bloody lost!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Had much luck on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Are your pubes Arizona sunset too?’

‘No they’re navy blue you plum!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are messaging on apps and someone says "what you up to" "baking a cake right this minute boss"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want milk with that (when I order an Americano). Boils my piss!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When you tell someone you're going on holiday and they ask "anywhere nice?"

smh "no, I deliberately chose the worst location I could find to spend my hard saved down on"

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Are you a natural redhead.... Have you ever seen anyone with hair this red naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you are messaging on apps and someone says "what you up to" "baking a cake right this minute boss"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

*dosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you real?

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt – you have to give one up. Which one would it be and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want milk with that (when I order an Americano). Boils my piss! "

This, spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of crazy things that I’ve heard. When you come in dripping wet and someone asks is it raining. When you have any kind of accident Did that hurt. No I enjoy smacking my thumb with a hammer

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Can I ask you a question?…

Is that rhetorical mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?…

Is that rhetorical mate?

That is a blinder. I usually reply with "you just did"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much do you bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someobe asks if it's warm or cold out when you haven't left the house, or you're all about to.

Like, yes, I anticipated you'd ask.me that question so I went out to check.

Or you come in soaking wet and they say 'Us it raining?'

No love, I took a short cut through a car wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Indian?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Would you like more lasagne?

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

"Can I ask you a question?…

Is that rhetorical mate?

That is a blinder. I usually reply with "you just did" "

I don’t even reply - I just open the message & just leave it. If they message me again with the question then I’ll answer it… as I’m nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see someone you know in the supermarket and they say “what you doing here ?”

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What size are your tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you finding fab?

With a browser sweetie, same as everone else!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I was asked by someone. Have you had an accident.

My arm was in a plaster cast.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

When you are watching football on tv - and someone asks what's the score?

Try looking in the top corner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?…

Is that rhetorical mate?

That is a blinder. I usually reply with "you just did" "

Or "no"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want milk with that (when I order an Americano). Boils my piss! "

Do you want milk with that. Referring to green tea. I want to VOM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people phone me at work and say "I'm just ringing you up...."

I KNOW YOU ARE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What size are your tits?

Oh...never mind then..

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

To leave

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

When people who have no medical qualifications but happen to say you look well or unwell I say they should've seen what I looked like before I met them

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Can you bring/wear your glasses.

Well ok, but only as I need them to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q … are you really that fat?

A … yup, even bigger in real life!

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

The way to Amarillo.

But working in retail I encounter a lot of customers who can't find simple things.

Q: "Where's the milk?"

A: There is only one aisle that sells cold things and you can't find the milk? It's behind you.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

How much does Jennifer Lopez love cost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really that tall?

Nope....Im really just a dwarf in real life....

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Worst one I got asked was few years back was walking dog in park with the walking crowd I said I cant stay long I'm of to a funeral today one of the blokes said ohh has someone died? Pmsl! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start watching a film and someone says "what's going on?"

How the fuck do I know, I've seen as much of it as you have

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"When you start watching a film and someone says "what's going on?"

How the fuck do I know, I've seen as much of it as you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you breed my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bash your head/stub your toe/lose an arm

'are you ok?'

No I'm fucking not and that's why I said 'Ow'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you really that tall?

Nope....Im really just a dwarf in real life....

Lol I get asked this all the time too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got type 2 diabeties? That's the good kind isn't it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me I need cum or send me your knickers

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Worst one I got asked was few years back was walking dog in park with the walking crowd I said I cant stay long I'm of to a funeral today one of the blokes said ohh has someone died? Pmsl! X"

Or say, I hope so or there's alot of money being wasted on a funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you awake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like some cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like some cake?"

Your confused with the best shit people ask you for I think ??? Who doesn’t love cake ! I love cake ! Fuck it I’m going the shop for cake

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

When you say see you later to a stranger you have never met before.

I said it to someone in America once and they said, I don’t think so. Lol

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Do you want milk with that (when I order an Americano). Boils my piss!

This, spot on

They ask because if they do not they can get a load of abuse off the customer for not putting milk in it. I saw a woman in a well known coffee shop give the girl behind the counter a load of abuse because she wasn't offered milk then then actually throw her coffee back at the her. It's a no win situation really for a barista.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want milk with that (when I order an Americano). Boils my piss! "

There's a good reason for that. By default, if an establishment offers Americanos they are the kind of establishment that is so far up its own coffee flavoured butt that it wouldn't be seen dead offering something as simple and unsophisticated as a simple white coffee. The only way you can get that is to ask for the oxymoronic white Americano. As the UK is full of people who simply want a cup of coffee with a dash of milk and a dearth of coffee shops that sell this you will always get baristas asking this question.

As an aside, at Macdonalds you can simply ask for a white coffee and that is what you get- and it's a nice coffee too.

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