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"Pussy pump dusted off.  "Secure the seal with lube. (To be honest that has at least 3 wildly different interpretations) | |||
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"Pussy pump dusted off.
Secure the seal with lube.
(To be honest that has at least 3 wildly different interpretations) "I'm surprised you stopped yourself from disclosing them all.  | |||
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"Pussy pump dusted off.
Secure the seal with lube.
(To be honest that has at least 3 wildly different interpretations)
I'm surprised you stopped yourself from disclosing them all."I think at least one of them would get me arrested | |||
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"I don't have a massive minge but I am a mammoth cunt. Will that do?" Do you have tusks? | |||
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"I don't have a massive minge but I am a mammoth cunt. Will that do? Do you have rusks? " Always keep a packet in the cupboard, yes. | |||
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"I don't have a massive minge but I am a mammoth cunt. Will that do? Do you have rusks? Always keep a packet in the cupboard, yes." You are detailing my thread!!! Come one come all. A shout out to the Monmouthshire Mega Minge Massive And the Clapton Clunge Collective And special mention to the Queens Queef Quorum Flap your lips for Gareth and the boys! | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! " Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. | |||
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"I don't have a massive minge but I am a mammoth cunt. Will that do?" aww your not that big of 1 couldn't resist | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. " Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling) | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)"We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots” | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots” " | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots” "If things slow down we can play “name that quim” (I’ve always liked Brian) | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots” "Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots”
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun "Ooh new game. “What’s in Evie’s Foo?” (We can do that one at the first rest stop) | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots”
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun
Ooh new game. “What’s in Evie’s Foo?” (We can do that one at the first rest stop) "Haha hahaha! Can I change it everytime someone gets it right? | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots”
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun
Ooh new game. “What’s in Evie’s Foo?” (We can do that one at the first rest stop)
Haha hahaha!
Can I change it everytime someone gets it right? "Your game your rules Evie. We do not stifle innovation here | |||
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"Fisting aint easy " Good knowledge | |||
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"Fisting aint easy " But oh so fucking good! | |||
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"Mine is a plump cunt "A BBC? A Big Beautiful Cunt | |||
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I’m a member of the MMM boiiiii! Midlands Minge Massive    | |||
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"Fisting aint easy " It is if you just take your time | |||
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"Interesting use of alliteration
I’m a member of the MMM boiiiii! Midlands Minge Massive "Is that part of the Solihull Silent Sisterhood? | |||
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"No clunge here sorry OP and I’m not even much of a cunt, but thanks for such a funny thread. Much needed relief on the Forum. "To be honest. It did not turn into the echo chamber I had hoped for….. | |||
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"Interesting use of alliteration
I’m a member of the MMM boiiiii! Midlands Minge Massive "Can I join? I'm in the Midlands | |||
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"Finally my time to shine! Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots”
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun
Ooh new game. “What’s in Evie’s Foo?” (We can do that one at the first rest stop) "I'm trying so hard not to LOL at my desk  | |||
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"Interesting use of alliteration
I’m a member of the MMM boiiiii! Midlands Minge Massive
Can I join? I'm in the Midlands "Of course you can and bring as many candles as you can carry | |||
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central. Noted. " “Drop on in” is our motto | |||
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central. Noted. “Drop on in” is our motto "Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”? | |||
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I would snaffle the mini minges but that sounds wrong  | |||
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"Il just stick with my massive face "That is truly not in the spirit. Unless we play. “Belle’s Heads-Up”. Which may be a stretch, even for the Midlands Massive. | |||
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central. Noted. “Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”? "Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists | |||
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"Il just stick with my massive face
That is truly not in the spirit. Unless we play. “Belle’s Heads-Up”. Which may be a stretch, even for the Midlands Massive. "She does have a nice mouth though ..... | |||
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central. Noted. “Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”?
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists "Ooh Lordy. Do you have Mystery Muff Printing too? | |||
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"I don't have a massive minge but I am a mammoth cunt. Will that do?" No you’re not. Your videos are magnificent. One of my favourite fabbers xxx | |||
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"Il just stick with my massive face
That is truly not in the spirit. Unless we play. “Belle’s Heads-Up”. Which may be a stretch, even for the Midlands Massive.
She does have a nice mouth though ....."Thank you | |||
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central. Noted. “Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”?
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists
Ooh Lordy. Do you have Mystery Muff Printing too? "Ofcourse we do, it’s like potato printing but we’re already split in half | |||
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central. Noted. “Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”?
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists
Ooh Lordy. Do you have Mystery Muff Printing too?
Ofcourse we do, it’s like potato printing but we’re already split in half "Same wavelength. Frightening | |||
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"Il just stick with my massive face
That is truly not in the spirit. Unless we play. “Belle’s Heads-Up”. Which may be a stretch, even for the Midlands Massive.
She does have a nice mouth though .....
Thank you "Could you wear that lovely red lipstick in your pics | |||
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"Have you been inundated with pic's?" I am running around in the halls of harlots. It’s been…… emotional | |||
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"Have you been inundated with pic's? I am running around in the halls of harlots. It’s been…… emotional " Aww I love to see a happy man | |||
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"Have you been inundated with pic's? I am running around in the halls of harlots. It’s been…… emotional Aww I love to see a happy man " Man, man, man…….man | |||
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"My inbox has seen no vagine……all the sads  "It’s okay. Titanic Tit Tuesday is just around the corner. I will pray for you | |||
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central. Noted. “Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”?
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists
Ooh Lordy. Do you have Mystery Muff Printing too?
Ofcourse we do, it’s like potato printing but we’re already split in half
Same wavelength. Frightening "brilliant your two got me pmsl | |||
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