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"I'm no fuckboi but I do disappear for weeks, sometimes months at a time due to my job taking me out of country" Why aren't you a fuck boy? | |||
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"I'm no fuckboi but I do disappear for weeks, sometimes months at a time due to my job taking me out of country" Haha ur the one who falls off the radar? | |||
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"Asking to meet, standing you up and ghosting you and seeing they met someone the following day " OMG girl. Total fuck boy… did he ever get back in touch? Hope u binned him off… | |||
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"Asking to meet, standing you up and ghosting you and seeing they met someone the following day OMG girl. Total fuck boy… did he ever get back in touch? Hope u binned him off…" Oh he is now | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" " Urrghh men! | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" " Did you let him lick your pussy? | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" Urrghh men! " I think she said it was only one man at the door | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" Did you let him lick your pussy? " He was lucky to still have teeth in his head, I'd have drop kicked him onto the road if I'd been properly clothed. | |||
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"I'm no fuckboi but I do disappear for weeks, sometimes months at a time due to my job taking me out of country Haha ur the one who falls off the radar? " It's for complete legit reasons tho haha. I get about a months notice before I have to leave. I wouldn't screw someone over tho, I treat others how I would want to be treated. | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" " Yikes. Wonder what goes on in the inside of some people's heads. | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" " He’s giving me MAJOR fuckboi energy!!! Wtf, who says that?? Hope you slammed the door in his face… I hate those who just say… cmon I’m in your area and close by , let me come over for a cuppa and a catch up… I know what your intentions are dude!!! And it ain’t happening! | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" He’s giving me MAJOR fuckboi energy!!! Wtf, who says that?? Hope you slammed the door in his face… I hate those who just say… cmon I’m in your area and close by , let me come over for a cuppa and a catch up… I know what your intentions are dude!!! And it ain’t happening! " Especially after I'd just been honest about the fact I'm major fucked up over my ex. | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" Did you let him lick your pussy? He was lucky to still have teeth in his head, I'd have drop kicked him onto the road if I'd been properly clothed." Oh the sexy story started well Naked in shower Middle ok Man bangs on door to lick pussy Ending....I cant finish to that Man gets teeth kicked out of head Improve your sex writing mrs Please x | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" He’s giving me MAJOR fuckboi energy!!! Wtf, who says that?? Hope you slammed the door in his face… I hate those who just say… cmon I’m in your area and close by , let me come over for a cuppa and a catch up… I know what your intentions are dude!!! And it ain’t happening! Especially after I'd just been honest about the fact I'm major fucked up over my ex. " It certainly escalated quickly lol I really think some people don’t have their dick connected to their brain… | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" He’s giving me MAJOR fuckboi energy!!! Wtf, who says that?? Hope you slammed the door in his face… I hate those who just say… cmon I’m in your area and close by , let me come over for a cuppa and a catch up… I know what your intentions are dude!!! And it ain’t happening! Especially after I'd just been honest about the fact I'm major fucked up over my ex. " You sure can pick 'em | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" " Wow | |||
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"One of the most fuckboi things I’ve been told to try and sleep with them/relieve them (after be being a silly girl and falling into the trap…) was: “C’mon girl, I’ve got blue balls and you don’t know how much my dick is hurting right now.. I need you to make it feel better” Excuse me what? " Kick him with your heels on | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" Urrghh men! I think she said it was only one man at the door " | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" He’s giving me MAJOR fuckboi energy!!! Wtf, who says that?? Hope you slammed the door in his face… I hate those who just say… cmon I’m in your area and close by , let me come over for a cuppa and a catch up… I know what your intentions are dude!!! And it ain’t happening! Especially after I'd just been honest about the fact I'm major fucked up over my ex. " Turning up on the doorstep was bad enough! What a wanker. | |||
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"I had someone I've not seen in years turn up at my house not long back. I was in the shower at the time and not expecting anyone. The door was banging hard so I panicked and thought it must be an emergency. Still with shampoo on my head I wrapped up and ran to the door. I looked puzzled as to why someone I've not spoken to for years was standing at my front door. He said he rejoined fab that morning, saw I still had my profile and was just passing through and wondered if I still lived here. Then proceeded to ask how I was etc. So I told him. I said crap actually, the situation with my ex has put me off meeting for the foreseeable, the thought of sex makes me heave and shudder and I'm trying to work out who the fuck I even am anymore. "Anyway, I must get back in the shower and wash the shampoo out of my hair" You know what he said? "Well, I think you should let me lick that pussy before I go" He’s giving me MAJOR fuckboi energy!!! Wtf, who says that?? Hope you slammed the door in his face… I hate those who just say… cmon I’m in your area and close by , let me come over for a cuppa and a catch up… I know what your intentions are dude!!! And it ain’t happening! Especially after I'd just been honest about the fact I'm major fucked up over my ex. Turning up on the doorstep was bad enough! What a wanker. " I almost even hate friends and family turning up at the door unannounced never mind a MAN! A Fuckboi lol Come in with other stories peeps lol | |||
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"I'm no fuckboi but I do disappear for weeks, sometimes months at a time due to my job taking me out of country Haha ur the one who falls off the radar? It's for complete legit reasons tho haha. I get about a months notice before I have to leave. I wouldn't screw someone over tho, I treat others how I would want to be treated." Fair enough so long as it’s disclosed lots just randomly fall off the radar and turn up when it suits them from the grave with a “what’s up girl?” Or worse… Like, apparently Jesus wasn’t the only one who managed to perform resurrection lol | |||
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"Ring doorbells etc need options to spray callers with freshly deposited animal shite, or that indelible bright ink used by shops. I'd just lost my grandmother and was in no fit state, when a persistent nuisance insisted it would help me to feel better if he fucked me hard for an hour " We heard that classic “I’ll make you feel better if I fuck u” Like wut? | |||
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"Ring doorbells etc need options to spray callers with freshly deposited animal shite, or that indelible bright ink used by shops. I'd just lost my grandmother and was in no fit state, when a persistent nuisance insisted it would help me to feel better if he fucked me hard for an hour " Arghhhhh, exactly the kind of cuntwaffle I refer to in my "power of the penis" educational fab vid. | |||
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"I think I'm getting too old Fuckboi?" Something a fuckgal would say.. | |||
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"I just got the telegram app, within 2 minutes someone from my past had messaged me. Baring in mind it's been about 8 years since I last had any contact with him and he's blocked on every other platform... And married " Tell his wife | |||
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"I just got the telegram app, within 2 minutes someone from my past had messaged me. Baring in mind it's been about 8 years since I last had any contact with him and he's blocked on every other platform... And married " What the fuck….. swear I don’t think they have a brain… | |||
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"I think I'm getting too old Fuckboi?" Someone who does anything or say anything to get laid, but does or gives the bare minimum in order to get his dick wet..loves keeping loads of women around but he’s very fragile if he gets told no..SELFISH SELFISH SELFISH. Obviously this is just one definition and they come in different classes. Like the one who disappears, the one who gets you emotionally invested, the one who only calls at night etc etc | |||
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"I just got the telegram app, within 2 minutes someone from my past had messaged me. Baring in mind it's been about 8 years since I last had any contact with him and he's blocked on every other platform... And married Tell his wife " Not worth the drama | |||
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"I just got the telegram app, within 2 minutes someone from my past had messaged me. Baring in mind it's been about 8 years since I last had any contact with him and he's blocked on every other platform... And married Tell his wife Not worth the drama" Is it ever worth the drama with a fuck boy? Lololol | |||
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"I just got the telegram app, within 2 minutes someone from my past had messaged me. Baring in mind it's been about 8 years since I last had any contact with him and he's blocked on every other platform... And married Tell his wife Not worth the drama Is it ever worth the drama with a fuck boy? Lololol" Nope Confidence dent...yes Block them...done Move on...in process | |||
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"Ummmm what’s a fuck boi? " Forget this I’ve seen above | |||
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"Ummmm what’s a fuck boi? Forget this I’ve seen above " hope you get the picture | |||
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"I just got the telegram app, within 2 minutes someone from my past had messaged me. Baring in mind it's been about 8 years since I last had any contact with him and he's blocked on every other platform... And married Tell his wife Not worth the drama Is it ever worth the drama with a fuck boy? Lololol Nope Confidence dent...yes Block them...done Move on...in process " I think the more you grow old and the more experience you get, the more you just learn to read these fuckbois and avoid Tho sometimes even the best of us end up falling into the honey trap lol | |||
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"Ummmm what’s a fuck boi? Forget this I’ve seen above hope you get the picture " Yep I think so. Will endeavour to never be one! | |||
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"Ghosting or coming crawling back after they've ghosted you. Just bugger off, I moved on " Yes this ! Even worse when they’ve ghosted you for ages and then message to tell you they’ve just rejoined fabs under a new profile and need you to verify them. | |||
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"Taking them to a club then them ditching you and shagging everyone else. " Yes!! This is the rudest. | |||
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"I really can't be arsed with it. There's plenty of guys on here who manage to respectfully meet multiple women without having to trick, lie or deceive anyone or mess anyone around. Some are just too lazy or selfish to give a shit about anyone else. It's always amusing though when they get a name for themselves and then nobody takes them seriously anymore. I remember it happening with a guy from school. He had to date from outside the local area as he had a reputation . " Hahaha MAJOR fuckboi! Is he still one? | |||
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"Taking them to a club then them ditching you and shagging everyone else. " WTF, girl, such disrespect… honestly, I don’t understand people like that. | |||
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"Ghosting or coming crawling back after they've ghosted you. Just bugger off, I moved on Yes this ! Even worse when they’ve ghosted you for ages and then message to tell you they’ve just rejoined fabs under a new profile and need you to verify them. " Those drive me up the walls… what are we? The verification centre? Also, another one I used to kinda date, I wrote about this on a previous post, he kept messaging to get my attention to let me know he’s back with his ex and wanted some suggestions on where to eat cos she likes steak…I proceeded to block. Anyway, he rang me at like 2am one time and Facebook messaged me wondering what happened to my phone . Just go away - I ain’t your plaything (anymore) and I am not google reviews. | |||
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