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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I can make my ears crack... but only I can hear it

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can equalise my ears to change the volume if I can’t be bothered to reach for the remote

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I can turn my eyelids inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can balance a pint on the tip of a pool cue

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I can turn my eyelids inside out"

Gross!!! A girl at school would do that! Scarred me for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I can turn my eyelids inside out

Gross!!! A girl at school would do that! Scarred me for life

That’s why I don’t do it very often

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

I can wiggle my ears independently.

Stag

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can stick my tongue up my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a sausage dissapear in 3 seconds flat

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

From under your tongue or in your knickers?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I can make a sausage dissapear in 3 seconds flat

What about an erect sausage? Even quicker I assume!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing people off probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

Existing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can actually put off my procrastination for another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make my tounge touch my nose

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can make my throat bulge - like a frog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can shape my tounge into a clover and move my ears

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Making a sarcastic comment/joke about a situation/person & them saying "how do you know that"?

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

I can suck my own toes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can shape my tounge into a clover and move my ears

Her x"

That I'd love to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

From under your tongue or in your knickers?

My tongue you dirty bugger

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I click my fingers with my ring finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

Fellow weirdo here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can recite all the words to Lose Yourself by Eminem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

Fellow weirdo here!

I do this too. I don't think it's that uncommon. I did have a mate who could do it on command though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

Me too! I thought it was just me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

Me too! I thought it was just me

Bloody hell - it's as common as muck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

Me too! I thought it was just me

Bloody hell - it's as common as muck.

Just like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shape my tounge into a clover and move my ears

Her x

That I'd love to see.

I can assure you it's nothing too amusing, your not missing out. Only things I can do haha!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My singlemindedness

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can shape my tounge into a clover and move my ears

Her x

That I'd love to see.

I can assure you it's nothing too amusing, your not missing out. Only things I can do haha!

Her x"

I'm pretty much 100% sure you have other talents.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

Me too! I thought it was just me

Bloody hell - it's as common as muck.

Just like me

Awwww, but you're adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shape my tounge into a clover and move my ears

Her x

That I'd love to see.

I can assure you it's nothing too amusing, your not missing out. Only things I can do haha!

Her x

I'm pretty much 100% sure you have other talents.

Hmmmm... Maybe

Her x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can shape my tounge into a clover and move my ears

Her x

That I'd love to see.

I can assure you it's nothing too amusing, your not missing out. Only things I can do haha!

Her x

I'm pretty much 100% sure you have other talents.

Hmmmm... Maybe

Her x"

Taxi to Derby please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell - it's as common as muck.

Just like me

I laughed at that more than I think I should have! Proper demonic cackle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell - it's as common as muck.

Just like me

I laughed at that more than I think I should have! Proper demonic cackle!!

my job here is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can shape my tounge into a clover and move my ears

Her x

That I'd love to see.

I can assure you it's nothing too amusing, your not missing out. Only things I can do haha!

Her x

I'm pretty much 100% sure you have other talents.

Hmmmm... Maybe

Her x

Taxi to Derby please.

! That would be one expensive taxi

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I thought I was the only one, what is it about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I thought I was the only one, what is it about?"

Weirdo mouth squirters r us!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can make a kinda closer shape with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called gleeking apparently

https://www.google.com/amp/s/brightside.me/wonder-curiosities/why-we-accidentally-spray-saliva-when-we-yawn-800764/amp/

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can put my fist in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

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a knuckle sandwich there belle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can put my fist in my mouth

I have been known to put my food in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

Why is this not in your videos even?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

I absolutely did not just try this (owwww

)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can put my fist in my mouth

I have been known to put my food in mine

And cock.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can shape my tounge into a clover and move my ears

Her x

That I'd love to see.

I can assure you it's nothing too amusing, your not missing out. Only things I can do haha!

Her x

I'm pretty much 100% sure you have other talents.

Hmmmm... Maybe

Her x

Taxi to Derby please.

! That would be one expensive taxi

Her x"

Im sure you're worth it.

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By *harelzMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

My tounge gets into some unreachable places

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can put my fist in my mouth

Why is this not in your videos even?!

Maybe because I can think of better things to put in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can crack my neck like Bruce Lee Would crack his bones.

It sounds horrendous (old rugby injuries)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is this not in your videos even?!

Maybe because I can think of better things to put in my mouth

*runs straight back to BB's videos wondering what I missed?!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I know all the words to LL Cool J - I need love - 30 years on without listening to it for probably over 20 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can balance an electric guitar on the end of my finger

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Why is this not in your videos even?!

Maybe because I can think of better things to put in my mouth

*runs straight back to BB's videos wondering what I missed?!"

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I can put my right foot behind my head but not my left!

I can suck my own toes

I can suck my own nipples

But not all at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can balance a broom on my chin

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By *aughty nerdsCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *aughty nerdsCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bend my left thumb back and touch my arm, making it s mini-catapult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

Me too! I thought it was just me

Bloody hell - it's as common as muck.

Just like me

Kinda upset you've all taken my ONLY talent

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

Me too! I thought it was just me

Bloody hell - it's as common as muck.

Just like me

Kinda upset you've all taken my ONLY talent

Chunky's talent agency is available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

Fellow weirdo here!

I do this too. I don't think it's that uncommon. I did have a mate who could do it on command though!

I have tried this so many times and failed! I want to do it on command

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I thought I was the only one, what is it about?

Weirdo mouth squirters r us! "

You’re all weirdos!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

Fellow weirdo here!

I do this too. I don't think it's that uncommon. I did have a mate who could do it on command though!

I have tried this so many times and failed! I want to do it on command

I do believe it called ‘spitting.’

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that does is!!

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

Would that be because you have a small fist or a big mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

Fellow weirdo here!

I do this too. I don't think it's that uncommon. I did have a mate who could do it on command though!

I have tried this so many times and failed! I want to do it on command

I do believe it called ‘spitting.’

Gleeking

apparently

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can put my fist in my mouth

Would that be because you have a small fist or a big mouth.

Big mouth according to my dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

Fellow weirdo here!

I do this too. I don't think it's that uncommon. I did have a mate who could do it on command though!

I have tried this so many times and failed! I want to do it on command

I do believe it called ‘spitting.’

Gleeking

apparently"

You’re all gleeking weirdos!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can put my fist in my mouth

Would that be because you have a small fist or a big mouth.

Big mouth according to my dentist

According to your dentist only??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

Fellow weirdo here!

I do this too. I don't think it's that uncommon. I did have a mate who could do it on command though!

I have tried this so many times and failed! I want to do it on command

I do believe it called ‘spitting.’

Gleeking

apparently

You’re all gleeking weirdos!!!!!

Shh before I gleek on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I yawn sometimes I squirt water, like a human water pistol

I do this too ! I thought I was a weirdo

Me too

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I can put my fist in my mouth

Would that be because you have a small fist or a big mouth.

Big mouth according to my dentist

According to your dentist only??

Well he’s the only one has had his hand in there

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I can put my right foot behind my head but not my left!

I can suck my own toes

I can suck my own nipples

But not all at the same time!"

I can put my left but not my right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can write backwards joined up. No use to anyone!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I can make the sound of a glass filling up with fluid with my tongue.

Yeah.

That's it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can juggle. It entertains me but no one else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

St Ives

I can play the didgeridoo.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I can put my right foot behind my head but not my left!

I can suck my own toes

I can suck my own nipples

But not all at the same time!"

Yes, I can suck both, now I'm going to have to try doing them at the same time

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By *ornyJ3000Man
over a year ago

Near you

I can wiggle my ears without touching them.

I can also clip 65 clothes pegs on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Procrastination x

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I can also get one of my arms to make a crack at the elbow joint. people don't like the sound.... (LOL)

I can also bend it quite far up my back & hold the shoulder blade - cant do that with me other arm!

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