FabSwingers.com forum: items that were not meant to be sex toys

By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

I have seen recently online putside using percussion massage guns as sex toys what other items that we're not intended to be used toys but are can you name.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Magic wands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kitchen roll cardboard that I stole from Southport Pontins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her next doors dirty laundry

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Barbie dolls

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

A cactus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything you can get your hands really, that's hard for the ladies and soft for the gents.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Cucumbers

Courgettes

Butternut squash

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Anything you can get your hands really, that's hard for the ladies and soft for the gents. "

Some gents like hard things as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun

Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything you can get your hands really, that's hard for the ladies and soft for the gents. "

Lickle fluffy kittens are soft. But, you know, I’m steadfastly drawing that line and just not going there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kitchen roll cardboard that I stole from Southport Pontins"

I now have visions of a perplexed family, at a loss to explain their centreless Plenty whilst elsewhere on site you exist in a nirvana of greyish beige tubular ecstasy.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Light bulbs. This was on tv program about unusual items removed by A&E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumbers

Courgettes

Butternut squash

I went straight for the veg rack too. Add Outsize carrots

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Shower heads. Apparently...

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

The corner of a kitchen counter

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fridge

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

Gear sticks, especially automatic cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun

Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs

I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Sky remote

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun

Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs

I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!

Isn't that just a chop stick from the local Chinese? That's what I use to stir my paint

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

My paddle hairbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cable ties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun

Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs

I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!

Isn't that just a chop stick from the local Chinese? That's what I use to stir my paint

Cheese grater - ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started using a disposable electric toothbrush on Friday and the first thing that popped into my mind was sex toy for the discreet. They really do go hell for leather

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

"My paddle hairbrush

Was it painfull or ticklish?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun

Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs

I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!

Isn't that just a chop stick from the local Chinese? That's what I use to stir my paint

Cheese grater - ouch

Depends where you grate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to pets are us ...or the kitchen gadget bit of Ikea's.... and play dog toy .. kitchen gadget or sex toy ...hours of fun

Don't forget b&q for all your bdsm needs

I have a paint stirrer that makes for an awesome tool! a fucking paint stirer!

Isn't that just a chop stick from the local Chinese? That's what I use to stir my paint

Cheese grater - ouch

Depends where you grate

Grimaces … god… imagine

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Traffic cones.

Although I'm curious to hear the sound of a fart that left the rectum it was inserted into.

I bet it would sound like a right good un that "phwoooooooooooo"'s round the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab guys are raving about b and m dog toy that’s a dildoe

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"My paddle hairbrush

Was it painfull or ticklish?

Pleasurable

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

"My paddle hairbrush

Was it painfull or ticklish?

Pleasurable

I have to become a hairdresser.

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Butternut squash

Hockey sticks (2 of them)

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Black & Decker Mouse sander

Bosch Multitool

Electric or cordless drill

Reciprocating saw

Kango chiesel

Industrial breaker

Other tools & brands are available!!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Omg crying laughing at some of these love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candles- once saw an insertion picture with 9 I think it was!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bollards, at a push, always fill a gap

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Stinging nettles - though recent threads suggest they're favourites for some

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I have seen recently online putside using percussion massage guns as sex toys what other items that we're not intended to be used toys but are can you name."

Alcohol bottles a majority of vegetables and fruits toothpaste pump hair spray bottles

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

White Radish

New hammer handle

Fluted black pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been thinking about making a fucking machine only from upcycled parts. Can't be that difficult.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

"Been thinking about making a fucking machine only from upcycled parts. Can't be that difficult."

A motor,

A cam,

A couple of rods.

A couple of bearings

And something to make a frame from.

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

"Been thinking about making a fucking machine only from upcycled parts. Can't be that difficult."

Me too, so far I have a motor from a 1400 spin washing machine and a mountain bike. Need a volunteer to test it on when it's complete...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been thinking about making a fucking machine only from upcycled parts. Can't be that difficult.

Me too, so far I have a motor from a 1400 spin washing machine and a mountain bike. Need a volunteer to test it on when it's complete...

Yeah a bike frame is the way to go. I'm looking into using a windscreen wiper motor, should be easy to find.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Spatula

Wooden spoon

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

I think I might need some strong leather straps to hold down my "guinea pig" when it's on the spin cycle!

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

This is starting to sound like the Generation Game lol

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

"Sky remote "

Best answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra firm chilled carrots

Rubber grip toothbrush handle

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By *umblebiMan
over a year ago

ayles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric toothbrush?

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

Next door neighbour

Next door neighbours cat

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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"This is starting to sound like the Generation Game lol"

Host: What ever you can name you can use your time starts now.

Contestant:

Toothbrush

Sky remote

Percussion massager

Hair brush

Butternut squash . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter paddles

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

Hamlin

A friend told me an ear of sweet corn is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend on here has a very interesting plunger.

And virgin media remotes are much better than sky ones, they are curbed and shaped accordingly

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By *oxes OP Man
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"A friend on here has a very interesting plunger.

And virgin media remotes are much better than sky ones, they are curbed and shaped accordingly "

Sky q remotes look like standard remotes now compared to the old Rupert Murdoch sky days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The batteries always go missing anyway

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Kong dog toy. 3 sizes with each one having 3 bumps increasing in size. Sonething for everyone there.

A bottle of POM pomegranite juice. An even "bumpier" ride than the kong toy.

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By *alentedfMan
over a year ago

Near Newbury

Electric toothbrush, good vibrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my younger days, I was having some car fun with a lady I was seeing... Legs spread on the dash, she spotted my ice scraper in the door card and demanded I slid the handle inside her

I did just that. Strangest thing I've used.

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By *ust_FlynnMan
over a year ago

st neots

Electric tooth brush, shower head or bath tap not inserted lol but laid underneath ..bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remote "

Love to see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend told me an ear of sweet corn is great

Interesting lol

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