FabSwingers.com forum: Detachable Cocks & Other Bodily Improvements

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a thread yesterday I foolishly revealed that I’ve fantasised about having a detachable cock and balls - what larks !

No body shaming please but what bodily improvements or alterations could add to your everyday enjoyment or functionality ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought my ex boyfriend one of those mould-a-cock vibrators, so I could still feel him when we were apart. Sadly the mould was too small to fit him in it, due to his curve, so he never pulled it off if you excuse the phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if I could change anything, although I won’t now, it would be my nose. I’d want it a bit smaller. But I’m not really that arsed at my age.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought my ex boyfriend one of those mould-a-cock vibrators, so I could still feel him when we were apart. Sadly the mould was too small to fit him in it, due to his curve, so he never pulled it off if you excuse the phrase.

So a detachable cock may have been useful in that case? I know the details need work but I’m definitely into something here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think if I could change anything, although I won’t now, it would be my nose. I’d want it a bit smaller. But I’m not really that arsed at my age."

Noses are quite malleable, so why not adapta noses where we mould the size and shape to suit our mood without permanent change ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I fear I’m ahead of the cutting edge here...

Two more fingers ?

Fully rotating tongue ?

WiFi ears, no more losing those pods ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a detachable cock may have been useful in that case? I know the details need work but I’m definitely into something here

I’d love one of these, but I’d want to use it to have sex with myself, not necessarily use it on anyone else.

Hehe

Detachable wings would be quite cool though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So a detachable cock may have been useful in that case? I know the details need work but I’m definitely into something here

I’d love one of these, but I’d want to use it to have sex with myself, not necessarily use it on anyone else.

Hehe

Detachable wings would be quite cool though

Now we’re talking ! Yes, they’d be a pain there all the time, but just clip on and take off, the next stage in evolution right there

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Detachable boobs for when you’re doing doggy and he’s shagging you so hard your boobs start rotating and next thing you fear causing a bedroom tornado with tit draught.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Detachable boobs for when you’re doing doggy and he’s shagging you so hard your boobs start rotating and next thing you fear causing a bedroom tornado with tit draught."

Tit draught

Also I’m going on the assumption that all these detachable parts are fully functioning in isolation so many more possibilities for nipple play or adoration during doggy, by either of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If balls could be detached from cock with no loss of erection then I’d like to have mine juggled with in a cowgirl position, or played with on my chest like oversize marbles.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Detachable legs - imagine the positions you could get into.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Detachable legs - imagine the positions you could get into. "

Detachable definitely seems to be the way forward, it’s an obvious win when you start thinking about it seriously. Get to it, genetic engineers !

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Legs that can compress and get a bit shorter. Being really tall there's some logistical issues with standing sex etc. Would save me some squatting.

I suppose this sort of already exists in the form of heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my fantasy but I recall seeing someone's idea of the future where men had grown a second cock on their foreheads so they could do oral and fuck at the same time, or be sucked and fuck ditto. Perhaps just a cheapskate way of having a 3some with two people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Legs that can compress and get a bit shorter. Being really tall there's some logistical issues with standing sex etc. Would save me some squatting.

I suppose this sort of already exists in the form of heels

I’m quite tall and like it but I bump my head a lot ! I think a compression/expansion device at the knees should be doable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not my fantasy but I recall seeing someone's idea of the future where men had grown a second cock on their foreheads so they could do oral and fuck at the same time, or be sucked and fuck ditto. Perhaps just a cheapskate way of having a 3some with two people!"

Of course then we’d all be truly dickheads

I imagine this second cock having a suction device on the end for easy attachment and removal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thinking about another thread today on oral sex, perhaps a talking clitoris to help us all improve our skills in that area ? I think a lot of people feel embarrassed commenting on their lovers’ technique so turn the responsibility over to clitchat.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Legs that can compress and get a bit shorter. Being really tall there's some logistical issues with standing sex etc. Would save me some squatting.

I suppose this sort of already exists in the form of heels

I’m quite tall and like it but I bump my head a lot ! I think a compression/expansion device at the knees should be doable? "

If anything it'd be useful for getting into small cupboards

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Detachable boobs for when you’re doing doggy and he’s shagging you so hard your boobs start rotating and next thing you fear causing a bedroom tornado with tit draught."

I already have these and it's usually caused by a woman with an attachable penis so this already exists.....and it's damn good fun too

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ve got the theme tune to Inspector Gadget in my head now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Detachable boobs for when you’re doing doggy and he’s shagging you so hard your boobs start rotating and next thing you fear causing a bedroom tornado with tit draught.

I already have these and it's usually caused by a woman with an attachable penis so this already exists.....and it's damn good fun too

The future is here and Sophie loves it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got the theme tune to Inspector Gadget in my head now! "

Morning Vine and go go Gadget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a thread yesterday I foolishly revealed that I’ve fantasised about having a detachable cock and balls - what larks !

No body shaming please but what bodily improvements or alterations could add to your everyday enjoyment or functionality ?

Surely we would all want the ability to alter our sex.

Even just for 1 day just to see what it was like.

Although I might not emerge out of the house for that day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a thread yesterday I foolishly revealed that I’ve fantasised about having a detachable cock and balls - what larks !

No body shaming please but what bodily improvements or alterations could add to your everyday enjoyment or functionality ?

Surely we would all want the ability to alter our sex.

Even just for 1 day just to see what it was like.

Although I might not emerge out of the house for that day.

I’m sure it would improve understanding and empathy between the genders no end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wondered what it would be like to go to bed and have to detach your limbs before going to sleep. So laying like a little nub. I wonder if it's a comfy feeling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've always wondered what it would be like to go to bed and have to detach your limbs before going to sleep. So laying like a little nub. I wonder if it's a comfy feeling. "

Joking aside that is of course a harsh reality for many people who’ve lost limbs. I’d love to understand more about how it feels, physically and mentally.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Definitely detachable boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely detachable boobs

I'd keep them safe for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely detachable boobs

I'd keep them safe for you

He’s a keeper, Belle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self cutting nails. Just every 2 weeks my nails are short and smooth and don't have to faf around with clippers and filing and smoothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Self cutting nails. Just every 2 weeks my nails are short and smooth and don't have to faf around with clippers and filing and smoothing

Excellent idea. When you get to my old age you’ll wish the same for hair that grows out of your nose and bloody ears!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Definitely detachable boobs

I'd keep them safe for you

He’s a keeper, Belle

So kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely detachable boobs

I'd keep them safe for you

He’s a keeper, Belle

So kind

I am, I would totally not make excuses not to give them back when you need them either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always wondered what it would be like to go to bed and have to detach your limbs before going to sleep. So laying like a little nub. I wonder if it's a comfy feeling.

Joking aside that is of course a harsh reality for many people who’ve lost limbs. I’d love to understand more about how it feels, physically and mentally. "

Oh of course! I meant no harm, it just would be interesting to know the feeling

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Definitely detachable boobs

Yes! I could sleep on my front comfortably then

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Definitely detachable boobs

Yes! I could sleep on my front comfortably then

Ohh I love lying like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've always wondered what it would be like to go to bed and have to detach your limbs before going to sleep. So laying like a little nub. I wonder if it's a comfy feeling.

Joking aside that is of course a harsh reality for many people who’ve lost limbs. I’d love to understand more about how it feels, physically and mentally.

Oh of course! I meant no harm, it just would be interesting to know the feeling "

Sorry, my bad wording - I meant the jokey tone of the thread, not your comments at all !

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