FabSwingers.com forum: A joke

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The wife was getting ready for a night out with her mates and came into the living room and asked me to rate her.

After a couple moments of contemplation,

I replied "7 or 8"

"Out of 10?"

She said, smiling, "you're just being nice."

"10?" I replied "I was talking about pints"

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My doctor said I have a life threatening illness.

Supposed symptoms are using 90's rap lyrics in everyday conversation.

I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24, the way things are going I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where's the jokes then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where's the jokes then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where's the jokes then?"

Waitin for you to post one...;-)

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Lol there not that bad

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The postman brings the post to this one house and the wife invites him in, gives him a big slice of cake and a cup of coffee.

Next thing he knows she takes him upstairs to the bedroom and fucks his brains out.

Afterwards she hands him a pound coin "

And he says, ' Hey, what's this?'

And he tries to hand it back but she won't take it.

"It's for you ," she says. " It was my husband's idea." "your husband's idea!?" " Yeah," she says.

"I asked him what should we do for the postman for Christmas, and he said,

"Fuck him, give him a quid." The cake and the coffee were my idea."

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I swear girls can be so ungrateful sometimes. I made her breakfast in bed, and instead of "Thank you", she's all like...

"How the fuck did you get in my house?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where's the jokes then?

Waitin for you to post one...;-)"

Age before beauty.....after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear girls can be so ungrateful sometimes. I made her breakfast in bed, and instead of "Thank you", she's all like...

"How the fuck did you get in my house?""

That is my new Facebook status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My doctor said I have a life threatening illness.

Supposed symptoms are using 90's rap lyrics in everyday conversation.

I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24, the way things are going I don't know."

They're too old to understand this one

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My doctor said I have a life threatening illness.

Supposed symptoms are using 90's rap lyrics in everyday conversation.

I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24, the way things are going I don't know.

They're too old to understand this one

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gangstas paradise - Coolio. happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gangstas paradise - Coolio. happy days

Bet you googled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where's the jokes then?

Waitin for you to post one...;-)

Age before beauty.....after you

Oh no... My dear Arty... One simply couldnt...

After you old chap... Tally Ho... Pip Pip... And all that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gangstas paradise - Coolio. happy days

Bet you googled it

I certainly didn't... I remember rapping this on stage at a holiday park!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gangstas paradise - Coolio. happy days

Bet you googled it

I certainly didn't... I remember rapping this on stage at a holiday park!

Omg you admit this!? Lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"So where's the jokes then?"

This was the best

Cracked up when I read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said to my girlfriend "Please get me a newspaper"

"Don't be silly" she replied, "you can borrow my iPad"

That spider never knew what fucking hit it.

Just a reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last years riots. Your one year manufacturers warranty runs out soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said to my girlfriend "Please get me a newspaper"

"Don't be silly" she replied, "you can borrow my iPad"

That spider never knew what fucking hit it.

Just a reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last years riots. Your one year manufacturers warranty runs out soon."

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gangstas paradise - Coolio. happy days

Bet you googled it

I certainly didn't... I remember rapping this on stage at a holiday park!

Omg you admit this!? Lol"

Shit.... Did that come out loud?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

If you ever buy a large TV, remember to put the box in your neighbour's dust bin.. So they get robbed and not you

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Gangstas paradise - Coolio. happy days

Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VAp62IfXkI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where's the jokes then?

Waitin for you to post one...;-)

Age before beauty.....after you

Oh no... My dear Arty... One simply couldnt...

After you old chap... Tally Ho... Pip Pip... And all that...

Two birds are sat on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

I got woke up 3am this morning by someone shouting "Mark! Mark! Mark!"

I opened the bedroom window and told him to be quiet.

Ten minutes later "Mark! Mark! Mark!"

I threw my trousers on and went to give the bloke a bollocking but when I got there it was a dog with a cleft palate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gangstas paradise - Coolio. happy days

Amish Paradise - Weird Al Yankovic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VAp62IfXkI"
lol i love amish paradise. also mashhhhhed potatoe!

I was going to tell my tail of a pig. I couldnt though as it was too early!¡!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My doctor said I have a life threatening illness.

Supposed symptoms are using 90's rap lyrics in everyday conversation.

I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24, the way things are going I don't know."

It's a bit old school but I love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear girls can be so ungrateful sometimes. I made her breakfast in bed, and instead of "Thank you", she's all like...

"How the fuck did you get in my house?""
pmsl

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm,his wifes laid in bed and he says "this is the pig Ive been fucking"

The wife says "thats not a pig"

The husband says "I wasnt talking to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got woke up 3am this morning by someone shouting "Mark! Mark! Mark!"

I opened the bedroom window and told him to be quiet.

Ten minutes later "Mark! Mark! Mark!"

I threw my trousers on and went to give the bloke a bollocking but when I got there it was a dog with a cleft palate!

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Now that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So where's the jokes then?

Waitin for you to post one...;-)

Age before beauty.....after you

Oh no... My dear Arty... One simply couldnt...

After you old chap... Tally Ho... Pip Pip... And all that...

Two birds are sat on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

I got woke up 3am this morning by someone shouting "Mark! Mark! Mark!"

I opened the bedroom window and told him to be quiet.

Ten minutes later "Mark! Mark! Mark!"

I threw my trousers on and went to give the bloke a bollocking but when I got there it was a dog with a cleft palate!

See now thats what I call a couple of belters...

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