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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Not quite swinging fare but definitely adult specific, so I felt that this is appropriate.

We’re currently having to isolate after what appears to be a breakout at the local school. We’re now on day two of ten and there are already marks on the walls from littles wanting to get out. So I ask all of the parents on here: In this last year, what essential skills have you developed as a parent that you didn’t realise that you needed or ever wanted?

For me it includes,

Being able to understand and take part in multiple conversations at the same time, on divergent topics

Being able to make a single episode of a TV program last a whole day

Eating and enjoying a cold meal

Drinking coffee an hour after it’s gone cold and not giving a damn

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Recognizing all the characters and creatures in Minecraft ...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Recognizing all the characters and creatures in Minecraft ... "

Those creepers by sound as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Being able to read the same book 112 times, know every word of baby shark. And having endless patience because you love them to death.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Bribery for quiet time

Adapting beer pong to child friendly environment

What will really keep them quiet, still for an hour

True saviour was ‘draw off’ time, pick something to both draw and see who does the best, with images sent to family & friends for unbiased count, something together but relaxed

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Being able to read the same book 112 times, know every word of baby shark. And having endless patience because you love them to death.

"

Once upon a time in the deep dark wood…

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Lying "

When the ice cream van is playing music, it’s because it’s ran out of ice cream

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