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Vaginas and all her glories

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is unversally acknowledged that there are 5 different kind of

vagina's. And of course every man(and women) has his/her favourite:

(1) Curtains, (2) Puffs,

(3) Tulip, (4)Barbie and, (5) Horseshoe. And which is my favourite one may ask? Well to be honest I did use to have favourite, but now I realise

what's really important is that she flows like a fountain, has an

aromatic aroma that's pleasing to one's sense and always taste nice to one's palate(to be sure taste is sooo important when you're down

there beavering away in cloud 9). Well I do hope y'all found that

informative and enjoyable. And no I don't know which category Nora's flower falls into. Contrary to what some thought last night that she inadvertently filled my inbox with it. Besides I'm still in Greece now. Thus I wouldn't be able to scrutinise her tulip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Nora should post a public pic to settle this once and for all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s why you’ve got a thirst for knowledge.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think I'm Ms Puffs.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I really don't have a twating clue what I've just read probably me being think but I've read it 4 times and I'm still none the wiser what we are on about

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We think there are likely to be more than 5 types!

And surely like a penis they change as they become arosed...

The flower blooms one might say!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"We think there are likely to be more than 5 types!

And surely like a penis they change as they become arosed...

The flower blooms one might say! "

I agree x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I thought it was either an innie or an outie?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"It is unversally acknowledged that there are 5 different kind of

vagina's. And of course every man(and women) has his/her favourite:

(1) Curtains, (2) Puffs,

(3) Tulip, (4)Barbie and, (5) Horseshoe. And which is my favourite one may ask? Well to be honest I did use to have favourite, but now I realise

what's really important is that she flows like a fountain, has an

aromatic aroma that's pleasing to one's sense and always taste nice to one's palate(to be sure taste is sooo important when you're down

there beavering away in cloud 9). Well I do hope y'all found that

informative and enjoyable. And no I don't know which category Nora's flower falls into. Contrary to what some thought last night that she inadvertently filled my inbox with it. Besides I'm still in Greece now. Thus I wouldn't be able to scrutinise her tulip.

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In what universe is this utter bollocks acknowledged in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" . "

Your tulip! A tulip!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Do you mean vulvas OP. The vaginas is the inside part of the whole thing.

Which philosophy do you get these types from? I think there would be more.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m gonna use that one now. Come ere and scrutinise my tulip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, let me check I’ve got this…..

Curtain vag - pull it together at the end of the day

Puffy vag - crispy, cheesy, melt in the mouth

Tulip vag - bright red outside, black inside with a ring yellow to entice you in

Barbie vag - solid plastic, smooth as a cue ball and invisible to the naked eye

Horseshoe vag - has holes for nails and can be mounted above your front door for luck

Yes! I am versed in The Ways Of The Vagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was either an innie or an outie?"

Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m gonna use that one now. Come ere and scrutinise my tulip "

I always had you down as having horseshoe vulva, no idea why.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m gonna use that one now. Come ere and scrutinise my tulip

I always had you down as having horseshoe vulva, no idea why. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, the perpetual male urge to classify that which terrifies you.

There are an infinite number of vaginas mate, and each belongs uniquely to the woman it's attached to. This is humanity, not fucking Top Gear. Grow up

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I thought it was either an innie or an outie?

Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie "

Does it collect blue fluff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you've forgotten the cockerel comb vag and the furry sea urchin vag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?"

Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think you've forgotten the cockerel comb vag and the furry sea urchin vag. "

And the infamous, Vagina Dentata

I know they’re genuine as Dave down the pub said his mates, mate lost his penis to one….

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?

Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. "
who's eating all these flowers... a goat? I still don't know what we are on about... my foof is like a sugarpuff is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't have a twating clue what I've just read probably me being think but I've read it 4 times and I'm still none the wiser what we are on about "

Glad I’m not the only one , absolutely hilarious what you’ve said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you've forgotten the cockerel comb vag and the furry sea urchin vag.

And the infamous, Vagina Dentata

I know they’re genuine as Dave down the pub said his mates, mate lost his penis to one…."

Ooh yeah, I'd forgotten about that one! Highly sought after, I might get a set of false gnashers made for mine. You know, for valentines day and Christmas.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Is this anything to do with Georgia OKeefe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure these are "well known" OP, as I've never heard of any of them. No idea which one of those I've even got!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?

Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? I still don't know what we are on about... my foof is like a sugarpuff is that it? "

But how can you be lost in this philosophical discussion on vaginas? There are fundamentaly FIVE(5), but some think it's 7, different types of vaginas. But it's not just the different types that makes a vagina unique, there's also the aroma, taste, feel(texture), fluidity(how wet the flower is) and how fine she is to one's lips (smoothness). So one has to take all these factors into account before assessing her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Nora should show me then I can report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the punched lasagne

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"So, let me check I’ve got this…..

Curtain vag - pull it together at the end of the day

Puffy vag - crispy, cheesy, melt in the mouth

Tulip vag - bright red outside, black inside with a ring yellow to entice you in

Barbie vag - solid plastic, smooth as a cue ball and invisible to the naked eye

Horseshoe vag - has holes for nails and can be mounted above your front door for luck

Yes! I am versed in The Ways Of The Vagine"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think someone has had enough Internet for one day...ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your threads crack me up OP

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?

Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? I still don't know what we are on about... my foof is like a sugarpuff is that it?

But how can you be lost in this philosophical discussion on vaginas? There are fundamentaly FIVE(5), but some think it's 7, different types of vaginas. But it's not just the different types that makes a vagina unique, there's also the aroma, taste, feel(texture), fluidity(how wet the flower is) and how fine she is to one's lips (smoothness). So one has to take all these factors into account before assessing her. "
what???? Yeah just like dragons den... I'M OUT...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about the punched lasagne "

Loads of them about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking in the mirror to decide what model I have , now scratching head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure these are "well known" OP, as I've never heard of any of them. No idea which one of those I've even got!!"

Well Kitty I have been carefully assessing your flower over the past few weeks and my conclusion is she's between the miss'puff' and Miss 'Barbie'. Due to angle of observation I couldn't be 100% sure. But she's between these two characters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?

Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? I still don't know what we are on about... my foof is like a sugarpuff is that it?

But how can you be lost in this philosophical discussion on vaginas? There are fundamentaly FIVE(5), but some think it's 7, different types of vaginas. But it's not just the different types that makes a vagina unique, there's also the aroma, taste, feel(texture), fluidity(how wet the flower is) and how fine she is to one's lips (smoothness). So one has to take all these factors into account before assessing her. "

I have no idea, but I've just eaten an omelette. So I'm going with I've got an omelette floof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think Nora should show me then I can report back "

I had to guess hers on character alone.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?

Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? I still don't know what we are on about... my foof is like a sugarpuff is that it?

But how can you be lost in this philosophical discussion on vaginas? There are fundamentaly FIVE(5), but some think it's 7, different types of vaginas. But it's not just the different types that makes a vagina unique, there's also the aroma, taste, feel(texture), fluidity(how wet the flower is) and how fine she is to one's lips (smoothness). So one has to take all these factors into account before assessing her.

I have no idea, but I've just eaten an omelette. So I'm going with I've got an omelette floof. "
so I guess mine like dandelion & burdock ahhhhhhh see I now have a flower too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?

Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? I still don't know what we are on about... my foof is like a sugarpuff is that it?

But how can you be lost in this philosophical discussion on vaginas? There are fundamentaly FIVE(5), but some think it's 7, different types of vaginas. But it's not just the different types that makes a vagina unique, there's also the aroma, taste, feel(texture), fluidity(how wet the flower is) and how fine she is to one's lips (smoothness). So one has to take all these factors into account before assessing her. "

I’d rather my vagina wasn’t ‘assessed’

I’d much rather it was enjoyed and savoured. No two vaginas are the same so how could it be possible to categorise them?

I wonder how us ladies would categorise the penis ? Next thread anyone?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?

Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? I still don't know what we are on about... my foof is like a sugarpuff is that it?

But how can you be lost in this philosophical discussion on vaginas? There are fundamentaly FIVE(5), but some think it's 7, different types of vaginas. But it's not just the different types that makes a vagina unique, there's also the aroma, taste, feel(texture), fluidity(how wet the flower is) and how fine she is to one's lips (smoothness). So one has to take all these factors into account before assessing her. "

This just made me vomit a little bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your threads crack me up OP "

Hey this is an incredibly serious thread, of utmost importance. Why? Because being able to 'Love yourself' both physically and mentally has a huge effect on your life and sexual energy. 'How can you love someone unless you first learn to love your'? And also means knowing your own body. Of course there's also the mental aspect too. But that's for another day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your threads crack me up OP

Hey this is an incredibly serious thread, of utmost importance. Why? Because being able to 'Love yourself' both physically and mentally has a huge effect on your life and sexual energy. 'How can you love someone unless you first learn to love your'? And also means knowing your own body. Of course there's also the mental aspect too. But that's for another day. "

Eh so to learn to love myself I need to know what category fanny I have?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Go on ladies show us your tulip

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Your threads crack me up OP

Hey this is an incredibly serious thread, of utmost importance. Why? Because being able to 'Love yourself' both physically and mentally has a huge effect on your life and sexual energy. 'How can you love someone unless you first learn to love your'? And also means knowing your own body. Of course there's also the mental aspect too. But that's for another day. "

But you havent clarified where your universally acknowledged categories have come from.

I can't make up if it's just weird or you're just making stuff up or on a wind up all of the time?

At first I thought you were a bit innocent a naive but now I'm wondering if you're some kind of puppet master lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim

Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's the sage wisdom of a bikini waxer on yahoo life!

I googled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which universe you in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim

Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread "

Oh now I have that in my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim

Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread

Oh now I have that in my head! "

Ahahahah apologies

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim

Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread "

Ahhh….the demon from Insidious always pops in my head when I hear that song now…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim

Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread

Ahhh….the demon from Insidious always pops in my head when I hear that song now… "

Yes!! With the weird crab claw feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim

Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In Tantra the differet names for the vaginas were named after animals like 'wolf' ect, but I couldn't remember them. What's important is that there are 5 different vaginas and that they have different characteristics. It's amazing that people don't know this. I just thought you all would find this interesting as you're all on fab. Tantra is a closed community. They never speak outside of their own community.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"In Tantra the differet names for the vaginas were named after animals like 'wolf' ect, but I couldn't remember them. What's important is that there are 5 different vaginas and that they have different characteristics. It's amazing that people don't know this. I just thought you all would find this interesting as you're all on fab. Tantra is a closed community. They never speak outside of their own community.

"

I thought it was nine types in Tantric teachings?

Sheep, cat, buffalo, bear, wolf, antelope, deer, fox, and dancing woman(!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear. Maybe he just found out he's in the carrot category

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh….where’d he go?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bugger! Was it because I divulged the secret Tantric terminology?

Whoops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger! Was it because I divulged the secret Tantric terminology?

Whoops! "

I don't think we were being good students

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Bugger! Was it because I divulged the secret Tantric terminology?

Whoops!

I don't think we were being good students "

Another ‘U’ grade to add to my collection…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn’t this Blissful’s thread? Awww….why did he leave? I thought he posted well.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Bloody hell Nora.. what did you send Blissful now?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was either an innie or an outie?

Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie

Does it collect blue fluff?"

No, but it does collect male attention

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Awwww I liked OPs slightly askew well meant tantric insights.. Even if he was more than a bit clumsy in his delivery.

Blummin hek, poor thing.. All He found a class of cheeky, naughty fab teenagers!

Awww bye OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh he’s gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I hope he comes back .. Blissful come back dude!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww I liked OPs slightly askew well meant tantric insights.. Even if he was more than a bit clumsy in his delivery.

Blummin hek, poor thing.. All He found a class of cheeky, naughty fab teenagers!

Awww bye OP

"

I hope he’s enjoying his windsurfing and the sunshine!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"I thought it was either an innie or an outie?"

this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn’t this Blissful’s thread? Awww….why did he leave? I thought he posted well."

Until he tried to pigeonhole foofs you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean look, I'm a fucking idiot but even as an idiot I know that if I try to patronise women by categorising their vaginas I'm gonna get my ass dragged so hard I'll be digging grit out for the rest of my life.

I assume he's withdrawn to reflect on how not to be completely fucking stupid. And will be back fully reconstructed as a rounded human being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn’t this Blissful’s thread? Awww….why did he leave? I thought he posted well.

Until he tried to pigeonhole foofs you mean? "

Opticians pigeonhole faces you know, to help you choose the right frames for your shape.

Imho, there was nothing offensive about his opening post, a little quirky maybe describing the main types you get, but no offence that I could see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Opticians pigeonhole faces you know, to help you choose the right frames for your shape.

Imho, there was nothing offensive about his opening post, a little quirky maybe describing the main types you get, but no offence that I could see."

Faces are sorta public property. Everyone can see your face and we just have to live with that. Privates are different and we're all to some point or other paranoid about approval.

It's impossible to say this without sounding white knightish but honestly I've loved every vagina I've known because of who they're attached to. Hairy, shaved, inny, outy, lippy or Barbie. None of that shit matters if you have a basic liking for the person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Opticians pigeonhole faces you know, to help you choose the right frames for your shape.

Imho, there was nothing offensive about his opening post, a little quirky maybe describing the main types you get, but no offence that I could see.

Faces are sorta public property. Everyone can see your face and we just have to live with that. Privates are different and we're all to some point or other paranoid about approval.

It's impossible to say this without sounding white knightish but honestly I've loved every vagina I've known because of who they're attached to. Hairy, shaved, inny, outy, lippy or Barbie. None of that shit matters if you have a basic liking for the person. "

Literally every day there’s foof or cock threads on here (this is a sex site after all!), and this is by some distance far from the worst I’ve seen on here and in my opinion (but hey, it’s all subjective, right?) not deserving of the scolding ire that you’ve given it.

As others have said above, he’s referring to some generic types as identified by a beautician. It’s a quirky thread. Totally in context with the general content in this forum.

But hey, he’s gone. Cancelled. Hounded off. Good work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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But hey, he’s gone. Cancelled. Hounded off. Good work!! "

I'd love to take all the credit but when people call themselves out with dickhead posts I think the community does the heavy lifting, not any one individual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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But hey, he’s gone. Cancelled. Hounded off. Good work!!

I'd love to take all the credit but when people call themselves out with dickhead posts I think the community does the heavy lifting, not any one individual. "

Where’s the applause emoji? Anyone?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


" Opticians pigeonhole faces you know, to help you choose the right frames for your shape.

Imho, there was nothing offensive about his opening post, a little quirky maybe describing the main types you get, but no offence that I could see.

Faces are sorta public property. Everyone can see your face and we just have to live with that. Privates are different and we're all to some point or other paranoid about approval.

It's impossible to say this without sounding white knightish but honestly I've loved every vagina I've known because of who they're attached to. Hairy, shaved, inny, outy, lippy or Barbie. None of that shit matters if you have a basic liking for the person.

Literally every day there’s foof or cock threads on here (this is a sex site after all!), and this is by some distance far from the worst I’ve seen on here and in my opinion (but hey, it’s all subjective, right?) not deserving of the scolding ire that you’ve given it.

As others have said above, he’s referring to some generic types as identified by a beautician. It’s a quirky thread. Totally in context with the general content in this forum.

But hey, he’s gone. Cancelled. Hounded off. Good work!! "

And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different.

"

Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too!

Admin, come on sort out the emoji pool!!

I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too! "

Be kind yeah, fine. But the OP was literally about categorising vages like cuts of meat. Not intrinsically unkind in itself but also kind of dumb and unknowing about women.

I'm not even going to go to that place where the boot's on the other foot because honestly I couldn't give a shit about having my dick compared to anybody else's, but the entire idea that a man can make a post about vaginal aesthetics stinks so hard of entitlement I need a clothes peg for my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get out more I never knew this How about the butterfly? Is that just opening the curtains?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too!

Be kind yeah, fine. But the OP was literally about categorising vages like cuts of meat. Not intrinsically unkind in itself but also kind of dumb and unknowing about women.

I'm not even going to go to that place where the boot's on the other foot because honestly I couldn't give a shit about having my dick compared to anybody else's, but the entire idea that a man can make a post about vaginal aesthetics stinks so hard of entitlement I need a clothes peg for my nose. "

It was a woman who made up those categories.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different.

Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too!

Admin, come on sort out the emoji pool!!

I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too! "

Where we're you when he needed you?

There was nothing mean or nasty or anything terribly horrible said to him on this post or any others really. No one knows the reason he left. You're just assuming it's because of this thread and acting like the hero who came late to the battle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a woman who made up those categories. "

And a man reposting them on a sex site. Defend it all you like. He left because he couldn't stand the heat. That tells me everything.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Eh?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well the waxer clearly ain't been anywhere near my beaver, coz there'd be a "hell no" category too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different.

Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too!

Admin, come on sort out the emoji pool!!

I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too!

Where we're you when he needed you?

There was nothing mean or nasty or anything terribly horrible said to him on this post or any others really. No one knows the reason he left. You're just assuming it's because of this thread and acting like the hero who came late to the battle. "

Yeah I have no idea why he left, might be to do with this thread, maybe not.

However, if you think I’m “acting the hero who came late to the battle” for vocalising my disagreement with some pretty nasty vitriol for the OP then so be it.

I’m just averse to what I see as cuntish behaviour tbh (which I accept is subjective and just my opinion) so yeah,I will call it out when I see it, even if I am late to the party and not online every minute of the day!

I’d have said it earlier if I was here and those that know me will know that to be the case!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ganging up on a man because he dared post about vaginas.

How mature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ganging up on a man because he dared post about vaginas.

How mature."

It’s 2021 don’t you know. That’s Gender Appropriation. How dare a cis-identifying male assume a view on vaginas? I’m glad he’s been cancelled tbf

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

I've always been told I'm a bit of a twat... which one do I qualify as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different.

Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too!

Admin, come on sort out the emoji pool!!

I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too!

Where we're you when he needed you?

There was nothing mean or nasty or anything terribly horrible said to him on this post or any others really. No one knows the reason he left. You're just assuming it's because of this thread and acting like the hero who came late to the battle.

Yeah I have no idea why he left, might be to do with this thread, maybe not.

However, if you think I’m “acting the hero who came late to the battle” for vocalising my disagreement with some pretty nasty vitriol for the OP then so be it.

I’m just averse to what I see as cuntish behaviour tbh (which I accept is subjective and just my opinion) so yeah,I will call it out when I see it, even if I am late to the party and not online every minute of the day!

I’d have said it earlier if I was here and those that know me will know that to be the case!

"

I thought OP was joking in all honesty, but I never tried to be a cunt to the OP. It seemed others thought it was a quirky funny post to. But If he was being serious then that was poor judgement on my behalf, I don't think this thread was offensive to the OP personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My my my…..

I didn’t have the chance to read the thread earlier. I merely noticed it was Blissful’s and the next time I logged in again, he had left the site.

I have come late, again. I was too late the other day to another thread and the thread had closed before I could post. This time, the thread hasn’t closed but the OP has left.

Both threads saw the same extreme negative energy ans comments from some members who took it upon themselves to challenge the OP in as personal and vitriolic a manner as they could muster. In this case, without the slightest understanding of the subject in hand.

Eastern cultures have referred to the vagina and vulva as ‘flowers’ and ‘gates’ for millennia.

The Chinese refer to it as the ‘Lotus Flower’ amongst other names denoting items of great treasure.

I shan’t delve into it here because I lack the necessary depth of knowledge or understanding of it to impart on others. Suffice it to say that the OP was trying his best to broaden minds beyond the obvious in modern society and bring a holistic view based on ancient teachings.

Perhaps modern practitioners have changed the terms used and the descriptions to fit a culturally and linguistically diverse World but the core of the message that the OP was referring to remains.

Unless harm is being promoted, every opinion matters without the virulence.

If you don’t and can’t understand it, take a moment, take a breath and take the time to try and seek out what lies before you without necessarily reacting, unnecessarily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Awww noooooo. I quite liked him. He was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I remind people what they are referring to is actually the vulva and not the vagina, I repeat, not the vagina.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different.

Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too!

Admin, come on sort out the emoji pool!!

I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too!

Where we're you when he needed you?

There was nothing mean or nasty or anything terribly horrible said to him on this post or any others really. No one knows the reason he left. You're just assuming it's because of this thread and acting like the hero who came late to the battle.

Yeah I have no idea why he left, might be to do with this thread, maybe not.

However, if you think I’m “acting the hero who came late to the battle” for vocalising my disagreement with some pretty nasty vitriol for the OP then so be it.

I’m just averse to what I see as cuntish behaviour tbh (which I accept is subjective and just my opinion) so yeah,I will call it out when I see it, even if I am late to the party and not online every minute of the day!

I’d have said it earlier if I was here and those that know me will know that to be the case!

I thought OP was joking in all honesty, but I never tried to be a cunt to the OP. It seemed others thought it was a quirky funny post to. But If he was being serious then that was poor judgement on my behalf, I don't think this thread was offensive to the OP personally."

I don’t believe these retorts were directed at you but it’s nice that reflected on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I remind people what they are referring to is actually the vulva and not the vagina, I repeat, not the vagina.

Thank you "

I stand corrected.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x"

Do you have a regular FWB I could go Dutch with?

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By *ockhard4u69Man
over a year ago

Limousin, France


"I thought it was either an innie or an outie?

Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie "

I definitely prefer an innie, outies are so in your face

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x

Do you have a regular FWB I could go Dutch with? "

Tulips from Amsterdam! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x

Do you have a regular FWB I could go Dutch with?

Tulips from Amsterdam! X"

As long as he’s not a Rotter, damn.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x

Do you have a regular FWB I could go Dutch with?

Tulips from Amsterdam! X

As long as he’s not a Rotter, damn. "

x

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"

And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different.

Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too!

Admin, come on sort out the emoji pool!!

I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too!

Where we're you when he needed you?

There was nothing mean or nasty or anything terribly horrible said to him on this post or any others really. "

What about telling him that what he was saying was bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was either an innie or an outie?

Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie

I definitely prefer an innie, outies are so in your face "

They can be.

Innies are so much more feminine too. Better choice of underwear available as bonus

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I mean look, I'm a fucking idiot but even as an idiot I know that if I try to patronise women by categorising their vaginas "

Female here and not feeling patronised

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok a couple of things, if people are going to post it is best not to attack people personally as you will be banned

Also can people remember everyone is welcome on the forum and people should be civil if you are going to post. If you can't manage that, please don't post

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