FabSwingers.com forum: The Tour Continues

By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Its proving too popular not to continue

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

and where in the uk is colin at the moment?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Hopefully heading up the M6 to Penrith....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember Laine and I want Colin on St Andrews golf course.

He's gonna be the meat in our sandwich....not literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

left ours an hour ago didnt say where he was going he just had his fun and left , he's a chicken of few words

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

he has been a busy boy the past couple of days make sure he gets his chick ups lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he has been a busy boy the past couple of days make sure he gets his chick ups lol "

He'll need them, he's no spring chicken now

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"he has been a busy boy the past couple of days make sure he gets his chick ups lol

He'll need them, he's no spring chicken now

True... He is sowing his wild eggs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he has been a busy boy the past couple of days make sure he gets his chick ups lol

He'll need them, he's no spring chicken now

True... He is sowing his wild eggs..

Mid life crisis maybe??

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Poor Colin must have aching wings by now??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"he has been a busy boy the past couple of days make sure he gets his chick ups lol

He'll need them, he's no spring chicken now

True... He is sowing his wild eggs..

Mid life crisis maybe??

Where will he go next???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its great fun and a brill idea.

For some strange reason tho I'm just hoping that nobody puts him on their genitals, boobs I can deal with but it seems so very wrong to put him elsewhere, poor little thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think its great fun and a brill idea.

For some strange reason tho I'm just hoping that nobody puts him on their genitals, boobs I can deal with but it seems so very wrong to put him elsewhere, poor little thing

Damn....had made snorkel from a straw and had action mans goggles at the ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he fancies a trip to sunny Devon, me and Jen will put him up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he fancies a trip to sunny Devon, me and Jen will put him up!

put him up where??

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's ok just spoken to him and he is very responsible. At every stop he has a check up and changes his pants x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't know how I've got to this point in my life ........ Being concerned about a rubber chicken

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nae worries Roxyfudface, he is calling into mine before seeing you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he fancies a trip to sunny Devon, me and Jen will put him up!

he left torquay at 3pm

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

he can stay in wet wales if he wants to with me then can hand him over the border to chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nae worries Roxyfudface, he is calling into mine before seeing you xxx "

Well thats the end of his tour then...he's not gonna get out alive from _mumafannyfeatures house

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I received a text off Colin on Saturday night to say that due to the fowl weather expected in Cumbria, he was unable to attend the Log Cabin Party, but he was hoping to send an associate more suited to the weather for Sunday night......sure enough, that night, as the rain pelted against the roof, we'd just started partying when we heard a knock at the door.......imagining it to be one of the single guys who never turned up, we opened the door to see.........nothing, then there was a small quack and I looked down and heard a voice say "Hi, I'm Dick the Duck, Colin asked me to pop over - great weather for ducks this innit????" Anyway, what a great addition to the party, took to it like a duck to water (if you'll pardon the very bad pun), there's a couple of other pics of Dick on my profile......Mysteriously, this morning only a single feather could be found - so who knows where (or if) Dick will turn up?????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He's a fake! Nothing like his pictures, shorter than he described himself and much older too. As he turned up I thought I should at least show him the sights. Couldn't get that bloody gormless look off his face. I told him to cluck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been up in Scotland for a week and not been on the forums. So what is all this about a chicken called Colin?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I have been up in Scotland for a week and not been on the forums. So what is all this about a chicken called Colin?"

There is also now a duck called Dickie......anyway Colin was supposed to be in Scotland, I heard he was heading for Laine's and Fmuma's at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to meet Colin! He's not been down south yet, but then it's a little early for the birds to fly south I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would also love to meet the little chap

I live right on the edge of Cannock Chase and I'm sure Colin would love to see Stan Collymores playground and gets some pics to boot

Alice x

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bookings are still being taken but he is a very busy cock

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

dont send him to Pearl, chicken feet are the recipe of the day!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

colin .. colin .. u floozie !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now that fake is refusing to verify me as he says I didn't show him a good time! Cocks, seen one you've seen them all.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Now that fake is refusing to verify me as he says I didn't show him a good time! Cocks, seen one you've seen them all."

Should have requested the real McCoy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Now that fake is refusing to verify me as he says I didn't show him a good time! Cocks, seen one you've seen them all.

Should have requested the real McCoy "

He told me he was Colin. He lured me in with the the veris everyone has been giving him. I was had.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Now that fake is refusing to verify me as he says I didn't show him a good time! Cocks, seen one you've seen them all.

Should have requested the real McCoy

He told me he was Colin. He lured me in with the the veris everyone has been giving him. I was had."

Literally by the sound of things

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Colin is being very cagey with his veris....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick some batteries into colin and flog him to love honey... Who needs a rabbit when you can have 12 inches of cock lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Not until he has visited me though. I have plans for him... BIG plans

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not until he has visited me though. I have plans for him... BIG plans

why am i feeling worried for colin??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its proving too popular not to continue

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He must be finger licking good . lol

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