FabSwingers.com forum: What was the last thing you had delivered to your door?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just got some acrylic paints in a parcel. I always love a materials delivery.

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amarula!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A Chinese

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Fire pit..

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By *olo_89Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

LED light strips

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Greggs breakfast this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exciting stuff for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takeaway

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

Birthday card for one of the kids

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Food weekly delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new webcam

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Condoms - I wish I was lying but 2 weeks after my home testing STI kit I've received a little bag of condoms

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Face masks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bit of wood.

No not like that, I'm about to destroy a pile of wood in the hope that a guitar is left at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new Queen + Adam Lambert Live Around The World cd/ DVD on sunday

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

My new fucking machine I love it so much

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

A clothes airer

So excited I got 3 loads out today*

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

A Romantic/Erotic book, The Older Woman by Anna-leigh Brooks its like a mixture of Barbra Cartland meets 50 shades, well worth a read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footstool

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A metal garden arch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lateral flow tests ... need to do one between 5.01pm tonight and 4.59pm Wednesday ...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Prawn crackers, grapes, bananas and scotch pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast

I was just craving a McDs brekkie after lushing at wkend

Double bacon MC muffin & a double sausage one... Yums

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Covid tests.

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham

A door!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Bunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband's 'driving like an asshole' fine

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Deadlift shoes. #allthegearnoidea

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Virgin media bill

(exciting isn't it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Lateral flow tests ... need to do one between 5.01pm tonight and 4.59pm Wednesday ...

Ooo what are you attending Willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiper blades ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lateral flow tests ... need to do one between 5.01pm tonight and 4.59pm Wednesday ...

Ooo what are you attending Willy? "

Court - got caught dogging

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Chinese

Did you understand a word he said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bunting

Sounds like fun. What’s the celebration??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Lateral flow tests ... need to do one between 5.01pm tonight and 4.59pm Wednesday ...

Ooo what are you attending Willy?

Court - got caught dogging

Oh you silly Willy, you're a pro at dogging; I thought you'd know not to visit the hotspots by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I read that as Acrylic Pants?

I got some automotive elctrical cable through for my car (the toy, not the daily)

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Gas canister for the bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letters, mainly bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marie was sent a box of chocolates from our, now former, energy supplier as an apology.

She doesn't like salted caramel truffles so I snaffled them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

A double glazing company's Flyer, asking if I wanted any of their windows?

CLUE: I already have Double Glazing installed.

Their Flyer is in the bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A double glazing company's Flyer, asking if I wanted any of their windows?

CLUE: I already have Double Glazing installed.

Their Flyer is in the bin!"

Tbf they probably just paid someone to do a mass letterbox drop .. I doubt if they bothered checking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some wallpaper

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By *obbie BelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston, Lancaster, Blackpool

Shoe Laces, for a pair of 8 hole shoes, 75 cms, fine, in light tan.

I'd of rather it was something silky, with a lace edge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog food

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

A flag pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new mulberry bag today

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Dog food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Iceland shopping x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A football….

Kept hearing people chant it was coming home!

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Protein & 5kg tub of peanut butter…. I love my peanut butter!

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By *ager4moreWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

Cat litter and ink cartridges

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

An 'escort girl'..but she got the wrong door,

...and no, I didn't invite her in.

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By *h508Man
over a year ago

Guildford

An incredibly exciting book called “Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs”…

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

A 'rona test kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Amazon package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

naked torso candles … gifts from Lexi

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A flyer for Pizza...think I will pass.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A lawn mower.....

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Delivery from a nearby restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A disturbed t-shirt

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

A giant mug

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A 3-9x40mm telescopic scope, the mounts as well.

A box of contact lens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex Toys Large ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I had 101 plants deliverred today. Thought id only ordered 25

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

A rotary cheese grater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plant food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue chocolate beans!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Burger King

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By *leanor1717Woman
over a year ago

Gillingham

10 blue buttons

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A bottle brush (plant)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Vape juice I think

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Ninjago Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New hoover!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cock

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"New hoover!"

Suck it up, buttercup!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Cock "

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

A cd yesterday evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember the last thing, shampoo maybe. But I have lingerie arriving today so that's exciting!

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

New wig and wig stands, wig glue and remover, marine cologne tablets.

Awaiting parcel for today.. black spray paint....

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

A Kangaroo........

I haven't got the hang of deliveroo

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Just Fresh. Won’t be ordering from there again

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

A milking machine. I've recently been back in touch with a submissive young lady who wants her breasts to start lactating. Interesting times ahead.

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Chinese food.

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By *ewtothis2219Couple
over a year ago

Telford

"A milking machine. I've recently been back in touch with a submissive young lady who wants her breasts to start lactating. Interesting times ahead."

That sounds like a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A credit card bill

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By *ewtothis2219Couple
over a year ago

Telford

Some trainers and a bottle of anal lube

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"Some trainers and a bottle of anal lube"

Hope you not running away so you can use the lube on yourself

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"I don't remember the last thing, shampoo maybe. But I have lingerie arriving today so that's exciting! "

Hope you gong to upload some new photo's showing us

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

See your not thinking big enough..I just had a box of 6 tubes of lube delivered. Lol. To be sure to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new watch

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

"A milking machine. I've recently been back in touch with a submissive young lady who wants her breasts to start lactating. Interesting times ahead.

That sounds like a lot of fun

It would appear that real life has put the use of this milking machine on hold for a while.

Pity as I really wanna get using it on some lucky pair of nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maccy Ds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A postable package which was for an address a few doors along, bloody Amazon

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By *handraWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Hello fresh

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Baby yoda dressing gown for my sons 7th birthday….wished I’d got one for me now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car mats for my brand new car

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

500 litres of heating oil. Delivered to my tank, more precisely!

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By *atentHeelsCouple
over a year ago

Salford

Boxing gloves

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By *weetguy33Man
over a year ago

some where near you

Mercedes 300h

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of Adidas L.A

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Clothes for a retro festival

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Pair of jeans

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Some books and a skirt

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Stockings

J x

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Waterproof phone holder for my bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bullet vibrator an three sexy skimpy dresses

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Pair of trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red pvc dress, that I don't like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbor delivered me a giant organic cauliflower she had just harvested from her vegetable garden! It looked like something out of the day of the triffids!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Milk from the milkman

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"A red pvc dress, that I don't like lol"

Wondering why? It looks seriously good to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double ended dildo that I'm calling diggler and ear plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A red pvc dress, that I don't like lol

Wondering why? It looks seriously good to me.

I just don't think it's very flattering, and the material is weird. It's like an 80s plastic table cloth lol. I should have gone for latex I think.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

A sewing magazine that comes with free patterns

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"Just got some acrylic paints in a parcel. I always love a materials delivery.

What about you?"

Cock cage

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Some p0ppers from France

(if you know, you know!)

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