FabSwingers.com forum: Profile suggestions but make it funny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roasting allowed

I'm looking to improve my profile and make it long enough so people get tired of reading it, then I can slip in a secret word as subject so I know nobody has read it before messaging me. What kinda stuff shall I add about me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The secret word could be ‘banana’s’.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The secret word could be ‘banana’s’."

That's a good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The secret word could be ‘banana’s’.

That's a good one! "

Thanks man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The secret word could be ‘banana’s’.

That's a good one!

Thanks man."

Cheers dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google "I'm a dynamic figure"

cut.

paste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get this secret word thing - because it's a nonsense.

I've seen lots of profile that insist on this and using it doesn't actually prove someone has read the profile.

Why?

Because these things are usually mentioned at the end of a bio, so it's not difficult to have a quick look at the end of a profile to see if they insist on one. Usually it's in quotation marks.

I don't use one and I can easily tell if someone has read my profile or not

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I don't get this secret word thing - because it's a nonsense.

I've seen lots of profile that insist on this and using it doesn't actually prove someone has read the profile.

Why?

Because these things are usually mentioned at the end of a bio, so it's not difficult to have a quick look at the end of a profile to see if they insist on one. Usually it's in quotation marks.

I don't use one and I can easily tell if someone has read my profile or not"
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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

You need at least five paragraphs of legal warnings mentioning the UN declaration of human rights, the Magna Carta, Sydney University and Facebook. It's a real turn on.

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